Chapter 61: The Old One Arrives
Seeing these three idiots, completely controlled by a weeping yellow weasel.
My head instantly felt enormous, why are they so stupid?
What are those brains in your heads for?
If they’re not enough, hurry up and eat eight walnuts to supplement, if eight isn’t enough, try sixteen.
Damn it, how can they believe anything just because a female cries?
You guys didn’t even care what kind of thing she was, did you? Oh, fuck me!
Seeing my three foolish brothers fall for it, I hurried over.
“Heh, finished listening to the story?”
“Do the three of you think what she said is true?”
Hearing my words, the yellow weasel quickly lowered its head against its will, not daring to look at me again.
I sneered in disgust and paid her no attention.
Jin Buque wiped his nose,
“Big Brother, it’s not that I’m saying this as a brother, but this story is absolutely true! Because, because I was also one of those beasts she spoke of back then…
When I was a hundred years old, I married a girl from my frog tribe. I was young and impetuous back then, indulging in drinking, gambling, and women; I would come home and find fault with everything, and then beat her. Big Brother, I…”
I patted Jin Buque’s shoulder,
“Alright, Big Brother understands.”
“What about you, Old Dog?”
“I, I don’t know what to say. Although I’ve never been married or had a partner, Old Ghost, honestly, if this is true, then this weasel is too pitiable.”
“Mhm.”
After asking them, I looked at Xue Pan.
“Big Brother, I’m not deceiving you. Think of me, Xue Panzi, a lecherous ghost among lecherous ghosts. I’ve never seen a weasel with such a miserable life. If she were a human, it would be understandable. Think about it, she’s just a yellow weasel, and she’s gone through all this. Honestly, I even want to marry her.”
I…
Fine, I see now. If I destroy this yellow weasel today, it will definitely leave an inner demon in the hearts of my three brothers. Sigh… In order for them to experience it themselves, to comprehend the truth within their own hearts.
I made a decision.
Turning around, I said lightly to the yellow weasel;
“Since that’s the case, my three brothers want to give you a chance to be a weasel again. Forget it, forget it, then you’ll have to fend for yourself from now on. Sigh…”
After speaking, I left without looking back.
The three of them looked at each other, then looked at the yellow weasel, and then followed.
…
It hadn’t been a few days since this matter, and as expected, something else happened.
I was meditating when Old Dog rushed in frantically,
“Old Ghost! Something’s happened!”
“Fuck, what’s the matter? Why are you in such a hurry?”
“It’s not that, Old Ghost, Wu Sheng is dead.”
“What? Didn’t I tell Old Second and Old Fourth? It’s fine to mess with him, but don’t kill him. Wu Sheng’s lifespan hasn’t ended yet. If he’s killed, the trouble will be immense.”
Hearing me say this, Old Dog quickly explained,
“No, Old Jin and Panzi didn’t kill him.”
“Ah? Then how did he die?”
“It, it was that…”
Seeing Old Dog hesitate, I became angry.
“Tell me for god’s sake, why are you stuttering? Have you eaten too much dog feces?”
After I cursed him, Old Dog quickly explained.
“It, it was that big yellow weasel from that day.”
“Holy shit!”
Hearing this, I instantly got up,
“Call Old Second and Old Fourth, gather up, fuck this!”
…
Two hours later, in the same familiar cornfield, the four of us cornered that yellow weasel again.
“I’ll fucking curse you! Didn’t we give you a chance? Why are you still out here harming people?”
The yellow weasel looked wronged,
“Brother, that, Big Brother, it’s really not my fault. This Wu Sheng, this Wu Sheng is not a good person!”
“Slap!”
“Not a good person? So you killed him? Is this something you should do? You motherfucker!”
“Slap!”
“Big Brother, Big Brother, don’t rush. Fuck, I regret it. I must fuck her today!”
Xue Pan, impatient, directly unfastened his pants.
“Hey! What are you doing? Wait for Big Brother to finish asking! Damn it, are you a monkey? Reaching for your dick right away.”
Jin Buque quickly moved to block Xue Pan.
“Damn it! Stinking weasel! Didn’t we brothers give you a chance before? Why are you still out here harming people?”
Jin Buque asked.
“Bi, Big Brother, that, I really didn’t intend to harm him. This person is too disgusting. Every day he comes to my hole waiting to eat my feces. Sometimes when I’m halfway done, he lies down and eats it directly. Even when I have diarrhea, he doesn’t let up. In the end, he even licks me. I really can’t stand it, Big Brother.”
Oh, fuck me! Hearing this, and then thinking of the scene, a chill ran through me. Didn’t Wu Sheng only eat in the village? How did he end up eating in this weasel’s hole?
I looked at Old Dog with doubt,
“This, this might be true, Old Ghost. I heard my dad say that leaders came down recently for an inspection, and they wanted to create a healthy and green rural ecological environment. So, the Village Chief was afraid Wu Sheng would affect the village’s image, and he sent people to throw Wu Sheng into the cornfield every day and only brought him home at night.”
“That doesn’t mean you can kill him!”
I mean, even if Wu Sheng was a scoundrel, heaven would deal with him.
Besides, weren’t we brothers messing with him all along?
Now that the yellow weasel killed him, and if an investigation starts, the cause is that we brothers were messing with him eating shit, and then he ate the yellow weasel’s shit, and the yellow weasel killed him, wouldn’t the karma fall on us?
Thinking of this, I was so angry!
“I’ll fuck your mother!” I kicked her.
“You motherfucker! Humans have the human realm, beasts have the animal realm. You, a beast, cultivated some abilities and then came to harm people! Wouldn’t that be chaos? Huh?”
I glared fiercely at the yellow weasel and questioned it.
I don’t know what was wrong with this yellow weasel, or if I really scared it, it trembled all over and then pissed itself again!
This smell! Fuck your mother.
“Slap!”
“Holy shit! If you’re going to piss yourself, why don’t you wear a diaper? Damn it! You’re sick, can’t you be more careful!”
Old Dog, pinching his nose, slapped the yellow weasel,
“Damn it, I won’t say anything if your smell bothers me, but what if it bothers my Big Brother?”
“Third Brother, move aside! Let me!”
Xue Pan now took out his Ruyi Jingu Bang, ready to smash this yellow weasel to death.
Just then,
“Who dares to touch my Huang family descendant?”
A voice, filled with authority and overbearing qi, suddenly entered everyone’s ears.
“Whoosh~!”
A black whirlwind swept by, and as it dissipated, an old man appeared in the center.
I frowned, damn it, the old one has arrived.
