Chapter 61: Mom, I’m Not Classy
After two fun Speed matches ended, they didn’t continue queuing, after all, the main purpose today was just to keep the account logged in. As long as it’s logged in for the full time, they can get 30,000 points coupons and a Car King reward.
Speed has quite a few Saturday events at this time, mainly to try to save the game a bit.
Impacted by League of Legends, quite a few players quit, and now PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has popped up, which really squeezed a lot of survival space. It was barely hanging on before, now they have to come up with all sorts of events.
And unlike the previous map-running events, now they don’t even need to run, just keeping the game open works.
According to their idea, hanging for this hour or so, people will inevitably get itchy hands and run a bit.
For Speed, the only good news this year is the emergence of a big streamer like Li Fan. Without Li Fan, the game’s popularity would drop even further, but now getting on hot search every few days already satisfies them.
Then it felt a bit sad, that Speed had fallen to the point of needing a League of Legends professional player to boost its popularity.
……
“Pineapple, Pineapple, why aren’t you in position yet? So slow? There are over 30,000 people in my live stream room, wasting one minute is wasting 30,000 minutes of time.”
“You’re rushing me to death, I’m already logging in, why are you barking like a dog!”
“What’s wrong with you? Why are you cursing, Xiao Fei?”
“I have no manners, mommy!”
【Hahaha, such a funny girl!】
【Awesome! If I got cursed by such a pleasant voice every day, I’d be willing to live in a villa and drive luxury cars.】
【Wait, you said live in a villa and drive luxury cars? Whose piss yellow can help me water it.】
【Piss yellow probably won’t cut it, some people just like that fiery stinky taste.】
【Jealous of Pineapple, she’s already the fixed medic in Unreal’s PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds squad, everyone else is pissed off, too bad there’s no such opportunity.】
【Indeed lucky too, Unreal is willing to play with her, mainly I like this personality, not pretentious at all. Last time that Dai Mei was too pretentious, told you to speak properly but you had to ghost scream.】
【Does Pineapple live stream?】
【Seems not, maybe because she doesn’t live stream, that’s why Unreal keeps taking her along.】
Douyu, Dai Mei’s live stream room.
At this moment, she was full of envy watching Li Fan’s live stream room.
Clearly she was the first female streamer to queue with Li Fan, if she could keep playing PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds with Li Fan like this Pineapple, her popularity would definitely explode.
Then form some CP……
Instead of now, only seven or eight hundred people every live stream, although much more than before, but she’s still very dissatisfied, it could have been more.
How did she miss this opportunity?
She shouldn’t have acted so eagerly back then……
Actually, even if Dai Mei was obedient, if Li Fan knew it was her, he wouldn’t continue playing with her. The reason is simple: he’s a Huya streamer, taking a Douyu streamer along, what would that be called? Isn’t that a total ingrate?
If taking anyone, it should be a Huya streamer, after all Huya gave him such a high salary.
But hearing Pineapple’s conversation with her mom, no way it’s such a coincidence? Pineapple Sai Dong?
“Nice……” Li Fan saw it run to his side at that time and casually picked it up into his arms.
“It’s Deft’s dog, EDG doesn’t have anyone to take care of it now so I’ll keep it. It’s no big deal, if no time to walk it, just have the Honor of Kings division help out.”
“Honor of Kings? No joke, I can play any hero, Han Xin can casually get to server first.”
“After watching me for so long, you still think I’m bragging? I’ll apply to the official later. Honor of Kings is a competing game, I’m still a League of Legends professional player. If I don’t apply and live stream Honor of Kings, and get banned by official, then I can’t play matches anymore?”
At this moment, Pineapple finally joined the queue.
Li Fan quickly pressed start game.
Win the Game is super popular now, no doubt, one second into the game, no need to queue at all.
If your die immediately after landing speed is fast too, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has a second name: Parachute Simulator.
……
After entering the game, the voice chat square rang with noisy voices again.
“Hehehe.”
“Got mic? Got mic? Can we communicate?”
Teammate’s voice came through the headphones.
【Roar listen!】
【Another girl? PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds matchmaking rate for girls is so high.】
【Nonsense, don’t you know girls love to win the game more?】
Li Fan playing squad queue with Pineapple didn’t turn off fill, naturally the system matched two other teammates.
“Of course, sister.” Pineapple immediately replied.
Another stranger player also excitedly shouted, clearly queuing with two girls got him pretty excited.
Li Fan glanced at the ID……
mozz.
Mo Zi?
According to the timeline, she did indeed come out of the League of Legends women’s team.
Right, it’s OMG’s women’s team. Fun fact, Rita was also a member of OMG women’s team before, the two of them were actually teammates.
But later the women’s team couldn’t operate anymore, so it disbanded.
No way around it, in competitive games, girls really have a hard time PKing with boys, the gap is huge. There was once a women’s team that made it to the professional league, but got fountain dived in under 20 minutes every game. Official took care of their emotions, examples like this are everywhere.
Speed women’s group He Shiying is top-tier in women’s group, but in men’s group King of Cars Competition, her best placing is 17th……
Girls walking the esports path is very difficult.
“Sister, let me tell you, the one duo queuing with me is a god, super strong!”
“Oh? How strong? Can hold for 30 minutes no problem?”
“……”
This familiar feeling, if he wasn’t sure at the start, now Li Fan is certain, this is definitely Mo Zi.
Have to say, this driving skill is top-notch, she can hype up the car with any casual sentence, others couldn’t do that.
“I just need to be the medic? This seems a bit not good, isn’t this letting me lie down? How about I cooperate with you, just you moving won’t do, you move and I gotta move too, can’t just be me comfortable, everyone has to be comfortable together.”
【???】
【No, car doors welded shut, no one gets off today!】
【But I haven’t gotten in the car, I haven’t gotten in the car yet!】
【This female player is interesting, feels like it adds a lot of fun.】
Everyone in voice chat square exchanging, even some bringing big speakers to play “Bastard Huang He boss ran off with little sister-in-law”.
“Little bro can’t do it, your moves are too stiff, follow me I’ll take you flying……”
“Up up down down left left right right front front back back.”
Right in this atmosphere, the wait for boarding the plane passed not long at all, in the blink of an eye they boarded the plane……
