Chapter 88: Xiba, Mishantu, Mingyue, Xiongsan, Bilan
Seeing me repelled by the old scoundrel, the lesser Bodhisattva retreated.
“Brother Xin, Brother Xin, are you alright?”
When I saw this situation, fuck! Brother, I’m not going to show off anymore. If I keep showing off, neither of us might be able to leave.
I quickly said to the lesser Bodhisattva:
“Brother, you go first, I’ll cover the rear.”
Hearing this, the lesser Bodhisattva was obviously a bit unhappy,
“Brother Xin, what are you talking about? Am I that kind of person? We leave together, or we stay together. Besides, isn’t it just an old scoundrel? You wait, watch me deal with him for you!”
“Don’t…”
After the lesser Bodhisattva finished speaking.
Before I could reach out to stop him, this guy rushed straight ahead.
“Pegasus! Meteor Fist!”
After shouting loudly, the lesser Bodhisattva clenched his fists and charged towards Zuobian Shenteng.
Seeing this, Zuobian Shenteng sneered. Looking at his demeanor, he didn’t take the lesser Bodhisattva seriously at all.
“Heh heh, a mere mortal cultivator, daring to challenge this Seat? You ignorant fool!”
Zuobian Shenteng stroked his beard with one hand, looking confident of victory, and punched towards the flying lesser Bodhisattva.
After a loud “Boom!”, dust filled the air.
To my surprise, the lesser Bodhisattva was not only unharmed, but it was Zuobian Shenteng, that old bastard, who was repelled!
“Holy shit!” This scene almost made my jaw drop.
I originally thought the lesser Bodhisattva would be blasted back. Who knew it would be Zuobian Shenteng flying out.
Huh? What’s going on?
Zuobian Shenteng, who was flying backward, held his chin with one hand and pointed at the lesser Bodhisattva with the other, cursing, “Fuck you, you scoundrel! You young punk, you didn’t fight with honor! You actually sneak attacked this Seat!”
It turned out that just as the lesser Bodhisattva clenched his fist and shouted Pegasus Meteor Fist, cough cough cough, this guy didn’t use his fist at all. Instead, he took advantage of Zuobian Shenteng, that old bastard, looking down on him, and instantly kicked the old bastard in the chin.
Holy shit! A feint?
“Good! Well done, brother!”
Seeing this, I was overjoyed and prepared to watch the lesser Bodhisattva’s next performance.
Who knew that the lesser Bodhisattva would fly back, grab me, and then run away shouting.
While running, he said to me:
“Holy crap, Brother Xin, what are you looking at? Hurry up and run! What are you waiting for? I can’t beat him! I just wanted to trick him before leaving to buy us some time, fuck!”
After hearing this, I was instantly ashamed. Fuck, I thought this guy could win, and I was happy for nothing.
“Swoosh swoosh swoosh~!”
Just as I was distracted, countless sounds of wind breaking came from behind me. Damn it, I knew without thinking.
After Zuobian Shenteng, that old bastard, was kicked away by the lesser Bodhisattva, he became enraged and chased after us with his men like he had gone mad.
I don’t know if this bastard’s anger gave him some attribute boost, but he chased us for more than eight hours like he didn’t know fatigue.
After finally creating some distance, the lesser Bodhisattva sat down on the ground.
“Holy shit, I can’t anymore, Brother Xin. I’m not running anymore. If I run any further, I’ll die of exhaustion.”
“Let’s go! Fuck, if we don’t go, won’t we be finished today, brother?”
I desperately tried to pull the lesser Bodhisattva, who was sitting on the ground and refused to get up.
“Wait a minute, Brother Xin, let me catch my breath.”
“At this point, what are you catching your breath for? Hurry up and go, brother!”
I saw that the lesser Bodhisattva had a look of “whatever,” and was definitely not going to run. I, as the elder brother, was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. I was so anxious that my butt was about to smoke, holy crap!
Just as I was wondering whether to pick him up and keep running, he slowly took out a firecracker from his embrace and lit it on the ground.
Huh? What does that mean?
“Boom! Dong!”
“One cloud-piercing arrow, for earthly heroes to meet!”
Huh? Could it be that this guy, like me, can call for help when he can’t win? Just as I was wondering.
Suddenly, a dazzling pillar of light rose from the mortal world, piercing through the heavens and earth, shooting directly into the heavenly realm.
Accompanied by a sharp and piercing whistling sound, “swoosh swoosh swoosh!” five figures rose from all corners of the mortal world, streaking across the sky like meteors.
In the blink of an eye, they suddenly appeared before us. They were diverse in appearance, some tall and mighty, others petite and delicate, but all of them exuded the aura of cultivators. The leader, clad in a black robe that fluttered in the wind, had a stern face as if chiseled from stone; the person beside him wore a green robe, exuding a refined yet sharp temperament; there was also a woman in colorful clothing, with a graceful posture, beautiful and moving, like a fairy descending to earth; another person radiated scorching flames, as if capable of igniting the surrounding air; the last person was enveloped in a layer of icy cold, making one shiver.
Upon seeing the arrivals, the lesser Bodhisattva excitedly stood up.
“Hahaha, fellow Daoists, how have you been?”
The lesser Bodhisattva laughed heartily and cupped his hands towards them. They returned the gesture simultaneously.
“Why did you call us to heaven? Huh? Are you capable now, brother? You dare to cause trouble in the heavenly realm, don’t you?”
The man in black teased the lesser Bodhisattva.
“Exactly, what trouble did you stir up again? Why did you call us to the heavenly realm?”
The woman beside him also said, not kindly.
The lesser Bodhisattva scratched his head sheepishly and chuckled, “Well, it was a last resort, cough cough cough.”
“By the way, Brother Xin, these are all cultivators from our mortal world.”
As he spoke, the lesser Bodhisattva pulled me and began to introduce them:
“This is Xi Ba, who excels at light body techniques, capable of moving mountains and filling seas with nimble footsteps.
Mi Shen Tu, whose specialty is illusions. This kid can confuse even immortals.
Ming Yue, who finds enlightenment through tea. In her moments of enlightenment, stars shift and galaxies turn.
Xiong Shan, possesses the strength of a celestial bear. He used to eat living souls, but after reforming, he now only eats wicked people, not good ones.
Bi Lan, who loves quiet very much. By chance, she understood the way of ice and cold from stillness, transforming cold into frost.”
Seeing the lesser Bodhisattva introduce them to me, I quickly cupped my hands towards them.
They also returned the salute.
I thought to myself, I can’t be negligent. These are all helpers! And looking at their temperaments, they are by no means ordinary cultivators. Preliminarily, I estimate each of them is no less capable than the lesser Bodhisattva and me.
After introducing them, the lesser Bodhisattva began to introduce me:
“This is Chan Xin, Brother Xin, known as the Invincible Zen Heart Great Master, nicknamed ‘That Thing That Erupted from the Chrysanthemum’.”
Hearing this, my old face darkened.
The few people were stunned, and they all looked at me with strange expressions.
Their expressions seemed to carry shock, and within the shock, there was disbelief.
Seeing this, my head was covered in dark lines, almost enough to knit a sweater.
What the hell, why did I have to mention my past when drinking with the lesser Bodhisattva?
Oh, fuck me, look at the way these five Daoist friends are looking at me. It’s obvious they’ve mistaken me for some kind of spirit!
Just as I was about to explain the origin of my nickname.
Zuobian Shenteng, followed by dozens of men, chased after us.
