Believe Me, I’m Really a Professional League Player – Chapter 34

Byd, Can He Still Go To The Arena?

Chapter 34: Byd, Can He Still Go To The Arena?

Li Fan finished brushing his teeth and washing his face and went straight out of the base. The canteen did have breakfast, but EDG’s canteen is what it is—ultimately bland and tasteless. Unless you’re really starving, you wouldn’t choose to eat at the base.

Moreover, EDG is located on Lingshi Road, and there are plenty of breakfast shops around.

Li Fan went straight here and ate a bowl of beef noodles, three liang of noodles with four liang of beef.

That’s right, this beef noodle shop is the same one Nami ate at back then.

LPL… or rather, the entire League of Legends Pro League has a terrifying legend about beef noodles.

But there are examples proving the legend is indeed exaggerated.

Even someone as strong as Faker has fallen victim to beef noodles.

But Li Fan wasn’t worried at all. Although he was on the substitute roster, he had no chance of playing.

The club is actually afraid that he’ll stream from the base and cause another big rhythm, which would be too troublesome to handle.

After all, the club negotiated such a big contract for him, so he still has to give them face.

He won’t bend for a peck of grain, but he can for five thousand pecks.

It has to be said, the taste of these beef noodles is really good.

But a seventeen-year-old body has a big appetite. After finishing this big bowl of noodles, he still felt a bit hungry. On the way back to the club, he bought two meat buns.

By the time he reached the training room door, he had just finished eating the two meat buns.

He opened the fridge, took out a bottle of mineral water, sat in his seat, and started the live stream.

Almost the instant the stream went live, the viewer count in the live stream room began skyrocketing at an absurd speed from six thousand to over eight thousand.

At this morning time slot, it was truly the absolute king; no streamer on Huya could compare to Li Fan.

With more people, the bullet comments naturally started scrolling wildly, overwhelming the entire screen in no time.

【Is this the live stream of Unreal, the number one person in Fight Zombies strategy?】

【Little Green from yesterday is already at work now…】

【Sigh, us eighteen-year-olds beating bots is just our thirty-year-old selves.】

【Bastard, sneaking peeks from the toilet—why do your words make me want to tear up?】

【What the streamer did yesterday was inhuman, pretty beastly, but that said… it successfully made me laugh. Hope to keep watching the streamer play Biochemical Mode.】

Li Fan just glanced at the bullet comments and logged into Crossfire.

“Alright then, since everyone wants to see it, I’ll oblige. I don’t usually play Biochemical much.”

Li Fan quickly joined a room, of course blocking for show effect.

If fans chased in, it would be hard to create show effects like yesterday again.

But to be fair, Biochemical is indeed more fun than Team Competition.

This match’s map was Biochemical Pyramid, a very classic map.

As soon as he entered, he was drawn to a body movement bro.

He was holding a dagger, jumping around on the upper part of the pyramid, trying to toy with the zombies.

But his jumps were extremely stiff, and he was easily ganked and killed by a zombie.

“I can see this is a very confident player, so our goal this game is him.”

【Victim locked!】

【Hahaha, this is obviously a clumsy imitation of Unreal. After Unreal’s video blew up yesterday, lots of body movement bros are now Fight Zombies in Biochemical Mode.】

【There were plenty before too, thinking they’re super flashy, but get ganked and killed instantly.】

Soon the next round started. Li Fan locked onto the target right away, following this 【King of Guns】.

The two stood in the narrow path of Biochemical Pyramid.

“Bro, you’re sticking so close—don’t tell me you think you’re gonna turn into a ghost?”

“But in front of my body movement, it doesn’t matter how close you stick.”

And at that moment, the countdown ended.

Li Fan was selected as Terminator.

【King of Guns】 moved very fast, jumping down immediately, and Li Fan followed right after.

The audience in the live stream room saw this and thought this poor guy was about to turn into a zombie, since they were so close.

But they never expected Li Fan to just follow behind, watching him sway left and right, jump back and forth, even jump onto the wall and deliberately fall back down, looking toward the 【King of Guns】 standing above.

Then he charged again, but this time the King of Guns above confidently jumped down and started circling around nonstop.

Li Fan still didn’t catch him.

At this point, many people came to their senses and understood Li Fan’s intention.

This was clearly hyping the guy up—he thought he was so flashy.

And sure enough, a hilarious scene appeared that left everyone laughing and crying.

After Li Fan deliberately let him go twice stiffly, he tossed down two guns from above, holding a dagger and waving it nonstop there.

【Hahaha, dying of laughter!】

【Wu Laoji feels like his foot is better again.】

【Bro thinks he’s got so much body movement.】

【Coddling the kid into a placenta.】

“Hahaha…” Li Fan saw this and found it hilarious too.

“Holy crap, this is so fun. Crossfire Biochemical Mode is really fun.”

He charged up again with the controlled character, deliberately jumping down, accompanying him for over thirty seconds more, then finally ganked and killed him with one claw.

“Ouch, you’re too strong—you showed me off for a whole minute!”

Biochemical Mode from Ghost appearing to end is only two minutes and five seconds.

One minute is basically half a round!

“Yeah, practice more like me, and you can be as strong as me.”

“Oh… I see! Got it, got it.”

Soon the next round began.

【King of Guns】 became Little Red, appearing in the narrow path of Biochemical Pyramid.

Li Fan stood in his original spot.

The dog-walking ghost jump zombie-kiting tutorial began.

【King of Guns】 clearly hadn’t snapped out of the illusion of showing off Terminator for a minute last round.

He kept lunging back and forth but caught nothing.

“Ouch, brother, when will the cycle of revenge end?” Li Fan said cowardly words, but his operations were insanely fast.

The instant Little Red jumped up to swipe, Li Fan controlled the character into a nimble backstep, precisely dodging the claw strike. Little Red’s empty swing left him wide open.

Then he raised his hand for a dagger scrape on Little Red.

【Holy crap! Dagger zombie!】

【It’s starting, it’s starting—the classic staple program!】

【King of Guns: Why the hell are you daggering me?】

【King of Guns】 was clearly stunned, not expecting the opponent to play like this.

He lunged again in greater fury, using the zombie’s acceleration to sway left and right, trying to confuse Li Fan.

But it had no effect—Li Fan just daggered him to death bit by bit with the dagger!

【Hahaha, from confident body movement bro to being walked like a dog—just one Unreal needed!】

【Streamer, you’re really a beast! But I love watching!】

【He actually gets it all, he just doesn’t want to face it.】

And in the bottom left corner appeared the text 【King of Guns】 has left the game.

By now the live stream room had broken ten thousand viewers.

【Gained: 150 Learning Points】

More and more people in the live stream room, more and more points from streaming games.

As this round ended, more people started arriving in the EDG training room.

Although the match was at five p.m., they still needed some warm-up training beforehand to avoid cold hands while waiting for the match to start in the afternoon.

“Bros, I can only stream with you all for a bit this morning—heading to the venue today.”

【What? You bastard can actually go onsite for the match?】

【No way? It’s just that streaming while they play matches creates rhythm, so the team took him along.】

【You little genius, why does what you say sound more and more reasonable!】

ps: Begging for monthly tickets

Believe Me, I’m Really a Professional League Player

Believe Me, I’m Really a Professional League Player

信我,我真是联盟职业选手
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Status: Ongoing Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
In 2017, a genius youth entered the Speed world. He stepped on Jiang Zhangchuang, punched Luo Wei, and abused Hu Xu, directly taking the King of Speed title of S4's Who's the Car King. Under the interview camera, Li Fan helplessly explained once more: "QQ Speed is purely a hobby. Not just QQ Speed... Shu Tu Zhi Bin, Honor of Kings, CS:GO, and PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds are also." "Even though... I'm about to participate in the Street Fighter V match, I'm still a Professional League Player!" "Believe me!" You can see any game in the Unreal live stream room, but you just can't see League of Legends! TheShy: I don't know why Fan Ge doesn't need to train, but he can just dominate. Clearlove: Li Fan shouts every day that ranked matches have garbage data that affects match judgment...

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