Chapter 133: 133 You Guys Stop Making Things Worse
Ye Xun originally thought her attack would be effective, but unexpectedly, it brought news of defeat instead.
“It doesn’t matter what mentality you like, I have a girlfriend!”
Wang Heng’s voice wasn’t loud, but upon hearing this, Ye Xun felt a buzzing in her ears, her mind a complete mess.
But immediately after, amid the mess, she pinpointed a thread and found the direction forward in the most direct way.
The young girl immediately asked: “When did you get a girlfriend? Is she your university classmate?”
“She’s my high school classmate…”
Wang Heng trotted out that old excuse again, but this time, before he could finish, he was interrupted by the young girl in front of him.
“Then it doesn’t matter. The world is so big, and life is very long.”
Wang Heng: “?”
Ye Xun smiled: “Nowadays, for everyone to have a romance that lasts one or two years is already quite difficult. I’m only in my second year of high school now, and it will be one or two years before I turn 18 and go to university. I have a tremendous amount of time…”
Wang Heng was dumbfounded.
He had to admit that among the four girls, Ye Xun was indeed the youngest, so strategies like prolonged battles were indeed the most suitable for her.
Ye Xun suddenly blinked, giving a playful smile: “But who told you that the one I like is you? Don’t be too narcissistic, I was just using you as an example.”
Wang Heng: “??”
Okay, if this girl insisted on covering her ears to steal a bell, there was no helping it. Anyway, this way everyone could save face, it wouldn’t be so awkward, and it wouldn’t make him seem so cold and ruthless.
“Using you as an example is fine,” Wang Heng recovered his calm expression, “We’ve rested enough, shall we continue?”
Ye Xun stood up, picked up two plastic sticks, full of fighting spirit: “Let’s continue!”
For some reason, Wang Heng had a premonition that he was about to get beaten badly…
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After finishing training and saying goodbye to Ye Xun, upon returning to the dormitory, Wang Heng saw his three roommates unexpectedly buried in their studies.
He couldn’t help but exclaim: “Tsk, a first time in history!”
“Teacher Wang, you came back just in time!” Tang Hexing immediately stood up, “There are a few difficult points in Computer Fundamentals, and we were just thinking of asking you!”
Wang Heng waved: “Tomorrow. Right now, I just want to take a shower and sleep.”
Fu Hanwen couldn’t help but complain: “You haven’t even had dinner yet, and you’re going to sleep? Is this the schedule of a nursing home?”
“Don’t mention it, I’m exhausted to death right now and just want to sleep.”
Saying this, Wang Heng took out his bucket, packed the shower gel, shampoo, towel, and clean clothes he needed for the shower, then stepped out.
The three roommates exchanged glances and decided to use a little tactic.
Fu Hanwen immediately blocked the dormitory door: “Wait, you’re not going!”
However, Wang Heng was as nimble as an eel, slipping through the tiny gap beside Fu Hanwen, rushing out of the dormitory in the blink of an eye, and even kindly closing the door for them.
Fu Hanwen stood in place, bewildered: “What just happened?”
Wang Ke: “Was that the legendary body technique? His movements were so fast!”
Tang Hexing: “That footwork, tsk tsk, a practitioner!”
Fu Hanwen finally came back to his senses and complained: “And he has the nerve to say he’s exhausted to death? We’ll block him when he comes back!”
Tang Hexing suddenly felt a bit melancholy: “He’ll definitely come back to the dormitory, but what about us? If he insists on not helping, what can we do?”
At this moment, Wang Ke had a sudden inspiration: “I think I have an idea…”
“What idea?”
Wang Ke looked at Tang Hexing and asked: “Xiao Tang, tell the truth, do you still like Feng Jia now?”
Feng Jia Miaomiao, one of the only five girls in the class. She was the vice class monitor and the most popular among the five girls. She was popular among the girls because of her magnanimous and outgoing personality, open and generous enough to win over the crowd. The reason she was popular among the boys was even simpler: delicate features, a sunny smile—that was enough.
Tang Hexing sighed: “I’ve tried many times, and I can confirm she has no interest in me, not the slightest bit.”
Wang Ke: “Why?”
Tang Hexing’s expression grew even more melancholy: “I probed it out—she has no interest in boys shorter than her.”
Fu Hanwen patted his shoulder: “Xiao Tang… my condolences.”
Tang Hexing continued: “So I’ve let it go now. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, right? No need to be stuck on her.”
Fu Hanwen: “You see it so clearly, your father is gratified.”
Tang Hexing glared at this guy who was taking cheap advantage: “Get lost!”
Wang Ke came before them, clapped his hands to attract their attention, then said somewhat excitedly: “Since Xiao Tang, you’re not chasing Feng Jia Miaomiao anymore, this matter is easy to handle. Just play matchmaker for Teacher Wang with her—how could he not appreciate it?”
Fu Hanwen stroked his chin: “But doesn’t Teacher Wang have no shortage of girls around him… That girl with the orange ponytail last time, so pretty!”
Tang Hexing added: “Exactly, and don’t forget Sister Lu!”
Wang Ke shook his head meaningfully: “Not so sure about that. After that day, has anyone seen Teacher Wang with them?”
Fu Hanwen and Tang Hexing shook their heads in unison.
Wang Ke laughed: “Don’t look at Teacher Wang usually acting all worldly-wise. Maybe he’s just an clueless newbie in front of girls! That ponytail girl and Sister Lu might have some feelings for him, but it’s normal for an otaku like him to not seize the opportunity.”
Tang Hexing said thoughtfully: “But if it’s a girl who majors in computer science, and a classmate in the same class, then the opportunity is very ample.”
Fu Hanwen slapped his thigh hard: “What more is there to say? Hurry up and set one up for him!”
Wang Ke: “I suggest we ask about the girls’ review progress, then propose having Teacher Wang go tutor them. Even if Teacher Wang and Feng Jia Miaomiao don’t click, there are still four other girls over there!”
Tang Hexing thought it was a brilliant idea, nodding repeatedly: “Apart from the one who’s supposedly got a boyfriend, there are three… That’s Teacher Wang’s opportunity!”
However, just then, the dormitory door opened again.
Wang Heng used his key to open the door, set the bucket down on the floor with a thud.
Tang Hexing, Wang Ke, and Fu Hanwen stared at him dumbfoundedly.
Wang Heng sighed: “Forgot the hair dryer, came back for it, and overheard you plotting against me… Tsk, a bit over the line.”
Wang Ke argued reasonably: “How is this plotting? Teacher Wang, we’re thinking of you!”
“Give it up. You just want me to tutor you, right? After I shower, I’ll come back and tutor you properly. On the condition that you don’t mess around trying to find me female classmates!”
With that, Wang Heng grabbed the hair dryer and left again.
This time, not only did the dormitory door close, but after the footsteps gradually faded away, the three roommates finally broke their silence.
Wang Ke: “I think our sincerity moved him.”
Tang Hexing: “I think so too.”
Fu Hanwen: “So, should we still go for Feng Jia Miaomiao?”
Wang Ke: “I think… let’s put it on hold for now?”
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The character name errors from previous chapters have been fixed… Um, the legendary update-first-then-edit.
