Chapter 248: Borrowing Momentum
Seeing that I was stubborn and unyielding, the old bastard stopped talking nonsense with me.
“Take him down~!” he directly ordered his subordinates to act.
Damn it, I spoiled them! “Pfft~!”
Suddenly exerting force with my hand, I crushed that idiot Shen Teng, who always bullied my Big Brother when he was weak, to death.
Taking out a red firecracker from my pocket, I ignited it with lightning speed.
“Diu~! I’m a dong~!”
“Boom~!”
“One Cloud-Piercing Arrow! Three awesome heroes come to meet!”
““Woo…, beep beep, vehicles ahead pull over, there’s a convoy behind. Beep beep biubiubiu~!”
Come enjoy this song, its name is Night, if you like DJ, then step into my world, tonight we sway together, come and forget your troubles…”
With a roar, the void split open, and Xue Pan, driving the Backwards-Pedaling Donkey Cart, appeared before my Big Brother with Jin Buque and Old Dog.
“Damn it! I am Great Immortal Golden Toad Jin Buque, which big idiot dares to touch my Big Brother?”
“Damn it, I’m Laozi, the Magician of Dog Feces, who dares to touch my Big Brother?”
“The Swimming Champion of the Chrysanthemum is here~! Who the hell has an itchy ass and dares to touch my Big Brother?”
…
Originally, I was a little nervous, but as soon as I saw my three brothers announce themselves, I felt a little bit of enthusiasm again, hahaha.
（ Announcing yourselves, meaning introducing yourselves. ）
Seeing the three suddenly appear, the opposing forces were startled and looked at the leading big idiot in puzzlement. One of them asked;
“Your Excellency Zuobian Deteng, you, didn’t you seal the void? They? How did they…?”
This question also stumped the old bastard, Zuobian Deteng. He himself had sealed the void, so who were these three people who suddenly appeared? How could they ignore the void’s seal and appear here!
Let’s not worry about how many “ders” he has, or which “der” hurts.
You wouldn’t know this, but although Xue Pan is a bit clumsy at cultivation and has always had poor talent for cultivation techniques, when fighting, he only knows how to curse and has no other means. However, this kid is absolutely unparalleled in technology, past and present, both in China and abroad. His Backwards-Pedaling Donkey Cart, after he modified it, is truly a unique existence. Not to mention other functions, just the ability to freely traverse the Heaven, Earth, and Man realms is not much. Last time, he directly traveled to Lingxiao Palace! Can ordinary people enter the restrictions and barriers there without notice?
I’d say even a Great Golden Immortal or a Great Bodhisattva would have some trouble entering directly without announcing themselves, right? Let alone my Big Brother and Jin Buque.
But this vehicle, in its automatic driving mode, just carried the four of us up.
So I say, just traversing this “Zuobian Deteng” guy’s little confinement is like paper, isn’t it?
After Xue Pan and the other two arrived, I wasn’t nervous at all. With the Backwards-Pedaling Donkey Cart, we could leave if we wanted to, right? Were we still afraid of them? If we couldn’t win, at worst we could ride the Backwards-Pedaling Donkey Cart back to the Underworld. Who would dare to touch me in the Underworld? Damn it~!
Thinking this, I boastfully said to Zuobian Deteng with a chuckle; “Hmph, I’ll give you a chance. Hurry up and kowtow eight times now, and I’ll let bygones be bygones. Otherwise, don’t blame me for calling for backup, okay?
Damn you, big idiot, didn’t you even inquire before leaving? They call me the Invincible Awesome Chan Xin Great Master, the one who erupted from the chrysanthemum. Where do I go that I’m not top-notch? In the Three Realms, who don’t I know?
Let me tell you the truth, let alone you being just a family from the Heavenly Realm, even if you served in the Heavenly Realm, you’d have to squat for me. Old Lord Jade Emperor and I are friends of different generations; if it weren’t for the huge age difference, we would have been buddies. In the Mortal World, let’s not even mention others, I have a large group of brothers cultivating in the Mortal World now. Even if you went to the Underworld, do you know who Houtu is? That’s my Elder Sister. If you dare to touch me, with my Elder Sister’s temperament, not swelling your little bitch face with a slap would be considered lucky for you!
How about it? Damn it, try touching me again?”
After hearing my words, that old geezer Zuobian Deteng clearly didn’t take what I said seriously. He looked at me with a puzzled expression, as if looking at a mentally ill person who was drunk and acting out.
Oh dear? Damn it, you think I’m Hello Kitty when I don’t show my power like a tiger?
“Go, Panzi, go and tell my Elder Sister and Old Lord Jade Emperor that your Big Brother is being bullied and ask them to bring people to help me!”
After Xue Pan received the order, he said nothing. “Come enjoy this song, its name is Night, if you like DJ, then step into my world, tonight we sway together, come and forget your troubles…”
“Buzz buzz~!”
He rode the Backwards-Pedaling Donkey Cart himself to find people.
I wasn’t in a hurry at all. I was thinking beautifully. Damn it, once my forces are gathered, I won’t just deal with these grandsons in front of me, I’ll also go to their clan and show off. At that time, I’ll make their Clan Leader behave properly too.
This is called borrowing momentum, and also standing on the shoulders of giants to see the world. Before you stand up yourself, you must learn to borrow momentum, like a fox borrowing the tiger’s might, to deter villains.
Zuobian Deteng also did not act rashly. Seeing my confident demeanor, he was also unsure and could only wait and see if I could truly summon those two supreme existences from the two realms.
After a long while, Xue Pan returned with an ashen face. Before I could speak, he began to complain indignantly; “Damn it, Big Brother, let’s not deal with them anymore. None of them are reasonable. Houtu said she is the ruler of the Earth Realm and it’s inconvenient for her to participate in the affairs of the Heavenly Realm clans, so you should find a way yourself.
The Jade Emperor was even more speechless. He said he is the ruler of the Heavenly Realm and only manages the order of the Heavenly Realm. The people of the Sato Clan did not do anything too outrageous. Such small disputes are common in the Three Realms, and he, the ruler of the Heavenly Realm, is not convenient to participate, unless absolutely necessary. Otherwise, he will not intervene in such matters!”
“What?”
Hearing this, I immediately stood up in disbelief and said; “Impossible? They have such a good relationship with me, how could they not help me? The Jade Emperor is understandable, but my Elder Sister wouldn’t ignore me? Did you not explain it clearly to them? I’m being bullied right now! Someone wants to kill me! They wouldn’t ignore me?”
Seeing my expression change, Xue Pan said helplessly; “Alas, Big Brother, I told them. I even went to your Godfather, King Yama, for help. Your Godfather went to Empress Houtu to plead, but it didn’t work. He was even scolded by Empress Houtu, and has now been dismissed from his post and is no longer on duty!”
“This? I…”
