Have You Ever Been a Star? Then Write Entertainment? – Chapter 169

Enchanting Sound Infestation

Chapter 169: Enchanting Sound Infestation

Luckily, Yu Wei only had an AI sing the song, not himself. If Yu Wei had performed it personally, everyone’s filters would really shatter…

Everyone originally expected a struggling cry like Bubble, or a mysterious depth like Castle in the Sky, but instead got a string of jumping electronic notes and playful lyrics.

Art has no good or bad, but this style gap is too big, right? A serious manga artist diving into drawing doujinshi?

Previously, Yu Wei’s strengths in “narrative sense” and “poetic quality” were completely absent in this song. The first four lines—if you said they were a naughty kid’s playful work, they’d believe it.

“How can you cry? Everything will be fine,” aren’t these lyrics a bit too straightforward?

Even in Yu Wei’s previous work with the most direct lyrics, Map of Mountains and Rivers, it was at least very guofeng. This song, besides being nonsensical, they couldn’t see anything else for now.

Is it possible this is also Yu Wei’s discarded draft, something he scribbled idly when bored…

But some netizens firmly believe there must be a twist later. How could Yu Wei’s song be this simple?

They have reason to suspect this song starts abstract, gradually turns serious, then suddenly attacks to make everyone’s scalp tingle.

Praise after criticizing, that’s all.

Just as they anticipated the follow-up twist, the next line of the song right after directly stumped them.

“You’re the nei nei ge nei nei

Nei ge nei ge nei nei

Nei nei ge nei nei

Nei ge nei ge nei nei

Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse

Di di da di di da.”

What the heck?

A whole segment of something zipped past…

This can even be called lyrics?

And it’s written by Yu Wei. Has he gotten arrogant, or have readers lost the strength to wield the knife? A whole segment of “nei ge,” padding word count here!

Everyone tolerates padding word count in novels, but you can’t pad word count in a song. Is this reasonable?

Who gets the sense of salvation from these lyrics appearing? Don’t even mention listening—when these lines popped up in the singing video, they were all stunned.

Repeating lyrics is normal in artistic creation. Those “Why so sad” lines in Bubble are typical, stacking emotions through repetition, then explosion.

But these “nei ge” lines seem to have absolutely no meaning. Their repetitive effect is just to brainwash through repetition.

Without a doubt, Yu Wei succeeded. After listening, everyone just felt enchanting sound infestation, couldn’t shake it off. Repeated so many times—is he afraid they’d forget?

Could this be Yu Wei’s real purpose, deliberately tormenting reader fans? Even passing netizens have to take a beating.

This song is like some kind of auditory virus, the melody drilling into eardrums, starting to loop stubbornly.

Ears are getting pregnant, because the ears got strong-based…

How is Yu Wei so mean? He used to release good works to cleanse everyone’s ears, now he’s throwing firecrackers by their ears, huh.

These lines are already brainwashing, but paired with the AI’s stiff singing, it’s even more demonic. After listening, they really couldn’t hold it together.

Don’t Laugh Challenge—they really lost.

Didn’t Yu Wei say he wanted to write a humorous and joyful work? From this angle, the song is still successful, because it really made everyone laugh.

Netizens who previously thought there’d be a twist later have given up hope. These lines are too silly; no matter how serious it gets later, it can’t recover.

You’re right, but nei nei ge nei nei ge nei ge nei nei…

“Di di da di da di di da di da

Di di da di di da

Di di da di da di di da di da

Di di da di di da hey.”

Another segment of meaningless repetition, marking that Yu Wei’s song is already irredeemably on the nonsensical path.

These days, even writing lyrics requires padding word count?

Looks like this song won’t have a twist. It’s just Yu Wei deliberately writing a prank song, no deep meaning, just for fun.

By the time this demonic brainwashing segment played again, they could already sing along. This is everyone’s first time singing along to Yu Wei’s song.

His songs are always new works premiering, everyone hadn’t heard them before, lyrics hard to remember. Even with verse and chorus repeats, they couldn’t recite them right away.

This song is different. Hear it once and remember, twice and master, three times and it slips out naturally.

Whatever it is, just sing it.

The later “nei ge” segment is longer; they could already do it without a teacher. Seeing the lyrics, the melody appears in their minds.

Got it. Yu Wei was afraid everyone couldn’t learn his song, so he deliberately made a simple one.

After following along twice, they gradually found the song quite interesting. No profound knowing smile, just pure joy.

This feeling isn’t like listening to music, more like listening to an Oni video. No need to understand, no need for ten-thousand-word analysis—just enjoy it.

“You’re the strongest da, the best da

The brightest da, the most glowing da

Can’t stop you from sprouting

You’re the best da, the cutest da

The most wonderful da, the proudest da

Bloom freely.”

The crowd’s gazes began to change. They were still observing, but no longer with scrutiny, instead with gradually awakening curiosity.

Suddenly being praised feels kinda embarrassing…

Though it’s just simple praise in the lyrics, listening makes one feel very happy. Maybe because of the joyful atmosphere built earlier, or perhaps because the songwriter is Yu Wei.

Yu Wei’s song is praising them. Rounding it off, it’s Yu Wei personally praising them. That’s a good thing.

Though somewhat reluctant to admit it, the process of listening to this song was indeed very happy, like flipping a switch, letting long-suppressed emotions find an outlet.

The atmosphere was there, so they simply stopped resisting and fully immersed in the song’s lighthearted melody.

Nothing else to say, Yu Wei’s song definitely has something mixed in. Can’t analyze the lyrics, music, or production, but it’s just fun.

“Life is a joke, don’t listen to it crying

Don’t mind if the gag falls flat, not having fun means you’re silly

Heart needs you to coax it, everything will be fine da

Let everything come, heaven and earth play with you.”

These lines seem to be the true core of Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse: pure joy without all the baggage.

It doesn’t try to carry profound philosophy, just uses the most straightforward rhythm and lyrics to pry open a hard shell, injecting baseless joy into the inner heart.

“Di di da di di da” still loops in their minds, each echo bringing a tiny bit of pleasure.

Yu Wei really gets it…

His song is not only joyful intrinsically, but also brings joy off-stage. Writing a comedy song like this isn’t easy.

True joy isn’t complex or designed; sometimes it precisely comes from the simplest direct melody and purest release.

Yu Wei’s song really isn’t simple. Only purely simple, even somewhat childish songs, can provide the most authentic joy.

Saying how outstanding the song is would be an overstatement, but for fun, it’s definitely enough.

This experience doesn’t end with the performance. In the future, when facing annoyances, they might subconsciously hum this tune—that’s the song’s true meaning.

They couldn’t help recalling the song Yu Wei sang for fans before: “Singing this song for you has no style, it merely represents that I want to give you happiness.”

Yu Wei’s song perfectly interprets these lyrics. This time, he really just wanted to bring everyone happiness.

“I admit, at first I thought Yu Wei’s voice was a bit too loud, but the listening process was very happy. Thank you, Yu Wei.”

“Indeed underestimated Yu Wei’s creative ability a bit. Feels like he can handle any style.”

“Similar to his previous songs. This song’s core is still positive and uplifting, but the melody and lyrics are indeed fun—a new attempt.”

“Indeed, it made me feel positive and uplifted.”

“Song’s good, but just now when playing it out loud, a black guy kept staring at me. Any bros know what’s up?”

Netizens’ shift in attitude toward this song fits Yu Wei’s mindset perfectly. When he first heard it, his reaction was “What the heck is this?”

But as he listened, he found it quite interesting. This kind of song is hard to describe as good or bad—just whether it’s fun or not.

If it brings fun, it’s a good song. If you don’t get it, it’s just baffling.

But obviously, plenty of people find this song interesting. Su Jian’s vote was easily crushed by “Zhang Wei.” Without a doubt, this is a powerful native AI.

“Yu Wei finally revealed his true nature.”

Others thought Yu Wei was crazy for writing this song, but Qi Luo An felt this was precisely Yu Wei’s intention.

This guy just likes stirring up trouble to see netizens’ reactions and quietly gossip. Compared to showing off, he prefers fun.

Though he did show off too, but things that leave netizens puzzled are his favorite. Probably the same reason for writing entertainment novels and fabricating history.

Writing a nonsensical song to tease netizens—he really has ideas…

“Very bold creation technique.”

Shen Yutong really hasn’t seen many cases of writing songs with nonsensical techniques. There are similar comedy-style songs, but those creators always insert some personal agenda.

But Yu Wei’s song is purely joyful. Lyrics and melody hit with one nonsensical vibe: no heart, no lungs, no worries.

This actually opened the door to a new world for her. Songs can be written like this?

Previously, what Shen Yutong admired most about Yu Wei was his lyrics, but he has broken her views of him time and again.

Writing earthier lyrics is one thing, but a few days ago he even composed a piano piece, with no lyrics at all.

This Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse seems to already be touching the boundaries of lyrics. The idea is very bold, but he has the ability to realize it—that’s extraordinary.

“Tell me, is my creation style too restrained?”

For the first time, Shen Yutong doubted her own path. Being conservative is essentially living off past glory. She also wants to boldly take a new step like Yu Wei.

“Indeed a bit.”

Qi Luo An actually wanted to say there’s no need to compare with Yu Wei, but thought it might hurt.

For ordinary singers, staying in the comfort zone isn’t bad. Not everyone can mess around like Yu Wei.

But she still has great confidence in her best friend’s creative ability, so she said that.

“Got it. I’ll think about it properly.”

Seeing Shen Yutong deep in thought, Qi Luo An couldn’t help but secretly rejoice. Finally planning to move on, huh. It had to be Yu Wei.

Shen Yutong did want to hurry back and review this song, but that idea was interrupted by her as soon as it arose.

Today she was determined to get the secret out…

The two stared wide-eyed and sat silently for another three minutes. Qi Luo An finally couldn’t hold back and had to beg for mercy proactively.

“Older Sister, my good older sister, I have important business, please leave first.”

If she didn’t beg now, she’d be forced to break updates. Young as she is, she doesn’t want to be a eunuch—though she couldn’t anyway.

“You finally admit you’re hiding something from me?”

Learning this much was enough for Shen Yutong. Continuing to press might be overdoing it, and she couldn’t push too hard. She’s just curious, not bullying.

“Want me to leave? Fine, agree to one condition.”

Seeing Qi Luo An’s anxious gaze, she felt a bit like teasing her. The more dominant and rebellious usually, the more fun when softening.

“What condition?”

For writing, Qi Luo An was going all out. Hope other web novel authors have her kind of determination to write regardless.

“You know Yu Wei’s Top Streamer second round can invite a guest singer, right?”

As a novel reader and operations officer, Qi Luo An definitely knew this. Why mention it suddenly—could it be…

“I want you to be my guest singer.”

Have You Ever Been a Star? Then Write Entertainment?

Have You Ever Been a Star? Then Write Entertainment?

当过明星吗,你就写文娱?
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Status: Ongoing Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
Failure author Yu Wei transmigrated into a bottom tier young fresh meat, but bound an entertainment writer system. As long as novel data meets the standard, the works appearing in the book can be perfectly mastered by him, knowing both what they are and why. Writing novels can make you stronger? Others are practicing singing, he is writing; Others are acting, he is writing; Others are jumping around on variety shows, he is still writing on the side. While writing, the book remains a failure, but he becomes popular... …… "What thing is 'Heart Wall'? I couldn't even find this song." "Copied the wrong song, huh? Even the plagiarist can't write it clearly, cut it early." "Godly author, writing entertainment and making up songs himself, poisoned to death!" "Have you ever been a star? Writing things randomly, assuming things?" Urban entertainment is the least lacking in refreshers, readers only see it as fun. Until a few days later they saw this song on the program...

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