Chapter 63: Third Uncle
Watching the Ancient Buddha Phantom and Huang Santaiye fight to a standstill before me, I secretly rejoiced in my heart.
Damn it! Why did you have to show up now of all times?
If you had come to me before, I would have feared you a little. Now that I have just stepped into the Earth Immortal realm, I can’t even find someone to test my skills against!
Aren’t you just walking into a trap, you old scoundrel? Hmph!
Seeing that I was not at a disadvantage in the battle with Huang Santaiye, and as time went on, I even seemed to have the upper hand.
My brothers behind me were extremely proud and flattered me:
“Holy crap! Big Brother is awesome! I knew it, I’ve never lost to anyone when it comes to digging sand, and it’s just as I expected. You, my Big Brother, who can beat me, are definitely not an ordinary person!”
“Exactly! Back when I first met Old Ghost, I knew he would be extraordinary. Luckily, I became brothers with him! Damn it, isn’t this perfect? If I can’t walk around the Immortal Cultivation World like a king, at least I can walk diagonally, right?”
“What else can we say, Third Brother! From now on, I’ll follow Big Brother to heaven and mess with the fairies. Hell, who dares to touch me even if I swim in their chrysanthemums? Damn, don’t they know who my Big Brother is!”
I wiped the sweat from my forehead, and still in a cold state, I swept my icy gaze over the three of them.
The three shivered simultaneously.
“Oh, holy crap! Big Brother, don’t look at me, I’m a little scared.” Jin Buque begged for mercy, terrified.
Old Dog immediately turned his head, kicked the female weasel named Huang Luoshi with his foot, and muttered, “What are you looking at! Can you look at my Big Brother? Damn it!”
Xue Pan was so scared he was trembling. His mighty, exposed Golden Fillet seemed to have gone soft and was even trembling slightly.
“I, I, uh, Big Brother, uh…”
Seeing this situation, I thought, alright, I shouldn’t scare them any further, or I might cause some serious issues.
…
After half an hour of battle,
“Young man! Young man, stop for a moment!”
Huang Santaiye, seeing that he was not gaining any advantage and his old face was covered in sweat from exhaustion, shouted.
I felt a slight sense of pride, heh, as the saying goes, youth is stronger than old age, and a flurry of punches can defeat a master.
Even if you’re incredibly powerful, I’m an Earth Immortal in my prime. You want to fight me? Do you really think you’re Huang Zhong from the Three Kingdoms?
Besides, this Incantation doesn’t require me to do anything myself. As long as I maintain a calm and undisturbed state of mind, that’s all it takes.
Although it consumes a lot of Mental Power, for me who cultivates day and night, this is nothing.
Hearing Huang Santaiye shout, I didn’t stop but jokingly replied,
“What’s wrong, Third Uncle? Lost your stamina? Then next time, remember to drink some Viagra before you go out! This is just not good enough for you!”
To my surprise, Huang Santaiye did not become enraged by my teasing but showed some weakness instead.
“Young man! Young man, stop fighting! Old Huang won’t fight you anymore! Stop for a moment! Let’s chat, you and I!”
Huh? What the hell! You tell me to chat when you can’t beat me? What were you thinking before? If I didn’t have these skills, wouldn’t you have just killed me directly?
Originally, I wanted to play with this old bastard a bit longer, but I decided against it.
After all, Huang Santaiye has done a lot of good deeds in the Northeast. If I were to push him too hard and something happened to him, it would indeed be my fault.
With that thought, I changed my Hand Seal and dispersed the Ancient Buddha Phantom.
Seeing the Ancient Buddha Phantom dissipate before him, Huang Santaiye wiped the sweat from his forehead, then transformed into the appearance of an old man.
A kind smile appeared on his face, and he flew over.
“Haha, young friend, haha, is there some misunderstanding here?”
“Damn! How can this old scoundrel change his tune so quickly?” Seeing Huang Santaiye completely change, unlike his previous arrogant demeanor, Old Dog muttered.
Since I still had to guard against Huang Santaiye suddenly attacking, I did not remove my cold state of mind.
However, my mouth was still sharp.
“What do you mean, Third Uncle? Didn’t we have a good sparring session? Why did you suddenly call to stop?”
Upon hearing this, Huang Santaiye’s mouth twitched slightly.
Comfortable? When was I comfortable? You brat, you think it’s okay for you to stand there while I fight your Dharma Body by flying around? How presumptuous are you? It’s easy for you to say when you’re not the one doing all the work!
“Heh heh, young friend, you jest. After half an hour of deep thought, Third Master still believes there must be some misunderstanding. Otherwise, with your great Ability, how could you possibly trouble a mere female weasel?”
Damn it! If you had been this reasonable earlier, I wouldn’t have had to go through so much trouble! However, based on the principle of “ignorance is not to be blamed,” I didn’t dwell on what happened before.
So, I told Huang Santaiye my version of the story.
“What? Unrestrained!”
To my surprise, after hearing my account, Huang Santaiye became enraged. The old man walked over and gave the female weasel a Big Slap.
“Slap!”
“Your grandmother! You scoundrel! How did the Huang Family produce someone like you?”
Saying this, Huang Santaiye, enraged, wanted to slap the female weasel to death.
“Holy crap! Other than that! Third Uncle, please don’t waste it!”
Seeing Huang Santaiye about to kill the female weasel, Xue Pan, gathering his Courage, quickly stopped him.
Huang Santaiye, being blocked, did not understand the intention and looked at Xue Pan as if asking what he meant.
Xue Pan appeared somewhat embarrassed and said slyly,
“Third Uncle, it would be a waste to kill this thing. It’s a pity to discard it. How about, how about you give it to me? I have a use for it.”
Hearing Xue Pan’s words, Huang Santaiye, though somewhat perplexed, looked back at me. Perhaps to save face for me, or for some other reason.
He actually agreed.
“Well, alright then. Since you want it, and I have no use for it anyway, I’ll give it to you.”
Upon hearing this, Xue Pan was overjoyed. After greeting us, he picked up the half-dead female weasel from the ground and ran off.
You don’t need to think to know that seeing this guy’s desperate haste, he’s definitely up to no good.
After Xue Pan left, Huang Santaiye kindly explained to me,
“Young friend, as the saying goes, ignorance is not to be blamed. I was a bit rash earlier. I hope young friend will not blame me.”
I am naturally someone who responds to kindness rather than force. Since the old scoundrel is a person of some standing in the Northeast, and he has apologized to me, I should naturally show him some respect.
“Third Uncle, let’s forget about this matter. It’s in the past.”
“Hahaha, good, good, good, truly a hero among youngsters! Since you forgive Third Uncle, consider it a favor owed to you. If you ever need anything in the future, just tell Third Uncle. I dare not say for anything else, but in this part of the Northeast, if Third Uncle stamps his foot, any dog or horse will show me some respect.”
Since Huang Santaiye had given me an out and expressed his willingness to befriend me, I cupped my hands towards him. “Then thank you, Third Uncle.”
