Chapter 44: An Unexpected Verbal Battle
Looking at Qi Xuan working hard in the mountains, the netizens all started discussing:
“What exactly is he doing?”
“Looking for stones? What kind of stones?”
“Does building a cabin require finding stones?”
“That stone just now looked pretty good, why didn’t he keep it?”
“I’m so f*cking horny, this stone looks so arousing, I want to see her doujinshi tonight!”
“Stone Gibbon Goddess, hehe, Stone Gibbon Goddess~”
“Stone Gibbon fans, get out.”
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Finally, Qi Xuan found a suitable blank.
He held the rather heavy stone and said to the Live Stream Room:
“Next, we need to fell trees, fell a large number of trees. Let’s first make a stone axe. The making process is also very simple. First, knock out the approximate shape of the axe head, and then grind it.”
Qi Xuan picked up the stone and knocked it rapidly, quickly knocking it into the required axe head shape. Then he put the roughly knocked-out blank on the coarse sandstone and ground it frantically. For a while, stone powder flew everywhere, buzzing constantly, which made many viewers dumbfounded—
Good heavens, is this machine possessed?
After a moment, looking at the axe blank with very sharp edges, Qi Xuan was very satisfied. Then he found a suitable section of rough wooden stick, used the folding knife to dig a hole in the wooden stick, stuffed the axe blank in, and then took out the belt he had drawn in the Lottery, and completely tied the axe blank. A stone axe was made.
Having obtained the stone axe, Qi Xuan didn’t delay any further, and walked directly to the trees he had selected in advance, and began to fell trees one by one on the spot.
Basically, a few chops with the stone axe, and then a kick to break the tree, the efficiency was surprisingly fast.
Then he collected the trees, used the stone axe to cut off the dense treetops, cut off the messy branches on the tree trunk, and finally only a pile of cylindrical wood of different lengths and specifications remained.
Then he used the stone axe to cut down some tough vines, and then used the folding knife to peel off a lot of bark.
When all kinds of materials were almost ready, Qi Xuan began to dig the foundation on the ground nearby, which was relatively high, had a wide view, and was far away from the steep slope.
To be honest, when he drew the tape measure last night, he really thought that thing was useless, but now that he was really going to start building an upgraded Shelter, the tape measure was really f*cking useful.
Measure, measure, I measure everywhere!
I’m the f*cking Measuring Emperor!
It wasn’t until they saw Qi Xuan start digging the foundation that many netizens belatedly reacted:
“F*ck! I said why he had to cut down so many trees, Qi God is going to build a cabin!”
“He’s definitely going to build a cabin, otherwise if you just put up a lean-to, and then encounter the torrential rain of the past two days, your home won’t be washed away.”
“This time the location is very good, facing the sun, the slope is gentle, the vegetation is dense, at least it won’t encounter a landslide again.”
“Hasn’t anyone noticed Qi God’s work efficiency? This f*cking felling trees, carrying trees, digging the foundation, the whole process is like playing around, if it were me, I would have been exhausted.”
“I have to say, Qi God’s physical strength is really exaggerated, he didn’t even sweat so much from doing so much work, he’s simply a born earth and wood saint body.”
“No wonder he failed at making games, there was a problem with this career plan from the beginning, even if he went to be a gigolo, he could become the most handsome guy in the gigolo world.”
“So capable, come and collect corn cobs with me! Sister will give you a hundred a day!”
“Laughing my ass off, I’ll give three hundred, just help me move.”
“Help with the decoration, one thousand a day, plus the decorator.avi”
“Mado: Received, will shoot next time.”
……
There was a burst of joy in the Live Stream Room.
Qi Xuan was also entering the next stage at this moment.
The foundation was dug, and the wood was also ready, but the piles couldn’t be erected yet, because it had just rained heavily, and the wood was very damp, so he had to find a way to dry it.
This means he has to light a fire.
To be honest, Qi Xuan himself felt quite magical that he hadn’t used fire for so long.
But thinking about it carefully, it seemed that there was indeed no place to use fire.
As a Cultivator, he was not affected by cold or heat, and did not need to rely on flames for warmth,
The food was all wild vegetables and fruits, and he didn’t encounter any meat, and he also had the ability of Refining Essence, which greatly reduced the possibility of getting sick.
As for using flames to deter Wild Beasts, which of the various Monsters he had encountered could be deterred by flames?
Giant Octopus?
Golden-Eyed Winged Dragon?
Or that guy who almost killed him not long ago?
It’s almost the same with Samadhi True Fire.
Thinking about all sorts of things in his mind, Qi Xuan took out a stick, and then took out a piece of wood, and looked at it, and suddenly felt a little headache:
“This is just after the rain, and you want me to drill wood to make fire, isn’t the difficulty a bit too high?”
To be honest, he hadn’t really studied the process of drilling wood to make fire carefully, he only remembered that there seemed to be some techniques that could speed up the fire-making process.
He was trying to recall while rubbing the wooden stick on the wood.
While he was slowly making fire, the netizens were all anxious:
“Oh, your fire-making is wrong from the beginning, you should at least get some flammable material.”
“You should at least sharpen the Fire Drill Rod, right? How can you use a flat-headed rod to make fire?”
“You should make a bow, the bow drill is fast and saves effort, how long will it take to drill fire with a hand drill?”
“I really beg you, can we get some dry leaves to put underneath?”
“I’m so anxious, I can’t wait to go up and help drill.”
“According to this drilling method, you won’t be able to get a fire even if you drill until dark.”
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The netizens were so anxious that they jumped up and down, and they all expressed their helplessness.
At this time, the Haters who had just stopped for a while all came out again:
“He doesn’t even know how to drill wood to make fire, and he can still live until now.”
“I can drill faster than him with my feet, what face does he have to use this thing to Live Stream?”
“So, Da Qian People are really not good enough, they can’t even do such a simple fire-making.”
“Yellow people are indeed low in hands-on ability, it was immediately exposed when they started making fire.”
“With this technology, you still dare to be a Streamer? Go back and find a job.”
……
Seeing these Barrage, the other netizens couldn’t help it.
Indeed, Qi Xuan was slow in making fire, and he also made a lot of mistakes in the middle, but to start insulting because of making mistakes in making fire, and even escalating to personal attacks, isn’t this purely sick?
Immediately, many people immediately rebuked those Haters in the Live Stream Room.
And those Haters were also unwilling to be outdone, and they fought back one after another, and the two sides launched a great battle again.
If the Live Stream Room couldn’t block certain Barrage according to personal wishes, just this screen full of foul language could make all the onlookers quit the Live Stream Room.
At this time, Qi Xuan, who had been drilling for two or three minutes, felt a little tired.
He looked at his watch and said helplessly:
“It’s almost time, let’s stop here for the morning, everyone can rest assured, this fire will definitely be lit, the house will definitely be built today, we’ll continue in the afternoon.”
As the Live Stream Room closed, the verbal battle that was originally limited to the Live Stream Room instantly spread to the entire network, and spread wildly all over China and Foreign.
