Chapter 56: 056 A Night Of Chicken Flying And Dog Jumping
Facts prove that people who go crazy when drunk are indeed very troublesome.
Tang Hexing hugged an osmanthus tree and shouted “Sen Xia senior” for five minutes. Everyone finally pulled him away with great difficulty, but after walking just a few steps forward, he hugged another osmanthus tree and started shouting “Ryougi older sister.”
Wang Ke sighed with a hint of melancholy: “I asked him what type he likes, and he said he also likes loli. Tsk, liar. Look at him spilling the truth after getting drunk; none of those true loves he shouted are loli…”
Wang Heng was tugging at Tang Hexing’s arm at this moment but couldn’t move him. Hearing this, he turned his head in surprise and said: “Is now the time to complain about this? Let’s get him back first!”
Fu Hanwen grabbed Tang Hexing’s other arm and exerted all his strength but still couldn’t move him. Wiping the sweat from his forehead, he said: “I thought he was truly in love with Sen Xia senior, but it turns out he likes Ryougi even more? Who’s next, Bilibili?”
Suddenly, Wang Heng had a sudden inspiration and tickled Tang Hexing’s waist.
Tang Hexing immediately started itching and let go of his hands that were tightly holding the tree trunk.
Fu Hanwen quickly hugged Tang Hexing from behind and dragged him toward the school gate. This time, they made sure not to let Tang Hexing get close to any tree.
“He’s skinny, but this drunk wriggling is really hard to hold!” Fu Hanwen complained while exerting force.
But just then, reinforcements finally arrived.
Sun Xing Si pushed a hand-guided flat cart and came running all the way from inside the school gate to everyone.
“Here, here! Put him on it, and we won’t have to exert so much effort.”
Fu Hanwen finally breathed a sigh of relief, let go of his roommate in his arms, and sincerely expressed gratitude: “Sun Xing Si, that vote of mine is yours!”
Wang Heng: “Don’t talk about votes yet; let’s deal with this guy first…”
While saying this, the two of them lifted Tang Hexing onto the flat cart, like transporting a corpse that would occasionally play dead.
Sun Xing Si wiped his sweat: “Anyway, I’m done. My older sister is also drunk; I still need to ask more about the situation over there—what’s he doing!”
Before he finished speaking, Sun Xing Si’s eyes widened. The others turned their heads following his gaze and saw that Tang Hexing had actually hugged a white cat that had just passed by!
The poor kitten was completely innocent, just passing by the cart harmlessly, yet was suddenly picked up and held in someone’s arms.
Tang Hexing sat up, holding the kitten, and said affectionately yet with melancholy: “Hanezawa Tsubasa, you actually know everything, don’t you?”
A boy nearby couldn’t help but ask: “What? Another two-dimensional character?”
Wang Heng: “…I remember now, she’s the girl from Monogatari who can turn into a cat.”
Fu Hanwen was nearly going mad: “Can’t that cat sense the danger? Why approach a deranged drunkard!”
Wang Ke raised his hand: “I think the cat isn’t the one at fault.”
Wang Heng walked to the side of the cart and patted Tang Hexing’s shoulder: “Buddy, let it go; it’s innocent.”
Tang Hexing hugged the cat even tighter: “What do you want to do to my class monitor!”
Everyone: “…”
Sun Xing Si clapped his hands: “Looking on the bright side, at least he’s speaking more clearly now, and his movements seem more agile… Is he about to wake up?”
Wang Heng shook his head: “I think you’re being a bit too optimistic.”
Fu Hanwen chimed in: “I have a feeling that tonight might not be over yet…”
Sun Xing Si: “Let’s move him back to your dormitory first.”
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Everyone worked together and finally got Tang Hexing onto his own bed.
The classmates not from Dorm 414 bid farewell one after another and returned to their own dormitories. Everyone had drunk tonight, but among the boys, Tang Hexing drank the most and had the worst alcohol tolerance. The others were all very sober; some boys even had the energy to play another ranked match.
Sun Xing Si also returned to the dormitory, took out his mobile phone, and carefully looked again at the text message sent by the girl from Finance University:
【Your sister just @-ed everyone in the student union recruitment group, saying she’ll give a lecture tomorrow. Many junior boys and girls believed it. If you don’t control your sister soon, the situation will get out of hand.】
This text was sent nearly half an hour ago. At that time, he was still borrowing the cart from security.
Sun Xing Si was silent for a moment and finally sent: 【How’s the situation now?】
After waiting half a minute, the reply came: 【It’s okay; your sister seems a bit more sober, but several juniors are replying to her, so tomorrow morning she can only skip the compulsory course to give the lecture to the first-year students.】
Sun Xing Si: 【What does she want to lecture on?】
【She originally said she’d lecture on views on romance, but I finally persuaded her to change it to university career planning.】
Sun Xing Si finally breathed a sigh of relief and murmured: “Finally, I can go to bed…”
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Han Yixuan couldn’t help but feel a bit regretful; why had she placed her mobile phone next to her pillow while sleeping and forgotten to set it to silent.
At two in the morning, she was woken by the notification sound of a Q message on her mobile phone. Groggily picking it up, she saw a @-everyone message in the student union group from the department leader within the student union, second-year senior Sun Ruimin.
“As a senior, she wants to talk about life’s truths… and posts it at two in the morning; this person has issues.”
Han Yixuan muttered, put down the mobile phone, closed her eyes, but noticed something very bad.
Her sleepiness was gone.
She sat up on the bed and picked up the mobile phone to look carefully again.
Hmm, the senior wants to talk about life’s truths; this is an official department activity with a lecture tomorrow morning. Considering it’s past midnight now, it should be said today morning, about nine hours from now.
“This person really has issues…” Han Yixuan quietly sighed.
From childhood, her sleep had never been very stable. Once woken in the middle of the night, it became very difficult to fall asleep again. Probably, tonight would be another night of poor sleep quality and insomnia.
Han Yixuan picked up the mobile phone again to check; the group always had people flattering, and so quickly someone had posted wanting to ‘seriously listen to the senior’s life experience,’ leaving the young girl speechless. She exited the group chat and subconsciously scrolled down… Suddenly, her finger stopped. In front of her eyes appeared the contact name 【Wang Heng】.
Han Yixuan opened the chat with Wang Heng, then exited, opened it again, then exited again.
Originally, she thought she had forgotten that jerk. Stepping into university’s new life, joining the student union through the interview, meeting so many new friends… She thought those past memories had been stuffed into the basement ground floor, but now, would they really resurface?
After being stunned for a while, the young girl finally put down the mobile phone, closed her eyes, and muttered to herself: “Insomnia really makes people sentimental.”
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