Chapter 33: Spirit Beast: Mysterious Frost Lion Head Goose. This Works Too?
Although Chen Han knew this magical artifact and so on was part of the game plot, those words “scumbag, die, die, die” still made his back go cold.
Hundred Flowers Palace Fairy, are you really that ruthless to your own dual cultivation partner?
He had to explain everything clearly to her tomorrow.
He walked to a drawer, opened it, and saw painkillers inside, with the medical report pressed underneath.
…
Time passed.
The next day, Chen Han still woke up to the alarm clock. After a quick wash, he went to the special spiritual aperture to wait.
When the spiritual energy rinse was triggered, he immediately ran the 《Nine Heavens Profound Scripture Basic Qi Cultivation Method》, doing his best to guide and absorb the spiritual energy gushing out of the special spiritual aperture. Through his senses, he could clearly feel the spiritual energy being drawn into his body.
It was just a pity that since all his true qi was being consumed to treat the cancer, it could not be guided into the dantian to build an internal true qi cycle. The absorption speed was limited. Most of the spiritual energy, once it burst out, dispersed in all directions.
Truly a pity.
However, thinking that his lung cancer could be treated was already extremely fortunate. One should not be too greedy.
After he refined all the spiritual energy he had absorbed today, he immediately looked at his lifespan data: lifespan: 62 days 5 hours.
The lifespan gained today had become 14 days, even more than what he gained yesterday.
From having only 26 days to live to already having 2 months of lifespan, everything was developing in a good direction.
Chen Han rose from his seated posture in high spirits and walked toward the Chen Clan. When he went to Uncle’s courtyard, Uncle had already made congee.
After sitting down and eating the congee, Uncle went out on some business. He also took out a piece of dog demon meat and began handling it, preparing medicinal cuisine.
Another courtyard.
Xiao Mi had already gotten up early and was eating the breakfast Xiao Yu had brought.
She was a little surprised that she had not suffered insomnia last night and had slept very comfortably.
It seemed the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea Xiao Yu had given her really had an effect on treating insomnia.
“Xiao Mi Jie, are you done eating? Today I will take you around the Chen Clan for a walk,” Xiao Yu came in at this moment, smiling as she greeted her.
Seeing her, Xiao Mi probed and asked, “Xiao Yu, where does your senior brother usually live? Can you take me there? About adding WeChat yesterday, my attitude was bad. I will go apologize to him.”
In fact, she just wanted to see the courtyard where he had once said he would plant full of orchids for her.
Xiao Yu took her words seriously and her face filled with joy. “Xiao Mi Jie, I knew you were the best. Senior brother will not mind either. Let’s go, I will introduce you to him.”
She was very happy, leading Xiao Mi out while secretly sending her senior brother a message: “I am bringing Xiao Mi Jie to your place. Senior brother, seize the chance to add Weixin. Xiao Mi Jie realized her attitude was bad yesterday. I told her she lost control because she talked about that scumbag.”
In the kitchen, Chen Han had just lit the fire and was squatting to simmer the dog demon meat when he received his junior sister’s message.
He was absolutely sure he did not believe that Xiao Mi knew she was wrong. She was clearly coming for him. He hurriedly rushed back to his own courtyard.
Shortly after he arrived at his courtyard, he heard his junior sister’s voice: “Xiao Mi Jie, right here.”
The next moment, his junior sister and Xiao Mi walked into the courtyard.
As soon as they stepped in, they both froze, drawn in unison by the orchids filling the courtyard.
The breathtaking sight made it impossible for them to look away.
Xiao Mi stared at those orchids, even a little dazed, and remembered what he had said. He had really planted the entire courtyard full of orchids.
But why?
He had left without saying goodbye and had blocked her, yet he still came to plant this entire courtyard of orchids?
Chen Han had been watching Xiao Mi’s expression. Seeing her like this, he knew it was working. Next, he just needed to come clean with her, but before that he had to send his junior sister away.
Seeing the courtyard full of orchids, Xiao Yu’s face also showed happiness because she thought of what Uncle had said. Excited, she said, “Senior brother, these orchids are so beautiful. Thank you. I love them so much.”
“???” Chen Han’s eyes widened at once as he looked at her.
What was his junior sister saying?
What did this have to do with her?
Was this not messing things up at the critical moment?
Sure enough, when he looked at Xiao Mi, he saw her expression instantly turn dark. She stared at him fiercely, her gaze seeming ready to kill.
【Crisis prompt: the Hundred Flowers Palace Fairy seems to have misunderstood that you abandoned her for a new love. Her killing intent is no longer under control, and the surrounding air suddenly turns ice cold…】
No, this was such a false accusation.
Chen Han was starting to understand Dou E now.
These orchids were planted specifically for Xiao Mi to see. How did his junior sister end up liking them too?
He looked at his junior sister resentfully, but then noticed her mobile phone ringtone ringing.
After answering a call, she said, “Senior brother, there is something going on with the tourists. I need to go over. Please host Xiao Mi Jie for me.”
With that, she hurriedly left.
Chen Han was dumbfounded. His junior sister patted her backside and left, dumping the mess on him.
In an instant, there were only the two of them left in the entire courtyard.
“Is there anything you want to say?” Xiao Mi looked at him calmly.
What could Chen Han say now? He simply started coughing, acting as if he was about to cough to death. His performance was so dramatic that he could barely stand and had to hold on to the table.
“What is wrong with you?” Xiao Mi naturally saw something was off. A trace of concern actually appeared on her pretty face.
Chen Han did not answer. Instead, he took out a folded medical report from his person and handed it to her. “I know I wronged you. Let me first say I am sorry. Everything you want to know is in there.”
After speaking, he pretended to be weak and walked toward the courtyard gate.
This was the most straightforward method he had come up with after much thought. Nothing was more convincing than slapping her with the medical report, and the date on it was from before he had quietly left.
After leaving the courtyard, he glanced at Xiao Mi from the corner of his eye, then quickly sped up his steps and left.
Even though there had been that accident with his junior sister, the result should be about the same.
Xiao Mi did not understand what trick he was playing. With a dark expression, she opened the medical report. When she saw the contents, her eyes clearly widened, her face full of disbelief.
His frail appearance from just now also surfaced instantly in her mind.
…
Chen Han left the Chen Clan directly, planning to sit for a while at the pavilion by the Three Old Elm Trees. With the effect of the special spiritual aperture, it was very comfortable to rest there.
Only when nearly two hours had passed and it was time to change the water for the dog demon medicinal cuisine did he leave the pavilion and plan to return to Uncle’s courtyard to add water.
He wondered whether Xiao Mi, after seeing the medical report, would still hate him.
Before he even entered the Chen Clan, Chen Han heard barking. Looking over, he saw three stray dogs playing and roughhousing.
But as soon as he glanced at them, a game task prompt appeared:
【After the suppression by the dog demon king during the last advance, unifying the two dog demon factions, you felt a crisis. Today, you have indeed discovered dog demons spying around the family territory. Please make preparations for a dog demon attack on the family!】
Chen Han did not think about defense. What he thought about was how to take the initiative to attack.
After all, he needed dog demon meat drops.
They would have to send clan experts to attack these dog demons and see whether the system would acknowledge it.
Thinking this, he took out his mobile phone and filmed the stray dogs. “Dog demons have begun spying around the family. I must gather clan experts and launch an operation against these dog demons.”
With no new footage to shoot, he could only maintain things with dog demon videos.
“Xiao Han, so early?” An old man was herding a few geese toward the Chen Clan, and he greeted him.
“Sixth Uncle, morning!” Chen Han replied politely at once. Although he was the patriarch, this was modern society, and respecting the elderly and caring for the young should still be encouraged.
Those geese were honking, their calls rough and loud.
Elderly people staying behind in the countryside preferred to raise geese because geese could guard the house and yard. They were highly vigilant with keen hearing. When they encountered strangers or unusual sounds, they would honk loudly. Crucially, they had an innate wildness and ferocity and would even rush up to bite, offering some protection for the elderly.
Anyone in the countryside who had been bitten by a goose knew it hurt like hell.
Besides, geese were easy to raise and laid eggs, and goose eggs were nutritious.
These geese being driven back early in the morning were obviously escapees who had taken advantage of their owner feeding them to break out.
Geese had a love of jailbreak, liking to escape cramped spaces and explore new environments.
Woof, woof, woof!
Suddenly, the three stray dogs ran over and started barking at the geese.
Clearly, the three stray dogs had been attracted by the geese’s calls.
This was instinctive behavior. Dogs liked chasing games, especially chasing obvious animals that made a lot of noise and moved slowly.
Geese fit that perfectly.
Then something that amazed Chen Han happened, and he instinctively pointed his mobile phone lens over.
Faced with the barking of the three stray dogs, Sixth Uncle’s geese actually spread their wings and rushed at them, flapping and attacking, crazily pecking the three stray dogs.
He suddenly remembered that geese and dogs were two of the “three tyrants” of the countryside. In the countryside, you could often see them fighting.
Geese possessed inherent ferocity and wildness. When provoked and triggered into a stress response, they dared to bite even two-legged beasts, let alone a few skinny stray dogs.
With superior numbers on their side, the three stray dogs were soon yelping miserably from the bites.
It was then that an unbelievable game prompt appeared for Chen Han:
【The dog demons spying on the family territory accidentally ran into the family’s spirit beast elder. Several mysterious frost lion head geese, long cultivated by the spirit beast elder, underwent a mutation and became incomparably ferocious.】
Chen Han only wanted to say one thing now: holy crap, this works too?
He now had shooting material, so he quickly spoke to the Spirit Shadow Mirror: “The dog demons spying on the family ran into the Chen Clan’s spirit beast elder.”
He gave Sixth Uncle a close-up shot.
Then he turned the lens toward the fighting geese and dogs. “The elder dispatched the mysterious frost lion head geese spirit beasts he cultivated to besiege the spying dog demons. The situation is intense.”
It was indeed intense. The three stray dogs were being surrounded and pecked, howling nonstop. Served them right for liking to provoke.
In no time, the three stray dogs were yelping as they ran into the distance, and the geese still refused to let them go and chased after them.
Geese had strong retaliatory instincts.
Sixth Uncle panicked and hurriedly chased after the geese.
However, the stray dogs were too fast. The geese eventually gave up when they could not catch them and were driven back by Sixth Uncle.
Chen Han looked in surprise at the bloody piece of meat floating in front of him. It was a severed dog demon leg. He quickly went over and stored the leg in the warehouse.
This really worked.
He stared at Sixth Uncle’s geese, his eyes shining.
The game task prompt sounded again:
【Spirit beast cultivation task: the mysterious frost spirit geese cultivated by the family’s spirit beast elder have provided you with a method to increase the family’s strength and resist the dog demon tribe. You decide to spend the family’s accumulated spirit stones to acquire mysterious frost lion head geese from spirit beast breeding families, and hand them over to the spirit beast elder to raise and cultivate!
Please promptly purchase 100 mysterious frost spirit geese from the spirit beast breeding families and persuade the spirit beast elder to raise and cultivate these mysterious frost spirit geese to resist the dog demon tribe!】
Chen Han smiled.
Do it. This had to be done.
He decided to immediately have Uncle take the family’s accumulated spirit stones to acquire mysterious frost lion head geese from those families that bred spirit beasts.
This task was easy, and he could effortlessly obtain the reward.
Moreover, he thought of something else. This time, several geese had the upper hand and crushed the three stray dogs. If the two sides were evenly matched, besides dog demon meat, would mysterious frost lion head goose meat also drop?
Worth a try.
But first, he would go add water to the medicinal cuisine. Just as he reached Uncle’s courtyard, he saw Xiao Mi coming out of his courtyard.
She had not left yet?
When Xiao Mi saw him, her eyes were red. She walked up to him, and as she looked at him, tears could not help but spill from her reddened eyes.
Seeing this, Chen Han instinctively raised his hand to wipe away her tears.
“I hate you!” Xiao Mi glared at him and said three words angrily.
“???” Chen Han was speechless. He had already shown her the medical report, so how could she still hate him?
This was not how he had planned it.
The next moment, he felt Xiao Mi throw herself into his arms and say fiercely, “Why did you not tell me? Why did you make me hate you?”
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