Chapter 56: Eevee’s Brain Is Full Of Grass
When Li Wei carried the hot pot back into the house, placed the large pot on the induction cooker, pressed the switch with a drip sound, and then went to the kitchen again to help Riolu use the small cart to bring various ingredients from the kitchen, the preparations were basically complete.
Morpeko happily sat on the small stool that Dragonair had just rushed down to buy for it, put on small gloves with Li Wei’s help, and stared at the hot pot that was gradually heating up and bubbling with stars in its eyes.
“Chirp!!”
【Li Wei, you really are so good at cooking!!】
In addition to the emotion, it seemed to recall something, shook its head, and sighed.
“Chirp~”
【If only Xiao Jiu had cooking skills like yours~】
As a Pokémon that always wants to eat, its requirements for eating had changed from initially just filling the stomach to now being persistent about taste.
Eating nuts every day can fill the stomach, but it really gets tiring, Morpeko said it really needs to eat more delicious things during main meals!! This way it can make up for its injured little heart.
“Huh? Doesn’t she often make things for you to eat?”
Anyway, it was boring, so Li Wei casually chatted with Morpeko.
“Chirp······”
【That’s really a long story······ Xiao Jiu follows recipes, but sometimes there are many sudden situations. For example, mixing up salt and sugar in the seasoning boxes, or shaking hands and adding too much seasoning, or clearly saying to buy cabbage but buying lettuce instead······】
“Ah this······”
“Chirp.”
【You wouldn’t think so, she looks like a very reliable person, but she’s muddled in life. We can’t waste food, and she doesn’t want to eat the ruined stuff······ So······】
As it spoke, Morpeko couldn’t help but cast a slightly despairing little glance toward the corner of the table.
Using rich expressions to tell the few people gathered around the table listening to its “story” that it had really given too much.
“Chirp.”
【She’s super bad, she never forces me to eat those things, she just locks up all the nuts I usually eat, then puts only those dark dishes next to me····· Wuu wuu wuu, when I’m starving, I can only eat those·····o(╥﹏╥)o Although they look okay, not enough to die or get sick, but when I eat them, my taste buds really suffer, chirp.】
Then it put on a whimpering look as if it was about to cry.
“Pfft.”
Although this matter sounded miserable for Morpeko, for some reason, Eevee and Li Wei’s first reaction was that they really wanted to laugh.
Morpeko’s usual personality is really too hyper, even during training classes, it was named a few times by Instructor Wang for making too much noise from getting high on nuts.
So a Pokémon that’s cheeky to the bone, Mo Jiu tripping it up on this kind of thing, Li Wei just felt “serves it right.”
Besides mocking, he really couldn’t think of any other way to comfort Morpeko.
Of course, he wasn’t some devil, at this moment he and Eevee upheld professional professionalism, joining Riolu’s comfort team.
(“(︿)
“It’s okay, this is all a sign of her love for you.”
Li Wei said to it seriously.
“Chirp!!”
【Li Wei, stop comforting me, Xiao Jiu just wants to mess with me, I know it! She just thinks I’m embarrassing her usually!╭(╯^╰)╮!!】
“How could that be, you just haven’t realized her good intentions as a trainer.”
“Chirp??”
“Xiao Ke, you’re a Dark-type Pokémon! Dark-type, like Ghost-type, is a more special attribute, so it must have special training methods!!! As a good citizen, Mo Jiu definitely can’t let you do bad deeds to train Dark attribute energy, so she can only stimulate your negative emotions through this to achieve the training effect.”
(ΩДΩ)???
The ones showing this expression were Eevee and Morpeko, these two Pokémon.
At this time, Eevee’s mind was full of grass.
‘What’s going on? Isn’t he just gloating? Is Li Wei saying those words seriously?’
This set of theory she was too familiar with, basically every time there was strange training, Li Wei could spout a whole set of reasoning like this to leave her speechless and even feeling ‘he’s right.’
‘Wait, could all this be a routine?’
With the gradual development and application of psychic power, Eevee’s brain was also developed.
In more fantastical terms, it’s “opening wisdom.”
Smart as she was, she began to notice some strange clues in Li Wei’s words.
But thinking again, Li Wei was like this with Magikarp and Riolu usually too······
Thinking this way, Eevee temporarily put aside the suspicious thoughts in her heart, and started thinking about how to seize the initiative and eat more meat when it was time to use the chopsticks.
But unlike Eevee’s soul-searching questions, what Morpeko thought was much simpler.
“Chirp?!!!”
【Really?! Wow!! I’m so happy, I always thought Xiao Jiu was deliberately bullying me! Wuu wuu wuu! I was wrong, I won’t randomly tell anyone about how she rolls off the bed to the ground while sleeping at midnight anymore wuu wuu!!】
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Li Wei felt that this Morpeko should just be sliced up and boiled in the pot······ And just at that moment, knock knock knock sounded at the door, the door wasn’t locked, and in came Mo Jiu.
At this time, her breathing was a bit rapid, she looked very anxious, holding a large paper bag in her hand, which seemed to contain quite a few tasty things.
“Sorry, delayed a bit, we made some lava chocolate cake today, I had Gothitelle package it up and bring it over for you.”
Saying this, Mo Jiu handed the food to Riolu who came to greet it at the door, then walked to the chair next to Morpeko and sat down.
Looking at Morpeko dancing excitedly on the table, Mo Jiu couldn’t help but take a deep breath, and quickly asked everyone, “Xiao Ke didn’t say any strange things to trouble you guys, right??”
Seeing Mo Jiu’s somewhat worried look and the eyes flashing with panicked emotions, Li Wei felt that for Morpeko’s life, for today’s hot pot base not to have strange side dishes, he chose to shake his head.
“No no, very well-behaved.”
“Oh?”
Hearing this answer, Mo Jiu was a little surprised, but after a brief surprise, it couldn’t help but let out a long sigh of relief.
“That’s good, that’s good.”
Using a very small voice, Mo Jiu said so.
“Perfect, the pot is boiling, let’s eat!”
This sentence was like a war horn, instantly Riolu, Eevee, Dragonair, Morpeko’s eyes lit up, they picked up tableware and launched an attack on the meat in the plates!
Hot pot is a war shrouded in smoke!
The meat thrown into the pot, no one knows whose mouth it will end up in, that’s the huge risk of eating hot pot.
To guard their own meat, these Pokémon all held their breath and stared intently, wishing they had a stopwatch counting down, and when the meat in the pot was cooked for over 20 seconds, they quickly fished it out to the plate, dipped it in sauce, and ate it.
The fiercest battlefield was the tomato pot.
Morpeko originally thought it could enjoy the meat in the spicy pot without worry, but it never expected its opponents to be Li Wei and Mo Jiu.
Watching these two using serving chopsticks, without any hesitation, picking the meat it threw into the pot, Morpeko’s heart felt like it was being twisted by a knife!
Forced by life, it could only shift its position and join the tomato pot war.
During breaks in eating, Li Wei still had to take care of Magikarp in the pool nearby.
【Li Wei, Li Wei! I want to eat too! Include me! Ah! So fragrant~ What is that, emitting such a wonderful aroma~ I want to eat too~ Oh~ And that lady I’ve never met~ Hello~ How’s the taste of this meal~ Isn’t it delicious~】
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To prevent this Magikarp from spouting more tiger-wolf words, Li Wei decided to stuff its mouth with food.
He fished out some shrimp paste, fish balls, beef rolls, and kelp from the tomato pot, with Eevee’s help wrapped each portion of food in water-made bubbles, and under psychic power control, the bubbles were steadily sent into the water.
Perfect size, Magikarp could swallow a bubble in one bite.
Swallowing the water and food together, Magikarp didn’t mind much, since that’s how it usually eats.
“Karoo!”
【Mm! Delicious! What’s this tasty thing!】
After swallowing one bite, Magikarp excitedly wagged its tail, looking at Li Wei with eager curiosity and asking nonstop.
And with the posture that if Li Wei didn’t answer, it would keep repeating like a broken record.
“It’s shrimp paste.”
“Karoo!”
【Oh! Like that! Shrimp! Fresh and tasty, good review!】
Fortunately, under Li Wei and Eevee’s frantic bulk feeding, Magikarp was dazzled by the large number of food-wrapped bubbles, and the temporarily food-obsessed it didn’t ask more “whys.”
Otherwise, Li Wei really wouldn’t know how to explain fish balls to it.
But thinking carefully, maybe explaining it would make Magikarp’s expression quite exciting?
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After deeply indulging in some imagination, Li Wei felt that this would probably just inspire another bout of Magikarp’s little essay-style inspirational emotion.
【Ah! This is the cruel nature! I must work hard to become stronger! Evolution is the only way out!】
Then, it would go crazy with “special training” in the pool.
Imagining the disastrous state of the house after past special training, Li Wei gave up this teasing imagination.
At that time, happiness would really disappear, leaving only full collapse.
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Today’s py: 《Pokémon Life》, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon fanfiction farming story. Pokémon to the core, life to the fullest,
Days here are nothing special, just without humans.
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Internal investment for new book, watch for ten minutes and invest directly for stable financial management.()
Link take as you wish（Author’s notes bb too much, will make up tomorrow\Previous chapter self-take also OK）
July 28
【July 27, 950+ votes, no extra chapter】
Shrug
This isn’t my fault.
Sigh
Let me tell you, people with low blood sugar and low blood pressure have a self-buff of AFK on rainy cloudy days.
Today I clearly just wanted to nap, then woke up, oh roar, 6 PM.
??????
I hadn’t even finished breakfast, and it was directly dinner time, I was dumbfounded.
orz
ε=(ο｀*))) Sigh
Have you all paid attention to that incident in Hangzhou recently.
The final result and steps are out.
When I saw it at midnight yesterday, my mind was full of ‘wow’ ‘holy crap’ I really am.. ..
Wow.
Speechless.
Born human, why…
Key point, you get it? Writers’ imagination.
I freaking exploded, exploded.
Really vivid imagery plus that person’s face and all the rendering, I freaking…
Sure enough, had a nightmare.
orz
Everyone, don’t go entertainment-over-death with stuff like ‘invite you to the septic tank’ ‘thanks for not dismembering me’ emotes and jokes.
Really not funny.
Really scary.
Not everything can be entertainment, don’t let capital make you dumb.
See that happy Eagle Country, basic IQ duped by media, a bunch of hicks.
（Not racial discrimination, don’t drag me into it）
ε=(ο｀*))) Sigh
When looking for a partner in the future, talk more heart-to-heart, argue less, communication is the only way to solve problems.
If communication doesn’t work, then communicate in bed, once not enough then twice, and so on.
Live well, be a good person.
Wuu wuu
Scared
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