Chapter 20: Why Aren’t You Afraid Of Water When Using Water Gun?
The special training overnight was very effective.
Eevee’s Quick Attack became noticeably more refined, and Riolu, on top of Dragonair getting carried away, was even forced to learn to predict movements using Aura, with Quick Attack even showing signs of evolution.
This… what kind of insane method of improvement is this?
What was originally a lighthearted dog-walking game, at some point turned into a battle for dignity.
Li Wei and Eevee, this combination was fine; neither of them had much destructive power, it was a simple process of throwing and biting. Even when Li Wei later used an automatic frisbee-throwing machine to better train Eevee, it didn’t cause any damage.
But Dragonair and Riolu, who got carried away, their destructive power was truly astonishing, they managed to tear up half of the lawn.
This matter has to be discussed from the personalities of Dragonair and Riolu.
Dragonair, who is called Big Brother, really wants to show how strong he is as an ‘older brother’. To prevent Riolu from kicking the frisbee too easily, he attached some Attribute Energy when he curled his tail and threw the frisbee.
When the frisbee makes a whistling sound as it’s thrown, Li Wei didn’t even want to comment on what kind of speed this was. Riolu, after failing three times and realizing he couldn’t keep up with the frisbee’s speed, reflected thoroughly and, using the parabola, flight trajectory, Aura, and other knowledge Li Wei had idly mumbled in his ear, immediately integrated it all.
Kneel, charge, leap, kick away!
From this point on, Riolu’s purpose in kicking the frisbee was no longer just to ‘catch’ it, but to compete with Dragonair to see who could throw the frisbee more insanely.
From distance to speed, to the force of the frisbee when it hit the lawn…
Dragonair had fun, Riolu ran with joy, but the lawn became bald.
The consequence of all this was that Mime Jr., who had finished his chores and was about to come out to watch the harmonious family play, went mad.
“Bari!!!!”
With a roar, Li Wei and Eevee, the harmonious dog-walking duo, were caught in the crossfire, directly lifted by the enraged Mime Jr.’s Psychic Power, and were forced to experience what it was like to be inside a washing machine in the sky.
Under the threat of Mime Jr.’s absolute strength, the four little ones were forced to submit written apologies.
Eevee’s paper was full of paw prints; Riolu, holding a pencil, had his entire paper messily scribbled with Pinyin he had just learned and wasn’t good at using; Dragonair submitted a work of art; only Li Wei was forced to write 300 words.
Well, he would remember this debt.
The next day, Li Wei started anew. He had new, insane training ideas for his two Pokémon, and additional creative ideas on how to use Tool Dragon in various ways.
Eevee’s ‘true strength’ far exceeded his expectations. Basic training definitely wouldn’t satisfy her. As a juice machine with immense water power within her, Eevee needed a special training plan.
Riolu, during last night’s game time, fully displayed his exceptional intelligence and remarkable abilities, which were different from Eevee’s. This gave Li Wei a new understanding of the Magic City real estate.
This rate of improvement far exceeded Li Wei’s expectations, forcing him to revise his long-established plan overnight and mark many tasks with a ‘√’ ahead of time.
Basic physical training was nearly complete, and Riolu had officially entered a period of rapid growth. After an inhuman midnight phone call to harass a certain question setter, Li Wei spent thirty minutes summarizing and incorporating his own ideas, finally finalizing Riolu’s new training plan.
Thus, today’s training ground was moved to the outdoor swimming pool!
Li Wei’s family held their first pool party!
Staff: Mime Jr. and Dragonair
Party Stars: Eevee and Riolu
Captain of the Cheerleading Squad: Li Wei
After consulting with a certain doctor possessing Purity and extraordinary talent, Li Wei abandoned the idea of giving Riolu weight training, deciding to apply pressure in other ways to facilitate his subsequent ‘Speed Training’ and ‘Combat Training’.
Doctor Liu said that Riolu was currently in a period of rapid growth, and it would be better to use other methods instead of weight training and spending a lot of time on physical examinations daily.
And since Eevee needed to train her other elemental abilities, looking at the gradually warming weather, this ‘pool party plan’ was decided upon.
No beach, no beauties, not even a normal person besides himself, this party began casually at home.
Mime Jr. found a grass skirt from somewhere and put it on, and with a touch of mischief, put on a bra made from coconut shells; Com… Dragonair, wearing a straw hat, used his tail to roll up two large bags of luggage and placed them by the pool, then set up a few sun umbrellas and lounge chairs.
Looking at the surroundings and the occasional wild Starly flying by, it truly had a bit of a camping vibe.
The pool had some floating dust and leaves, and needed to be cleaned before it could be used. Such a difficult task was certainly not for Li Wei to do.
Everything was handed over to the magical, all-powerful household main pet, Mime Jr.
It seemed that the family hadn’t held any events in a long time, so Mime Jr. was also looking forward to this pool party. This time, he unusually stopped performing pantomimes and directly started cleaning.
He raised his hands, and as his palms moved upwards, all the dust and grime in the pool floated into the air. With another gesture of his palm, all the trash flew into a pre-prepared black plastic bag.
He then pointed towards the main entrance, and the tied plastic bag flew to the designated trash disposal area. Cleaning the pool took less than ten seconds, and the discarded trash would be picked up by a special garbage truck the next morning.
In families of high-class trainers, water would naturally not be obtained using ordinary hoses.
For an upper-class party of the upper class, the water must also be of the upper class. One would need to find hundreds of fresh and delicious beauties in their prime, and then…
Well, actually, it was just finding Dragonair.
A Pseudo-Legendary using Water Gun, that’s quite a display.
Aqua Jet~~~
In less than two minutes, this 50-meter long and 25-meter wide swimming pool was filled.
It must be said, Dragonair’s water output was much greater than Eevee’s.
The water sprayed out through elemental abilities also had a significant difference in quality.
It’s not that the water tasted better or had life-extending effects, but for Eevee, it allowed for faster absorption of the water’s contained energy. Compared to the ‘stagnant water’ of ordinary landscape ponds, it could be considered ‘alive’ due to the surging elemental energy.
The sight of Dragonair spraying water was truly spectacular, giving the illusion of returning to the time when one saw the Merlion on a trip.
However, seeing Dragonair spray water so skillfully, Li Wei felt that once Eevee could master water-type abilities, this task could be handed over to her as well.
After all, a female Eevee shouldn’t be less capable of spraying water than a male Dragonair, right?
It shouldn’t be too much to ask her to undertake the daily task of filling the pool, right?
After all, summer is approaching, and in Magic City, playing in the water is a normal thing.
Thus, while contemplating the training plan, Li Wei became overly engrossed in his thoughts of the future, to the point that he accidentally tossed Eevee, who was in his hands, into the swimming pool.
“Bu Yi Bu Yi Bu Yi!!!!!!”
Suddenly thrown into the swimming pool, Eevee was dumbfounded. Instinctively, she flailed her limbs and desperately held her head up, afraid of sinking.
……
“Eevee, look down at your feet.”
“Bu Yi?!”
【 I’m drowning, and you’re telling me to look down?! 】
“You’re not going to die, just look.”
“Bu Yi??”
After looking down, Eevee gave up struggling.
The water barely reached her neck. In fact, she didn’t need to struggle at all; she just needed to… stand still.
Because he considered that his two young Pokémon would need to train in the water, Li Wei had specifically asked Mime Jr. during his morning exercise that day to transform the swimming pool into a tiered structure by creating air walls.
The “Idiot Zone,” for Eevee to learn to swim, with a water depth of no more than 20cm.
The shallow water zone was for Riolu’s training, with a water depth of 50cm.
Finally, the “deep water zone,” which was the original depth of the swimming pool, about 180cm deep, for Li Wei himself to enjoy.
Li Wei was quite worried that as a four-legged small animal, Eevee might drown before learning to swim, so he specially troubled Mime Jr. to set up a nursery area.
Li Wei planned to sit nearby and watch her, and only let her practice alone once she could skillfully master the move “doggy paddle.”
Riolu’s task was very simple: perform the various tasks he usually trained on land, but in the water.
Li Wei’s idea was not complicated; he wanted to increase the difficulty of Riolu’s daily training by one level using the resistance of the water.
And thinking fantastically, water also has fluctuations when moving, so could he use the water’s ripples to help him comprehend Aura?
After all, the move “Water Pulse” is also a type of Aura-based move.
If he could achieve an effect similar to Tai Chi, it would be a huge profit.
Young cubs have a natural sense of curiosity. Even Riolu couldn’t help but feel a lot of novelty and excitement about this pool party. He was full of anticipation, waiting for today’s training to end so he could quickly enter game time and enjoy a special lunch.
With a goal, there was motivation. He tied the headband with ‘Go for it!’ written on it to his forehead.
At this moment, even without looking at the app, he could clearly remember what training he needed to do each day. Riolu took a deep breath, started with a horse stance punch, and quickly entered the training state.
Meanwhile, Eevee… was still desperately doggy paddling.
“Eevee, honestly, aren’t you embarrassed?”
Li Wei said with a twitch of his mouth, chiding the exceptionally embarrassing Eevee.
“Bu Yi!!”
【 How can you laugh at me!! 】
“It’s such a shallow pool, what are you afraid of? Just kick your legs and you’ll float!”
In the past, Li Wei always thought the “landlubber” trope was nonsense, but seeing Eevee like this, he finally believed that there were indeed some people in this world who were afraid of floating their bodies on the water.
“Eevee, just kick your legs, there’s nothing to be afraid of. Even if you really sink, you’ll just touch the bottom!”
“Bu Yi!!”
【 You don’t understand!! 】
Eevee stubbornly extended her front paws, gripping the edge of the swimming pool, refusing to float by kicking her legs.
She could either stand in the water, but as soon as her limbs left the ‘ground,’ and there was nothing for her paws to grab onto, she was afraid! Very afraid!
And so, for a long time, Li Wei and Eevee began a meaningless staring contest.
……
two thousand years later
Li Wei chose to give up.
He took a swimming ring from beside him, put it around Eevee’s neck, then struck a throwing pose and tossed both Eevee and the swimming ring into the deep water.
“Bu Yi!!!!!!!!! “
Meanwhile, Dragonair, who was enjoying a rare moment of leisure in his dragon life, was happily playing and swimming in the deep water, creating ‘huge waves’ wherever he went.
Seeing Eevee’s inability to be helped, Li Wei decided she should learn about the pain of this world.
After all.
If she survived in the deep water, wouldn’t she be able to swim properly in the shallow water?
Li Wei simply couldn’t understand why Eevee, who could evolve into Vaporeon, was so afraid of water.
Where did her comfort in the bath go??
Are swimming pools and bathtubs really that different?
Why isn’t she afraid of water when spraying it?
Li Wei didn’t understand.
Sighing, he stood up, stretched, turned to Mime Jr., and helped set up the barbecue grill.
Although it was a forced pool party, when it comes to pools and ‘summer,’ barbecue is definitely a must, right!
Li Wei and Mime Jr., who hadn’t had a lively festival in a long time, had perfectly synchronized thought processes at this moment.
No matter what they did! The sense of ceremony must be in place!
Fruit juice and ice, barbecue and seafood, Berries and Grand Dairies milk tablets~
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Today’s py: 《 The Holy Lord’s World Tour 》
Help, I’ve turned into the Holy Lord hanging on the wall in 《 Jackie Chan Adventures 》, and Uncle Jackie’s dad is about to kick down the door, what should I do?
Huh? You ask me how I turned into the Holy Lord?
That’s not important. The key is how, as a villain, I can survive?
Feel free to take the link for the author’s notes you like~
Timo’s Flop Diary
June 25th, Rainy
It rained drizzlingly all day, and Timo slept intermittently all day.
I went out a few times today.
The air smelled exceptionally good, the scent of leaves and grass in the bushes was particularly strong, very pleasant.
Of course, if the wind direction was wrong, the smell from the dog cage would waft over, which wasn’t so pleasant.
Today, I received hamburger food again, and there was Cola!!!!
Wahahaha!!!!
The moment I drank the Cola, I felt like the highlight of my life was right now.
Nice~~
Today is still a flop, and tomorrow I face judgment, it’s really too difficult.
Trembling, walking on thin ice.
Wuwuwuwuwuwu.
But overall, writing this Pokémon story, even though it’s a flop, I’m quite happy.
After all… those who read slice-of-life stories know, I’ve been doing Pokémon for a long time, wuwuwuwu.
Hehehe.
After the training, the heroine will probably appear. As usual, you know her last name by looking at it.
Single female lead, but there’s competition. Do you know what I mean? The losing dog is a losing dog from the start, with no future, unless thousands of people beg for Eevee to be gender-bent.
Alright, that’s all for today, hehe.
Today, Timo, the optimist who hasn’t felt much of a flop because he’s been sleeping the whole time, deshi.
