Chapter 50: He Deserves To Eat Shit
Hearing this, the old dog and I couldn’t hold back anymore. We “popped” to our feet and charged forward without a second thought.
We unleashed a barrage of punches and kicks on Wu Sheng! The old dog, not caring if Wu Sheng was alive or dead, just wanted to stuff all the remaining dog feces on him into Wu Sheng’s mouth!
Just then,
“I, holy crap! You two brothers, don’t get so excited! I! I haven’t gone out yet! I’m the Great Immortal Golden Toad!”
“Whoosh!”
Damn it, it was a good thing the Golden Toad shouted out in time. It was close, just a little bit more and the old dog and I would have lost our minds and directly killed Wu Sheng along with the Golden Toad.
It took a while to calm down and stabilize our emotions.
It was then I realized I had bullied the wrong ghost. According to the Golden Toad, it was Xue Pan who discovered this matter.
As everyone knows, Xue Pan is a lecherous ghost who can’t move when he sees a female ghost. He happened to see Li Meng and a wicked thought arose in his heart.
However, after learning of Li Meng’s plight, Xue Pan, the lecherous ghost, instead developed a sense of justice, recognized Li Meng as his younger sister, and promised to help Li Meng get revenge.
No wonder, no wonder he wouldn’t say who sent him last night no matter how much I beat him. Alas, I’ll have to find an opportunity to apologize to Xue Pan properly later.
At this moment, I realized that ghosts aren’t all bad, and sometimes humans are worse than ghosts.
How does that song go? I’m afraid of ghosts, but they haven’t harmed me in the slightest. I’m not afraid of people, but people have left me covered in wounds.
Damn it! Wu Sheng, Wu Sheng! I’ll make sure he has no chance of survival!
“Brother Jin! My brother and I…”
Knowing I had been completely wrong, I intended to sincerely apologize to the Golden Toad.
The Golden Toad waved his hand dismissively,
“Alas, ignorance is forgivable. Since you are not the type to aid and abet evil, let bygones be bygones, brother.”
I deeply admired the Golden Toad’s magnanimity and unconsciously cupped my hands towards him, saying, “Brother Jin is righteous. As the saying goes, we only truly get to know each other after a fight. If you ever need my help in the future, just say the word. I’ll definitely give you my full support.”
Seeing me like this, the old dog scratched his head and, following my example, said to the Golden Toad, “Me too!”
From then on, I never intervened in this matter again.
Half a month passed.
During this time, the village chief visited me countless times, wanting me to cleanse the evil object from Wu Sheng. However, I sent him away each time.
“Old man, isn’t he not bothering the sows anymore? Then what’s there to treat? Can’t be treated!”
The Golden Toad and Xue Pan were very considerate. Since we had fought, they no longer controlled Wu Sheng to bother the village sows, but instead found the Dung Beetle Immortal to help, having the Dung Beetle Immortal possess Wu Sheng to eat feces every day.
The village chief continued,
“Yes, he’s not bothering the sows anymore, but now he’s eating human feces all over the village! He’s about to turn into a shit person! He stinks wherever he goes. Even the flies don’t bother anyone else when they see him. Chan Xin, go take a look quickly!”
“Oh dear, why should I look at him, old man? It’s disgusting. It’s normal. It would be strange if he didn’t eat feces. I calculated it for him. Don’t look at how human-like he appears; his soul inside is that of a dog. Since I drove out the evil spirit from him, his innate talent has awakened. It’s normal for him to eat feces.”
Listening to my nonsense, the village chief knew I was just brushing him off.
He thought to himself, how did this Wu Sheng, a perfectly good living person, end up like a dog eating shit?
But he couldn’t do anything about me and could only shake his head and leave helplessly.
The reason I’m still here and haven’t left is that I’m waiting. I’ve calculated that Brother Jin and Xue Pan will face a calamity, and it would be good for me to stay and lend them a hand.
Of course, during this half-month period, I not only taught the old dog the method for making exorcism dog feces but also passed on the Eightfold Vajra Technique to him.
Gouzi practices the Eightfold Vajra Technique every morning and collects dog feces in the afternoon. As for me, I’ve been meditating, using this time to enhance my spiritual soul power.
Another week passed. This day, a group of people arrived in the village, claiming to be missionaries from abroad spreading the gospel.
They had somehow heard that someone in this village was possessed and thus came to exorcise evil under the guise of righteousness.
Initially, I didn’t think much of it, but that afternoon, Xue Pan rushed to Gouzi’s house to ask for my help.
“Big Brother! Brother Chan Xin! Big Brother, save me!”
I was meditating in the room and heard Xue Pan shouting from afar.
Before long, Xue Pan drifted into the room, and the old dog followed.
Of course, Gouzi’s parents couldn’t see Xue Pan or hear his shouts. The old dog could hear and see because I had helped him open his clairaudience and clairaudience.
“Chan, Brother Chan Xin, Bro, Brother Jin was captured by those people.”
“What? Damn it!”
“Old ghost!”
Upon hearing that the Golden Toad had been captured, I instantly became enraged, and so did the old dog.
Back then, before we two brothers had even investigated the full story, we had hit Xue Pan and the Golden Toad for no reason. Those two were righteous and didn’t hold it against me. We were waiting for an opportunity to repay their kindness, and now the Golden Toad had been captured by someone.
“Let’s go! Xue Pan, you lead the way!”
The old dog and I, without a word, grabbed our magic tools and followed Xue Pan to rescue the Golden Toad.
The two of us and the ghost ran out of the village. Those people were loading sacks onto a vehicle, and I could vaguely hear “quack quack” sounds coming from inside the sacks.
Damn it, without a doubt, that must have been the Golden Toad inside.
I started cursing from a distance, “Fuck your mothers! Put him down!”
Hearing my curses, the group of people turned around and stood together.
After I ran closer, I took a few deep breaths.
A White-Haired Old Man wearing a black robe walked out at the front, a smile like that of an aunt on his face, and slowly said, “Young man, may the holy love of Lord Jesus forever surround you, filling your life with happiness and peace. Amen.”
Holy crap, as soon as I heard that, I guessed it. This group of charlatans was from Brother Jesus’ faction, but I didn’t know which one. Because as far as I know, Brother Jesus has several branches, the most famous of which are Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, and Protestantism.
There are also some evil cults that use Brother Jesus’ name.
From their clothing, I really couldn’t tell.
I frowned and said lightly, “Which unit are you from?”
The White-Haired Old Man said,
“We are messengers of God, disciples from the Heavenly Father. Amen.”
Disciples Society? Holy crap? I’ve really never heard of that. Ignoring their gazes, I immediately took out my phone to search for information on the spot.
“Hey, Xiao Du, Xiao Du.”
“I’m here, master.”
“Search for me about what kind of church the Disciples Society is.”
“Hello, master. To search for information about the Disciples Society, please listen carefully;
San Shu Christ? Also known as the Disciples Society, or ‘San Shu Cult,’ ‘Narrow Gate of the Wilderness,’ etc., was established by Ji Sanbao in 1989. The main differences between the Disciples Society and Christianity lie in their doctrines, objects of faith, methods of activity, social harm, management methods, and content of gatherings.
This kind of evil cult organization uses Christianity as a guise for its propagation. Its doctrines, beliefs, and practices are far from orthodox Christianity. They often contain extreme thoughts and behaviors, causing harm to society and individuals. Therefore, understanding and identifying evil cult organizations is crucial for protecting personal and social safety.”
After hearing this, my face turned completely dark. Damn it! This is an evil cult that has developed using Brother Jesus’ name!
