Chapter 75: Let Me Lick It A Bit!
The live stream room lit up, and Li Fan’s smiling face appeared in the center of the screen, then adjusted to become smaller and fixed in the bottom right corner.
“Good afternoon, everyone.” Li Fan’s expression seemed no different than usual, as if the incident that shook the entire internet yesterday had no impact on him.
The audience in the live stream room was extremely excited and began typing.
【 Holy crap, it’s starting! Unreal is actually live! 】
【 I thought he’d be late today too, it’s already past one o’clock. 】
【 How are Unreal’s hands? If such capable hands are affected, who am I going to learn Speed from? 】
【 Yeah, yeah, I’ve been waiting in the live stream room for over half a month, originally wanting to watch QQ Speed tutorials, but I’ve ended up learning CF for half a month… 】
【 At least you guys are okay, I watched CF for a week and then played PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, and never logged into CF again. 】
【 Damn Wu Zhuang Tai, committing such a heinous act and only getting a six-month ban, he should have his professional career terminated. 】
Li Fan casually glanced at the bullet comments and noticed many people were concerned about his hands.
He then extended his right hand and, under the camera, opened and clenched it a few times.
“My hands are fine, I had them checked at the club. It just felt a bit painful at the time, but after treatment, it’s gone. This might also have something to do with my thick skin.”
【 Glad to hear it! You scared us to death! 】
【 Hahaha, thick skin, that’s hilarious! 】
【 Seeing your hands are okay puts us at ease! 】
【 But… Unreal’s hands are really long and slender. For hand fetishists, it’s really hard to resist, they’re so beautiful. 】
Within minutes of going live, posts titled “Unreal is Live” already appeared on major gaming forums.
Many who weren’t in the live stream room, upon seeing reminders from these posts, rushed into Li Fan’s live stream room immediately.
There were also quite a few curious onlookers, especially since the League’s official penalties were so severe.
The club was fined 100,000, and the individual was fined 50,000.
As the victim, Li Fan, they all wanted to come and witness the spectacle.
In fact, for a streamer, the only way to showcase their talent and retain viewers is if people are willing to enter their live stream room.
If they don’t even want to enter the live stream room, who will watch them showcase and convert into fans?
So, this is definitely a good thing for Li Fan!
It was under these circumstances that the popularity in the live stream room surged, once again breaking previous records, with over seventy thousand concurrent viewers!
And this was just at the beginning of the stream; the viewership was steadily increasing as the broadcast continued.
“The streamer didn’t stream yesterday not because of his hands, I was actually learning a foreign language.”
【 You son of a bitch, you’re learning a foreign language like Ding Yizhen? 】
【 Bro! Are you sure you’re watching the right thing? Isn’t Chen Qingquan the one learning a foreign language? 】
【 Why would a Professional League Player like you learn a foreign language? You don’t think you can play professionally in another league, do you? 】
“I’m not learning English for anything else, it’s mainly for gaming. The best servers for CS are in Europe, and if you don’t know English, you can’t play. I’m not kidding. In League of Legends, you can mostly get by with pings, which can solve most communication issues, but in CS, it’s impossible. You need to communicate, and command is very important.”
“You see me smurfing, but I’ve also been giving a lot of commands and setting up tactics. It’s very difficult to pull off a 1v5 clutch in top-tier competition.”
“Why would I lie to you? I’m learning on this website…”
【 The live stream is going to be banned! 】
【 Holy crap… you can’t stream this. 】
【 Link the website, link the website. 】
【 No… are you serious about learning? Unreal is starting to seem more and more absurd the more I watch. 】
【 So there really are people who specifically learn for a game. 】
“Our place.”
our place
and worry about our place in the dirt
and worry about our place in the dirt
Seeing Li Fan type out short sentences in Chinese after seeing the prompts, everyone was astonished.
Seeing the shocked expressions in the live stream bullet comments, Li Fan felt quite proud.
Although he had learned some English in his previous life, his college entrance exam English score was only in the low nineties, so communication was definitely not possible.
It’s true that he’s learning…
Perhaps because he was reborn, his memory improved significantly, making memorizing vocabulary very easy, so learning wasn’t that difficult.
【 Congratulations on obtaining: 500 Learning Points! 】
【 Congratulations on obtaining: 1 Freedom Attribute! 】
“What the hell, can this even be considered a game?”
Li Fan was genuinely a bit confused.
But since the system had already issued rewards, it counted. And yes, why isn’t a sentence game a game? It also has to be cleared level by level.
Such a loss!
If he had streamed the sentence game before, wouldn’t he have earned more?
Host: Li Fan
Reaction: 90
Hand Speed: 87
Learning Points: 1150
Freedom Attributes: 1
Without hesitation, he directly added 1 Freedom Attribute to Hand Speed, bringing it to 88.
With this, he was only two points away from breaking the 90 mark.
Double nines… that’s considered among the top tier of Professional Players, right?
“Weee weee weee!”
“Here, here.”
“How are your hands?”
“As you can see, I’m streaming, so they’re obviously fine.”
“If you’re fine, hurry up and join me for a couple of games. I’ve died immediately after landing five times already.”
“Xiao Fei, you’re really bad! How can you die immediately after landing five times?”
“Stop calling me that! Don’t call me Xiao Fei!”
Wang Bolo had been uploading Japanese voiceovers on Bilibili a long time ago.
Then, after thinking about it, she edited her Chicken Dinner ranked match videos.
As soon as she uploaded them, Li Fan was recognized.
Wang Bolo now knew that the person who had been playing Duo Queue with her for so long was actually a Professional Player…
Later, she specifically looked him up and found out that this guy was just this absurd.
A League of Legends professional player who spent all day playing other games.
This shattered Li Fan’s professional halo.
Then she thought again, since he’s a substitute and doesn’t get playing time, he can only play other games to relax.
This was also why Wang Bolo often found Li Fan for Duo Queue later on.
【 Holy crap, the streamer can Duo Queue with Unreal? Are they that close? 】
【 Sis, please, can I join if I bring fifty water bottles? 】
“I’m not someone who sells out his friends. Unreal is my beloved friend, my brother, so you’ve gotta pay more!”
Wang Bolo’s live stream room was also registered on Huya just yesterday.
She had originally considered broadcasting PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds on several platforms, but after learning that Li Fan was Unreal, Huya became her only choice of live streaming platform.
Leaning against a big tree makes for good shade, and this is a towering tree at that.
This morning, Huya officials had already contacted her to discuss a contract.
It was all because of Li Fan, wasn’t it?
Otherwise, as a newcomer starting from scratch, she would have only been able to sign with a guild at best.
【 This Wang Bolo has really latched onto a big shot, now she’s even a streamer on Huya. 】
【 What’s her name, I want to go take a look? 】
【 Wang Bolo Sai Dong… plays games terribly, but her singing is decent. 】
“If you play Duo Queue with me for Squad Queue, the pressure will be very high.”
“We’ve played before!”
Li Fan wasn’t just saying this for nothing. Initially, the difficulty wasn’t high, but as they played more matches, their ELO scores would essentially be determined, and the system would specifically match them with opponents of similar skill levels.
The purpose was to prevent new players from being farmed.
This was also why Li Fan stopped playing Solo Four-Player Queue later on; it was too taxing, and while their cooperation was good for Melee, it often led to problems in the Finals.
Other streamers who played Solo Four-Player Queue had over a hundred accounts waiting for them to switch, and they could maintain their viewership by switching accounts after a day’s play.
“Alright, let’s do it.”
After winning so easily in the Arena, playing Squad Queue with Wang Bolo would serve as Weighted Practice.
“Where are we jumping?”
“Directly to the Airport. This route to the Airport is pretty good.”
“There are a lot of people at the Airport…”
“Are you scared?”
“Then let’s jump. I, Wang Bolo, don’t know what it means to be scared.”
Li Fan chuckled at the camera.
【 As expected, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is Unreal’s true love. He never showed this kind of smile playing League of Legends. 】
【 Of course. Do you go to work smiling? 】
【 Holy crap, so many people? Should we just run? Two people against a Full Squad, and one of them is an eye. 】
【 Exactly, in this situation, I suggest going Jungler and then ambushing whoever comes by. 】
A quick glance revealed twenty to thirty people, meaning at least six teams here.
“Are you scared? Or should we go Jungler nearby?”
Li Fan listened and smiled.
“Xiao Fei, remember to control your emotions when you Die Immediately After Landing later, don’t end up having your live stream points deducted.”
Li Fan’s target was directly the richest area in the center of the Airport, the C-shaped building, and they landed on the third building.
Wang Bolo also knew she couldn’t do it alone and quickly followed.
“Be careful yourself. Buildings one and two each have four people, likely one team each. We have three people in our building too.”
As soon as Li Fan landed, he went to grab an M416. Facing high-intensity combat without a gun would make anyone panic; all fear stems from insufficient firepower.
Just as he got a gun in his hand, he heard Wang Bolo shouting frantically.
“It’s over, it’s over, my gun was stolen, my gun was stolen.”
“Save me, save me!”
Li Fan glanced to the side. Those three people had all gotten guns. Wang Bolo was too slow and had her gun stolen. Now they were in a pincer formation, and the opponents had already chambered rounds and started spraying to finish Wang Bolo off.
But at this moment, a gunshot was heard.
“Unreal used M416 to Headshot and knock down eggegg!”
“Shoot me! You’re still shooting me! Serves you right!” Seeing Li Fan knock down one opponent, Wang Bolo felt a surge of confidence.
“Holy crap, is that Unreal? Didn’t he injure his hand? How is he playing? Shoot the one behind first.”
“Who is it? Never heard of them! Get him! He has nothing but a crappy gun.”
“Charge, charge! You go attract his fire, I’ll take him down with one shot from my Shotgun.” The other person with a Shotgun felt they had all the advantages at this close range; just one more step and one shot would take him down easily.
“Run! What’s your Level…” The other person, who was still looting elsewhere, yelled for their teammates to run quickly.
He had personally experienced Li Fan’s dominance.
It was truly terrifying, especially in a head-on confrontation at such close range.
His friends, like calves facing a tiger, were brave and fearless. It was a win if even one person ran.
Escaping from Unreal would also be an achievement; we’ve clashed with Unreal before, and only lost one person.
“It’s over!”
Next, in Li Fan’s live stream, a female character holding a Shotgun was seen charging towards Li Fan.
On the way, she didn’t even glance at Wang Bolo, who had no gun.
After all, in this position, someone without a gun was just meat on a chopping block.
Someone in the distance was providing cover fire for her.
Li Fan suddenly fired a shot and then crouched down.
The shot was aimed at the charging Shotgun user, as the Shotgun user posed a greater threat.
As long as the person with the SKS in the distance didn’t aim for the head, it wouldn’t be a major problem.
Sure enough, blood mist erupted from her body, and her Health Bar dropped by a third.
However, the Shotgun user fired too slowly. While crouching, she successfully dodged the damage behind cover.
The one with the Shotgun, however, fell to the ground.
“Unreal used M416 to Headshot and knock down likewei!”
Seeing these two shots, two of the teammates, the ones with the sniper rifles, were defeated. They couldn’t help but exclaim how fierce he was.
“Knowing how fierce he is, why aren’t you running!”
But it was too late. Li Fan raised his hand and fired another shot.
Bang!
“Unreal used M416 to knock down qingtian!”
【 66666! 】
【 At such close range, they really don’t know their place. 】
【 Every time I see this screen, I have to sigh, Unreal is just an innate FPS sacred body, truly invincible. 】
“Hehehe…”
“You’re the one who chased me with a gun, aren’t you? You’re the one who bullied me with a gun, aren’t you?”
Pineapple’s eyes lit up instantly, she pulled out her little fists and started elbowing wildly.
“Dare you chase me again? I ask you, do you dare to chase me again!”
The audience in the live stream room were still immersed in Li Fan’s cool performance, but Pineapple’s words brought them back instantly.
【 I’m dying of laughter! Is Pineapple a jester sent by the monkeys? 】
“If you want to laugh, you can only hit downed people at this level, and you’re brave enough to jump at the airport with me? You might as well just collect welfare.”
“Collect welfare? What does that mean?” Pineapple was very curious.
“It means you follow the plane all the way down. Later, there will be people who go AFK and disconnect. They will be cleared by the plane and land. You can just kill them there at will, right? That’s the welfare.”
“Ah, it can be like this?” Pineapple’s eyes lit up after listening.
“Won’t the AFK people resist?”
“If they’ve gone AFK and disconnected, how can they resist?”
【 This can actually be played like this? Old man, how many secrets do you still have? Hand over your Fen Jue! 】
【 This guaranteed win seems pretty good. I play this game as a parachute simulator and can’t even get one kill. 】
【 You should have told me earlier! If I knew it could be played like this, my average kills should be one! 】
【 Huh? Are people who can’t get an average kill not considered human? 】
Li Fan didn’t have the thought of finishing the downed opponent, he quickly cleared the enemies and switched the SKS to his hand…
Comfortable!
I can only say, comfortable.
Next, I just need a 98k.
That’s already a quarter of the configuration for winning the game.
Pineapple watched Li Fan start looting a body, feeling very anxious.
Compared to getting kills, she felt she had a greater obsession with looting bodies.
“Let me loot, can you let me loot?”
“Mm, loot away.”
