Chapter 27: Xiaoxiao has to coax me for me to smile
“Xiaoxiao, can you… use a different adjective?” Lu Ziyi hadn’t expected that one day, someone, and it was a girl who grew up on cuteness, would use the word “cute” to describe him.
This made him a little… embarrassed.
Ye Chuxiao lowered her expression, deliberately shook her head, and said, “I can’t change it. Senior Student Ziyi, you know my intelligence isn’t enough, so I can’t think of other adjectives.”
Lu Ziyi negotiated, “Then let me, your Master, give Xiaoxiao a hint, like very handsome, very cool?”
“Okay,” Ye Chuxiao conceded, “then very cool.”
“Hmm? Is there nothing else?”
“Also… very handsome, I guess.”
“I guess? That sounds so reluctant. Actually, neither is handsome!”
“Also handsome!” Ye Chuxiao nodded with affirmation.
“Also? So not the most handsome? Master is so sad!”
Ye Chuxiao was speechless, Master, where is your cool and aloof persona? You can’t be like this!
“Senior Student Ziyi,” Ye Chuxiao said mournfully, “your thoughts are too fast, I can’t keep up with your rhythm! Actually, in my heart, Master, you are both cool and handsome!”
“This way, I can know Xiaoxiao’s true thoughts! So, Master is still very sad!”
Ye Chuxiao looked across at Lu Ziyi, who was looking down and eating, as if he was really ignoring her!
“Master, are you really sad?”
Lu Ziyi suppressed a smile and continued to ignore her.
Master is so fragile, Ye Chuxiao said good-naturedly, “Your disciple will tell Master a joke. Please don’t be angry.”
Lu Ziyi looked up, “Then Master must laugh.”
“Alright, then I’ll tell a very funny joke.” Ye Chuxiao tilted her head, thought for a moment, and said, “Master is so smart, let’s do a math problem, shall we?”
“Okay.” Lu Ziyi looked at Ye Chuxiao, pretending to be serious.
Ye Chuxiao said, “Question: What does Little White plus Little White equal?”
Lu Ziyi: “……”
Ye Chuxiao blinked her eyes.
Lu Ziyi: “Is this… a brain teaser?”
“Yes.”
Lu Ziyi: “Does it equal Little Little White?”
Ye Chuxiao shook her head.
Lu Ziyi: “Does it equal… me and you?”
“Thump!” Ye Chuxiao fell onto the dining table, “Master, you can’t trick others and yourself like this!”
“Then what does it equal?”
“It equals Little White Rabbit!” Ye Chuxiao said, then started to chuckle to herself.
Lu Ziyi: “……”
Ye Chuxiao couldn’t laugh anymore, “It’s not funny at all, Master.”
Lu Ziyi: “Why is it Little White Rabbit?”
Ye Chuxiao extended two slender fingers on her right hand, wiggling them, and said, “Little White—Rabbit, two. Two Little Whites, that’s Little White Rabbit!”
Lu Ziyi: “Pfft—Hehehe…”
Ye Chuxiao: “……” The School Hunk’s sense of humor has a really long reflex arc!
Lu Ziyi looked at Ye Chuxiao opposite him, her eyes sparkling and her gaze captivating, wondering what fun thing she was thinking about.
The girl was incredibly lively at this moment, as pure and cute as a child, clear as water, without any scheming.
Fair and tender, soft and sweet, she was truly like a little white rabbit!
Lu Ziyi’s gaze softened, and he smiled, asking, “Xiaoxiao, do you have any more questions? Test Master again.”
“Master, do you want to hear more jokes about Little White Rabbit?” Ye Chuxiao’s eyes sparkled as she smiled, “Brother Chusheng said I’m like a little white rabbit, and then he told me a lot of jokes about little white rabbits, so I have many little white rabbit jokes here!”
