Chapter 153: Three-eyed Golden Lion: “i Don’t Want To Study! I Want Flat Peaches! I Want Purple Grapefruits!”
Star Dou Great Forest Core Area Lake of Life.
Di Tian was in the Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s nest, his golden vertical pupils emitting a hint of helpless light as he looked at the message sent by his own Lord.
“You probably haven’t experienced human things before, so let you taste something fresh.”
Di Tian sighed, slowly walking out of the nest. Because of the Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s uniqueness, as the Star Dou Great Forest’s luck bearer, her nest was only a few hundred meters from the Lake of Life.
As soon as he stepped out the door, he could see the entire Lake of Life.
Only the Three-Eyed Golden Lion could enjoy this treatment; normal Ten-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts weren’t even qualified to approach the edge of the Core Area.
The Lake of Life at this moment was no longer as peaceful as before, with voices bustling around it—well, beast voices bustling.
At first, Di Tian wanted to manage it and make them keep quiet at the Lake of Life, but later he thought that since his own Lord had already left the Lake of Life, there was no point in continuing to keep it quiet.
Might as well let them do whatever.
As long as they didn’t pee or poop in the Lake of Life, because the Lake of Life was at least the Star Dou Great Forest’s Holy Land.
If you dare to defile this Holy Land, you’d better pray you’re a luck Imperial Beast like the Golden Tortoise, with luck protecting you.
Otherwise, you could have a good intimate contact with Di Tian’s Dragon Claw.
Ever since the previous batch of Beast Kings brought a large amount of materials back to their respective territories.
One spreads to ten, ten to a hundred.
All Beast Kings living in the Star Dou Great Forest knew that there was a batch of novel items from the human world in the Core Area.
They all came over with their families to select human world items they liked.
Among these Beast Kings, there were no lack of those with grudges against each other, but in the Core Area, right in front of Di Tian, no beast dared to cause trouble.
The Star Dou Great Forest’s Beast Kings all had their own little schemes and were naturally rebellious.
But for Beast God Di Tian, this heavyweight champion of the soul beast world, whether in strength or beastly character, they were all very admiring.
Ever since over a month ago when Xiong Jun and Chi Wang ordered a large batch of human world materials from the Star Luo Empire Royal Family,
The two of them subsequently spent nearly ten million Dream Coins to increase trade with the Star Luo Empire.
Because these soul beasts paid very straightforwardly, without any human-like petty thoughts, trading with them was very comfortable. Many Star Luo Empire auction houses and Merchant Associations began contacting these soul beasts.
Xu Jiawei was initially worried that after his trade with soul beasts was exposed, he would be labeled a human traitor by the public.
He had even prepared to spend a large amount of Dream Coins to trade with Magic Net founder “Ye Ge” to have him delete posts cursing him.
The Star Luo Empire’s cooperation with the other party wasn’t just a day or two; Xu Jiawei had spent quite a bit of money to have “Ye Ge” promote some posts praising him.
In the end, he found that those merchants and auction houses, upon knowing about his soul trade, not only didn’t guide public opinion to pressure him, but instead greatly praised him and actively helped him explain to the public.
They had wanted to trade with soul beasts anyway, and now that the royal family was leading the way, they had no more scruples.
These Merchant Associations and auction houses had wanted to contact the Star Dou Great Forest Core Area ever since the Magic Net appeared.
You know, the Core Area and mixed circle are full of treasures; even the fur or nails on some Beast Kings are precious soul beast materials for humans.
In the past, to obtain these materials, one had to risk entering deep into the Star Dou Great Forest, possibly even fighting soul beasts.
Now, they can directly obtain these precious materials through trade, without taking huge risks.
Problems that can be solved with money are no longer problems from now on.
These Merchant Associations and auction houses certainly won’t miss this opportunity.
In the face of absolute benefit, these merchants can sell anything!
The Star Luo Imperial Family originally restricted high-tier attack Soul Tools from flowing into soul beast hands.
These Merchant Associations didn’t care, having no taboos; as long as soul beasts paid, they dared to sell any Soul Tool!
After seeing this, Di Tian proactively spent a large amount of Dream Coins to buy more Soul Tool Books and attack Soul Tools from these Merchant Associations, tossing them to the Ten Thousand Demon King and other smarter soul beasts to study.
Upon seeing this, the Star Luo Imperial Family sent Hall of Offerings Titled Douluo to crack down on this chaos, using force to solemnly tell these Merchant Associations that they could trade with soul beasts, but couldn’t sell high-tier attack Soul Tools to them.
Xu Jiawei felt that his trading with soul beasts already made him a human traitor, but those Merchant Associations and auction houses were even bolder, even willing to completely disregard being human.
“Chi Wang, how much for this?”
A Hundred Thousand Year Level Rouge Soft Muscle Python used her pink snake tail to pick up a stack of books, flicking her snake tongue as she talked with Chi Wang.
“This one, one hundred Dream Coins.”
“Just transfer it to me.”
The Rouge Soft Muscle Python nodded, transferred the Dream Coins to him, then asked further.
“Has that human called ‘Golden Chef’ been found yet?”
“Dream Coins aren’t enough, we can add a bit more.”
“Will ‘Dragon and Flower’, ‘Golden Restaurant’, and ‘Kill That Titled Douluo’ be updated anymore?”
“This lady is still waiting to see the ending.”
“Exactly! Can we catch that guy and bring him to the Star Dou Great Forest?”
“We want to lock him up and make him finish the ending quickly.”
“Such good books without endings—what kind of thing is this?”
The surrounding Beast Kings all chimed in agreement. With Magic Net just starting, there were few literary works on it, mostly biographies and some dull academic works.
Xia Die became very famous on Magic Net with her elegant writing style, delicate emotions, and excellent stories.
She was at the household name level, single-handedly supporting half the forum novels.
Later novels mostly imitated Xia Die’s style, but some began to show innovation and surpassing.
On the basis of Xia Die’s novels, some entirely new tropes were born.
For example, divorce flow and Dragon King return flow dominated the current mainstream tropes.
Probably in another year, the Magic Net could have a novel forum in its original state.
Chi Wang shook all three heads helplessly and said:
“Not only soul beasts are looking; humans are too, but currently there’s no clue at all. The other party is hiding very well.”
Xia Die was Huo Yuhao’s good daughter. Although she liked being an eunuch, which even made Huo Yuhao a bit unable to hold back, he still helped hide her identity.
He couldn’t just watch this girl get caught by those Beast Kings and locked in a little black room in the Star Dou Great Forest, right?
The Rouge Soft Muscle Python shook her head regretfully and said:
“What a pity.”
“Right, Chi Wang, these scales are for you—they’re the ones I shed these days.”
“Aren’t humans collecting these? Help me exchange them for some human beauty and skincare products.”
“That Ice Spirit Frost last time was really good! Get more!”
Chi Wang stored the scales given by the Rouge Soft Muscle Python in his Storage Soul Tool.
The shed scales of a Hundred Thousand Year Level Rouge Soft Muscle Python could fetch sky-high prices at auction.
The Rouge Soft Muscle Python was a genuine top-tier soul beast; her scales were the best materials whether for making Soul Tools or armor.
The shed scales from a Hundred Thousand Year Level Rouge Soft Muscle Python were enough as the main material for a Level Eight Soul Tool.
Even the fur shed from Chi Wang’s body was something humans were willing to buy at high prices.
These Beast Kings’ bodies were all treasures; humans didn’t care what, as long as they sold, money wasn’t an issue.
Di Tian could clearly hear the conversations of those soul beasts from hundreds of meters away and said helplessly:
“Lord.”
“Human world stuff, we don’t lack it here at all.”
“If you came back a bit later, they could probably open a mall for you here.”
“I don’t know if what I’m doing is right or wrong.”
“Soul beasts can’t keep falling behind; humanity’s development is too fast.”
“Sooner or later, their Soul Tools will threaten me.”
Earlier, besides supervising the Three-Eyed Golden Lion learning Magic Net videos, Di Tian was also fiddling with a Level Seven Soul Tool Ray Cannon.
The Core Formation Array on it was profound and complex, every pattern a crystallization of wisdom.
This Soul Tool could unleash an attack comparable to a Thirty Thousand Years soul beast just by injecting one soul power.
You know, Di Tian had seen through Magic Net that the Sun Moon Empire’s armies were mass-equipped with related Soul Tools.
Those Sun Moon Empire soldiers earned a lot of tips every day by showing off Soul Tools.
Di Tian even saw quite a few stronger than this, up to Level Nine.
Di Tian wasn’t a fool; just thinking about if one day the Sun Moon Empire’s army came to the Star Dou Great Forest and fired at full power made him unable to sleep.
He himself could ignore these Soul Tools—even the strongest Level Nine couldn’t threaten his life—but that was because he was an Eight Hundred Thousand Years Beast God.
The soul beasts below couldn’t withstand the firepower of an entire army.
In the end, probably only they these Beast Kings would survive.
Di Tian shook his head and said to Chi Wang:
“Chi Wang, send some soul beasts to the outer ring to wait for the materials Lord is sending.”
Upon hearing this, Chi Wang’s entire dog body trembled, his tail wagging rapidly.
“Sent by Lord?!”
“Then I’ll go personally!”
“This absolutely can’t go wrong!”
Chi Wang handed the materials to his subordinates for management, then ran straight toward the outer ring.
Di Tian nodded, turned back to the Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s home, preparing to look at Soul Tool Books a bit more.
As the soul beast boss, he must keep up with the times.
“Di Tian, I’m so tired. Can I go out to play?”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion was weakly sprawled on the ground at this moment, with a white-bearded old man on the Magic Net video in front of her detailing a Soul Tool textbook.
This old man was a Sun Moon Empire Soul Engineer whom Di Tian had hired through Magic Net for quite a few Dream Coins.
Di Tian glanced at the books in front of the Imperial Beast; they were all blank.
He darkened his face and fiercely knocked on the Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s head, saying:
“Do you know how many Dream Coins I spent to find you a teacher and books?”
“Hurry up and learn!”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion looked indignant, her crisp female voice full of grievance.
“Why do soul beasts need to learn this stuff?!”
“That knowledge is too hard for me.”
“I want to go out and play.”
“I don’t want to stay home watching that dead old man!”
Di Tian continued with a dark face, saying to the Imperial Beast:
“Last test, didn’t you fail?”
“Still wanted to destroy the test paper? I see Chi Wang and Bi Ji are too indulgent with you!”
“These next few days, study obediently. Only when you pass will I let you go out.”
A bolt from the blue flashed over the Three-Eyed Golden Lion’s head; her three eyes stared at the video, gnashing her teeth as she said:
“Dead old man! You thick-browed big-eyed traitor, betraying me!”
“You actually snitched!”
The white-bearded old man gently adjusted his glasses and said:
“That one is the gold master; of course I listen to the gold master.”
Hearing the other’s words, Di Tian nodded in satisfaction—not bad for professional teaching; five thousand Dream Coins a day was worth it.
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion directly rolled over, belly up toward Di Tian, saying:
“Just kill me.”
“I don’t want to learn anyway.”
“I want to eat Flat Peach and purple grapefruit!”
Seeing her like this, Di Tian coldly laughed. She had used this trick who knows how many times.
“If you don’t learn, all the snacks hidden in your Storage Soul Tool will be confiscated.”
“And those novels, you can’t read them either.”
“Bi Ji and Chi Wang won’t sneak snacks and novels to you anymore.”
“I’ve already warned them.”
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion bristled like an angry cat, activating her thorn-back dragon form, hissing at Di Tian.
“No! You can’t do this!”
“Damn it! Are you a devil?”
“How can a warm mouth say such cold words!”
