Chapter 57: Overnight Stay
After coming out from Old Second’s place,
I was originally thinking of going to see Old Fourth, but then I decided against it.
Old Fourth is much more of a lecher than Old Second; can that bastard really be idle? Back when I knew him, he was already possessing Wu Sheng and messing with sows.
No need to think, that bastard definitely won’t be idle tonight.
But then again, where will I go tonight? Let’s say I don’t know anyone in this village anymore, should I go to the Village Chief’s house? Fuck, that’s definitely not okay. He was one of the ones leading the charge to block me at Old Dog’s place just now. He always used to ask me to help resolve the problem of Wu Sheng shitting all over the village, and I didn’t help him. How could I have the face to go talk to him about going to his place now.
If I wanted to spend a little money to find an inn to get through the night, but this village hasn’t even developed to the point of having inns yet.
But thinking about it, it’s good that there aren’t any, otherwise those who cheat wouldn’t have to bake in the sun with their butts exposed.
Moreover, if inns were really developed, then the village’s middle school, the village’s elementary school, what would happen if those children went to book hotel rooms and play games when they’re bored? Let’s say wouldn’t that be neglecting their studies and losing their ambition?
How many innkeepers now secretly book hotel rooms for children just to earn an extra fifty or a hundred yuan. Even worse, some even directly shelter fallen women who have gone out to sea to seek scriptures in their own establishments. Back when Big Brother was idling around in his hometown, when he went out for a stroll late at night, there would always be some excellent women of Aunt and Elder Sister level standing at the entrance of alleyways, then with a shifty look, they’d secretly come over and ask you: “Want to play for a bit, young man? Let’s go, it’s cheap, just a hundred yuan for one time. Let’s go, come with Auntie and take a look. If you like someone, then play, if not, Auntie won’t stop you.”
This kind of thing hiding in inns is still somewhat discreet.
Some are hidden in the Grand Bathhouse. As long as you add something extra, or do some slightly more expensive service, then come on, the young ladies will personally teach you how tanks can hit airplanes.
The craziest I’ve seen is that kind of pink little shop by the roadside that claims to be a hair salon. Then just come, if you go in once, you’ll want to go a second time, if you go in a second time, you’ll want to go a third time. And then one day when luck is truly on your side, cough cough cough, you won’t have to go anymore for the rest of your life.
See my Fourth Brother Xue Pan? He’s a top-notch master at messing with sows. When you get down there, you can ask him for advice.
There’s just one point you need to pay attention to: when he’s doing a body check for you, it’s best to cooperate. This kid Xue Pan doesn’t really like to use force.
Last time, some kid didn’t cooperate, and Xue Pan got angry and directly drilled into that kid’s buttocks and swam around for a couple of circles. It messed that bastard up so badly that he’s still suffering from incontinence to this day.
Even if you don’t go find him, you’d better hurry and report to the Underworld. Otherwise, if Xue Pan bumps into you, that bastard will definitely conduct a thorough examination of you, front and back, inside and out. If he finds any illness, he’ll cut you off on the spot. After all, a lecherous ghost is not allowed to work while sick. He’s currently in charge of this area of work.
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After wandering around for most of the day, truly not knowing where to stay for the night, I sat by the roadside and lit a cigarette.
“Rustle, rustle.”
Oh, fuck, that startled me.
Turning around, a living person emerged from the cornfield behind me.
She was a young woman who looked about twenty-seven or twenty-eight.
Looking at this appearance, not bad, truly quite stunning.
He spoke, if I didn’t have a partner, with my Big Brother’s lecherous virtue, I would definitely go up and act like a thug or something, uh, no, I mean that thing, I’d go up and strike up a conversation and ask for their WeChat or something. After all, I’m not the kind of person who loses face after drinking too much at a barbecue shop.
Just as I was staring intently, unrestrainedly appreciating the super-thin silk stockings on the beautiful woman’s legs.
This beauty actually walked towards me proactively and asked, “Want to play, handsome? One hundred Yuan each time.”
Fuck! Damn it, this young woman is also a shooter!
I carefully looked her over. She had short hair, big eyes, and was about 1.65 meters tall. She wore a T-shirt with a very short skirt, and a pair of athletic shoes, about a size thirty-six.
The woman’s temperament was very similar to a girl I knew back when I was in school. I thought, perhaps Big Brother should help her out? Let her earn some extra income today?
Thinking of this, I opened my mouth and asked, “Younger sister, are there any inns around here? I don’t seem to have heard of any?”
Hearing this, the young woman directly laughed; “What are you talking about, Big Brother, there are no such things here, we can just do it here.”
After speaking, she also pointed to the cornfield behind her.
I thought, anyway, I have nowhere to live tonight, so I might as well make do with one night in the cornfield.
So I very seriously asked my younger sister; “Can you book for the whole night?”
When this young woman heard me say I wanted to book her for the night, she was shocked at the time,
“No, no, Big Brother, it’s not that Elder Sister won’t accompany you, but I really can’t. A few days ago, I thought of working a few extra shifts to earn a bit more. Who knew that as soon as it got dark, there were so many mosquitoes? They bit my buttocks all over with bumps. I applied medicine and drank soup, and it took several days to get better.”
That won’t do, fuck, if I can’t book a hotel room for the night, how am I supposed to have fun? I can’t just stay in a cornfield by myself.
Then I started to negotiate:
“Younger sister, look, is this okay? Big brother will go buy a mosquito net, and then you’ll accompany big brother for the night. Otherwise, big brother really wouldn’t know where to spend the night tonight.”
This younger sister probably also saw that I seemed to be in some difficulty, and I also mentioned going to buy mosquito nets, so she felt a little soft-hearted.
Furthermore, the most important thing is that she was definitely attracted to my height of 1.76 meters, my fair and clean complexion, and my temperament that was both youthful and a little bit of a rogueish charm.
Isn’t there a saying, as long as a young man is bad enough, what woman won’t love him?
Perhaps this young woman was also moved by my persistent thought of paying for a whole night.
She said to me, “Well, Big Brother, if you really want to pay for a whole night, then it’s at least 800 Yuan.”
Damn, I was wondering how much it would be. This is only 200 Yuan more than paying for a whole night at a hair salon, and it’s in such an open and spacious place.
Fine, not expensive.
After buying the mosquito net, I returned and paid directly.
I entered the cornfield and set up the mosquito net.
I pulled the young woman over and tied her hands with a rope.
The young woman thought I had some peculiar fetish, but seeing that I didn’t look like a vicious person, she didn’t resist much and even cooperated by wiggling her full and high buttocks.
After tying the rope,
I slapped her buttocks, “Slap!”
“Go on, tonight you’ll guard the mosquito net for Big Brother. Don’t you dare run off! I’ve already paid 800 Yuan!”
Hearing this, the young woman was completely stunned. Only now did she realize that what I meant by paying for a whole night was this, not what she had assumed.
She began to beg for mercy, saying:
“Well, Big Brother, Big Brother, you can’t play like this. If I stay here all night, won’t the mosquitoes bite me to death! No, no, this is absolutely not acceptable. Big Brother, please untie me. I’ll return the money to you; I won’t take this job.”
Heh, damn, can that work? If she leaves, who will the mosquitoes bite tonight? Me? Can that work!
Speaking of which, with my profound Buddhist Dharma, after the mosquitoes bite me, won’t I ascend directly?
Thinking of this, I said with a smile:
“Heh heh, that won’t do. The money I’ve spent, no one has ever been able to get back from me! If there were, they absolutely couldn’t be called human; they would be gods!
If you don’t believe me, go ask one of my ex-girlfriends, damn it! She spent my credit card money, did she give it back when I asked for it?”
Hearing this, the younger sister was instantly scared silly, thinking, this guy couldn’t be the kind of person who uses the guise of dating to scam money and then dumps them after spending most of it, right?
It’s over. I’ve heard that when people like this have unwillingness and a thought of revenge on society, they kill any woman they see, and even slap an old sow twice!
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