Chapter 39: Does The Chen Family Head Have Just A Tiny Bit Of Stuff?
Chu Hao opened the Chen Family Head’s video and saw three stray dogs leisurely playing there, then being treated by the Chen Family Head as dog demons spying on the family.
Has the severe cultivation patient’s symptom relapsed again?
It felt like, when it came to the Chen Family Head, even stray dogs passing from ten miles away were committing a crime.
Suddenly, an old man drove a few lion head geese past and was directly given the title of Spirit Beast Elder.
Looking at those lion head geese, he silently thought, so it really is like this.
These must be the Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese, right?
He could not help asking Chu Ling beside him, “Junior sister, do you think what a lunatic sees is different from what we see?”
Chu Ling replied seriously, “Of course, otherwise how could they be called lunatics?”
“That makes so much sense.” Chu Hao fully agreed with his younger sister.
However, the video quickly became interesting. The three stray dogs actually began provoking those lion head geese, and a dog-versus-goose battle broke out.
It was just that the Chen Family Head’s narration of “dog demons spying, encountering the Spirit Beast Elder, sending out the Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese to drive them away” was a bit hard to take with a straight face.
But in spite of that, scenes kept popping up in his mind of dog demons breathing fire and Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese fanning the flames in battle. Holy crap, watching this severe cultivation fantasy patient’s video from the Chen Family Head was kind of warping his brain.
The hardest part to accept was that the three dogs actually lost and ended up being chased and trampled by a few lion head geese.
Holy crap, are lion head geese really that strong in combat?
When he heard in the video that the Chen Family Head still wanted to buy Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese to enhance the family’s strength, he really could not help wanting to complain.
Are you going to stage a massive goose-versus-dog war then?
He felt he was overthinking it. Even if the Chen Family Head bought a flock of lion head geese, they might not listen to him and go to war against stray dogs.
As the video played on, he actually saw the Chen Family Head go and buy one hundred lion head geese.
And then hang up that Spirit Beast Hall sign.
The Chen Family Head had truly… gone off the deep end.
You clearly have that ancient technique and can even make miraculous Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea. How could you just… sigh…
A silent sigh.
But as soon as he finished sighing, Chu Hao noticed the style of the video suddenly change.
A handsome guy suddenly appeared in the frame. Wasn’t that the Chen Family Head himself?
He had seen the video where the man did “magic” turning an apple for a child.
This was the first time the Chen Family Head showed up personally in his own video.
The key was, how did that jawline side-profile angle look a bit like a girlfriend’s point of view?
And from that angle he really was quite handsome, especially when he lifted the flute to his lips, giving off the feeling of an elegant young gentleman.
His little sister Chu Ling leaned over, and when she saw it she could not help asking, “Brother, which art blogger is this? He looks so handsome holding the flute.”
In the next moment, the Chen Family Head in the video spoke. “I, the patriarch, have used the spirit stones accumulated by the family to acquire these Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese from a spirit beast breeding family… the Spirit Beast Elder has taught me four beast taming techniques. Now I will test the first beast taming technique, ‘guard’.”
“Holy crap, shattered…” Chu Ling felt like she was happily licking the screen, when suddenly the screen shattered all over the floor.
The sudden shift in style caught people completely off guard.
So handsome, why would he…
Chu Hao could not help laughing. He understood his little sister’s feelings. The Chen Family Head could totally go for a looks-based route instead of being a severe cultivation fantasy patient.
Just then, the flute sound started.
Then, when he saw the scene in the video, he was dumbfounded and exclaimed, “What the…”
As the Chen Family Head played the flute, those lion head geese instantly quieted down, then all turned to look at him in unison, as if they had been well trained.
“Brother, why are you jumping in shock?” Chu Ling frowned at her older brother, but when she looked back at the video on his mobile phone, shock also appeared on her face.
They saw that whole flock of lion head geese actually following the flute sound, walking along with that handsome lunatic in the video. The key point was that the geese surrounded him on all sides, each one spreading its wings, stretching its neck, taking up the same defensive, vigilant posture, and working hard to keep pace with him.
Chu Hao instinctively thought of the beast taming technique and “guard” that the Chen Family Head had mentioned.
Holy crap, are these geese really guarding the Chen Family Head?
Thinking that, he was truly stunned. “No way, is that real beast taming?”
When he saw the Spirit Beast Elder appear and those few geese being controlled to follow along, their faces all blank, he himself was even more blank-faced.
At first, he had thought the Chen Family Head was just pure crazy. Otherwise, why would he shoot such bizarre cultivation fantasy videos?
Later, he realized the Chen Family Head had some real skills.
At least he had an ancient technique more impressive than ordinary magic tricks and could make Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea, and he even had Chen Clan ancient building tourism.
Now he found that the Chen Family Head seemed to have quite a lot going on.
At the very least, being able to play a flute and make so many geese move in such neat formation was something that would be hard even for those international circuses.
The international Nantong circus should be considered impressive, right? They also had goose performances and could make geese do many actions, but at most there were just over twenty geese, and they depended on feeding them food to control their actions.
Under his astonished gaze, when the video reached the end, he saw the Spirit Beast Elder blow two whistles, and the geese actually responded. He even tapped his bamboo pole twice, and those few geese of his flew out over the fence and landed at his feet.
Why did this Spirit Beast Elder also look like he had some real skills?
After watching, Chu Ling also said in surprise, “Brother, this Chen Family Head is the Chen Clan tourism guy, right? If we go over to the Chen Clan, can we see him perform this goose control show?”
Chu Hao was curious too.
But he did not know. Before this, the Chen Family Head had never posted any video content like this.
…
In the Chen Clan.
Chen Han looked at the video data in utter surprise because the numbers were climbing very fast. The growth trend was even faster than his previously mildly viral Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea video. That one had eighteen thousand likes and had increased his reputation by more than five hundred sixty.
Judging from this rate of increase, the likes on this video were clearly going to be much higher.
【Congratulations, through the recorded image transmitted by the Spirit Shadow Mirror, you have gained one supporter and obtained 1 point of reputation!】
Seeing his reputation grow by another point, he also checked the sect residence information:
Upgrade requirements: 400,000 money （54,200/400,000）. Reputation 2,000 （213/2,000）.
Based on the trend of this video, his reputation this time should be able to directly break the 1,000 mark.
The beast taming flute still had three skills for controlling Mysterious Frost Lion Head Geese. When the time came, he could shoot another video, and the numbers definitely would not be worse than this one.
Then the reputation needed for this level would already be enough.
Instead, he was short a lot of money, so he would have to push a wave of medicinal cuisine and Thunder Bamboo Spirit Tea.
Only these two things could let him quickly earn 400,
Chen Lin walked in from outside. Smelling the medicinal fragrance, he said, “Xiao Han, I could smell the aroma of your medicinal cuisine from far away.”
As he spoke, he took out rice, washed it, put it into the pot, and added, “Xiao Han, we’re having congee tonight. I’ve already put it on to cook. Keep an eye on it. I’m going to the vegetable garden to open the valve and water.”
Chen Han nodded. Besides mature vegetables, there were also vegetables planted at different times in the vegetable garden. In this summer heat, if they went a day without watering, the vegetables would wilt. Some even needed water twice a day.
But suddenly, he thought of something. This morning, he had transformed all the water in the water reservoir used to irrigate the vegetable garden into Spirit Plant Dew Water.
However, thinking about it, this Spirit Plant Dew Water only worked on flowering plants, strictly limited by the game system, and the vegetable garden only grew vegetables, no flowers.
After leaving his own courtyard, Chen Lin went straight to the vegetable garden. Thanks to the simple irrigation pipes, he only needed to open the valve for watering, which was very convenient.
After he opened the main valve, all the irrigation pipes throughout the vegetable garden began spraying water.
Chen Lin also walked inside, wanting to check on the cauliflower seeds he had just planted in the morning. But when he came closer, he saw some green sprouts emerging from the soil and instinctively felt he had gone to the wrong plot.
Cauliflower seeds need at least three to seven days from planting to sprouting. It had not been that long yet.
But just as he turned around, he swung back with a look of utter disbelief.
No, this was indeed where he had planted them this morning.
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