Chapter 275: Wake Up Quickly
Er Bai, my god, how are ordinary people so easily controlled by emotions and fall into demonic ways?
Damn it, you two fight amongst yourselves! You have karma and past grudges between you, what does it have to do with me? I didn’t laugh, I didn’t say anything, I didn’t even have an expression! What the hell is going on?
Am I not even good at pretending to be a block of wood?
Thinking this, I looked at the woman and said, “You should go about your business. We have no enmity, don’t provoke me.”
Who knew, upon hearing this, the woman immediately became angry, glaring at me and asking, “How have I not provoked you? Haven’t you been looking at me?”
Hearing this, I almost wanted to laugh, but out of politeness, I held it back and didn’t laugh.
“I guess I have provoked you? Then I won’t look anymore, you should go about your business.”
I’ve been so low-key, and even letting her have her way, why can’t ordinary people leave me, a stranger, alone? She, on the other hand, insisted on making a big fool of herself, as if I didn’t fear her and wasn’t respecting the kitchen knife in her hand.
“If you don’t leave now, believe it or not, I’ll chop you?”
Oh, my god! I didn’t step on any dog shit when I went out today, did I? Why did I get stuck with this?
Fine, fine, a wise immortal doesn’t fight with a mortal. I don’t want to get entangled with her, so I’ll just leave.
Just as I was about to get up, I don’t know what kind of evil frenzy this woman was in, but before I could even stand up, she swung the knife at my head.
I saw that it was difficult to dodge, and even if I dodged, I would still get cut. So, with quick reaction, I thrust my head upwards.
This isn’t me being reckless. Firstly, the head is a very hard part of the human body and is not easily broken by anything. Secondly, as I pushed my head up, her swing would shorten, reducing the force.
However, this method depends on the specific situation. A kitchen knife is inherently short, and its swing doesn’t require a large arc. Even a wrist movement can generate considerable force.
It was just that the timing was perfect, which is why I did what I did.
“Thud—!”
The kitchen knife hit the top of my head with a dull thud.
In that instant, I was furious. People often say fools have lucky breaks, but we must distinguish between fools and idiots. Fools are lucky, but idiots aren’t, are they?
After all this, if I’m not angry, wouldn’t that make me an idiot?
After the kitchen knife collided with my stainless steel iron head, I seized the opportunity to grab the woman’s legs and forcefully shove forward.
With a “plop,” I threw her to the ground, and then with lightning speed, I stood up and kicked the kitchen knife out of her hand, where it embedded firmly in the wooden doorframe of the tea stall.
My grandmother and grandfather’s balls! If I don’t show my power, do you really think I’m Hello Kitty?
I’m unwilling to get entangled and fight with ordinary people, but that doesn’t mean I dare not!
My kindness means I have the ability to hit you, but I don’t. It doesn’t mean I’m afraid to hit you and let you hit me. That’s not being a fool, that’s being a complete idiot! Damn! If you had just used your fists and feet, I would have let it go. But you dared to use a metal weapon?
After kicking the knife away, I went up and gave the woman a big slap, knocking her unconscious. Then, I squatted beside her and began to chant:
“Ni ma pi, ni ma pi, ni ma is a big idiot, a mad dog reincarnated who knows no sin. You mistake a human body for a burden. In your past life, you loved eating shit. How dare you forget this in this life.
After you wake up today, your nature will be stained anew, never to be forgotten for eternity… Ba-ba you ge long ding dong ah—!”
After doing all this, I brushed off a few strands of my hair that had been cut, chuckled sinisterly with indifference, stood up, turned my head, and left.
Damn that scoundrel! After finally being reborn as a human from a mad dog, you don’t cherish it, and you continuously bite everyone you see out of habit. Since you want to be a dog, don’t blame this old man for hypnotizing you back into eating shit while you’re unconscious, you damn punk! Your grandfather’s balls, hahahaha.
I don’t even need to think about it. This bitch will definitely super love smelly things from now on. The reason is simple, because I’ve planted this pattern, or habit, in her subconscious.
Things that are carved into the subconscious are the hardest to change, and they will awaken this habit inadvertently for all eternity. Over time, the habit will create more karma, further deepening this behavior. Hehehe, no matter what you’re reincarnated as, this subconscious behavior will not change.
I may not like bullying people, but damn it, I was so accommodating to you, and you incessantly tried to bully me. So don’t blame me, hahaha.
Upon returning to the tavern, I used my divine light technique to watch the woman’s future events as if watching a movie.
After the man was injured, some onlookers kindly called the police and dialed the emergency number.
The woman, however, woke up not long after I left, sitting on the ground in a daze, not knowing what to do. She saw two puppies mating by the roadside, which made her feel restless.
After the two dogs played for a while and finished, they each defecated where they were.
Looking at the steaming fresh feces, the woman uncontrollably walked over…
That scene, hehehe, imagine it yourselves. Hahahaha.
Seeing that my curse was taking effect so quickly, I stopped watching. Because watching too much really made me feel a bit nauseous.
Even when I see a dog eating feces, I feel the dog is a bit foolish. But to see a dog that looks like a person eating it, this, this is truly a chill down this old man’s spine. Although this chill was caused by myself, it was still chilling, damn it!
Sometimes, I really feel that ordinary people are too much trouble. They always want others to do as they wish. If you don’t listen, they become resentful, even turning resentment into hatred.
I remember in one lifetime, I was writing a book, and a polite young man always called me Master. But that wasn’t strange, because many people who learned from my books liked to call me Teacher.
The strangeness was that this child was a bit self-righteous and wanted me to do something for him, but he wouldn’t tell me what it was. And he started by saying that I should follow him, and he would lead me to a life of luxury, and even ennoble me as the Primordial Heavenly Sovereign in the future.
I told him that I find steamed buns delicious and chili peppers spicy even with water, trying to guide him with these words.
He didn’t understand and started cursing and threatening me, saying what would I eat if the world was destroyed? He said I could only eat steamed buns and shouldn’t look for him. He accused me of not seeing the world’s situation and questioned where my justice was. He said if I didn’t help him, I would be a rogue cultivator in the future.
Damn it, Eldest Brother, you call me Master, ask me for favors, and want me to follow you for a life of luxury. My intention in guiding you was that I could live a life of luxury no matter what, and you shouldn’t speak to me like that. You didn’t understand and cursed me?
If it weren’t for your pure heart, and that you were just temporarily lost in distracting thoughts, I wouldn’t have responded to you. Your temperament is unstable, little one, calm down a bit, little idiot. You didn’t even realize you were cursing and threatening me. You calling me Master makes me feel like I’m being slapped, it hurts so much.
You’re stuck at the first hurdle of respecting the teacher and valuing the Dao. No matter how many promises you make, what good will it do? Your words make what suits your wishes good and what doesn’t become evil. This is typical behavior controlled by the ego. Wake up quickly, good child, and do not be deluded any longer.
