Chapter 60: You Lie, Keep Lying!
Seeing the yellow weasel like this, I didn’t want to scare her.
Let’s say among our four brothers, although we’re not exactly good people, we can’t just harm a female yellow weasel, can we?
If she knew she was wrong, I’d just scare her and leave it at that. But if Old Fourth took this yellow weasel to play with, I wouldn’t be afraid of anything else, except that Old Fourth might impregnate her, and then produce a monster that’s neither human nor weasel. Cough cough cough.
Fuck me, if that happens, and then the Third Grandfather of the Huang family comes looking for trouble with me because of it, how much trouble will that be?
It’s not that I’m afraid of him, it’s just that the yellow weasel clan has too many members. Even if he doesn’t seek revenge on me for other things, if a hundred or so of them squat on the wall and watch the fun while I’m continuing the family line, I’d get a headache.
Think about it, when you’re at home discussing human anatomy with your wife, and a bunch of small green eyes are staring at you, can you still be in the mood to continue?
Seeing us clamping our legs and trembling, the yellow weasel plopped down and knelt before me.
“That thing, Big Brother, Younger Sister was wrong. I, I’ll never come out and rob again. Please be kind and give Younger Sister another chance.”
Seeing the yellow weasel kneeling and begging for mercy, Old Dog came over and took out two handfuls of dog feces.
“Give you a chance? Do you want dog feces if I give it to you? Fuck! Don’t you go out and ask around, which idiot who falls into our brothers’ hands can get away unscathed?”
“Exactly, if you don’t let your Fourth Grandpa screw you tonight, where will my evil fire be vented tonight?” Xue Pan also came over and said.
“Old Third, Old Fourth, what are you two doing? It’s not easy for this animal to cultivate to this point, is it? That’s enough, why are you scaring her so much? Just kill her and be done with it.” Jin Buque said even more directly.
Looking at this, he’s really in a hurry to go home and make tadpoles.
I was about to say something when, who knew, this yellow weasel started talking again.
“Big Brothers, you may not know, but originally I didn’t want to come out and rob. It’s just that at home, I have a seventy-year-old mother waiting to be supported, and a three-year-old child who is crying and hungry.
I was forced to do this.”
“Slap!”
Hearing this, I went up and gave her a big slap. Damn it!
You lie! Keep lying!
If you hadn’t brought this up, I would have forgotten. When you lied to Big Brother for 800 Yuan before, you said the same thing. How presumptuous of you!
Unlike my reaction, the other three blocked me when they saw me act.
“Hey, what the fuck are you doing, Big Brother? Why are you acting so impulsively? You should at least listen to her finish. What if she has some unspeakable difficulty?”
“Yeah, what the fuck, Old Ghost, wait until she’s finished. You can’t be this eager to eat skewers!”
“Exactly, Big Brother, take it easy. If you break her, how am I going to use her? Fuck!”
I…
Damn it, how did I get to know these three beasts? Oh, fuck, it’s not like it’s time for you three to shout about killing, eating, and destroying anymore. Fine, if you three want to listen, listen. Can I smoke a cigarette and watch the fun?
Watching the fun means watching the fun.
Seeing that I had no intention of continuing to act, the three assholes sat on the curb to the side and smoked, and said to the yellow weasel:
“Well, you don’t need to be afraid! My Big Brother isn’t the type to casually kill weasels. Don’t be afraid, continue speaking, Brother Jin will be your master.”
“Mhm, don’t be afraid. Your Dog Lord isn’t the kind of person who always wants to eat skewers. Don’t be afraid, speak. If you satisfy your Dog Lord, your Dog Lord won’t eat skewers today.”
“Um… I… You tell the story first, Younger Sister. After you’re done, I’ll decide whether to screw you.”
…
After hearing the comfort from the three, the yellow weasel was still a little scared, but she still tried her best to continue narrating.
“Originally, I was just a simple and pure little yellow weasel. But when I was young, I met the wrong person and was deceived by a scumbag weasel. I married him very early and had a child.
Who knew that after marriage, this weasel became addicted to alcohol and gambling. Every time he lost gambling, he would get drunk and beat me, completely disregarding my feelings. Even when I was still nursing the baby, he would still hit me.
In the end, I couldn’t take it anymore, so I divorced him.
Actually, right after the divorce, I found a spirit medium and cultivated with her help, exchanging merit and wealth to support my family.
But as you big brothers know, people are very shrewd these days, and it’s really not easy to fool them.
No, it’s just that people nowadays have too many distracting thoughts. I can help them for a while, but I can’t help them for a lifetime.
Every time I help them solve a problem, they call me Great Immortal and are willing to pay incense money.
But as soon as I fail to do one thing, they start to resent me and say I’m a liar.
Sigh… As a result, I couldn’t fool them anymore, no, I couldn’t persist anymore.
There was no other way. As a weasel, I had no special skills, but in order to provide a better life for my elderly mother and children, I could only resort to this method, deceiving others for money on the one hand, and committing robbery on the other. Younger Sister, I was truly forced to do this. Sigh…”
Hearing this, I couldn’t help but sneer in my heart. Fuck! Let’s say, who an idiot would fall for such a flawed and bizarre story?
Let alone me, Big Brother, who definitely wouldn’t believe it, even my three brothers, whose brains aren’t that intelligent, definitely wouldn’t believe it. This story…
I swear, before I could even finish thinking.
In a daze, the three old bastards over there were already crying with emotion.
“Boohoo, fuck, Sister, your life is too difficult. Don’t worry, Brother Jin definitely won’t bully you. Here, this is the copper coin I just coughed up yesterday. Take it and use it for now. If it’s not enough, Brother Jin will cough up more for you later.”
“Boohoo, Weasel Sister, don’t blame Dog Brother! Dog Brother didn’t know your past was so tragic before. If I had known, Dog Brother wouldn’t have wanted to eat you. If I had really eaten you, would I still be human? Wouldn’t I be a pure dog! Here, Dog Brother isn’t as rich as Old Jin, but Dog Brother definitely has to show some support. Take these two handfuls of millet. Eat some when you have stomach pain during your period. This thing works.”
“Slap, slap!”
Unlike the other two, Xue Pan slapped himself twice while crying.
“Boohoo, Brother Pan is not human. Alas, I actually wanted to screw such a pitiable yellow weasel.
Fuck, Brother Pan is sorry to you, Weasel Sister. Brother Pan is not human.”
Seeing this lecherous ghost who only cried and didn’t give anything, the yellow weasel showed a strange expression.
Don’t cry anymore, the two of them gave me things. Why don’t you give me something? If you don’t give me anything, wasn’t I just talking for nothing?
