Chapter 23: This Is Definitely Good News
Chu Hao finished watching the Chen Family Head’s video and was honestly a bit stunned.
Just from the name “Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea” you could tell it was something the Chen Family Head, this hardcore cultivation fantasy sufferer, had made up, dripping with cringey cultivation vibes.
Especially since Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea was just stir-fried bamboo leaves, yet look at those listed effects; obviously all nonsense made up by the Chen Family Head.
If your girlfriend has that strong a desire, shouldn’t you be buying some little pills to boost yourself?
Your bamboo leaves can even extinguish your girlfriend’s blazing fire, is that it?
And if bamboo leaves are effective for a girlfriend’s irritability, would there still be any violent girlfriends in the world?
The key is, this was just filming videos. The guy is a hardcore cultivation fantasy patient, with dog demons and Thunder Bamboo Forests and everything popping up. Hyping up the effects of Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea is no big deal; after all, it is all about cultivation.
But the point is, this damn Chen Family Head is actually really selling this Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea, and even promoted it at the end.
It felt so absurd.
He did not even know how, as a rich second generation, he ended up following such a lunatic and constantly watching his videos.
Still, his curiosity was piqued. He clicked into the account homepage of the Chen Family Head’s junior sister “Xiao Yu Za,” and his eyes really did light up a bit.
This junior sister of the Chen Family Head was very pretty, and she had over six hundred thousand fans.
He casually opened a few videos, and immediately could not help roasting the Chen Family Head. Look at your junior sister: she is pretty, her sword dances and boxing look great, and she has instant high-end appeal.
How are you, as the senior brother, so low, playing at fantasy cultivation like some nutcase?
He did not forget the serious matter though. He opened the Chen Family Head’s junior sister’s product window, and sure enough, saw a Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea link pinned there.
“Holy crap, is this a joke?” Seeing the price of the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea, Chu Hao burst out complaining.
Ordinary Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea was five thousand per jin.
Premium Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea was fifty thousand per jin.
“???”
He wondered if his eyes were playing tricks on him.
Even if these stir-fried bamboo leaves could be brewed and drunk, how could it be so outrageous as to sell for fifty thousand per jin?
He suspected they had added three extra zeros by mistake.
Bamboo leaves covered the mountains; fifty per jin for “premium” would be more like it, that would make sense.
He immediately took a screenshot of the price, planning to go back to the Chen Family Head’s video comment section to roast him, but found that many people had already been roasting this Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea, and some had also posted screenshots of the price.
“The junior sister is very pretty, but the price of Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea really shocked me.”
“Chen Family Head, you are really playing hard. Fifty thousand per jin blinded my dog eyes, but your junior sister is very pretty.”
“Fellow daoist, you have mastered the way of making money and gathering treasure. Your junior sister is very pretty.”
“……”
Obviously, anyone who saw the Chen Family Head’s Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea video could not resist clicking into the junior sister’s homepage to check the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea sales link.
This price was just too ridiculous.
Suddenly, one comment caught Chu Hao’s attention.
“Fellow daoists, you may not believe it, but I sent a message to Fairy ‘Xiao Yu Za’ to ask if the price of fifty thousand spirit stones was a mistake, and the fairy confirmed that Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea indeed costs fifty thousand spirit stones.”
This comment even posted screenshots of the private message chat, showing them asking the Chen Family Head’s junior sister about the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea price.
The Chen Family Head’s junior sister did indeed reply that premium Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea costs fifty thousand per jin.
This subconsciously made him go back to the “Xiao Yu Za” account again. He watched a few more videos. Besides the heroic sword dance and boxing clips, he was surprised to see a tourism promotion video.
Chen Clan Ancient Architectural Complex tourism.
Wait, so the Chen Family Head really had a family?
And the family had such a vast stretch of continuous ancient architectural complex?
The key was the simplicity and antique charm of this complex; it was truly eye-catching, with tremendous ornamental value.
He had traveled all over the country and even to many places abroad, seen plenty of ancient buildings, but nowhere had ancient buildings that felt quite like this.
But once he remembered that this ancient architectural complex belonged to the same Chen Family Head who was a hardcore cultivation fantasy case, he felt something inexplicable.
Anyway, after watching the junior sister’s promotional video, he was genuinely surprised, and suddenly had a thought: someone with this kind of ancient architectural complex tourism project could not possibly be a liar, right?
Besides, the “Xiao Yu Za” account already had over six hundred thousand fans. With her appearance and ability, she might blow up in popularity at any time. There was no need to become a liar and ruin herself, right?
He subconsciously sent a message through the backstage system to ask, “Is this Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea really fifty thousand per jin?”
Not long after, he received a reply: “Yes, this Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea is made using our Chen Clan Inheritance’s secret recipe and has many effects. You can purchase with confidence.”
Chen Clan Inheritance’s secret recipe?
Looking at the Chen Family Head’s junior sister’s reply, Chu Hao inexplicably clicked into the shopping link, chose to purchase one jin of premium Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea, and hit pay.
He did not know why, but he faintly felt a sense of anticipation.
Mainly, he did not care about fifty thousand. Sometimes hosting once at a bar cost him more than that.
After placing the order, Chu Hao went back to the Chen Family Head’s video and found that in a short time it had already passed two hundred likes, far more than his previous videos.
The key thing was, when he checked the comment section, he actually saw gossip about himself.
“No way, did someone really buy Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea at fifty thousand per jin? Which fellow daoist is so rich and imposing?”
The comment was attached to a screenshot of the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea sales link showing “sold: 1”.
Seeing this, someone replied under that comment:
“This must be some heavenly prodigy from a cultivation family, who does not care about fifty thousand.”
“Or maybe a holy son from some holy land. Fifty thousand spirit stones is nothing to him.”
“Isn’t this a fool?”
“……” For a moment, Chu Hao did not know what to say.
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Chen Clan.
Chen Han lay back on the recliner in his own courtyard. Hearing the game prompt, a smile appeared on his face.
【Congratulations, through the recorded images transmitted by the Spirit Shadow Mirror, you have gained one supporter and obtained 1 point of reputation!】
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【Congratulations, through the recorded images transmitted by the Spirit Shadow Mirror, you have gained one supporter and obtained 1 point of reputation!】
After the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea video was uploaded, the data was unexpectedly much better than before. In a short time it had over two hundred likes, with quite a few comments, though most were roasting the fifty-thousand-per-jin Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea.
Not only were many people roasting him, they just had to add that his junior sister was very pretty. Damn bunch of lecherous old pervs.
Also, in this short time it had brought him 7 reputation points.
At this rate, this video’s stats might break through his previous records.
Sure enough, in less than half an hour, the video’s likes passed one thousand, bringing him more than thirty reputation points, bringing his total reputation to
You had to know the first dog demon video had only a little over fourteen hundred likes in total.
As time passed, Chen Han’s smile grew wider. The video’s likes kept climbing until they broke five thousand, gaining him more than one hundred fans, and his total reputation reached
At this pace, by tomorrow morning, the sect residence might have enough, five hundred reputation, to level up.
Moreover, if he could rush out Mr. Zhao’s Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea order tonight and complete the transaction, then the sect residence could be upgraded tomorrow.
This was definitely good news.
The new book is in the first round of PK and needs read-through data.
Everyone, please flip to the last page. Please do not stockpile, please do not stockpile, please do not stockpile.
Thank you, everyone.
Also asking for two tickets. Many thanks again.
