Chapter 51: Lone 2’s Letter To Brothers And Sisters
I’ve been scolded so badly recently that my hand is sore from deleting book reviews.
Jīe 2 didn’t have the habit of deleting book reviews before. Even if scolded with comments like “Reading your book, there are 100,000 grass mud horses whistling past,” Jīe 2 persisted in not deleting them, emphasizing authenticity.
Now it’s different. Getting older, his son can’t find a partner, his mentality is unstable. Seeing a few bad book reviews makes his heart ache and tears flow, then he wails loudly, rolls on the ground, and almost explodes to death in the end.
So, to live a few more days, delete a few bad book reviews. You gentlemen are kind, pity my old and weak state, surely you can forgive me.
Speaking of which, you gentlemen who read books are like the lofty Qin Shi Huang. Wanting to read a book, with one command, all authors in the world like Jīe 2 rack their brains, wear out iron inkstones, use up two carts of worn brushes, and tremblingly present the finished work to the Emperor, only hoping for the Emperor’s satisfied smile.
However, the heart of Qin Shi Huang is like the mouth of a glutton, never satisfied.
Today offer braised pork, the Emperor permits it; tomorrow offer braised pork, the Emperor scolds: Greasy! The day after offer plain porridge and side dishes, the Emperor says: Very smooth bowel movement. Another day offer plain porridge and side dishes, the Emperor scolds: So bland, deceiving me, drag him out for decapitation!
Jīe 2 didn’t have time to offer better dishes, and was chopped into dog meat sauce by you Emperors, to be fed to dogs.
In this way, Jīe 2’s killing intent suddenly arises, harboring the heart to assassinate the Emperor.
Jīe 2 is determined to use Fan Yuqi’s head（Distant Mountain opening）as the gift for seeking an audience, explain the Dukang Map（Distant Mountain wasteland chapter）as the reason to approach the Emperor, then use Madam Xu’s Dagger（Distant Mountain riot chapter）to stab the king and kill the ruler, ultimately leaving the poison of《Distant Mountain Formation Breaking Song》forever in the Emperor’s heart.
1 Now it seems things have not gone as planned. Fan Yuqi’s head was rejected by Qin Shi Huang, the Dukang Map was hated by the Emperor as soon as barren mountains and remote areas were seen… Madam Xu’s Dagger hidden in the map may never see the light of day.
1 Jīe 2 earnestly advises to the death.
1 《Distant Mountain Formation Breaking Song》is a work after Jīe 2’s deep consideration, with the opening changed as many as eight times front and back. It’s not that I don’t know how to write the opening or how to attract readers, but to take care of the whole book and make it complete, that’s why I did it.
1 Because I still think the completeness of a book is better than feeding you gentlemen hormones right from the opening.
1 Calm—minor climax—major climax—super climax—towering waves—hurricane tsunami—calm seas, that is the trick to attract you gentlemen to finish reading the whole book.
1 This book, four million words, now after nearly 200,000 words updated in almost a month, has just reached the edge of the minor climax. Please give Jīe 2 a little more time.
1 This book will surely become your Emperors’ bedside book in the future. Jīe 2 is confident to contribute a complete, orderly, content-rich and exciting novel to everyone.
