Clearly I am the Trainer – Chapter 60

Chapter 60: Launch Speech

First, as always, here’s the list of key matters. If you don’t want to hear my nagging, just look at the five items below and wait for midnight 0:10 to arrive.

·Go on Sale with three chapters, one chapter ten thousand words

·Good results, extra chapter at night

·Easter Egg in the chapter, kids who know what it is can spoil it

·One chapter per day after going on sale, range see intro, specifics depend on mood

·Hand over your guaranteed monthly tickets, within 24h on the first day on sale, every 100 extra, I’ll add an extra chapter this week （ten thousand words）.

Although I said ‘you can skip it’, if you really don’t read my nagging below, I’ll be very hurt.

Alright, below is the proper go on sale speech()

【Catalog】

·Routine play the victim

·What I want to say

·Gratitude speech

——Routine play the victim

Actually this segment is quite unnecessary, because I just need to tell the truth and it’s already miserable enough.

Suddenly this inexplicable sense of desolation, what’s going on?

No idea.

This book, in various senses, has been quite difficult.

Results are not as good as the previous one but better than the next, purely living off past glory?

Chose the most subtle way, wrote a very subtle world, started the story from a subtle angle.

But I like it.

Actually there were （better） ways （to make） money.

Delusion, live streaming, anti-routine, etc., following trends to make money would make me much more comfortable.

But maybe this is the persistence of a （flop） writer.

Even now, I still want to write the story I like.

So, regret it? Definitely not.

I probably spent two weeks building up this mentality.

Nothing to fear anymore.

No need to talk here about how I code words every day, how much I put in.

Actually many times, seeing skyrocketing monthly tickets, seeing good reviews in the backstage, seeing someone say ‘relatable’ ‘really like it’, that sense of satisfaction is enough to offset the bitterness of the effort.

First subscription higher than Daily Life’s 660 is good enough, no special expectations.

Here I’ll say the same as in Daily Life.

Hope everyone supports genuine versions, subscribe on Qidian to read.

If you tell me, “I really like your book, but I’m student party/worker party, no money, so I went to read pirated version.”, wanting me to understand you, I definitely won’t.

Maybe this seems very inhumane, very excessive.

Maybe someone will say: “Hey! You dead flop, why are you so nosy! I tell other authors, they all understand me!”

But this matter is essentially the same as the example below, impossible to understand.

Dang Wu goes to Lin Jiang Xian’s fruit shop to buy watermelon.

Dang Wu: “Boss, give me a watermelon.”

Lin Jiang Xian: “Sure!” (￣▽￣)

Then at checkout after weighing, Dang Wu says this.

“Boss, I’m student party, no money, I’ll take the melon.”

OR

“Boss, I just started working, family can’t even afford food, I’ll take the melon.”

?????

Question: In this situation, what will Lin Jiang Xian do to Dang Wu?

Maybe someone will say, “Can writing novels be equated with selling melons?”

Why not?

Go to bookstore to buy books, also free ride without paying?

Except big chains like Xinhua Bookstore or friends’ stores with connections, squat in front of a stranger’s book stall, flip through the book in front of him and not buy, still ask boss to understand you, what do you think boss thinks?

Support genuine, pay to read, is the most basic respect for creators.

Become an excellent reader who supports genuine, is also a virtue to be proud of.

One book isn’t expensive, follow-up reading, even in Eagle Country a day is less than two bucks.

So the question comes again: two bucks, what can it do?

If with these two extra bucks you can eat delicacies, supplement basic protein and nutrition and support family, then forget everything I just said.

(ω)

Actually for these people, as long as you don’t comment here openly saying “Timo I’m going pirated!”, “On sale, cancel collection!” etc., you quietly leave, don’t take away a cloud, I definitely won’t chase you to scold.

《Virtue》

No no no.

What we want to say is those who not only free ride, no voting, no rewards, but only nitpick, complain, with an attitude of number one under heaven pointing fingers, rare species.

Every day open Writer’s Assistant and see quite a few such people.

Ah, speaking of which, if really nitpick, screenshot every thing, I could probably send a dozen lawyer letters, make a fuss of ‘cyberbullying warning’.

——Writer.

Many people think, writing books means deserve to be abused by readers.

This logic clearly has brain problems.

Consumer rights don’t work that way.

Can share likes and dislikes with friends, can diss, but in front of creator in comments spew nonsense or hide behind ‘internet’ fig leaf to show humanity’s worst evil, isn’t that messing up something?

Unclear how such people demand of themselves in real life.

Service industry, born to be scolded by customers?

Drivers, born to be haggled and abused by passengers?

Teachers, deserve to be beaten and insulted by students?

Sanitation workers, deserve to bend down pick up bottles you deliberately throw on ground?

Ha?

Still rule of law?

Born human, hurry up and die inside.

People live to die, why don’t such people hurry up?

*Above words have no incitement suspicion, if someone does improper act because of this sentence, suggest family self-reflect if this human’s thinking is normal, and suggest test family IQ, fear hereditary intellectual disability disease.

Saying this might still lack immersion, so continue selling melons.

Dang Wu comes to buy melon again.

Lin Jiang Xian: “Melons for sale, melons for sale, sweet as can be!”

Dang Wu: “Boss? Give me a piece to try.”

Lin Jiang Xian: “Sure!”

Saying that, Lin Jiang Xian picks up the big knife nearby, cuts a piece of watermelon fresh, picks the reddest piece and hands it to Dang Wu.

See Dang Wu quickly eat the whole piece of watermelon, then frown, face darken, put on arrogant domineering look.

“Heh ptui!”

Dang Wu viciously spits a glob right at Lin Jiang Xian’s feet.

“What kind of watermelon is this? How can anyone think this watermelon is sweet? Retards?”

At the same time Dang Wu looks at Li Jie and Lan Xingxing nearby who just tried the watermelon and are preparing to buy.

“No one really thinks the watermelon is sweet, right?”

“Anyone still hyping this watermelon as sweet? All paid shills, right?”

After saying that, seems not enough, grabs the loudspeaker Lin Jiang Xian usually uses to hawk, loudly shouts at passersby.

“This melon shop’s boss has bad character, melons are bad too, not sweet at all, only retards would buy.”

Alright.

Example ends here.

You think, how many seconds until the big knife by Lin Jiang Xian’s hand reaches Dang Wu’s brain?

Free ride taste melon is one thing.

Think it’s not sweet yourself, still want others to agree with you, echo that the melon isn’t sweet.

Not mentioning whether red melon is sweet or not, due to personal taste, everyone’s definition of sweet is different.

But, the ‘Dang Wu’ in the example surely can’t think through such things with his brain.

Then put on an all-knowing attitude, loudly hawk false info to everyone, this melon not sweet, this melon bad, attack melon buyers, even at the end hawk watermelon into bitter melon.

This is the free ride critic status quo.

If I had a knife handy, I’d really have star-exploded given up and slashed long ago.

🙂

*Thanks to Dang Wu and Lin Jiang Xian for the dedicated performance.

Comments ok, opinions ok, but hope everyone’s attitude is better.

Timo likes comments like:

Timo I think your Purity seems a bit bugged, because game and manga settings are all gifts from Purity Forest, your urban pm Purity setting seems a bit abrupt?

More aggressive comments:

Your Purity has bug. Game and manga say it’s gift from Purity Forest, how can you have it here?

Seeking scolding comments:

Author can you look up some data? Scribble nonsense, no Purity Forest where Purity come from? Retard author.

First kind I’ll carefully reply to you.

Problem-type messages, as long as I see in backstage, I’ll explain at length, if you re-read, you’ll see many of my replies in early chapters.

Second kind whatever tone you use I’ll use, but you didn’t abuse me I definitely won’t criticize you.

“You say no then no, pen to you, you write.”

As for third kind.

Heh, understand privileges?

First abuse you, then mute you, then delete your comment.

Heh.

Want to spray alone and leave feeling good?

Dreaming!

()

Wait, where’s the play the victim?

Seems unconsciously got fierce.

Ah ha! I’m super fierce!

（Though this sentence seems to have zero persuasive power to group friends.）

——What I want to say

Nothing much to say, just read.

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)

Ah, ok ok nicely nicely.

One chapter a day, occasionally extra.

But occasionally put a Gigantamax in one chapter.

August ah.

No more saving drafts.

Write how much post how much for you.

After all, finally on vacation, write more so you can read more in summer break right?

School starts soon, then maybe a week or month without touching mobile phone, too miserable.

At least, I write more, in game gaps, ranked gaps, can find more to read, kill some time right.

Hehe.

Put conscientious Timo in chapter comments, thanks.

Writing books, I write quite happily, basically good mood daily no writer’s block.

After all writing my conceived world, story I like, not much pressure.

Haha.

Flopping quite pleasantly too （whisper）

Just recently got tenosynovitis, very unadapted, now every coding session is ointment plus wrist brace etc., and basically can’t write one hour before need rest, quite uncomfortable.

Waist also very uncomfortable, yesterday just online shopped stuff, don’t know if can salvage my old waist after it arrives······

Sigh.

Want tickets, want good results.

What I want is actually quite simple.

Just want to give Mo Bao a birthday, want my conceived story to be liked by everyone.

That’s all.

When VIP chapters exceed 200k words can go on power ranking.

Wait, you won’t even give me 1000 average sub right?

This too cruel right?？？？？？

Me this little writer who loves updating, light novel category can count with fingers right?？？

Don’t pull others/neighbors whatever, then we can go on power ranking, I’ll see which neighbor’s neighbor you are.

Don’t fool me.

Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮

——Gratitude words

Speaking of thanks, this book has quite a few people to thank.

Thanks editor Xiao Yuan’s nurturing grace.

Thanks little kids in reader group for always supporting my book.

Special thanks to Tool Dragon here.

Daily helps me with knowledge, and catches bugs along the way.

Very hardworking.

Usually after update, within 30 minutes sends me all typos and screenshots some awkward phrases for me to fix.

This is really too thoughtful().

Actually this thing everyone says ‘find proofreader’ is fine.

But big shots I know say, find proofreader is giving your book ‘proofread txt’ pirated version.

┓(`)┏

Hard on Tool Dragon.

But oh, Dang Wu’s eunuch monopoly from now really collapsed.

He’s done.

Group inside tripod stance, Lin Jiang rises abruptly, tsk tsk tsk.

Feel establishing reader group, and early evolution to v group, is one of the few particularly wise things I did in Daily Life.

No haters, reader group environment very comfy, everyone gets along very happily.

Hehe.

Really like you readers like this.

Very proud.

But ah, excellent person like Timo, readers attracted must all be excellent right?

Oh, with me, then fine.

Mommy loves you.

wink.

Finally need to thank writer friends’ py, somewhat salvaged this dead flop of mine.

Below is long thanks list （notes order only, no priority）.

First thanks chapter push big shots.

Thanks 《Sequence Player》 Waves bro’s chapter push

Thanks 《Pet Global》 Wuti big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《All Attribute Martial Arts》 No Entering Jianghu big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《Otherworld Daoist》 Qingfeng Little Daoist Child big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《Great Dao Chronicles》 Dog big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《I’m Really Not Trying to Cause Trouble》 Left Hand who always says he’s flopping’s chapter push

Thanks 《My Life Simulator》 Principal’s chapter push

Thanks 《Spell Truth》 Prayer Miracle’s chapter push

Thanks 《From Audience Seats to Entertainment Circle》 Changsheng Wine big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《Pokémon Sect Leader》 Erquan ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《My Wife is Big Star》 Always envious of others’ corn’s chapter push

Thanks 《I Can See Luck Lines》 Qingkong · Schrödinger Gu’s chapter push

Thanks 《Pre-Qin Multiverse Empire》 Bear II big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《I Have a Myth Tree》 Nanzhan Terrace big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《Lord of Secret Witch》 Fat Fish’s chapter push

Thanks 《Blue Star Path》 Ting ge （big fog） / Tingting jie ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《You Practice Martial I Farm》 Rogue Giant ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《I Picked Up a Reborn Cat》 Nan Shan ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《Seeking Dao in Mortal World》 Harem King Ji Cha’s chapter push

Thanks 《Plainly Ordinary Senior Brother》 Melon Seed big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《You’re Strong But Mine Now》 Tingri Giant ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《Player Super Justice》 Buqi Shixian ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《I’m Really Intern Doctor》 An’an jie ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《Whole World Only I Don’t Know I’m Expert》 Old Magic Child Daddy’s chapter push

Thanks 《Myth Version Three Kingdoms》 Lily jie ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《Godly Tycoon from Real Name Auth》 Aowu ‘s chapter push

Thanks 《Extraordinary David》 Eat Melon Seed big shot’s chapter push

Thanks 《I Want to Become Anime Protagonist》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Pokémon Dragon Master》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《I Have Countless Energy Points》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《From Night of Clan Extermination》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Pokémon Spirit Guardian》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Pokémon Plane Chat Group》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《My Exclusive God-level Dungeon》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《We Wild Monsters Don’t Want to Die》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Holy Lord’s World Journey》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Tai Xu Dragon Transformation Chapter》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Beauty Comics Superman》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Pokémon Personality Master》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《I Have a Detective Shop》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Pokémon Crown Summon》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《From Pokémon Trainer Start》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Douluo Nuclear Explosion Douluo》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Cat on Pirate Whitebeard Ship》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《I’m Not Pokémon Side Character》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《I Can Break Dimensional Wall》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Earth Host》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《This Assassin Has Issues》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Pokémon Cunning Not Taught by Me》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks 《Trainer Hacked》 ‘s mutual py

Thanks all above big shots for not minding py trades, after all a flop, even after chapter pushes still no takeoff.

Sigh~

That’s it.

Final thanks segment also ended.

Wait for 0:10.

Emphasize again here, if really didn’t see my update then, you might get a notification document, and later update time after 9am when editor starts work.

Still sincerely hope you pray for me here.

Hope go on sale chapters ok.

My character you know.

This super low probability event·······

Hope this time artificial retard doesn’t sabotage me.

That’s it.

Unintentionally wrote long.

Not bad for me.

Go on sale speech longer than others （big fog）

Wahahaha, burp.

End.