Chapter 240: I’m Not Pretending, I’m Really Lame
Ai Chi Xiang Cai saw everyone saying this and smiled, “Haha, I also didn’t expect it to be such a coincidence!”
“Xiang Cai, do you need my help with anything?” Jiang Yuan asked.
“Yes.” Ai Chi Xiang Cai nodded, a trace of worry appearing between her brows. “My Chong Feng’s right hind leg has inexplicably gone lame. We took him to the pet hospital and got X-rays, and they showed no problems. The vet doesn’t understand what’s going on.”
Ai Chi Xiang Cai sighed. “At first, I thought the vet wasn’t skilled enough, so I changed to another pet hospital for an examination, but the result was the same. I don’t know what’s wrong with Chong Feng.”
She touched his head, her face full of sadness. “Chong Feng, what’s wrong with you?”
Chong Feng didn’t know that Jiang Yuan could understand him, and he grinned mischievously beside her. “Hehe, of course, it’s because I’m faking it!”
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow slightly and asked with a smile, “I know what’s wrong with Chong Feng.”
Hearing this, Chong Feng’s dog eyes widened suddenly. “What? You know? How could you know?”
He thought of something and glanced at the young lady on the screen with his small eyes. “Hmph, you’re definitely just talking nonsense!”
“Streamer, you know?” Ai Chi Xiang Cai’s eyes lit up, and she said in surprise, “Streamer, what’s wrong with Chong Feng?”
Jiang Yuan’s tone was slow and leisurely. “Chong Feng’s leg is fine.”
“What!” Chong Feng’s fluffy dog face was full of disbelief. “You actually guessed right by talking nonsense! Strange, I didn’t tell anyone that I was faking my lameness!”
Jiang Yuan: “Aren’t you telling me right now?”
Chong Feng was stunned. “You… you can understand me?”
“Chong Feng’s leg is fine, so why does he always limp when he walks?” Ai Chi Xiang Cai asked, bewildered.
Jiang Yuan smiled and said, “Because Chong Feng is faking it.”
“Heavens, this young lady can actually understand me?” Chong Feng was so scared that his ears perked up. “Who on earth is she?”
“My name is Jiang Yuan.”
Chong Feng’s large dog head leaned close to the screen, barking anxiously. “Miss, I’ll share all my biscuits and canned meat with you, just don’t tell my sister, okay?”
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow. “But I already told her just now.”
Chong Feng: “Then tell my sister that you were wrong just now.”
Jiang Yuan: “Can you first tell me why you are faking being lame?”
“I’m not faking, I’m really lame.” After saying that, Chong Feng jumped onto the floor and walked with a limp.
Ai Chi Xiang Cai watched, her brows furrowed tightly, and a look of surprise appeared in her eyes. “The right leg was limping just now, why is it the left leg now?”
Hearing this, Jiang Yuan couldn’t help but laugh. “Chong Feng, you still dare to say you’re not faking it? You’re even faking the wrong leg.”
【 Pfft hahaha, this is hilarious 】
【 Help, I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts 】
【 How can this dog be so cunning? 】
Chong Feng was extremely anxious and quickly switched to limping on his left leg.
Ai Chi Xiang Cai said with a serious face, “Chong Feng, what exactly is going on? Confess honestly to me!”
Chong Feng was still trying hard to fake his limp. “Sister, I’m really lame! Believe me!”
Ai Chi Xiang Cai picked up a slipper beside her and pointed at him. “I’ll give you one more chance. Confess honestly!”
“Sister, don’t hit me!” Chong Feng said eagerly. “I’ll confess, I’ll confess everything!”
Ai Chi Xiang Cai looked at Jiang Yuan on the screen. “Streamer, what is this bastard saying?”
Jiang Yuan: “He says he’ll confess everything.”
Ai Chi Xiang Cai looked at Chong Feng again. “Quick, tell me.”
Chong Feng squatted in front of her, looking wronged. “Sister, I’m sorry, I was wrong.”
“Why are you apologizing?” Jiang Yuan asked.
Chong Feng: “I accidentally chewed up your bag the other day and hid it. But I was afraid you’d find out, so I pretended to be lame to distract you.”
The audience was stunned when they heard Jiang Yuan say this.
【 Damn, who said Huskies are stupid? This guy clearly has 800 tricks up his sleeve! 】
【 Good fellow, this Chong Feng is practically a spirit. 】
Ai Chi Xiang Cai also didn’t expect the truth to be like this. She laughed in anger. “I’m telling you, this makes your crime even worse! You ruined my bag, and then you faked being lame, making me waste so much on examination fees!”
Chong Feng quickly lowered his head and begged for mercy. “Sister, I was wrong, please don’t be angry!”
Ai Chi Xiang Cai took a deep breath. “Which bag did you ruin? Go, bring the bag to me.”
Chong Feng trotted into the room, crawled under the bed, and returned with a black bag in his mouth to Ai Chi Xiang Cai. “Sister, I really know I was wrong.”
Ai Chi Xiang Cai looked at the bag and said annoyedly, “This bag cost thirty thousand yuan. Do you know how much dog food that could buy?”
Chong Feng shook his head blankly.
“Go stand facing the wall and reflect on your mistakes.” Ai Chi Xiang Cai pointed at the wall.
Chong Feng obediently stood there.
Ai Chi Xiang Cai continued, “To make up for your mistake, I plan to take all the biscuits and canned meat at home to feed other puppies.”
Chong Feng immediately became nervous and ran back to Ai Chi Xiang Cai. “Sister, no, I can’t live without those biscuits and canned meat.”
After speaking, he ran back to the screen, full of anxiety. “Miss, please help me tell my sister that I need biscuits…”
Jiang Yuan said helplessly, “Chong Feng, your sister is doing this to help you remember your lesson, so you don’t make mistakes in the future.”
“I won’t dare anymore!” Chong Feng said pitifully. “I promise I’ll be good from now on. Please ask my sister not to give my biscuits and canned meat to other puppies, okay?”
Jiang Yuan relayed Chong Feng’s words to Ai Chi Xiang Cai.
“Then I’ll consider it,” Ai Chi Xiang Cai snorted lightly. “Whether or not other puppies get them will depend on Chong Feng’s performance from now on.”
Hearing that there was still hope, Chong Feng breathed a sigh of relief. “I promise, I’ll be good in the future!”
After Ai Chi Xiang Cai went offline, she rewarded a brilliant star.
Jiang Yuan glanced at the time and said softly, “Now for the last person to connect.”
“Zi You Pai Pai” successfully connected, but the split screen was completely dark.
【 Why is it so dark? 】
【 Where is the person? 】
Seeing this, Jiang Yuan called out, “Pai Pai, are you there?”
“I’m here, of course, I’m here…” A hoarse voice sounded, carrying a hint of creepiness.
【 Spooky! 】
【 Come out quickly, don’t act all mysterious late at night 】
Jiang Yuan frowned. “Pai Pai, what are you doing?”
“Streamer, I’m not doing anything.” As this sentence was spoken, a faint green light emerged from the pitch-black split screen, revealing a horrifying face.
【 Holy crap!!! 】
【 Mommy, you scared millions of my cells to death! 】
【 What are you doing? 】
“Hahaha!” Zi You Pai Pai laughed maniacally, then turned on the room light. “It was just a joke.”
A hint of helplessness flashed in Jiang Yuan’s eyes. “Actually, that’s not funny at all.”
Zi You Pai Pai didn’t reply, and suddenly started crying. “Streamer, I just had a quarrel with my boyfriend, and I’m so sad, but he’s unwilling to comfort me.”
Just as Jiang Yuan was about to speak, she heard another voice.
