Chapter 50: One Line About Stewing Goose In An Iron Pot, Chased By Geese For Ten Kilometers!
Chen Han thought for a moment and temporarily set aside the matter of the Demonic Cult rogues. After all, it was late at night, and there was nothing he could do.
He immediately looked toward the sect residence.
Right now, upgrading was the most important thing.
【The sect residence has met the conditions for an upgrade. Upgrade now?】
That did not even require a choice. Of course he would.
Right after, two game prompts sounded at once:
【Congratulations, the sect residence has been successfully upgraded. You have received: Special effect: sturdiness +Daoist sect housing special effect: warm in winter and cool in summer +】
【Congratulations, sect residence special effect modification in progress…】
In the next moment, just like with previous upgrades, a surge of White Light appeared in his room, then spread outward in all directions, shooting into the sky.
He went to the window and looked out. The entire Chen Clan Ancient Architectural Complex was once again shrouded in White Light. It illuminated the whole complex so brightly that he could clearly see figures moving about within the Chen Clan in the near distance, as if it were daytime.
Unfortunately, no one else could see the glow of the game system. Otherwise, the people of the Chen Clan and Shangyuan Village would all be shocked and rushing out to watch.
He even took out his mobile phone and filmed a video, but it only showed an ordinary dark night.
In this round of modification, the light at the Tourist Service Center location shone even brighter, with faint runes seemingly flowing there.
Previously, a special Daoist sect place had appeared: quiet heart +Because he needed to keep that 《Ancient Quiet Heart Art》 as a part of the foundation, to show others and reasonably prove that the Chen Clan truly had a Qi Manipulation Formation underground, he was still studying the scripture notation.
He had not expected that now there was also a Daoist sect housing special effect. The runes were surging around the housing area, clearly specially modified.
Before, he had worried that although the guest rooms could receive about three hundred people, only a bit more than twenty had air conditioners installed. If there were many tourists, installing more air conditioners would be a huge expense.
Now with this warm in winter and cool in summer +2 attribute, could they skip the air conditioners altogether?
He just did not know whether this Daoist sect housing special effect would have limitations like the Daoist sect place special effect.
For example, quiet heart +2 required sitting in meditation within the Chen Clan, calming one’s own magnetic field, and reciting or listening to the 《Ancient Quiet Heart Art》 for it to take effect.
But he would only know after the sect residence modification was completed.
Then there was sturdiness +2, which was impressive.
He knew that the fence wall his uncle and the others had built, once it had the sturdiness +2 attribute, was so tough that even with a cleaver he could barely leave a mark.
For now, he could only wait patiently for the sect residence modification to finish.
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The next day, when Chen Han got up, he checked his Douyin data and was surprised to find that the Chen Family Head’s followers had actually exceeded 3,200, and likes had passed 35,000 overnight.
It was much more popular than the previous video.
Naturally, reputation also increased by 608, reaching （608/????）.
It was a pity that this time there was no comment from Professor Wu about believing in science in the comment section.
He had even put “believe in science” out there as bait in the title.
It really was a bit of a pity.
After a quick wash, he left the attic, planning to head to the Special Spiritual Aperture, but as soon as he entered the courtyard, a gentle breeze blew, and he caught a clear fragrance at the tip of his nose, elegant and subtle, intoxicating.
This made him pause. He glanced at the orchids, then realized this was the Spirit Plant Dew special effect charming flower fragrance +2 starting to take effect.
After all, even if orchids had fragrance, under normal circumstances you had to be quite close to smell it; it would not drift to the nose on a single gentle breeze.
It seemed the Chen Clan’s plan to plant flowers for the Five Offerings could begin. The effect of the Hundred Flowers Palace Spirit Jade had to be put to use.
Arriving again at the Special Spiritual Aperture, Chen Han sat cross-legged to wait for the Spiritual Energy Rinse. With the first rays of morning sun, he began running the 《Nine Heavens Profound Scripture Basic Qi Cultivation Method》.
When the cultivation ended, he clearly felt that his physical condition had improved again.
He got up and checked his lifespan status: 4 months 14 days.
Although such a lifespan still passed like a white horse glimpsed through a crack in time, Chen Han no longer felt as if a sharp sword was hanging over his head.
Leaving the pavilion, he returned to his uncle’s courtyard, and saw three bare-chested middle-aged men running toward him.
They were none other than his uncle, Uncle Dagou, and Uncle Shuisheng.
The key point was that the three of them even had bandages wrapped around their bodies, looking quite serious about it.
Clearly, they were taking martial arts training to heart.
This was good; the Dog Demon Meat medicinal cuisine would not be wasted.
More importantly, his uncle was running at the front holding a selfie stick with a mobile phone mounted on it. They were obviously filming a video.
“Xiao Han, the congee is already cooked. Go help yourself. I am taking these two to train,” Chen Lin greeted his nephew with a smile. Noticing his nephew’s gaze on the selfie stick, he added, smiling, “This selfie stick was given by Xiao Mi. She suggested we also film some videos and make a series similar to those Wudang Daoist priests. She also said she and Xiao Yu are preparing an activity here at the Chen Clan that will attract many people.”
As he spoke, he could not help adding with emotion, “Xiao Yu is really lucky to have a warm-hearted friend like Xiao Mi.”
When Chen Han heard this, he instinctively realized that Xiao Mi and his junior sister were secretly planning something.
And they were actually keeping it from him.
After his uncle and the others started running again, Chen Han returned to his uncle’s courtyard. Now was not the time to dig into what little secret Xiao Mi and his junior sister had. Today there were two preorders for Dog Demon Meat medicinal cuisine; including his own portion, he needed to prepare three stew pots.
Sister Xiao Yu had already prepared the stew pots last night, so he just had to handle the medicinal cuisine itself.
Even though his body had improved a lot, dealing with enough Dog Demon Meat for three portions of medicinal cuisine still left him slightly out of breath, but at least he was no longer as weak as before, when processing one portion felt like losing half his life.
After handling the three portions and setting them on the fire to stew, he headed to the Spirit Beast Hall, intending to continue leading the Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese into battle.
With the melodious flute sounding, Chen Han led a flock of geese through the Chen Clan, naturally drawing the attention of the Chen Clan Members. By now, everyone knew this young patriarch had this astonishing ability.
In this short video era, everyone browsed Douyin and had seen his videos, so when they heard the flute sound, they all came out to watch.
This naturally included the siblings Chu Hao and Chu Ling.
After a simple breakfast, the two had planned to tour the Chen Clan Ancient Architecture with a waitress acting as tour guide, but instead saw the Chen Family Head leading those Lion Head Geese out to battle again.
He was serious about it, so they prayed for those stray dogs.
After Chen Han led the family’s Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese out of the Chen Clan, they had only gone a few steps when he heard barking. He looked over and saw a surprising scene.
His junior sister was actually there with two waitresses, pouring leftover food for the stray dogs.
The stray dogs were happily devouring the food. That white-furred doggy in particular was circling his junior sister in a very affectionate way, begging for food. It was such a harmonious scene, a kind-hearted girl.
Wait, no.
He suddenly realized there was a problem.
Was his junior sister a traitor?
She was supplying the enemy, colluding with the Dog Demon Tribe.
A game system prompt appeared:
【Your junior sister has thought of a method to make the Dog Demons lower their guard. She has discovered that these Dog Demons seem very interested in the family’s discarded spirit dregs and leftover spirit soup, so she has decided to use this to attract the Dog Demon Tribe and make them relax their vigilance, giving you a better chance to attack!】
Junior sister, your senior brother has wronged you.
Chen Han felt this could be used as material, so he took out his mobile phone and pointed it at her. “Because the Dog Demon King escaped last time, during the family discussion my junior sister suggested using discarded spirit dregs and leftover spirit soup to attract the Dog Demon Tribe, making them lower their guard so we can launch a surprise attack. Junior sister, what a vicious plan.”
“???” Xiao Yu clearly heard her senior brother’s voice, and immediately stared wide-eyed at him.
What the heck?
She walked toward him with a resentful look.
Chu Hao and Chu Ling followed over and heard this too, and felt this Chen Family Head was utterly shameless.
Chu Ling even spoke up, “Sister Xiao Yu is clearly so kind. He is the one bullying those dogs.”
Chen Han also saw the siblings.
The Demonic Cult rogues had appeared, had they not? Why not charge at them?
He hurriedly handed the mobile phone to Xiao Yu, letting her act as the camerawoman, while he picked up the Beast Taming Flute and began to play the musical notes for formation.
Still, even if he wanted to charge, he had to control himself. After all, they had infiltrated as tourists. No one else knew their identities as members of the Demonic Cult. Truly despicable Demonic Cult rogues, forcing him to hold back and preventing him from going all out.
Moments later, the Lion Head Geese stood arranged in an Eight Trigrams pattern. Formation complete.
This sight, once again, shocked Chu Hao and Chu Ling.
Chu Ling could not help saying, “Bro, these Lion Head Geese are so smart. Do you think, with them being so smart, iron pot stewed big goose would taste even better?”
Chu Hao had just opened his mouth to reply when he suddenly sensed something wrong. The Lion Head Geese were all staring straight at them, poised to charge.
What was going on?
The atmosphere felt off.
Chen Han, however, smiled. Was this not the perfect excuse to let the Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese charge?
They want to eat me. Is there any reason not to charge?
Chu Ling also realized something was wrong. Being stared at by so many Lion Head Geese made her panic, and she hid behind her brother. “Bro, I was just talking. They did not actually understand me, right?”
“That is impossi—holy crap…” Before Chu Hao could finish, the flock of Lion Head Geese lunged toward him and his sister. Thinking of their combat strength, he was so startled that he immediately abandoned his sister and ran.
It was her foul mouth that caused this.
Chu Ling froze when she saw her brother running off alone. “Bro, you are so awful!”
Xiao Yu held the phone, filming the scene, laughing nonstop. Even though she knew this was probably something her senior brother had deliberately sicced them into doing, Miss Chu had really asked for it. Saying “iron pot stewed big goose” right in front of the geese was even worse than talking about hair in front of a bald person.
Edited and posted to Douyin, this would definitely be entertaining.
At this point, Chu Ling hurriedly ran as well, but the geese actually chased after her.
The siblings were stunned. Why would they keep chasing? They knew geese had a strong sense of retaliation, but this was too much.
After being chased around once, seeing the geese still relentless, they rushed toward the Chen Family Head. Now they could only seek protection.
Even as he reached Chen Han, Chu Hao did not forget to beg for mercy. “Patriarch Chen, my sister has a foul mouth. She knows she was wrong. Please tell them to stop.”
Chen Han looked at the two of them in puzzlement.
That was not right. They had been run down by the geese, yet there were no system prompts.
That meant the siblings were not Demonic Cult rogues. Otherwise there should have been prompts.
So who were the Demonic Cult rogues?
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