Chapter 78: Program Team Brings Two Vibrators
Everyone: “……”
Slightly tipsy air?
“What are you spacing out for? Reply already.”
Teacher Wen saw everyone still had no reaction and reminded: “@ you all.”
Everyone fell silent again, one by one opening Weibo and leaving comments under Teacher Wen’s Weibo:
「Teacher Wen is this『thumbs up』」
「Teacher Wen drank ten jin of alcohol.」
「Teacher Wen is an old rice bucket.」
「Sister is slightly tipsy again sister, too tipsy.」
「Teacher Wen is so full of life.」
Afterward, Chi Ye deleted his own post about drinking ten jin of alcohol and reposted: 「Embarrassed, hand slipped, it was one jin of alcohol, five-stroke input error.」
Xiang You glanced at him and also deleted old rice bucket.
Teacher Wen: “……”
“Xiao Chi, you, you’re just naughty.”
Teacher Wen didn’t mind either.
Old rice bucket or old rice bucket, it was all just to show off anyway.
She loved showing off too much, if she didn’t show off for a day, she’d feel uncomfortable all over.
“So, shall we start eating?”
Teacher Wen looked at Shang Youshu: “Xiao Shang, want some stringed skewers?”
Shang Youshu blinked her eyes, strongly resisting the temptation, and shook her head: “No need, a chicken leg is fine for me.”
“Here.”
Jiang Cheng wanted to ship CP, the thought of going viral already etched on his forehead, and handed over a fried chicken leg.
Shang Youshu glanced at his oily hands and said nothing.
Chi Ye, wearing gloves, tossed one over: “Eat quick, I want to see the thorny appearance.”
Shang Youshu: “……”
She didn’t take it either, grabbed one herself, turned sideways, and gnawed on it like a little hamster.
Jiang Cheng displeasedly glanced at Chi Ye: “Can’t you be a bit gentler with Sister Shang?”
Chi Ye cruelly told him: “Stop imitating, you can’t learn it.”
Jiang Cheng: “?!”
Damn, provoking me?!
He immediately stood up, subconsciously imitating Yang Zi: “I’m not filming… oh, not filming now, never mind then.”
He sat back down, lowered his head, and started gorging wildly.
—No camera, eat however he wanted!
Everyone: “……”
One by one, they all started devouring silently.
Chi Ye quietly came to Shang Youshu’s side and whispered: “Hey, that balance bike of yours, lend it to me for a bit?”
“Hm?”
Shang Youshu’s fair little ears perked up, she turned her gaze to size him up: “The thing you ‘threatened’ me with before, is this it?”
“What threat, just joking…” After Chi Ye finished, he puzzled: “What else?”
Shang Youshu: “……”
“What do you want that thing for?”
Chi Ye explained: “Jin Xia probably hasn’t played with that before, too late to buy now, I want her to try it.”
“?!”
Shang Youshu perked up, sucked her oily fingers: “You should have said so earlier! If you’d said so earlier, I could’ve given you another one!”
Chi Ye: “Alright then, give me another one.”
Shang Youshu: “……”
“Okay, I’ll grab it for you later.”
She readily agreed, picked up the cup again and took a small sip.
“Drink less alcohol, drinking makes you gain weight easily.”
Seeing this, Chi Ye kindly reminded: “I suspect you drink often, that’s why you gain weight easily, not much to do with constitution.”
“!!!”
Shang Youshu was startled, realizing she had gotten carried away earlier and Chi Ye had noticed.
Though she hadn’t said it earlier, after coming out, her eyes had indeed been fixed on the alcohol Teacher Wen opened, she had a few small sips, then a few more, then a few more…
A bit tipsy now.
“What do you know.” Seeing Chi Ye notice this, she didn’t hide it and just told the truth: “I really gain weight easily, even drinking water makes me gain, has nothing to do with alcohol.”
“Many times I fasted without eating, just drinking water, and still gained meat… so annoying.”
Chi Ye glanced at her, withdrew his gaze, said nothing, and turned to leave.
Shang Youshu was indeed the slightly plump full-figured type, of course, this slight plumpness was only on camera, in reality she looked quite slim, just the places that should be plump really looked “plump”, official data was height 167, weight 98 to 99 jin.
But Moonlight, since debuting, had been known as a heavenly fairy, with top appearance and figure, the darling of countless bystanders.
But as age grew, plus impossible to eat only boiled veggies all these years, there were times she craved, inevitably, there would be evaluations like Shang Youshu got “fat” again, Shang Youshu’s condition is so bad.
Her fans also urged her a lot, almost every time taking photos, to outsiders it was sister beautiful beautiful beautiful, to insiders “Sister, eat less, look your little belly is almost getting flab”.
Shang Youshu was routinely PUA’d, heard there was a period she was so messed up she didn’t dare attend public activities, a bit afraid of cameras…
“What kind of look was that…”
Shang Youshu didn’t understand what Chi Ye’s look meant before leaving.
But after a few small sips and another chicken leg, her mood instantly brightened, no longer downcast, she even proactively helped clean up the “post-meal dining table” for everyone, then went back to her room to stay up late listening to angsty novel.
……
The next day, early morning, Shang Youshu drowsily got up, first checked the room, confirmed safe, pulled thick blackout curtains, stripped naked, full of anticipation and tension standing on the scale.
—101 jin.
Shang Youshu’s vision went black—sky fell!
“How did it increase by a jin?! Because I haven’t gone to the toilet yet…”
Not believing it, she ran to the restroom to do her business, then came out again, the scale indeed changed—102.
???!
Did I go in and eat a jin?!
She was at a loss, felt something wrong, unwilling to accept this cruel reality, turned the scale switch on and off twice, third time stepped on.
99 jin.
“Phew~” She let out a long breath, her fairy-like little face showing a smile: “Good, good… didn’t gain much.”
Scale: Didn’t dare gain, absolutely didn’t dare gain.
Shang Youshu in great mood, humming a tune, patted her smooth perky butt, making crisp sounds, immediately decided to take a shower first!
Of course, while showering in pleasant mood, she didn’t forget to “plan ahead”, on yesterday’s Douban anonymous question group:
【Sisters, why do I gain weight even drinking water? Too unfair!】
This time probably really overexcited, the post’s replies surged rapidly.
「Sister, forgot to switch accounts?!」
「Oh god, sister, be careful, switch accounts when browsing groups!」
「Sister, this account was dug up long ago, delete quick!!」
Shang Youshu hearing the notification sound, picked up her mobile phone, instantly shuddered, nearly slipped, hurriedly deleted the post.
But the matter had already fermented.
#Shang Youshu Anonymous Post# soared to hot search list.
“Ah…… this brain of mine!!”
Shang Youshu annoyedly hammered her head twice, didn’t bother washing carefully, roughly wiped her body, found the agent marked 【Run Tu】 in her phone, and called.
“Hello? Help me…”
“I’m already on it.”
Run Tu on the other end said faintly: “Sister, please be careful next time, though everyone knows you have many alt accounts now, but… still need to be careful.”
“Got it got it, hard work, I’ll send you all big red envelopes when back!”
Shang Youshu very satisfied with the team’s honed work efficiency, chatted a few sentences, hung up, looked at herself in the full-length mirror again—
Hm, the good mood from early morning all ruined!
……
Eight o’clock.
Others in the hotel also gradually came to the living room, preparing breakfast.
When Chi Ye came out yawning, he clearly felt the atmosphere a bit off.
He curiously scanned everyone, gaze landing on Shang Youshu who was low-headed pretending to be a quail.
“What’s wrong?”
He figured with Melon Sister’s sharpness, she should be well-informed.
Did something big happen in the industry again?
Shang Youshu lifted her head, quickly glanced at him, lowered again, said nothing.
Chi Ye: “?”
Wasn’t the “misunderstanding” cleared last night?
He understood: “Rusty?”
Shang Youshu lifted her head again, grumbled: “Chi Ye, don’t go too far!”
After saying, she turned to the fridge, took out a chilled beer, and chugged a bottle on the spot.
Chi Ye watched this scene dumbfounded, shocked.
Jiang Cheng came over, face complicated: “Sigh, you, usually mouth Sister Shang is one thing, at this time, still leave her some dignity.”
Chi Ye: “?”
He was really curious now: “What exactly happened?”
“You don’t know?” Arthur very surprised, also envious: “This matter’s been on hot search for several hours.”
Chi Ye stunned, couldn’t hold back the gossip urge… who could’ve thought, he could gossip about Melon Sister herself!
He took out his mobile phone, instantly couldn’t hold it either.
Turns out the morning incident had a follow-up.
After Melon Sister deleted the post, the team had started handling PR, but unexpectedly, her guilty from black fans’ questioning, she forcibly explained on Weibo: 【Asking for girlfriend.】
This response was bad, Shang Youshu’s several industry girlfriends were immediately dug up.
Then everyone found, among sister’s girlfriends, none weighed over 95, average 90 jin, all very petite types.
#Shang Youshu Weight#
#Shang Youshu Mouth Hard#
Related hot words soared, Sister Shang’s heart shattered.
“I see.”
Chi Ye shook his head repeatedly reading it.
Thought to himself, as expected of top streamer, such a small thing and mocked to pieces.
He wanted to comfort Shang Youshu, saw her just burped alcohol, walked over and asked: “Sister Shang, don’t be sad.”
Flap.
Shang Youshu probably drunk confused, hand lifted accidentally knocked something off, lowered head to find the dropped thing.
“Looking for what? Dignity?”
Shang Youshu lifted her head, walked back to her room with empty eyes.
—Until the program team reminded, everyone else packed up ready to go abroad, she came out again, dragging a suitcase, like a beautiful walking corpse.
“Let’s head out.”
Director Li and others didn’t persuade more, saw everyone ready, immediately waved hand, 《With You》 domestic team officially heading to travel first stop—France, Paris.
Beijing to Paris about thirteen or fourteen hours, they direct flight, might be faster.
But the journey was a bit boring.
On the airplane.
Chi Ye sent the last text to Empress Dowager, closed eyes to rest.
Nearby Shang Youshu suddenly poked his arm: “Teacher Xiao Chi.”
“Hm?”
Chi Ye opened eyes: “What’s up?”
“Do your Bluetooth earphones have battery? Can I borrow them?”
Shang Youshu sighed, feeling everything not going well, listened to novel all night last night, morning that incident, forgot to charge.
“Have some, but not the brand you endorse, can you show it?”
Chi Ye took out his expensively bought on Taobao 128 yuan Huaqiangbei earphones, handed to her.
“No problem, all white, can’t tell.”
Shang Youshu thanked.
Chi Ye cautioned: “Bought for 128 yuan, don’t break it okay.”
Shang Youshu: “……”
Put on earphones, gazed out window, fell into emo.
Chi Ye: “……”
See, how couldn’t even depress you!
No more words along the way.
Twelve hours later.
Airplane officially landed at Paris airport.
Chi Ye and group didn’t rest well on plane, but slept some, after getting off, saw 《With You》 program team’s staff, and chief director who arrived earlier.
“Hard work.”
Chief director shook hands with everyone, then said: “Others have been waiting for you, let’s go.”
Everyone lacked energy, only Xiang You wearing pink cotton dress, stepping in black high heels, striding arrogantly, grinning big mouth, smiling weirdly.
—Perfectly integrated into the West!
Everyone followed program team onto the car, to the assembly hotel.
Then when getting off, Chi Ye finally perked up.
“Teacher Chi!”
Jin Xia probably just finished cooperation talk, even endorsement clothes not changed, waiting at the doorway.
Seeing Chi Ye group get off, immediately happily ran over small steps.
“Hey, slow down, you’re still in high heels!”
Sister Mi behind full of black lines—so many people! What a sight!
“No problem, I practiced!”
Jin Xia carefree waved little hand, came to Chi Ye’s side, a pair of pretty peach blossom eyes sized him up and down, suddenly looked at Director Li, dissatisfied: “What’s with your program team? Why is Teacher Chi in bad mood?!”
Director Li: “……”
So bad mood also our fault?!
Too domineering!
“No problem, didn’t rest well on plane.” Chi Ye explained, bailed out Director Li.
Director Li gratefully glanced at him, thought Chi Ye this person still good, “repays kindness”!
“Oh, alright then.”
Empress Dowager still unpleasantly swept the program team crowd, by now others also came over, one by one getting acquainted.
“Eh, this is…”
Jin Xia looked at Xiang You, charming little face flashed surprise.
“Oh.”
Chi Ye helped introduce: “He’s Madam Xiang’s daughter, Xiang Duohua.”
Xiang You about to greet: “……”
Suddenly grinned: “Mozart!!”
“Fuck?!”
Surrounding crowd collectively startled, one by one looking at him in horror.
Damn, where’d the mental illness come from?!
“Oh, no problem.” Chi Ye continued explaining: “Preparing for an acting variety show, practicing here.”
Everyone: “……”
“Cough cough, hello everyone, I’m You Han.”
At this moment, You Han who had been watching them fuss from back spoke, low voice like a bass cannon resounding.
He looked to his side, still stood a bearded macho: “He’s my friend, Yang Shuo, happening to join the activity this time, staying together.”
Yang Shuo grinned, voice even lower and richer, “sexy”, vibrating: “Hello everyone, I’m Yang Shuo.”
Chi Ye dug his ear: “Damn, how’d it shake out my earwax…”
Two updates today, still owe three chapters monthly ticket additional updates, not in good condition, but all noted, will make up in next few days, all monthly ticket additional updates will be done, thank you everyone.
