Chapter 28: When The Kids Are Quiet, They’re Definitely Up To No Good
“I saw it.” Dan Heng had been watching from the side, so he saw everything.
“You saw it? Disgusting, wasn’t it? If you didn’t want that little rabbit to get hurt, you should have kept her in the house and not let her participate in Soul Fighting. She faints and then acts crazy, I’ve never seen anyone like that before. What, they’re allowed to hurt others, but others aren’t allowed to hurt them? Then what’s the point of Soul Fighting?” March 7th said indignantly.
“Exactly, that’s just hypocrisy, and they have psychological problems too,” Meng Huaifeng chimed in.
“Based on my observation, that person does indeed have psychological issues; they have a paranoid personality stemming from a lack of love in childhood,” Dan Heng analyzed seriously.
“Earlier, Huaifeng said this person was the protagonist of this world’s current stage. If someone like that can be the protagonist, then this world is probably finished and has no future. I’ve never met someone like this before; it’s hard to judge,” March 7th mumbled.
As it turned out, Little March was actually right. After Tang San became a God King, not only did the world not improve, but after tens of thousands of years, it became worse and worse, truly having no future.
“By the way. Didn’t you say using weapons other than Martial Spirits is forbidden? Why did that person use so many Hidden Weapons just now?” Dan Heng asked curiously.
“Ah? Haha, maybe I misremembered. It’s normal to misremember minor rules like that, isn’t it?” Meng Huaifeng scratched his head sheepishly.
“Then let’s go buy a Spear, and you can participate in the 1v1 tomorrow,” Dan Heng suggested.
“Right, why don’t I see Xing?” Meng Huaifeng asked curiously.
A quiet child is always up to no good.
Dan Heng and March 7th’s expressions changed drastically.
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“Damn it, they’re not even checking their phone!” March 7th gritted her teeth.
“I can sense phones that have the imprint of my Martial Spirit Mobile Phone. Follow me,” Meng Huaifeng sensed for a moment and walked out of the Grand Soul Arena.
While Meng Huaifeng and March 7th were participating in the 1v1 Soul Fight, the restless Xing, upon seeing a trash can in the arena, immediately had her attention captivated.
What could be inside?
Let me see.
Xing extended her demonic claws towards the trash can.
Half-eaten food, a tattered ribbon, a blood-stained bandage, ew, whose underwear is this in here?
Xing’s entire body was almost submerged in the trash can, leaving only a pair of slender beautiful legs sticking out.
Three middle-aged men with a slightly lewd demeanor happened to pass by. Upon seeing those legs, they were instantly frozen in place as if struck by a petrification spell.
“Hiss, Lao E, Bule, these legs are to die for,” the skinny one muttered, wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth.
“I could play with these legs for a year. Just looking at them, you can tell she’s an unparalleled beauty,” the short, dark one said in a rather high-pitched voice.
“Picking up trash? Are they out of money? Heh heh, gentlemen, our luck has arrived,” the tall, squinting one said lewdly.
The three lewd men were none other than the infamous “Brothel Three Scoundrels” of Suotuo City: Tianya, Bule, and Lao E.
“Little girl, why are you picking up trash?” the three of them surrounded her.
Xing pulled her head out of the trash can, turned around, and looked at the three people with confusion.
“I’m Pioneering, not picking up trash.”
Xing’s hairstyle was slightly disheveled, and her small face was smudged with a few streaks of dirt, possessing a fragile beauty. Her eyes were clear yet held a hint of innocence, giving off an air of great intelligence that made her seem easily deceived.
Upon seeing Xing’s appearance, the hearts of the Three Scoundrels skipped a beat, and then began to pound even more intensely.
“Pioneering, yes, Pioneering is good, Pioneering must be learned,” Tianya picked up the conversation, going along with it without knowing what he was saying himself.
“Little girl, are you out of money? How about Uncle treats you to a meal?” Bule asked kindly.
“I’m not hungry,” Xing shook her head.
“Little girl, how about Uncle gives you money?” Bule continued to tempt her.
“Why would you give me money? I haven’t helped you with anything,” Xing said, confused. What did this person want?
Bule was about to speak again when Lao E grabbed him and said in a bubbly voice that didn’t match his squinting eyes at all, “Little girl, you said you’re Pioneering, does that mean you’re good at Pioneering?”
“Of course, I am a Pioneer who traverses the galaxy, exploring every corner of the space station, and I’ve helped many people solve their problems,” Xing said proudly, hands on her hips.
Lao E became even more convinced that this was a chuunibyou girl who didn’t look smart at all. He had over a dozen ways to trick a girl like this.
“We have something, and we don’t know its use. Could we ask the great Pioneer to help us explore its use? We will definitely give you a generous Reward,” Lao E requested help with apparent sincerity, truly hitting the mark with his strategy.
“Of course, no problem. But I have my companions…” Xing agreed readily, though with some reservations.
Lao E’s heart tightened. Companions? That made sense; a silly girl like this might not even be able to find her way home without companions. He had to trick her away quickly!
“If you don’t have companions, can’t the famous Pioneer solve the problem? Our problem is urgent, so urgent it’s about to explode,” Lao E said with an anxious expression.
Urgent, it truly was urgent.
Tianya smiled knowingly and thrust out his crotch. A shadow fell across Bule’s face; for now, he could only get off on his own.
“Alright then, where is the thing?” Xing didn’t hesitate, as she had her phone and contacting people was easy.
“Come, little girl, follow us,” Lao E said delightedly; she was so easy to trick.
The Three Scoundrels quickly led Xing out of the Grand Soul Arena, deliberately heading into the alleyways, walking further and further away.
Along the way, the eyes of the Three Scoundrels occasionally shifted to Xing’s long legs, accompanied by lewd chuckles.
After walking for a few more minutes, Xing asked suspiciously, “Where is the thing? Haven’t we arrived yet?”
Xing was merely naive, not truly foolish.
She was also bold due to her exceptional skills, so she wasn’t afraid of others harboring ill intentions.
“Heh heh, we’re here, we’re here,” the Three Scoundrels stopped.
“Where’s the thing we need to explore?” Xing asked, confused.
“It’s right here.”
“Where? What thing?”
“It’s us, we want you to help us explore the Mysteries of the Human Body,” the Three Scoundrels said with sly smiles, forming a circle and trapping Xing in the center.
“I understand now, you are the legendary perverts!” Xing exclaimed in realization.
“Heh heh, the little girl isn’t completely stupid. But it’s too late for you to guess now.”
“The book says that if you encounter a pervert, you should break their fifth leg. Strange, they only have two legs,” Xing said, frowning in confusion.
“Break our legs? Heh heh, I’m so scared, we are all Soul Sects, do you understand what a Soul Sect is?”
