Chapter 134: Animals Can Talk Too! Sense-eating Guest Scared Stupid!
Moo, moo!~
You Fu came close to Ma Xue’er, called out to her, and shook his head as he looked toward the Chen Clan, his meaning clear: asking her to follow.
Ma Xue’er looked at the cow, then smiled at Chen Yuan beside her and asked, “Old master, can I sit on this cow’s back?”
Hearing this, Chen Yuan could only say, “Miss, that depends on whether the cow is willing. We have no way to force him.”
Seeing herself refused, Ma Xue’er took out her mobile phone, opened Weixin, and started a video call. “I was invited here by your Chen Clan to have fun. This is a video with your Chen Clan’s Xiao Yu Za.”
As she spoke, the video call connected. On the other end was Xiao Yu. “Ma Xue’er, have you arrived? I’ll go out to meet you.”
“Xiao Yu, I just want to sit on your Chen Clan’s cow for a bit.” Ma Xue’er took the opportunity to state her request.
Just then, You Fu clearly heard Xiao Yu’s voice. He went straight forward and lay down in front of Ma Xue’er, clearly signaling for her to get on.
This stunned Ma Xue’er. Just from hearing Xiao Yu Za’s voice, this cow was suddenly trying to curry favor?
Did he have to be this realistic?
Still, this was good; only by getting onto the cow’s back would she have a chance to act.
After sitting on the cow’s back, she asked the Xiao Yu Za in the video, “Xiao Yu, should I go to the service center now?”
“Yes.” Xiao Yu’s voice came through. “You Fu, take her to the tourist service center. I’ll come right away.”
Once the call ended, You Fu stood up and led her into the Chen Clan.
At this moment, Ma Xue’er turned on video recording on her mobile phone and said with a bright smile, “I was invited by the Chen Clan to come here to have fun. I’ve finally arrived at the Chen Clan, and I’m now sitting on the Chen Clan’s guiding spirit cow.”
She was doing this deliberately, planning to later capture footage of herself falling from the cow’s back. Only that would be explosive.
Also, at the moment she fell, she would roll sideways to avoid being trampled by an agitated cow. She had learned dance before, so something like this was not difficult for her.
So, in her palm she was already secretly gripping a needle, then jabbed it into You Fu’s back.
This was no ordinary needle. An ordinary needle could not pierce a cowhide. She had specially prepared a piercing needle.
Moo, moo!~
The cow’s startled cry rang out.
In that instant, Ma Xue’er had already prepared to fall, her body even slightly lifting off the cow’s back, but then something awkward happened.
After being stabbed, the cow did not react violently. Instead, he stopped where he was.
Ma Xue’er froze.
This had deviated from her script.
Could it be that she had not stabbed hard enough? Otherwise, how could this cow not react?
Thinking that, she stabbed again, harder.
You Fu clearly felt the sharp pain and let out a pained moo.
He clearly understood that the person on his back was harming him. Instinctively, he raised a leg, wanting to throw her off, but then it seemed he remembered the conversation with his master just now.
Someone suspected he would hurt people…
So he slowly put his leg back down.
He could only helplessly moo for help at Chen Yuan beside him, that sound full of accusation.
“You Fu, what’s wrong?” Chen Yuan looked at him in confusion. He clearly sensed something was off. Why had he suddenly stopped and started calling, and why did his voice sound wrong?
But he could not understand what the cow was saying.
At this moment, Ma Xue’er was even more confused, and even a bit angry. She had stabbed so hard and still had not triggered a reaction. Just now, even her own hand had been pricked by the needle.
Seeing the cow’s leg lift, she had fully prepared to fall, but who knew that he would calm down again.
This infuriated her, and she viciously stabbed down even harder on You Fu’s back, this time without holding back at all.
Moo!
This time, You Fu’s cry became sharp and miserable. Instinctively, he looked to Chen Yuan for help again, but quickly realized this old man was useless, like a fool.
Fortunately, he then heard barking, and immediately looked toward the doggy in the distance, calling out for help.
Moo, moo!~
Moo, moo!~
But this time it was Ma Xue’er who was completely dumbfounded.
She could not believe there was still no violent reaction.
Was this cow’s temper really that good?
Then she saw a shocking scene. A group of the Chen Clan’s dogs were barking and running toward them.
She had studied the Chen Clan and knew that these dogs had originally been stray dogs, taken in by the Chen Clan. The little earth dog leading them ran up to the cow and barked at him.
The cow actually mooed back at him.
It was as if they were having a conversation.
Then, to her shock, the little earth dog led the other dogs to encircle the area around, and they all started barking at her.
The other dogs too bared their teeth at her.
She opened her mouth in disbelief, recalling the scene of the cow and the dog calling to each other just now.
Could it be that this cow had complained to the dog?
How could there be such a thing?
But she also noticed that these dogs did not dare attack her and only barked, which made her breathe a little easier.
And she seemed to have caught an opportunity for a viral video. She immediately pointed her phone at those dogs and, pretending to be scared, cried out, “Ah… so many dogs. The Chen Clan’s dogs have gone crazy. I criticized the Chen Clan’s cow for being dangerous before, and I didn’t expect their dogs to be dangerous too. They were originally stray dogs, so it’s normal if they go crazy and bite people, and the Chen Clan actually allows them to run rampant among tourists…”
A panicked expression on her face, but inwardly she was delighted.
The cow plan had failed, but now these dogs had delivered themselves to her.
She was sure to milk this wave of popularity.
The tourists around naturally saw what was happening here, and one by one took out their phones to record. Ma Xue’er took note of this scene.
Very good. With so many tourists filming, once the videos were uploaded to Douyin, they could serve as a perfect boost to her traffic.
But just then, her expression changed as she suddenly saw several Police Uncles walking over.
Since when did the Chen Clan have police stationed here?
With a guilty conscience, Ma Xue’er pretended to wave her hand to drive away the dogs, and casually flung the piercing needle from her hand far away as if nothing had happened.
It was so fine that once it hit the ground, it was almost impossible to spot.
She relaxed.
After all, the cow could not file a complaint and could not speak human language. Even if these dogs had surrounded her because they had heard the cow’s complaint, it would still be useless.
They were animals. No one could understand what they said.
Besides, the needle was gone. No one would find it. Who would even think of that?
So she believed these police were actually here to protect her and would drive the dogs away.
If the dogs did not behave, the Police Uncles had weapons in their hands.
Soon, Huang Xin arrived with his people. He had not expected something to happen on their first day on duty here.
When he came closer and saw the dogs encircling and barking, his brow furrowed.
He already knew very well about the Chen Clan’s situation. He knew this cow and these dogs were animal internet celebrities of the Chen Clan and also very important tourism resources.
Given the situation, this pack of dogs encircling the cow and barking like this was abnormal.
With his professional sensitivity, he immediately noticed that the dogs were targeting the woman on the cow’s back. Something had definitely happened.
Seeing them arrive, Ma Xue’er immediately shouted, “Comrade police, these Chen Clan dogs have gone crazy. Quickly catch them. Keeping such crazy dogs among tourists is too dangerous.”
Huang Xin frowned and ignored the woman. If the dogs had gone crazy, they would not only bark at one person; they would have already pounced on the surrounding tourists.
They were targeting her alone. When a perfectly fine person is singled out by a group of dogs, one has to wonder if that person has been behaving like a dog.
So he instructed the other police officers to secure the scene, then took out his phone and called the Chen Family Head.
He still remembered the instructions from the county: if anything strange happened, call the Chen Family Head first to discuss.
Especially Director Chen from the culture and tourism department, who had nagged him several times about it, as if afraid he would forget.
Once the call connected, he said, “Patriarch Chen, there’s a situation at the Chen Clan Main Entrance. A female tourist is trapped on the cow’s back, and the dogs are surrounding her and barking.”
“Captain Huang, I’ll come over right away.” After receiving Captain Huang’s call, Chen Han had a rough guess.
It should be that news-leeching guest. He had not expected the person to arrive so early and already start making trouble.
Did she have to act so urgently?
He just did not know yet what exactly she had done.
After hanging up, he hurried toward the Chen Clan Main Entrance, and at the same time sent a message to Wu Ying, who had returned to the tourist service center.
By the time he reached the Chen Clan Main Entrance, Reporter Wu had already come out from another side. Seeing him, she jogged over. “Patriarch Chen.”
Chen Han nodded and walked out of the Chen Clan Main Entrance. As soon as he reached the scene, he heard his junior sister’s voice. “Ma Xue’er, this must be a misunderstanding. You Cai and the others are all very well-behaved. Something must have happened.”
Ma Xue’er’s sharp denunciation came, “Xiao Yu, I trusted your Chen Clan, that’s why I accepted your invitation to come. Now it seems your Chen Clan has many problems. It’s not just the cow. The dogs are a big problem too. Your Chen Clan really doesn’t care about the safety of tourists.”
She of course knew it was a misunderstanding, since she was the one framing these dogs.
With the popularity almost in her hands now, no matter what the other side said, she just had to stand on the moral high ground and condemn them.
Xiao Yu grew anxious and was about to explain again, when someone patted her shoulder and she heard her senior brother’s voice. “Junior sister, step back for now.”
Seeing the apologetic look in his junior sister’s eyes, Chen Han feared she still had not realized that this situation was all Ma Xue’er’s doing.
“Senior brother!” Seeing him arrive, Xiao Yu nodded and quietly retreated behind him.
Huang Xin stepped forward as well and said, “Patriarch Chen, I was patrolling with my men over at the market when I noticed commotion here and came over. I saw the dogs barking at this female tourist and thought it was abnormal, so I called you.”
Seeing Chen Han arrive, You Fu acted as if he now had support. He let out a wronged moo toward him.
Chen Han’s expression instantly darkened as he looked at Ma Xue’er on the cow’s back. “You Fu, throw this bitch off.”
Hearing him, You Fu almost did not hesitate. He pushed off with his legs and raised his body, and the unprepared Ma Xue’er was directly thrown off the cow’s back.
“Ow!” A cry of pain burst from her lips as she crashed heavily to the ground.
This scene made the surrounding tourists widen their eyes. The cow was so obedient and his movement so decisive.
Then everyone saw that once the woman hit the ground, the dogs went over and circled around her.
At this point, anyone who was not completely stupid could see that the dogs were targeting this woman.
Ma Xue’er was stunned from the fall. After a moment she came to her senses, and seeing the snarling dogs closing in around her, she panicked and hurriedly shouted to the Chen Family Head, “Patriarch Chen, your dogs have gone crazy. Tell them to go away. And your cow actually hurt someone. I’m going to report you.”
Moo, moo!~
Now that he had backing, You Fu rushed up to her and mooed angrily.
He was like a wronged child whose complaints would not stop. “Moo, moo!~ Moo, moo!~ Moo, moo!~ Moo, moo!~”
Because his mouth was so close to Ma Xue’er, his saliva sprayed directly onto her face in large amounts.
So wet.
Ma Xue’er was stunned. Her ears were filled with the echoing moos.
She felt like this cow was cursing her out.
The surrounding tourists could all sense that the cow was spewing colorful language.
Only Chen Han truly understood how foully You Fu was swearing.
He walked up to You Fu and checked his back, clearly seeing a bleeding spot with a puncture hole, and two smaller holes beside it, one of which was also oozing blood.
His face turned completely gloomy.
Such a wound was not something an insect could have caused. Everyone knew how thick a cow’s hide was. This was obviously from a needle. Even an ordinary needle could not pierce cowhide.
You needed a special needle.
He had anticipated the methods that news-leeching guest might use, but in a law-based society he had mostly assumed she would use internet tactics. He had never imagined she would have no humanity at all and not realize this could infuriate a cow, leading to a terrifying impact if it charged.
She really was a demonic cult rogue. The game system had not wronged her at all.
Fortunately, You Fu had become sentient.
Moo, moo!~
You Fu tilted his head and rubbed against Chen Han’s shoulder in grievance.
“I’ll help you get justice.” Chen Han stroked his head to comfort him, then turned to Huang Xin and said, “Captain Huang, You Fu says this woman stabbed him with a needle. His back is bleeding. She is an internet celebrity blogger who previously gained popularity by attacking our cow for not being leashed. Now she clearly tried to deliberately cause a cow incident to create news and profit from the hype.”
He did not hold back and directly exposed Ma Xue’er’s motives.
Ma Xue’er’s eyes flew wide in shock. She could not believe how he knew it was a needle.
And he said the cow had told him?
How was that possible?
How could a cow tell him? It could not talk.
The surrounding tourists also looked incredulous. What had the Chen Family Head just said? That the cow had just told him this woman had stabbed him with a needle?
My god.
They had done their homework and knew the Chen Family Head’s beast taming technique was impressive, but no one had said he was so good he could talk with a cow and understand him.
A cow understanding him and him understanding the cow were two completely different concepts.
Huang Xin felt the impact as well, but he immediately went to You Fu’s side and examined him. The obvious bloodstain was clearly visible. “Judging from the wound, it should be a needle. To pierce cowhide like this, it must be a special tool. This was premeditated.”
Hearing this, Wu Ying stepped forward as well, saw the wound, and recorded it on her phone.
“This lady…” Huang Xin frowned as he looked at Ma Xue’er.
Wu Ying promptly introduced herself. “Officer, I am Reporter Wu Ying from Provincial Xin City News. As far as I know, deliberately injuring large animals in a public place in order to trigger them into a violent reaction can be punished under the crime of endangering public safety, with about three to ten years.”
“If it is done for personal gain, deliberately creating behavior that endangers public safety, then the punishment will be more severe, for example in order to manufacture online hype that causes harm.”
As she spoke, she gave Ma Xue’er a contemptuous look. When Patriarch Chen had called her over, she had expected a difficult opponent; it turned out to be a legal illiterate.
Once her report came out, it might not stop at a heavier sentence. The higher-ups had long wanted to crack down on internet celebrity chaos. This one might become a negative example, and then she would be truly unlucky.
Huang Xin, hearing this, did not hesitate. He took out the silver handcuffs and directly cuffed Ma Xue’er. For behavior endangering public safety, he could put the cuffs on himself.
Crucially, it was his first day at the Chen Clan and he wanted to seize this opportunity. Since someone had come looking for trouble, he would not let it slide. He would certainly be firm in his report.
Ma Xue’er was completely stunned. Especially after being cuffed, she had no idea how this had escalated to three to ten years, and worse, with possible aggravation.
Terrified, she immediately shouted, “I’ve been wronged, I’ve been wronged. What evidence do you have that I stabbed him? I don’t even have the weapon!”
This thought calmed her a little. She had thrown the needle so far away. Such a fine needle, as long as she dragged things out and left this spot, they would never find it.
Woof, woof, woof!~
Just then, You Cai suddenly barked at Chen Han.
Chen Han smiled. “You Cai, you know where the weapon that hurt You Fu is, don’t you?”
His sudden words made Ma Xue’er’s eyes go wide. N-no way… Then she watched in panic as the little earth dog ran toward the place where she had thrown the piercing needle.
(The chapter ends.)
