Chapter 310: Younger Sister, Hold On Tight, The Rocket Gift Is About To Accelerate!
Hearing my shout, Mingyue had no time to think further and subconsciously listened and obeyed.
The moment she crouched down, Big Brother reached out and fiercely pressed down towards the six strong individuals who had attacked Mingyue.
“Die for me!”
“Boom!”
The palm strike, carrying rampant Overbearing Qi and Mysterious Power, swept towards the six strong individuals like an unstoppable force.
The pupils in their eyes widened continuously as the Overbearing Qi approached.
The next second,
“Hiss~!”
All the strong individuals in the area gasped.
Because at that moment, under everyone’s watchful eyes, the six strong individuals began to turn into flying ash from their heads, inch by inch, as if corroded. The corrosion gradually stopped around their waists.
The lower halves of their bodies, however, stood firmly in place like statues.
Big Brother landed in front of Mingyue, my awesome back facing her.
“Big Brother!”
Mingyue joyfully jumped onto my back and hugged me, crying, “Wuwuwu, Big Brother, Big Brother, I thought you were abandoning me, wuwuwu. Next time you fart, I… I’ll try to hold it in, wuwuwu…”
Hearing this, my head filled with black lines. I comforted her, “What the hell, am I that petty, Younger Sister? Even if I abandoned Jin Buque and Gouzi, I wouldn’t abandon you!
I don’t care how you throw me, but how could I abandon you?
Good girl, don’t cry. Next time Big Brother can’t hold back a fart, just pinch Big Brother’s butt. What are you being polite for? Damn it! Who wouldn’t pinch?”
Upon hearing this, Mingyue, who had been crying rivers of tears, couldn’t help but let out a giggle. With tears still in her eyes, she laughed heartily, “Hahahaha, okay Big Brother, I understand.”
Hearing that she took me seriously, Big Brother immediately regretted saying that, because her hand was now unconsciously practicing pinching people in the air…
“Hiss~!”
Damn it…
Looking at her posture, it seems she’s been preparing to pinch Big Brother’s butt at any time since now, holy crap… cough cough cough…
Without time for further words, Big Brother, after putting Mingyue on my back, lifted my right foot and stomped down hard.
“Boom!”
Overbearing Qi spread out, mixed with Big Brother’s burning rage, and charged towards the idiots who had just frightened Mingyue.
“Hiss hiss hiss…”
Any idiot touched by the Overbearing Qi began to melt instantly.
The others, their faces filled with horror, flew backward.
Without giving them a chance to react, I exerted force with both feet and shot towards the void crack I had just emerged from like a cannonball.
Cough, if I still don’t run now, what am I pretending for? Pretending is fine, but pretending for too long can easily lead to other variables.
Just as I was about to fly into the crack with Mingyue on my back.
Erlang Shen, leading Sky-Howling Dog, rushed forward in time and shouted at me, “Little thief, where do you think you’re going!”
“Woof woof~!”
Angered, Big Brother fiercely turned my head and asked Erlang Shen, “Are you done with your dog or not?”
Hearing this, Erlang Shen was stunned. Upon seeing the serious divine light in my eyes.
He suddenly spaced out, then kicked Sky-Howling Dog away, roaring, “Damn it, Sky-Howling Dog, where are you going? You useless thing, come back here!”
While the three parties of strong individuals were dazed, he cupped his hands to the crowd and said, “My apologies everyone, my dog ran off. I’ll come back to help you after I find him.”
After saying this, he quickly flew off in the direction Sky-Howling Dog had disappeared.
Watching his receding back, Big Brother couldn’t help but smile and transmitted to him, “Thanks, Erlang. This is the second time. If you need anything in the future, just say the word.”
He replied, “Golden Cicada… that Ah Zi, alright, I understand.”
Hearing this, Big Brother was completely stunned; what the hell is Ah Zi? What is this guy talking about? Is this Heavenly Sword and Dragon Slaying Sabre?
Seeing Erlang Shen retreat, I was afraid of any further complications. With Mingyue on my back, I stepped into the void crack without hesitation.
…
On the way back, Big Brother suddenly felt like singing; “The sun comes out, I climb the hill, climbing the hill I want to sing, my song is for my Younger Sister, Younger Sister asks me to eat a big apple, la la, la la la la…
Carrying my Younger Sister home, I invite my Younger Sister for a cup of tea, my Younger Sister says Big Brother, your tea is good, hahahahaha…”
Along the way, Mingyue, who hadn’t said much, after watching Big Brother get so carried away.
Completely forgot about being surrounded and almost falling into a desperate situation earlier.
She covered her mouth and snickered, unable to resist patting Big Brother’s head, “Big Brother, are you still serious? Hahaha, we’re running away right now.”
I grinned foolishly and said, “Hehe, so what? When can anyone stop me, Big Brother, from being happy anytime, anywhere? Ooooh-ho-ho!”
After saying this, Big Brother let out another strange cry, “Yoho…”
“Younger Sister, sit tight, the rocket is about to accelerate!”
“Whoosh…”
…
At this time, Jin Buque and the others were already waiting for Big Brother’s news in a magnificent yet ancient palace.
However, after a long time without me returning, they were as anxious as ants on a hot pan.
“Damn it, it’s all my fault!”
“Slap!”
Jin Buque slapped himself hard, his eyes full of remorse and self-blame.
“It’s all my fault. Big Brother clearly told me to watch over Mingyue, but I… how could I be so careless? If… if Big Brother and Mingyue were to have even a single mishap, I… I Jin Buque would definitely make those bastards pay, even if I die… I’ll get revenge!”
“Second Brother, don’t rush, and don’t think the worst. What kind of person is our Big Brother! Calm yourself down and wait. Our Big Brother is definitely someone with sky-high fortune and great destiny. He’ll surely bring Mingyue back safely. Don’t be anxious.” Gouzi comforted him.
“Exactly, Brother Jin, don’t be anxious. If another moment or so passes and our Big Brother still hasn’t returned, then we’ll all go together,” said Spirit Pearl.
Xue Pan also chimed in to persuade, “That’s right, Second Brother, don’t be anxious. Don’t you remember how Big Brother taught us? Big Brother said even if the sky falls, we must be as steady as a mountain. Being anxious is the most useless thing; finding a solution is what’s useful.
Don’t worry, our Big Brother will definitely bring Mingyue back. If you say that a few of us went and couldn’t return, I could believe it. But Big Brother went by himself, without having to worry about us. If he doesn’t scam people, that’s good enough. If something happened to him, really, then none of us should live. Because this guy, uh! No! Because our Big Brother is completely not a normal person, he cannot be defined by normal cognition. He’s simply a bizarre anomaly in the immortal cultivation world, he…”
Just as the few people were discussing amongst themselves, and Spirit Pearl and Jin Buque were thinking of going to find Big Brother.
A hearty and unrestrained burst of laughter instantly spread throughout the entire world, echoing for a long time.
“Wahahahaha, damn it! I am Hu Hansan, no, that is, I, the Invincible Awesome Chan Xin Great Master, have returned! Ooooh-ho-ho!”
