Chapter 79: Got Kicked
After I finished speaking, as I turned around, Heavenly Manifestation made a big swing and hit the Nine-Lived Cat Demon’s head.
After a loud “bang,” the Nine-Lived Cat Demon’s clone shattered.
Seeing this, I was overjoyed; hahaha, you little bastard! Didn’t I say Big Brother would kill you today?
Who knew, before I could even feel proud for long.
The next second,
the Earth suddenly began to shake violently.
“Rumble, rumble, rumble.”
A deafening roar filled with anger echoed through the sky, as if to tear the entire Heaven and Earth apart:
“A mere mortal! How dare you shatter my clone! You are courting death!”
Hearing this furious roar, everyone looked up in fear, towards the direction the sound came from.
Only to see in the sky, a Nine-Lived Cat Demon’s true self, enormous in size, was diving down at an astonishing speed beyond imagination.
This scene was just like a meteor falling, scaring Big Brother so much I was a complete mess.
Turning around, I wanted to use the last of the thirty-six stratagems: to flee.
However, as Big Brother tried to move his feet, he was shocked to find himself completely bound by an invisible force, unable to move at all.
How to describe this feeling? It was like being in a martial arts movie, where some mysterious master had pinpointed your acupoints, leaving your whole body stiff and powerless.
I inwardly lamented endlessly, thinking; this is it, this little bastard Big Brother is probably done for today!
Let’s say, even a mighty person like me with incredible concentration, at this moment, almost couldn’t help but want to relieve myself of all bodily functions.
Seeing this situation, Third Uncle, standing by the side, also felt fear. But after all, he was an experienced veteran cultivator, and after a brief moment of panic, he quickly reacted.
He gritted his teeth, unhesitatingly teleported to my side at the first moment, grabbed my arm, and then led me into a black whirlwind, fleeing at high speed.
On the other side, those four cat demons that had just seemed to wake up were all scared out of their wits, their faces ashen. They trembled all over, their legs went weak, and they involuntarily fell to their knees with a “thump.” Then, they desperately kowtowed upwards like pounding garlic, their heads making crisp and rapid sounds against the ground. At the same time, they muttered prayers, as if devoutly praying and begging for something from the figure in the sky.
Amidst this chaos, Xue Pan was not idle. He tightly grabbed Jin Buque and Old Dog beside him and desperately ran towards the crack in the ground he had come out of earlier. He was so scared he didn’t even want his backwards-pedaling donkey cart anymore.
As he ran, he shouted desperately at me, “Big Brother! Big Brother! Well, we’re going down!”
Seeing us scattering and fleeing, the Nine-Lived Cat Demon was enraged,
“Bold mortal! Where do you think you’re going!”
This guy was like he had locked onto me with radar, specifically chasing me.
Damn it, I thought, why wouldn’t I run? If I don’t run, won’t I get beaten? Let’s say I’m bold, I’m tough, I’ve cultivated immortality.
But I’m not a fool. Big Brother still has that much self-awareness.
However, I still shouted defiantly, “Screw you! Come at me if you dare, like I’m afraid of you!”
Hearing this, Third Uncle shivered, cold sweat pouring down like there was no tomorrow. He thought:
Damn it, what time is it? And you’re still showing off?
Wiping off the cold sweat, Third Uncle exerted all his might and ran like hell. The black wind he transformed into was practically steaming.
Perhaps he never imagined that after learning this move, he would actually have a moment where he had to run like this. Damn it!
But after all, this Nine-Lived Cat Demon was not a mortal realm cultivator, and moreover, he was a whole major realm higher than me and Third Uncle.
Damn it, we hadn’t run far before this guy caught up to my father and son.
Just as he was about to bite Third Uncle’s butt, Third Uncle suddenly gritted his teeth and grabbed me, flinging me away.
“Dazhi’er, you go first! Third Uncle will hold him off for you!”
Following this shout, my gaze closely followed the gradually receding figure—it was indeed Third Uncle!
At this moment, an indescribable emotion surged through my heart like a tide, making it almost impossible for me to control myself, my eyes moistening, as if I would shed tears in the next second.
Normally, Third Uncle always gave the impression of being unreliable and a bit of a slacker, but who would have thought? Such a seemingly improper old man actually displayed such noble qualities and fearless courage at this critical moment. He unhesitatingly stepped forward, using his not-so-strong body to try and build an impregnable defense for me, blocking the ferociously powerful Nine-Lived Cat Demon.
Looking at Third Uncle’s receding back, my heart was filled with endless gratitude and admiration. At this moment of life and death, he did not choose self-preservation but left the hope of survival to me. This spirit of selfless dedication and sacrificing oneself for others deeply touched the softest corner of my heart, giving me even more firm belief in the beauty of human nature.
Just as I was immersed in the deep emotion from Third Uncle’s heroic actions.
The Nine-Lived Cat Demon didn’t spare Third Uncle at all, and with an angry curse: “Screw your mother!”
He mercilessly kicked Third Uncle in the buttocks who was blocking its path. The force of this kick was so great, as if it contained endless rage and resentment, that Third Uncle could not resist it at all. In an instant, he was like a projectile launched, accompanied by a long “Holy crap!” sound.
He flew directly towards the distant sky, disappearing from my sight in the blink of an eye.
Seeing this, the corners of my mouth twitched violently, and I thought: Holy crap! Third Uncle, why couldn’t you have held on for a little longer! That was only one round, not even a second, how am I supposed to escape?
At this moment, I was extremely anxious, like an ant on a hot pan, completely at a loss. Watching the Nine-Lived Cat Demon approach step by step, and with myself having no retreat, this sense of despair was suffocating. I truly wished time could rewind, or a miracle could happen, giving me a chance to escape this terrifying crisis. However, reality was so cruel and unfeeling, giving me no room to breathe.
“Bang!”
The Nine-Lived Cat Demon kicked me flying. I thought I would use the force to escape like Third Uncle.
Who knew they didn’t give me that chance at all.
They directly used a set of teleportation techniques, constantly appearing around me. They were tossing me around like a ball in the middle!
“Ah, yaya gape! Your grandpa!”
Accompanied by Big Brother’s screams, my buttocks visibly grew larger at an alarming rate.
My head was almost kicked into a fart! Cough, cough, cough.
At this moment, how I wished this was a dream! I had never been bullied like this since I started cultivating immortality.
