Chapter 55: More Buzzing
In the Live Stream Room, the Barrage was like a tide:
“What’s going on?”
“Why is the Live Stream on again?”
“Isn’t Qi God only supposed to Live Stream twice a day?”
“Did something good happen? Shorty Qi is back today?”
“Could it be specifically to show his fishing process?”
“Something’s not right, haven’t you noticed that Qi God hasn’t greeted us from beginning to end?”
“He didn’t even look at the camera, it feels like he doesn’t even know someone is filming!”
“Damn! Could it be Secretly Filming? How can he not sense it at such a close distance?!”
“I’m so anxious! Qi God, look around, someone is Secretly Filming you!”
“What’s so bad about Secretly Filming? Nothing private was filmed, right?”
“Are you brain-dead? He didn’t sense Secretly Filming at such a close distance. If someone attacks, do you think Qi God can escape?”
……
The Netizens were slightly panicked for a while, but soon they all managed to regain their composure.
Because even if they worried, it was useless, they couldn’t help at all, just like the Floating Continent, everyone worried it would fall down, but life still had to go on as usual.
And Secretly Filming was indeed Secretly Filming, but it was only Secretly Filming.
From beginning to end, besides the filming, there were no other issues involved, and the ability to use the camera and find the right shots was top-notch, the world’s top photographers would probably find it hard to achieve this level.
Over time, the Netizens also temporarily put aside their worries, and their attention was focused on the screen.
“Qi God can actually fish?”
“I don’t know if he can fish, but his fishhook making skills are undeniable.”
“Good heavens, he’s fishing and eating secretly behind our backs, huh?”
“The fish are here! The fish are here! Damn, there are so many fish in this River! Fishing enthusiasts are ecstatic!”
“Haha, the hook came off, it seems Qi God isn’t good at everything.”
“He rebaited!”
“His Fishing Line was bitten off again!”
“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter, even though there are so many fish, he can’t catch a single one.”
……
Watching Qi Xuan failing to catch fish on the bank, the Netizens were almost going crazy with joy.
Humans, as a Creature, especially like to watch videos of their kind being unlucky, the views of various unlucky compilations online are all incredibly high.
Not to mention that this time it was Qi Xuan who repeatedly failed to catch fish.
Compared to the domineering Qi Xuan who fiercely killed the Circular-Patterned Leech in the forest not long ago, the current Qi Xuan, who was almost red-hot from fishing, made the Netizens feel more approachable and down-to-earth.
To sum it up in one sentence—Hahaha, so you have this day too?
However, Qi Xuan, who always knew how to adapt, soon began to change his tactics.
Couldn’t catch them.
Then don’t fish.
Just catch fish directly.
He started weaving fish baskets and fish traps on the spot.
It has to be said, he has some skill.
The appearance isn’t that exquisite, but it does look very practical.
Under normal circumstances, he should be able to catch fish.
However……
Watching the fish enter the cage.
Watching the bait inside being eaten.
Watching the fish, like an Engine, darting around underwater with the fish trap, even directly breaking and biting through it.
Qi Xuan was completely stunned.
The Netizens laughed until they were convulsing:
“I can’t, I really can’t, my stomach hurts from laughing.”
“Ah ah ah, I just had plastic surgery this morning!”
“My Hemorrhoids suppository came out from laughing.”
“Can you imagine how desperate I would be to laugh out loud in public at a memorial hall?”
“Isn’t it even more desperate to laugh out loud in a coffin?”
“Damn, this joke is too hellish.”
……
After that, Qi Xuan, who had gained nothing, made many more attempts, but still couldn’t catch any fish. Seeing that it was getting dark, he left the River directly, and the Live Stream Rooms all over the world suddenly disappeared.
But the Live Stream Room disappeared, the Netizens still felt unsatisfied, and one by one they switched to Social Media platforms, discussing heatedly:
“It’s so ridiculous, how can catching a fish be so difficult?”
“Logically speaking, Qi God’s combat power, ordinary people can’t compare, how could he be toyed with like this by a group of fish?”
“Calm down, calm down, it’s normal to be skunked when fishing.”
“I said it long ago, fishing enthusiasts can catch anything except fish, in a way, Qi God has also verified this statement.”
“I’ve recorded the Live Stream just now, and I’ll have a reason if I can’t catch fish in the future, Qi God can’t catch them, isn’t it normal that I can’t catch them!”
“Haha, at least I’m a little stronger than Qi God, I caught one last night.”
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Besides the discussions among the Netizens, many fishing enthusiasts also posted pictures of their catches, freshwater fish, sea fish, herbivorous fish, Carnivorous Fish, from a few kilograms to hundreds of kilograms, it almost made people’s eyes dazzle.
Especially those people from the Fishing Association, they almost couldn’t stop posting pictures of their catches.
Chu Jinghe, the chairman, even posted on a picture of a 400-kilogram bluefin tuna, saying:
“Although Qi Xuan is very good at fighting, as the saying goes, everyone has their own specialty, getting full marks in math doesn’t mean you can get full marks in English, there are barriers in each field, he is good at fighting, but fishing is obviously not his strong suit.
I could see many fallacies just from the Live Stream just now, it’s simply unbearable to watch, fishing isn’t just about casting a hook, even setting traps isn’t that easy to catch fish.
If he had studied fishing methods a little bit, he wouldn’t have failed to catch a single fish, he needs to practice more.
After he comes out, he can come to me for advice, I have a lot of experience in fishing, to say the least.”
Seeing this post, many association members followed up with comments:
“It’s really fortunate to get guidance from Chairman Chu.”
“Yeah, I can still remember Chairman Chu’s amazing catch at sea last year, a 200-kilogram ocean sunfish, ordinary people probably couldn’t even drag it.”
“200 kilograms is nothing, our Chairman Chu’s record is 450 kilograms, in the world, he is also a top-notch master, not to mention getting his guidance, even being able to watch from the side is a huge benefit.”
“Qi Xuan should really thank Chairman Chu, our Chairman Chu doesn’t usually teach people.”
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Seeing that series of flattery, Qi Xuan’s Fans couldn’t hold back:
“Is this really the Fishing Association or the Flattery Association?”
“What are you teaching about fishing? Isn’t it better to teach flattery? This skill is obviously above fishing.”
“I just want to ask, did our Qi God say he wanted to learn fishing? Are you all showing off here?”
“What era is this, and you’re still doing the master-apprentice teaching thing? Can’t you find information online to learn fishing? Do you really think it’s some kind of secret technique?”
“It’s indeed rare to be so high and mighty, you’re used to being domineering in your small circle, right? Can you please tone it down in public?”
……
After Qi Xuan’s Fans quickly gathered, their combat power increased rapidly, and a group of association members were sprayed to the point where they couldn’t take care of themselves, and they all retreated, even canceling their accounts on the spot.
But Chu Jinghe was obviously used to being flattered, and the Fans’ ridicule instead angered him.
After prohibiting comments, he posted a new post:
“No matter how much buzzing there is, can it help him catch fish?”
