Chapter 195: Three-eyed Golden Lion: “di Tian Must Be Under Hypnosis, He’s Turning Into A Star Dou Slut!”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion closed her eyes and did backflips madly, muttering nonstop.
“Don’t hit me!”
“Don’t hit me!”
“I was wrong!”
“Chi Wang, Bi Ji, save me!”
After about the right amount of time, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion instinctively hugged her head and squatted in defense, her butt clenched tight. In the past at this time, Di Tian’s Black Dragon Leather Belt had already struck her body.
This was almost becoming experience engraved into her bloodline!
From the moment she saw Di Tian pull out the Black Dragon Leather Belt, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion could guess when she would get hit and how much force the other would use.
Specializing in practice makes perfect.
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion thought that the human who invented the belt was truly a newborn thing!
This thing was obviously invented by elders to whip juniors!
Especially the damn Star Luo Empire Royal Family! To please Di Tian, the Black Dragon Leather Belt that Di Tian used was made of the most precious type of rare metals.
It had extremely strong soul power transmission properties, combined with flexibility and high hardness, high strength.
Combined with Di Tian’s extreme darkness soul power, it was pain as if striking straight at the soul!
Moreover, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion was Extreme Light plus Extreme Fire, making this extreme darkness effect even more pronounced!
Last time the Three-Eyed Golden Lion hid Di Tian’s Black Dragon Leather Belt, thinking she could finally relax.
Unexpectedly, that old sly one had long ago placed a spiritual imprint on the Black Dragon Leather Belt!
Di Tian followed the scent and found his most beloved belt.
The last one to be imprinted with a spiritual imprint by Di Tian was his Black Dragon Sword!
However, unexpectedly, after the Three-Eyed Golden Lion counted down three, two, one in her heart, her butt did not feel the fiery pain.
This made the Three-Eyed Golden Lion a bit puzzled. Her two fluffy paws came down from her head, and her two eyes plus the peculiar eye on her forehead all opened together.
Then she blinked and looked behind her to the spot where Di Tian usually stood, one meter to the left of her butt, Di Tian’s most habitual position for exerting force.
“Huh?”
“Where’s the old guy?”
“Could he have slipped and fallen headfirst into the Lake of Life?”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion realized she seemed safe, scratched her head with her front paw, the entire golden Ragdoll very puzzled.
Then her three eyes all began searching around her body for Di Tian’s traces.
“Hm?”
“Why did Di Tian suddenly stop moving?”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s three eyes quickly locked onto Di Tian’s position.
Di Tian had suddenly stopped in place, next to the Lake of Life, holding the Black Dragon Leather Belt in his hand, with a Magic Net Light Screen in front of him.
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion scratched her head with her fluffy paw, muttering to herself.
“?”
“Why is Di Tian suddenly frozen stiff like the unlucky human females in Magic Net Novels who got hit with hypnosis?”
“Damn it! Could someone want to do something to Di Tian…!”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s whole body of crystal-like golden fur bristled up instantly, a chill rising in her heart, goosebumps all over.
This golden Ragdoll had just read that type of novel.
Causing her now to involuntarily substitute herself into it.
You know, Di Tian was famously handsome in the Star Dou Great Forest and surrounding areas. Soul Beasts in the entire Star Dou Great Forest who wanted to become Di Tian’s partner could line up from Shrek Academy all the way to the Core Area.
Even some humans with dragon fetish were moved by Di Tian.
Otherwise, why did so many people like Golden Chef’s “Dragon and Flower”?
Even today, half a year after Golden Chef eunuch-ed it, countless Magic Net users were posting continuations of this epoch-making work!
Some had even listed this novel as the founding ancestor of romance novels, imitating its style to start new creations.
The Magic Net Forum now had novels piled up to hundreds of thousands.
However, a considerable portion were existing novels from the continent moved to the forum, from a hundred thousand years ago to now.
A large number of Magic Net users had all dug out their treasured stockpiles and posted them to the Magic Net, greatly enriching the Magic Net data.
Some were even discussing in the comment section through these ten thousand year old novels what ancient people’s lives were like.
Some novels had once broken the defenses of Magic Net users hard.
For example, someone through comparison of the large number of wuxia novels existing in the Spirit Hall Era discovered something interesting.
The protagonists’ martial souls in novels of that era were all awakened for free by Spirit Hall, and those wuxia protagonists would uniformly get one gold soul coin every month from Spirit Hall.
If it was just one novel, it could be called fictional, but damn, all novels of that era were written like that, which was enough to indicate a big problem.
Their era’s living conditions, if not counting the Magic Net, were far inferior to the Spirit Hall period ten thousand years ago!
Even the protagonists of wuxia novels in that period killed corrupt ministers and nobles.
Now, no one dared to write that kind of novel at all!
Moreover, among these surviving novels, the number from the Spirit Hall period accounted for nearly half.
Modern Magic Net users had to admit that the atmosphere during the Spirit Hall period might really have been the most open time in ancient history.
Without the Magic Net, they didn’t even have as much imagination as the ancient people.
The three great empires wanted to deny this fact. Although they knew it was true, don’t spout things that are not conducive to unity.
They wanted to spend heavy gold to contact Ye Ge to request control of public opinion.
But Huo Yuhao simply didn’t cooperate, and even specifically pushed those posts to trending! Specializing in watching the fun.
Back to reality, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion shook her head hard, her three eyes all narrowed together, then she charged fiercely toward Di Tian.
“Di Tian, don’t be afraid!”
“I’ll help you!”
Although Di Tian often hit her, she still knew Di Tian really cared about her. In a sense, Di Tian could be considered her expensive godfather.
It was just that the Three-Eyed Golden Lion didn’t want to admit it, but when she saw Di Tian in trouble, she would still rush up.
“As the Magic Net Novels say, the hypnotized will wake up immediately upon receiving a heavy blow!”
“Di Tian, I absolutely won’t let you become a star power mouth tooth!”
Extreme Light and Extreme Fire swirled around the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, golden light like flames attached to her golden fur, the original crystal texture now carrying a bit of nobility.
With the Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s dash, the entire golden Ragdoll turned into a golden meteor charging straight at Di Tian’s back.
“Bang!”
Di Tian had been a bit distracted by the soul spirit technology information, his brain thinking about what future this technology would bring to soul beasts, not noticing a golden Ragdoll charging at him.
Or rather, Di Tian had never considered that someone would sneak attack him near the Lake of Life.
Di Tian was knocked by the Three-Eyed Golden Lion to lean forward a few steps, and his originally dark face became even darker now, truly worthy of being the clan leader of the black dragon race.
Di Tian’s arm reached back, his black clothes swaying lightly with the motion, one big hand unhurriedly gripping tightly the scruff of the Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s neck.
Then he lifted her in front of himself, five eyes starting to stare at each other.
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s three eyes blinked together, clear eyes seeming to hide a college student, head tilting slightly as she said:
“Huh?”
“Di Tian, you’re not under hypnosis?!”
“Great, I thought you were going to become someone’s star effort! Waaah!”
Di Tian’s eyelid twitched, corner of his mouth couldn’t help twitching, he slapped his forehead with his free hand, the whole dragon extremely helpless.
“Hypnosis?”
“What spirit-type soul beast or soul master on the Douluo Continent could hypnotize me?”
Then Di Tian’s eyes narrowed and he said:
“Also, what exactly have you been looking at on the Magic Net lately?!”
“Why would you associate with these things?”
“Didn’t I forbid you from looking at those humans’ unhealthy works?”
“Those things are simply harmful to beasts!”
“No looking at those things next time.”
Seeing Di Tian’s heartbroken look, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion began flailing her four limbs trying to escape Di Tian’s control.
“Damn it! I was clearly concerned about you!”
“And you’re starting to preach again!”
A crisp female voice carried a bit of grievance.
Di Tian was a bit helpless, loosened his palm, put the Three-Eyed Golden Lion down and said:
“Sigh, go play on the side.”
“I’m about to discuss some things with others.”
“If there’s something, contact me on the Magic Net.”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion huffed and ran off without looking back.
“Stinky Di Tian!”
“Hmph, I’m going to go play with Mistress Sister!”
