Chapter 202: Three Piglets
“Heeheehee, Big Brother, tell me a story, I really love the stories you tell.”
“Cough cough, how can Big Brother tell stories? Big Brother only knows how to brag, hahahahaha.”
“Don’t mess with me, Big Brother, really, tell me a story, Big Brother, please, haha.”
“Ask for what? Then I’ll tell you a brag, hahaha.”
“Thank you, Big Brother, hehe.”
“Listen carefully, here it comes, hahahahaha.”
“Okay.”
“Once upon a time, a mother pig gave birth to three piglets. These three piglets were very strong and could drink a lot of milk. Every day they just greedily drank their mother pig’s milk until they were eighteen years old. They drank their mother pig so dry that she was shriveled and still sucked.
Later, the mother pig got angry. She slapped them with big slaps and cursed loudly, “Damn it, what do you do all day but spend money? No, that thing, you just drink milk, how old are you? From today on, I won’t care anymore, you can all go live on your own. Look at other people’s piglets, when they were your age, they were already married and had offspring. Look at the three of you? You have no promise, you just stay at home all day. It’s not easy for me to raise you all. Get lost! I don’t care anymore, go wherever you want!
Although the mother pig scolded them harshly, she felt heartbroken in her heart. After all, for any living being, they can only grow up when they leave the warm embrace of their parents and no longer depend on them for survival. Therefore, the mother pig had to scold her three children like this. This was not because the mother pig was unfeeling, but because she hoped her children could stand on their own.
The three piglets felt wronged by the scolding because they remembered their mother as gentle and never having scolded them like this before. But after carefully looking at the two rows of shriveled nursing tools on their mother pig’s body, they felt relieved.
The eldest pig said, “Alas, brothers, we should learn to be self-reliant. Look at how much our mother has worked for us, she’s even lost weight.”
The second pig said, “That’s right, Big Brother. We need to have some self-respect. It’s not going to end if we keep shamelessly absorbing the nutrition our mother worked so hard to provide. We really need to grow up. Seeing our mother so thin because of us breaks my heart.”
Seeing their two older brothers say this,
The third pig couldn’t help but say, “Big Brother, Second Brother, can you two stop showing off? When we were at home, you two drank the most, damn it!”
Hearing the third pig talk about him, the eldest pig immediately became unhappy.
“What are you saying, Third Brother? Big Brother is so fat, what’s wrong with eating a bit more? I’m not like you with such a small stomach.”
The second pig also chimed in, “That’s right, Third Brother. It’s not that Second Brother is telling you off, but Big Brother is already fatter than both of us, so what’s wrong with eating a bit more? We’re all brothers, what’s there to argue about? Besides, no matter how much I can drink, I can’t drink as much as Big Brother. You’re just talking about him, why are you including me?”
Hearing this, the third pig said helplessly, “Fine, you’re both right, and I’m wrong, okay? Damn it!”
The eldest pig continued, “So what? It’s not okay for Big Brother to say a few words to you? That’s the way it is, you drank too, didn’t you? Why blame others because you’re thin and drank less?”
The second pig also said, “Exactly, chest development is paternal, you know? Big Brother and I have grown chests, and it’s good enough that we call you little brother. But you must treat us as your fathers, understand? What are you showing off to your fathers for?”
As soon as the second pig finished speaking, the third pig wanted to get angry and fight them, but its reason overcame its anger. It wasn’t for anything else, but simply because the second pig was two sizes fatter than it, and the eldest pig was four sizes fatter than it. If they were to fight, its skinny little body would not be a match for its two older brothers.
There’s a saying, “A wise pig doesn’t fight immediate disadvantage.” Even though the third pig was unconvinced, there was nothing it could do. A pig under a roof has to bow its head; if a real fight broke out, it would be the one to suffer.
Thinking of this, the third pig pouted and said nothing.
Afterwards, the three pigs parted ways and each went to build their own homes.
The eldest was too fat and a bit lazy, so he gathered a pile of straw and spent a day building a straw house.
The second pig was a little more diligent than the eldest, but not much. He gathered a pile of wood and spent three days building a wooden house.
Although the third pig was thin, he knew that everything must have a solid foundation, and building a house was a lifelong matter. Therefore, he worked tirelessly to collect bricks, and it took him half a month just to build the foundation of the house.
The eldest and second pigs would mock the third pig whenever they had nothing to do, calling him an idiot and asking why he was building a brick house when straw and wooden houses could be built so easily. They said, “After all, everyone lives in them, so why make it so good?”
No matter how much the eldest and second pigs mocked the third pig, he didn’t listen and focused solely on building his house. Three months later, the third pig’s house was also completed, and it even had a fireplace and wood for the winter.
Coincidentally, a big gray wolf from the green grassland came wandering into the territory of the three little pigs.
This wolf hadn’t eaten for three days and was starving. It directly came to the doorway of the eldest pig’s house. Seeing the eldest pig foolishly rooting around in the straw pile, it went up and bit off its tail in one bite. The eldest pig screamed in pain, as if it had been cut during the New Year.
Without time to think, it ran away in fear, directly to the second pig’s house.
The big gray wolf chased after it. It had just eaten a pig’s tail, which was not even enough to wash down three ounces of wine. What could it do?
It chased all the way to the doorway of the second pig’s house. Just as the eldest pig ran into the second pig’s wooden house.
Seeing the two pigs peeking at him from the window, the big gray wolf became furious and cursed, “Damn you! Come out quickly. If you come out on your own, Brother Wolf will go easy on you. Otherwise, hmph, I’ll eat you alive!”
The eldest and second pigs dared not come out. Wouldn’t they die if they did? The second pig thought that its wooden house was stronger than the eldest’s, and the big gray wolf couldn’t easily get in, so it shouted, “Go to hell? If you have the guts, come in. Let’s see if Grandpa Pig can beat you up?”
Hearing this, the big gray wolf thought, “Oh, damn it? I, Big Gray, am the overlord of the green grassland. How can I be scared by you?”
In a fit of anger, the big gray wolf desperately rammed its body against the second pig’s wooden house. And the second pig was a lazy bum, so the wooden house, which looked sturdy, was actually weak on the inside and couldn’t withstand the big gray wolf’s charge. The big gray wolf only rammed it a dozen times before it collapsed.
The eldest and second pigs screamed and ran for their lives towards the third pig’s house.
“Stop! Don’t run, stop for me!”
The big gray wolf chased desperately from behind.
Just as the eldest and second pigs were about to run into the third pig’s house. In a flash, the big gray wolf grabbed the eldest pig by the ear and the second pig by the tail, knocked them both down, and tied them up with grass ropes.
Then, he took out two bananas from his waist and threatened the second pig, telling it to bite the eldest pig’s ear.
The second pig was forced into a corner. Under its elder brother’s terrified pig face, it took a bite.
They thought that after this, the big gray wolf would let them go, but they never expected that the big gray wolf was not honorable. After making it bite the eldest pig’s ear, it even made it bite the eldest pig’s butt. This scared the second pig to death. It knew its elder brother, and since birth, he had never washed his butt. His butt was constantly inhabited by over a hundred flies. This scared it so much that its bowels and bladder immediately lost control and flowed out.
Fortunately, the third pig inside noticed in time, ran out with a torch, and rescued the eldest and second pigs.
After being rescued, the second pig, with tears in its eyes, swore to the heavens, “From today on, I swear that I will never let a wolf point a banana at my head again.”
Later, the big gray wolf came a few more times. Because the third pig’s house was a brick house, it rammed it desperately several times but gained no advantage and even broke one of its arms.
Seeing that the pigs were inedible, the big gray wolf began to catch other animals in the forest.
The three little pigs, seeing this, worked hard together and opened a hotel called “Peace Pigsty.” There were also three big hoes stuck at the entrance. The meaning was that no matter who stepped into their Peace Pigsty, the big gray wolf outside would not be allowed to touch them, otherwise the three little pigs would fight it with their hoes.
The big gray wolf was helpless. If the pigs were unarmed, it wouldn’t fear even a group of them. However, with three pigs holding hoes, even it wouldn’t dare to be too unrestrained.
The story comes to an end here. To know what happens next, please listen to the next installment, hahahahaha.”
“Ah? Big Brother, Big Brother, what happened next? What happened to the three little pigs?”
“What happened next? We’ll talk about what happens next tomorrow. It’s so late, go to sleep first, and we’ll talk tomorrow.”
“Big Brother, tell me a little longer, Big Brother. This is the first time I’ve heard this version of The Three Little Pigs.”
“Go, go, go, go to sleep first, I’ll tell you again tomorrow, hehehe.”
“Then, okay, hahaha, goodnight, Big Brother.”
“Goodnight, hahahahaha.”
