Chapter 59: Three Beasts
The yellow weasel was stunned by my beating and quickly explained;
“Big, Big Brother, did you mistake me for someone else? Have we met before?”
You damn little punk, I thought to myself, keep pretending. Fuck!
“Mistake you for someone?”
“Slap!”
“You say I mistook you for someone?”
“Slap!”
“Damn it! You haven’t even taken off those sneakers you’re wearing, and you dare to come out and rob me?”
This infuriated me, damn it, I launched a big flying kick.
“Go to hell!”
The big yellow weasel was somewhat baffled by my beating,
but after hearing my reminder, she looked down and saw, fuck, it was indeed her.
She was a bit rushed when she came out, afraid I would get further away, and forgot to even take off her shoes.
But thinking about it later, since she was discovered, so be it. She’s just a mere human, even if she knew she had deceived him before, what could be done?
Besides, she was already at the point of no return, so now that she was recognized, she might as well go all the way and rob him.
After the yellow weasel reacted, instead of restraining herself, she even cursed without remorse;
“Damn it, I’m revealing myself. I’m not pretending anymore. I’m the woman from the cornfield, and I’m robbing you today. What are you going to do about it?”
Hearing this, I was furious.
Ah, fuck, she spoke. Big Brother has been around for so many years, I’ve always robbed others, and no one has ever dared to rob me!
Today, to my surprise, I encountered someone who isn’t even human. You’re going to rob me? You first transformed into a young woman and tried to deceive Big Brother out of 800 Yuan, and even told a story to deceive Big Brother’s pure and kind heart.
I was completely treated like a big sucker! I spent money, didn’t even touch her, and in the end, she still wants to rob me.
Damn it, if I don’t let her get to know the power of Invincible Zen Heart Great Master today, won’t she truly understand the darkness of a cultivator? Huh?
Earlier, she said she would give me a discount next time she saw me. What kind of discount is this? This is going to cost me dearly!
At this moment, the big yellow weasel slowly drew out an oversized Raging Fire Cloud Banner from behind her,
“Jie jie jie, are you going to hand it over voluntarily, or should I do it myself?”
She really sees me as someone harmless and easy to bully.
Even if she were a male, Big Brother would have dealt with him long ago, but regardless, even though she’s a yellow weasel, she’s still female,
So, out of kindness, I advised her again;
“Younger Sister, no, Big Yellow Weasel, Big Brother advises you: the sea of suffering is boundless, turn back to the shore. A transformed weasel is priceless. Before Big Brother gets angry, you better hurry and return my 800 Yuan, then get lost, lest Big Brother calls for backup to truly teach you a lesson!”
“It’s not that Big Brother is trying to scare you. If my three beasts, no, my three valiant brothers, arrive, you won’t have a chance to escape.”
Considering how big this yellow weasel has grown, she’s clearly not easily scared. If ordinary people knew who I was and heard of my three brothers, they would have already run away.
It seems the yellow weasel clearly doesn’t know who I am,
Not only did she not listen to my advice, but she continued to threaten me,
“Stop with the nonsense! Who are you trying to scare? Do you think I’m a three-year-old child? Hand it over quickly, or I’ll do it myself!”
Well, good advice is hard to give to a stubborn soul, and a true hero cannot appease a yellow weasel’s heart.
Seeing that the yellow weasel wouldn’t listen, Big Brother stopped wasting words with her and took out a firecracker from his embrace, placing it on the ground and igniting it.
It’s not that I don’t dare to hold it and light it, who’s an idiot? There are so many talented individuals who hold firecrackers in their hands,
And end up blowing off their own fingers. I’m not that kind of big idiot.
“Boom! Dong!”
“One cloud-piercing arrow, and three heroes shall meet!”
After the firecracker exploded, it wasn’t even sixty seconds.
From the east, “Fuck your mother! I am Great Immortal Golden Toad Jin Buque! Who has no eyes to dare to touch my Big Brother!”
From the west, “Damn it! I am Exorcism Dog Poop Great Master! Who has the audacity to touch my Big Brother!”
From the north, “Hahaha! I am the Swimming Champion of the Chrysanthemum! Who the hell dares to touch my Big Brother? Fuck your grandfather’s chrysanthemum, I’ll swim in your ass and fart!”
In place, seeing the three figures appear, my face showed a triumphant and arrogant expression, I boasted;
“Hmph! Fuck! I gave you a chance, but you couldn’t use it?
You didn’t even check the almanac before going out. Speak, in this territory, besides the villagers, who dares to touch That Thing That Erupted from the Chrysanthemum?”
Hearing our four voices, sweat poured down the yellow weasel’s face, and she was already so scared that her soul had left her body,
Trembling, she looked at me,
“You, you, you are That Thing That Erupted from the Chrysanthemum?”
Seeing the yellow weasel’s terrified state, I became even more smug.
See? That’s how people are! They might not recognize you in person or take you seriously!
But if they hear of your deeds, they will instantly become submissive. Cough cough cough, let alone a small yellow weasel, even a Heavenly Immortal from above would be dazed upon hearing my name.
I looked at her with an evil smile,
“Didn’t you say you were going to rob me? Come on, scoundrel?”
Saying this, I directly took off my belt, wrapped it around my hand, and took out the Demon Subduing Pestle, symbolically flicking it.
At this moment, the previously gentle moon, unknowingly, turned blood red.
It hung behind me, perfectly matching the scene.
Looking at my appearance and the moon behind me, the yellow weasel’s scalp tingled.
“Big Brother, why are you wasting words with him! Destroy him quickly. After that, I still need to go home and quack!”
“Exactly, Old Ghost! Why are you messing around with this guy? Let’s kill him and go get some skewers!”
“Hehehe, Second Brother, Third Brother, don’t rush.
That thing, Big Brother, I haven’t found a target tonight yet. I think this yellow weasel is still quite charming, so, how about, Big Brother, you let her be for Fourth Brother?”
Hearing these three beasts, no, these three brothers’ words, my forehead was covered in black lines.
Damn it, one is eager to go home and quack, another wants to eat weasel meat skewers, and the other is even more outrageous, he directly wants to have sex with the yellow weasel. Grandpa, do you think you’re some Indian brother? You even want to have sex with non-humans!
But thinking about it carefully, Fourth Brother even has sex with pigs, so what’s the big deal with a weasel?
Before I could say anything,
The yellow weasel directly peed herself. With a “clang,” the wolf-tooth club in her hand also dropped.
She was completely stunned!
What kind of people are these? That Big Toad said he would kill her, that plump man said he would eat her, and a ghost, this ghost wants to have sex with her!
Although she could transform into human form to deceive others before, it was only by using a mesmerizing technique to create illusions for people. But now, she had already revealed her true form, and yet someone wanted to have sex with her. Thinking of this, she quickly clamped her legs together.
