Chapter 38: Since our emotion is so deep, how about…
Ye Chuxiao widened her eyes, “How many times did I step on Senior Student Ziyi?”
Lu Ziyi’s expression was serious as he replied, “Twenty-six times!”
“So many!” Ye Chuxiao couldn’t believe it. She felt like she had stepped on Senior Student Ziyi more times than he had stepped on her, but the difference was this huge?
Lu Ziyi nodded with certainty, “So—”
“Ah!” Before Lu Ziyi could reach out, Ye Chuxiao quickly covered her nose, leaving only her wide, bright eyes looking at Lu Ziyi.
Lu Ziyi said with a straight face, “Xiaoxiao, I’ll pinch you twenty-six times, minus the nine times you pinched me, that leaves seventeen times. I’ll pinch gently!”
Ye Chuxiao still covered half her face, her eyes pleading, “Senior Student Ziyi, how about we forget it? If you’re this serious, you won’t find a girlfriend!”
Lu Ziyi replied unmoved, “I don’t need a girlfriend.”
Oh my god! Ye Chuxiao was dumbfounded. Had she heard him right? Senior Student Ziyi, who was so handsome he could shake the heavens and earth, who could sweep away a thousand armies, and whom a large group of girls cried over wanting to marry, didn’t need a girlfriend?
This was too shocking! Ye Chuxiao, full of gossip, leaned closer to Lu Ziyi and asked in a hushed voice, “Senior Student Ziyi, are you not getting married? Afraid of marriage? Seeking enlightenment? Or do you like men… cough cough!”
Ye Chuxiao stopped herself in time, not asking the words “like men”! Tsk tsk, she had been completely corrupted by her dorm leader Bai Qianqian, who had a wild imagination and dared to think of anything!
Do girls always inquire about gossip so sneakily? Lu Ziyi looked at Ye Chuxiao’s mischievous expression, cleared his throat, held back a smile, and said unhurriedly, “I don’t need a girlfriend, I only need a wife, so…”
“Ah!” Ye Chuxiao cried out in surprise because Lu Ziyi had pinched her nose when she wasn’t paying attention!
Although it didn’t hurt, she was being punished and wasn’t happy about it!
Ye Chuxiao nimbly grabbed Lu Ziyi’s nose and pinched harder!
Hmph, Senior Student Ziyi is so wicked, tricking her into walking right into his trap!
Lu Ziyi, with his nose being pinched, actually smiled happily, “Xiaoxiao, it’s my turn again!”
Ye Chuxiao immediately covered half her face, her eyes looking innocent, “Senior Student Ziyi, when will this cycle of revenge end?”
Lu Ziyi said with a smile, “When I pinch you twenty-five more times, it will end!”
Ye Chuxiao blinked her eyes, acting very obediently, “Senior Student Ziyi, considering how close we are, can you give me a discount? Twenty-five more times, that really hurts!”
Lu Ziyi furrowed his handsome brows, appearing to be genuinely thinking, and said, “Alright, then… twenty times. Our feelings are so deep now, five less times, no problem!”
Ye Chuxiao scrunched up her little face. Senior Student Ziyi, only five less times? Our feelings are really that deep!
Lu Ziyi suppressed a smile and, with a business-like expression, asked, “Xiaoxiao, can we start now?”
Ye Chuxiao looked even more pitiful, “Senior Student Ziyi, twenty times is still too painful! Can our feelings get a little deeper? Just a little bit deeper?”
Lu Ziyi’s brows furrowed even tighter, “Hmm, since our feelings are already so deep…”
“Mhm, mhm!” Ye Chuxiao, like an obedient little white rabbit, looked at Lu Ziyi with innocent eyes, expecting him to waive all twenty pinches!
“Alright,” Lu Ziyi said, seemingly reasonable, “Since Xiaoxiao is afraid of pain, twenty times will be… paid in installments. I’ll pinch you once a day, and it’ll be settled in twenty days. But since it’s a discount, Xiaoxiao has to let me pinch her every day. If I miss a day, I’ll add an extra pinch!”
“Wuwu!” Ye Chuxiao quickly hugged Lu Ziyi’s arm and said pitifully, “For these twenty days, I won’t leave Senior Student Ziyi!”
So obedient! Lu Ziyi felt the soft touch of the cute little white rabbit rubbing against his arm, and his deep gaze intensified!
My little white rabbit, I will find a way to make sure you can’t leave me for the next twenty days, and the twenty days after that, and all the twenty days in the future!
