Chapter 218: Go Beat Them Up For Me
“Destiny is full of twists and turns, embracing indifference; bidding farewell to the countless train stations of youth. Content with the ordinary, yet unwilling to rot into the mundane, you are A Diao, you are a bird of freedom…”
The boy hummed Zhao Lei’s song “A Diao,” feeling absolutely wonderful.
His attitude towards life was completely different from that of ordinary people; for him, nothing was good or bad, everything was just right.
From his initial enlightenment and cultivation of Buddhism, after deep cultivation, he transcended the limitations of the ego and lived in a higher dimensional state.
He had no fantasies about anything, no worry, no attachment; what came was just right, and what left was also just right.
Perhaps few people could understand the boy’s ways, yet many indeed envied him.
He didn’t even have a faith, because he himself was his own religion, his own king, his own God.
This kind of self-consistent attitude towards life could make a person live with great transcendence.
Many people thought they understood, knew, had read many books, felt they could do it, but they couldn’t do shit.
Those were merely descriptions of cultivation states, but they didn’t tell you the methods of cultivation.
Some people immediately spoke of the heart and thoughts being different, and so on.
Hahahaha, if the boy hadn’t told them himself, some people would truly find it difficult to transcend the ego their entire lives.
That easy? Then wouldn’t everyone have transcended long ago?
When someone thinks they have transcended, they have actually entered the next phase of attachment. Those who truly transcend will feel and know it themselves.
What the boy explained was super, super simple and easy to understand compared to what others said, and he also provided the method. But this doesn’t mean one can transcend.
He wasn’t exaggerating; this is truly not a matter of having money or not. The true method of awakening cannot be obtained by those who do not genuinely respect the boy and listen to him.
This is a super powerful BUG. If you misunderstand even one sentence when the boy is teaching you, or have a rebellious thought, you will immediately fall into demonic ways, and distracting thoughts will surge more intensely than ever before, that stimulating feeling.
“Hmph.”
Without guidance, if you don’t get confused, consider yourself lucky.
“Can you get used to my arm serving as your pillow? Whether you get used to it or not, hehehe, yahahahaha.”
The boy could have a great time all by himself, without relying on any external factors, directly acquiring happiness from his original heart. Enjoying all the beauty, he was not lonely; how could a happy person feel lonely?
Of course, Old Monk Liaochen was just like the boy. Look, he often carried his alms bowl and, when no one was looking, would hop around happily like a child; “Namo Amitabha, Buddha, hahaha, la la la la…”
Jie Wuchen was also like this. He was hopping around moments ago, but he choked on his water and spat it out, which made him laugh so hard he almost struck it rich; “Hahaha, holy crap, I sprayed it out, hahahahaha…”
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That day, the boy suddenly felt something, his brow furrowed, and then he said a few words to the Wang Fei; “I’m going into meditation for a trip. I might be back in a while, or it might take a week or half a month, or even one or two months. It’s hard to say. Don’t worry about me. If you find I’m not breathing, don’t worry about it either. Don’t move my body. Otherwise, I won’t be able to find it when I come back.”
After repeatedly explaining, the boy found a corner in his home, sat upright, and entered the void.
In a cave, Old Monk Liaochen placed his alms bowl on the ground and sat cross-legged. As soon as he closed his eyes, his body visibly recovered its youth. His kashaya scattered like dust, transforming into plain white clothes. A red lotus flower appeared between his eyebrows, exactly like the image of the monk Wuchen in TV series.
At this moment, Jie Wuchen was on an airplane, muttering to himself, “Holy crap~! Holy crap~! You two, wait for me a bit~!” After saying this, he hurried to the restroom, forming a sword finger; “Hurry, hurry~! As urgent as the imperial decree~!”
After chanting, Jie Wuchen emerged from the airplane and transformed into a white cloud, ascending rapidly~!
In the underworld, Big Brother was sitting in a small courtyard, with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Zhong Kui, two great powers, sitting opposite him.
I paused the story at this point and said with a smile; “Seniors, can’t we avoid fighting? It’s almost time for dinner, and I have to go home to eat later. Can we just stop here?”
The two big shots looked at Big Brother, with a slight contemplation.
Ksitigarbha said; “Young friend, you’ve spoken so much, are you saying that if a person has roots of goodness, they will always walk the righteous path no matter how much suffering they endure?”
I shook my head.
Celestial Master Zhong Kui then said; “So are you saying that people are sometimes good and sometimes evil, and we shouldn’t negate the final outcome based on temporary good or evil?”
I shook my head again, a kind yet evil smile appearing on my face:
“I’m telling you two to stop fighting, that’s all. You’re endless, it’s affecting my life. If you don’t stop, I’ll deal with you two~!”
After saying this, Big Brother, with a move to strike first, unleashed a torrent of rascally demeanor and overbearing qi. Scarlet blood qi overflowed wildly from Big Brother’s Higanbana Flower true self, exhibiting the full appearance of someone falling into demonic ways.
Seeing this, Ksitigarbha and Zhong Kui both frowned. Two palpable killing intents locked onto Big Brother, as if warning him; you really don’t know the immensity of heaven and earth. If you dare to fall into demonic ways, we will kill you on the spot.
Big Brother let out a dismissive snort.
“Hmph~!”
As the sound faded, countless Higanbana flowers by the Bridge of Helplessness began to cough violently, and pollen instantly filled the underworld. Scarlet like mist, carrying a strange and peculiar floral fragrance.
In the blink of an eye, Ksitigarbha’s golden body began to turn red as it was corroded by the pollen, and Zhong Kui’s demon-slaying sword was also affected.
Seeing this, the two great powers showed great alarm, breaking out in a cold sweat.
At this point, they finally looked at Big Brother seriously.
They each cast spells to expel the poisonous pollen.
Ksitigarbha directly summoned his Zen staff, and Zhong Kui also drew his precious sword. It seemed they were about to attack Big Brother.
Just as the tension reached its peak, Big Brother shouted;
“Wuyou~!”
“Liaochen~!”
“Jie Wuchen~!”
Following Big Brother’s three calls, three figures emerged sequentially from Big Brother’s body; that’s right~! It was the three people from Big Brother’s story.
They were originally one with Big Brother. This move is called “One Qi Transforms into Three Pure Ones.” I am that One Qi, and they are the Three Pure Ones. Hahahaha.
After these three appeared, they each nodded at Big Brother.
I grinned wickedly; “Go beat them up for me!”
Liaochen and Wuyou didn’t say anything and directly charged forward, fighting with Ksitigarbha and Zhong Kui.
As for Jie Wuchen, that idiot, his grandmother, he said to me with a giggle; “Big Brother, after we finish fighting, can you lend me some pollen to brew some wine? I’ve never drunk wine brewed with Higanbana flower pollen before.”
Oh, I’m so pissed off! This little bastard wants to use my pollen to brew wine. I immediately unleashed a flying kick; “Go to hell! You go fight first!”
With that kick, I sent him flying into the melee.
