Chapter 307: They Aren’t Even Needed For Planting Rice
Seeing more Heavenly Realm people involved, the leading Ghost Immortal of the Earth Realm angrily pointed at Li Jing and said, “You Li Jing, how dare you deceive this Seat? This Seat will definitely not let you off.”
Li Jing originally wanted to explain a few words, but seeing his subordinates being killed in large numbers by the Earth Realm experts, anger surged instantly, and two fire snakes shot out from his eyes.
Think about it, these subordinates were like brothers to him, Li Jing! Every time they went out to do something, they would follow behind Li Jing to back him up, so that Li Jing could show off in the front. Now they are killed, how could Li Jing endure it!
Even though he initially knew that his side was in the wrong, his brothers were killed, so how could Li Jing still have the mind to talk about any nonsense!
At this point, let alone Li Jing would not bow his head, even if the other party bowed and apologized now, it would be too late, because this had crossed Li Jing’s bottom line.
Under his burning rage, Li Jing directly cursed, “To your mother! Your subordinates killed my brothers, and you dare to question me? And you won’t let me off? It’s no use even if you want to let me off, today I will make you look good!”
After saying that, Li Jing shouted, “Beat the drums!”
“Dong… Dong dong… Dong… Dong dong…”
Seeing that Li Jing was going to fight him seriously, the leading Ghost Immortal was, after all, a overlord commanding many experts. Even a clay figurine has some temper, let alone him!
He also shouted, “Sound the horns!”
“Woo…”
“Kill~!”
“Kill~!”
“Kill~!”
The two sides had no prior enmity, but as the friction gradually increased, and even casualties occurred continuously, their grievances and hatred grew in this process.
Over there,
Sato Fumio, who had been waiting aside to watch the show, saw the two helpers he had called for suddenly start fighting. He frowned, thinking he was hallucinating. He rubbed his eyes hard and looked again, then said in disbelief, “Oh my god, it’s real!”
He was instantly dumbfounded and muttered to himself, “This? Weren’t they here to help me? Why? Why are they fighting?”
Unlike them, Big Brother was completely having a blast.
After I fanned this fire, how could I forget about that big idiot Sato Fumio?
Seeing Sato Fumio’s dazed and stupid look, I continued to add fuel to the fire, saying,
“Damn it! I am Sato Kuma from the Sato Clan! You people from the Heavenly Realm are truly shameless! We agreed to help us, and now you are shamelessly betraying us at the critical moment!”
“To your mother! You idiot from the Earth Realm! Stop showing off, I am from the Sato Clan. How dare you shameless people from the Earth Realm pretend to be from our Sato Clan and bark nonsense, you scoundrel seeking death!”
“To your mother, I, without changing my surname or name, am Sato Usagi, why would I deceive you? You are the one seeking death!”
“Get lost! You even got the name wrong, and you dare to say you are from the Sato Clan? You imposter!”
“You are the imposter! Your whole family are imposters! When did I get the name wrong? I was originally called Sato Kuma! It’s your ears that are faulty! You are definitely a spy!”
“Damn it! You’ve already said three names, and you still say you’re not fake?”
“I can say whatever I want, what business is it of yours, you imposter? So what if I said it? Kuma Kuma Baldy Qiang is here to steal corn again! I’m happy, eat shit!”
“Ah ya ya ya ya! You’re making me so angry, little thief, you’re seeking death!”
“To your mother, you old scoundrel, I will cripple you today!”
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Hehehe, I’m sorry, these two people arguing are none other than Big Brother, I was impersonating them, ohuhu.
I brought up the name of the Sato Clan again, cough cough cough, then let’s go.
The Heavenly and Earth Realm experts who were a bit closer to the Sato Clan in the distance, after hearing this,
Didn’t care about anything else, where was there time to analyze whether it was true or false?
They directly charged towards that group of big idiots from the Sato Clan. They caught the Sato Clan people completely off guard, and they quickly parried. They really couldn’t understand why these two parties, who were both helpers called by the clan leader, would suddenly turn against them?
Seeing this scene, Big Brother was laughing so hard that he was drooling, heeheehee. This is called fishing in troubled waters, beating the teacher to death with a stick.
The more people who come, the easier it is for me to stir up the water. Once it’s stirred up, I will randomly throw big sticks in the chaos, making it impossible for you not to participate in the battle.
Hehehe, you still want to call for helpers to gang up on me? Damn it, you really don’t take me, a dried bean curd, as food!
Given how devious Big Brother is, would I let you bully me?
Damn it, if you think about it with your buttocks, you know it’s impossible! If I don’t screw you over, I’m really spoiling you!
What is called wisdom is an intangible sorcery? Hmph, this is it.
What about the techniques of Guiguzi, what about Sun Wu’s Art of War, they are nothing more than bewitching people’s hearts, the best strategy is to attack plans, fighting without bloodshed, killing with borrowed knives, using skillful means of wisdom to stir up the changes of the world. What a simple principle and knowledge it is, the more self-righteous people are, the more confused they become.
You really think Big Brother is arrogant just because I’m good at cultivating immortality? Actually, I cultivate immortality because my wisdom is too high! And after cultivating immortality, my wisdom has become even greater!
Wahahahaha. Damn it! Fight with me! If you’re not careful, I can kill a large group of you! And you won’t even know it was because of me! This is called the butterfly effect!
Otherwise, if I were surrounded by layers upon layers of people, would I still have the mind to strip naked and wrestle?
Long before I started wrestling, I had already thought of it. First, I would use Nezha’s temper to force Nezha to join, then through this matter, I would enrage Li Jing, making the Earth Realm experts develop a rift with the Heavenly Realm experts to cause contradictions, intentionally amplify the contradictions, and then take advantage of the chaos to drag that group of big idiots from the Sato Clan into the water.
Killing two birds with one stone is nothing? Controlling the overall situation is what’s awesome!
All those who are self-righteous and lofty are like cabbage in Big Brother’s bowl, I’ll eat them however I want.
Still want to fight with me? Do you have the IQ for that? With this kind of performance, damn it! It’s not that Big Brother speaks harshly, with this IQ, they wouldn’t even be needed to plant rice in our village.
Where there is a stance, there will naturally be differences; where there are feelings, there will naturally be attachments. Only by discarding all external factors and the influence of one’s own mind on oneself can one be called a True Immortal, a Great Sage, invincible. Hehehe.
