Chapter 71: A Mount! Wait, Is There Really A Feng Shui Room?
The other two old men also realized that this calf wanted the patriarch to sit on its back, and their faces were full of disbelief.
It was not strange for people to ride on a cow’s back, but that was either when they climbed up while the cow was not paying attention, or when the owner forced the cow to crouch down. A cow that lay down on its own and actively invited someone to sit on its back was something they had truly never seen before.
Was this what the patriarch had just called being fated with the calf?
For a moment, as they looked at this young patriarch, they could not help feeling he was somewhat mysterious.
Chen Han naturally understood what the calf meant.
However, he did not rush to mount the cow. Instead, he took out his mobile phone and started recording the calf. “Today, your patriarch went out and discovered a Mountain Shaking Spirit Ox with Green Ox bloodline. I fed it Spirit Fruit to awaken its Green Ox bloodline. Now the Mountain Shaking Spirit Ox has willingly submitted and become my mount.”
This was definitely excellent video material.
The calf seemed to notice he had not gotten on, and mooed at him twice.
Only then did he smile and swing himself directly onto its back.
Almost at the same time, he received a game prompt:
【Congratulations. On your trip today, you discovered a beast with Green Ox bloodline and fed it Spirit Fruit, awakening its bloodline and granting it special abilities: spiritual wisdom root +2, guardian +2, curiosity +2, guidance +2!】
Chen Han saw the game prompt and opened his mouth in surprise.
Was there something off about the first half of this game prompt?
Had the game system plagiarized him?
Truly turning the Heavenly Dipper upside down.
Before, he had always been the one plagiarizing the game system’s copy.
Fortunately, when he thought about how abstract the system was, he felt that arguing with it would only make him abstract too, so he simply started checking the attributes the Rat Spirit Fruit had granted the calf.
This was a bit like raising a pet in a game, feeding it props to refine its attributes.
Now this calf had refined four attributes.
Spiritual wisdom root +2 needed no explanation. The Rat Spirit Fruit was precisely for helping to open spiritual intelligence, and from its behavior just now it was clear it had become smarter.
Guardian +2 was even more straightforward. As a mount, if its master was in danger, of course it should offer protection. That was definitely a good attribute.
Curiosity +2 should be taken literally, right? But what use did this attribute even have?
As for guidance +2, he was not sure what it meant.
He would have to study it later.
After Chen Han sat on its back, the calf stood up, walked a few steps out, then mooed at him twice.
Chen Han, unexpectedly, understood what the calf meant.
It was asking where to go.
He did not know whether it was because of the Rat Spirit Fruit or the game system, but he and the calf now had a subtle, wondrous connection.
So he smiled and said, “Just follow this road straight ahead.”
Unexpectedly, the calf understood him and really started walking forward.
You could only say the system was truly awesome.
He felt he should give it a name. He touched the calf’s not-yet-ferocious ox horn and said, “From now on you’ll be called You Fu. You really are a blessed fellow.”
Moo!~
Moo!~
It seemed to understand. It let out two cheerful calls, expressing that it liked this name.
His phone’s lens was pointed at the calf, recording the entire process. No doubt, the viewers would be shocked by You Fu’s intelligence.
You Fu had only taken a few steps before stopping, turning its head to look into the cattle shed. Just then, the two old oxen stood up again and, in unison, bent their front legs toward Chen Han and pressed their heads to the ground.
Earlier, they had been attracted by the Rat Spirit Fruit.
Now, they were asking him to treat their child well.
Chen Han understood, and immediately pointed his phone at the two old oxen while saying, “You Fu’s parents have appeared. They are clearly also two Mountain Shaking Spirit Oxen with spirituality. They are pleading with me to treat their child kindly.”
Moo!~ Moo!~
You Fu also called into the shed.
Chen Han stroked You Fu’s head with a smile. “Let’s go. It’s not like I won’t let you come back.”
Moo!~ Moo!~
You Fu let out two excited calls and carried him out.
Fifth Uncle and the two old men watched the synchronized kowtowing of the two old oxen, their eyes wide in shock.
It was too impactful.
Only after Chen Han and the calf had gone far away did the two old oxen stand up again. Then they leisurely started eating grass in the cattle shed.
Fifth Uncle and the other two instinctively went up to check, but could not see anything unusual about the old oxen. They looked no different from usual.
This left them looking at one another, all with the same thought in mind: from now on, cut them some more tender grass.
…
After Chen Han rode You Fu away from Fifth Uncle’s place, he suddenly felt that straddling the cow’s back lacked style. He drew up his legs and sat cross-legged on its back.
At first it was a bit unstable, but after a while he managed to sit steadily.
Before long, Chen Han rode the cow back to the crucible area from the beginning. Because the new, larger crucible had not yet been completed, the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea was still being stir-fried here.
And when the tea was being stir-fried, the tea fragrance floating out was very attractive, drawing in many tourists as they passed.
Now there were quite a few people gathered there.
Chen Han also noticed that You Fu suddenly quickened its pace and walked over, stretching its head toward the area. It seemed that because of the curiosity +2 attribute, seeing so many people gathered there had made it curious.
After Wang Bing and his girlfriend arrived at the Chen Clan, a waitress from the Chen Clan received and led them in. When they saw Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea being stir-fried here, they stopped to watch.
He watched carefully for a while and found that it really was just simple stir-fried bamboo leaves.
So the Chen Family Head selling these stir-fried bamboo leaves for one hundred thousand per jin was really a bit much. Was he not afraid that if someone actually bought it, they would call 12315 to report fraud?
Thinking this, Wang Bing lost interest in the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea. He planned to take his girlfriend to leave and go complete the check-in procedures. But when he turned around, he was startled to see a cow standing behind him.
Moreover, the cow’s head was stretched toward the inside, as if it wanted to see the scene of the Spirit Tea being stir-fried. It looked exactly like a curious baby.
“Ah…” His girlfriend turned around, saw it, and cried out in surprise.
Any girl would be startled to suddenly see a cow show up right in front of her.
Immediately after that, both of them saw the Chen Family Head sitting on the cow’s back. They also noticed he was holding his mobile phone and recording, and it seemed the lens was pointed at them.
Chen Han smiled and said, “Fellow Daoists, there is no need to be afraid. This is the Mountain Shaking Spirit Ox spirit beast I just subdued. It has no ill will.”
“…” When Wang Bing heard this familiar abstract manner of speaking from the Chen Family Head, his mouth twitched slightly. Was he about to appear in one of the Chen Family Head’s abstract videos?
The other tourists also saw this scene, each of them showing looks of surprise.
“It’s the Chen Family Head. He’s actually sitting cross-legged on a cow’s back.”
“That cow looks very obedient. Does the Chen Family Head really know a beast taming technique?”
“He must, right? Didn’t that Spirit Beast Elder from the Chen Clan say that their family’s beast taming technique can not only control lion head geese, but even control cows?”
“Seems so. In the Mysterious Frost Lion Head Goose video, that Spirit Beast Elder did say that. He actually can control cows?”
Chen Liu happened to come in carrying bags with a few people; they were delivering feed for the lion head geese.
At this moment, he was also staring blankly at Chen Han sitting cross-legged on the cow’s back.
Back then, he had only casually made up the claim that they could control cows, because Xiao Mi was an outsider listening.
But Xiao Han could really do it?
Chen Han once again patted You Fu’s head. “Move forward.”
Upon hearing the command, You Fu immediately wagged its tail and walked forward.
This scene snapped the tourists to attention. One after another, they took out their mobile phones and started recording Chen Han.
Then something even more surprising happened. After the cow walked a bit farther, the Chen Family Head spoke again. “Turn left.”
Following his words, the cow clearly tried to turn right, as if it could not tell left from right.
“The other side.”
With the Chen Family Head’s correction, the cow actually turned left.
This cow… understood the Chen Family Head’s words?
Wang Bing said in amazement, “It might not be certain that this Chen Family Head knows some beast taming technique, but this Chen Family Head is definitely a very skilled animal trainer.”
His girlfriend subconsciously said, “Is it really as simple as just an animal trainer? The patterns formed by those lion head geese seemed kind of mysterious.”
Wang Bing smiled. “Didn’t that authoritative bird expert, Professor Wu, already give a scientific explanation for the lion head geese? Besides, there are plenty of smart animals online. Do you believe Professor Wu, or do you believe superstition?”
For a moment, his girlfriend did not know how to answer. After all, this was the modern scientific era.
“Baby, believe in science,” Wang Bing said, then followed the Chen Clan’s waitress to the tourist service center to complete the check-in procedures for an air-conditioned room.
After enjoying the air conditioner in the room for a while, the two tidied up a bit. When Wang Bing opened his girlfriend’s suitcase and saw a bottle of pills and a box of 01 inside, he subconsciously swallowed.
Once again, he truly hoped the Chen Family Head’s Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea really had that kind of effect.
In the end, he sighed silently. Relying on abstract items from the Chen Family Head’s abstract videos was worse than going home and drinking more wolfberry kidney soup.
After they finished unpacking, they left the room, planning to stroll around the Chen Clan. As soon as they returned to the hall, they heard several excited voices talking:
“Really, the Chen Clan’s Feng Shui Room is so miraculous.”
“Yeah, it’s much more comfortable than air conditioning.”
“Especially that potted plant. Once you move it, the Feng Shui Pattern disappears and the whole room suddenly becomes hot and stuffy.”
“???” When Wang Bing heard this, he was obviously stunned.
Wait, there really was a Feng Shui Room?
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