Chapter 62: Huang Santaiye
The person who arrived was none other than the renowned Huang Santaiye of the Huang family.
Huang Santaiye’s real name is Huang Tianba. He is one of the five great immortal families of Northeast China, holding considerable fame in the region.
Upon seeing Huang Santaiye arrive, the yellow weasel crouching on the ground clutched at him like a lifeline and directly cried for help.
“Wuwu, Third Grandfather, Third Grandfather, save me.”
The few of us turned around to face Huang Santaiye.
Huang Santaiye first swept his gaze over the weasel on the ground, then shifted his attention to me.
“How dare you, young man! Did you eat a bear’s heart and a leopard’s gall? How dare you harm someone from my Huang family?”
Hearing this question, I knitted my brows. What kind of elder are you, just because you’re a bit older? You dare to speak to me like this!
Although I was indignant inwardly, outwardly I remained unperturbed.
I chuckled.
“Third Master Huang, why do you say that?”
Perhaps angered by my flippant attitude, or perhaps because he knew he had us cornered, Huang Santaiye showed anger on his face and continued to scold.
“Why do I say that? You damn brat, do you think I’m blind?”
Hearing this, I truly felt like getting angry. I thought to myself, just say what you need to say, can’t we just be reasonable? You’re cussing me out, calling me your grandson’s bastard!
“Heh, then why don’t you ask her what she did?”
Hearing this, Huang Santaiye was initially taken aback. Indeed, though the yellow weasel on the ground had used a secret Huang family technique to call for help and he had come upon hearing it, he hadn’t witnessed the events himself and couldn’t make a judgment directly.
Thinking this, Huang Santaiye’s emotions calmed somewhat, and he stroked his beard.
“This, this, Third Grandfather truly does not know.”
He then pointed at the weasel on the ground.
“But even if you were in the right, you shouldn’t have beaten someone to this extent, right?”
“Why don’t you let her tell you herself?”
I retorted.
Hearing this, Huang Santaiye directly fixed his gaze on the female weasel.
“Don’t be afraid, with Third Grandfather here, tell me whatever hardships you’ve faced. If it was our fault, we’ll admit it. If not, hmph! If anyone dares to harm someone from my Huang family, Third Grandfather will surely uphold justice for you!”
Upon hearing this, the female weasel first kowtowed to Huang Santaiye.
“Thank you, Third Grandfather, thank you, Third Grandfather.”
After offering her thanks,
whether it was because she felt she had a backing, or because she was certain we brothers wouldn’t dare to touch her,
the female weasel’s courage suddenly grew.
Her small eyes darted around, then she slowly opened her mouth.
“Third Grandfather, I am Huang Chu Sheng’s daughter, Huang Luoshi. Originally, your granddaughter lived honestly in this land, cultivating diligently. I wished to gain some ability and then benefit the people of this area, becoming an upright and kind immortal.
But unexpectedly, these human cultivators, relying on their superior abilities, injured me a few days ago and stole my 800 Yuan. They threatened me not to report this to you. If I dared to tell you, they would beat me to death and skewer me, and even desecrate my corpse. They also said…”
Hearing this, I did not stop her, but inwardly I sneered. Heh, fuck! Why is everyone like this?
When they can’t win, they act weak. Once they have support, they start fabricating stories and stirring up trouble.
However, thinking about it, I could understand. I remember when I was a teenager, I seemed to be like this too. When others outnumbered me, I wouldn’t speak. Once I gained the upper hand, I would immediately change my tune, and often appear arrogant, using my power to suppress others, completely acting like someone who wouldn’t let go once they gained an advantage.
Although I didn’t care what the yellow weasel was spouting,
the expressions of my three brothers had already changed drastically. If Huang Santaiye hadn’t been present, these three tough men would have likely charged forward.
Just as the three were about to explain, I waved my hand.
“Heh, let her continue.”
Huang Santaiye’s nose and eyes were already a mess from anger due to what Huang Luoshi had said, but with his concentration, he could still listen to the whole story.
“What else did they say?”
Huang Santaiye asked, suppressing his rage.
The female weasel secretly glanced at the four of us, maintaining her pitiable demeanor and continued.
“They also said that if they really told you, Third Grandfather, they wouldn’t be afraid. At worst, they’d beat you to death and skewer you too. That lecherous ghost even said he wanted to swim in your chrysanthemum…”
After the story was finished, Huang Santaiye was so enraged he spewed smoke from all seven orifices and transformed into his original form, baring his fangs and teeth.
“How dare you few juniors! To be so fierce! Watch as Third Grandfather tears you apart alive today!”
It was understandable. Who wouldn’t be furious if they heard someone wanted to swim in their chrysanthemum?
If it were me, I’d be so pissed I’d transform into my original form too!
Just as Huang Santaiye was exploding with anger, I suddenly lost my temper too.
“Fuck your grandmother, you old scoundrel! I respected you as a senior and thought you had the wisdom to discern right from wrong! I didn’t expect your damned self to be such a confused fool! Damn it, you old scoundrel, today this young master is going to deal with you!”
In my rage, I drew out my demon subduing pestle and charged forward.
The other three, whose gums were already bleeding and whose heads were farting from anger, immediately set upon the female weasel on the ground as soon as I moved.
Jin Buque leaped up abruptly and sat directly on the female weasel with his huge buttocks. “Certain kill! Collapsing Mountain Technique!”
Lao Gou took out two pieces of dog feces and stuffed them into the female weasel’s mouth. “Secret Technique! Fierce Dog Feces Stuffing!”
Xue Pan followed closely, drew out his staff, and thrust it directly in. “Special Skill! Fuck!”
As I exchanged dozens of blows with Huang Santaiye, I saw that the female weasel was on the verge of death from the mauling.
Huang Santaiye was furious!
He opened his giant mouth, and a black smoke, like a long dragon, sprayed directly towards the three of them.
Where it passed, plants and trees instantly turned to ashes.
Seeing this, I dodged back and stood in front of my three brothers, chanting Buddhist verses.
“Guanyin to my left, Earth Store to my right, Manjushri protects my front, Samantabhadra stands behind me, the World-Honored One Buddha above, the Qilin beast beneath my feet, Amitabha in my heart, chanting the secret mantra, Gate Gate Paragate Parasamgate Bodhi Svaha, Om Mani Padme Hum!”
“Om!”
After a golden light, a giant golden Buddha bell encased the four of us.
The black smoke struck the Buddha bell, emitting a “sizzling” corrosive sound.
Damn it, that was close.
If my big brother hadn’t reacted in time, wouldn’t these three foolish brothers of mine have been finished off by that old scoundrel? Damn it!
Thinking of this, even with my disposition, I was enraged!
As my state of mind shifted, a cold aura swept around me, and frost seemed to materialize in my eyes.
“Heaven and Earth Without Limit, Heaven and Earth Borrow Law! Formless, Nameless, Sun and Moon Starlight! Yin and Yang Suppress! True Principles Penetrate the Profound!”
“Boom!”
After the incantation, a giant Ancient Buddha Phantom appeared before me.
Upon seeing this phantom, Huang Santaiye’s rage turned to shock. “What? How is this possible!”
This was not surprising given Huang Santaiye’s reaction. In this Dharma-Ending Age, spiritual energy is already insufficient, and for mortals to cultivate immortality is extremely difficult!
My ability to use such divine power clearly indicated that I had entered the Earth Immortal realm!
Earth Immortal! That’s an Earth Immortal! Let alone in the Dharma-Ending Age, even in the prosperous era of cultivation, only a handful of people could reach this level.
Before he could think further, the Ancient Buddha Phantom, carrying golden Buddha’s Light, charged towards him.
“Ancient Buddha Subdues Demons Fist!”
“Bang bang bang!”
“Boom boom boom!”
As the two collided! Thunder and lightning flashed! Heaven and Earth lost their color!