Chapter 146: I Am The Hamster God
If Lu Qi had to sum up this Sakura Island trip, it would probably be one word: boring.
Due to her duties, even if she wasn’t at the negotiation site, she couldn’t go too far, and had to keep an eye on her mobile phone or computer screen at all times to ensure she could answer technical details questions for the colleagues handling the negotiation. These questions weren’t many or difficult, but they were trivial, making her distracted even while shopping.
Moreover, she didn’t understand Sakura Island Language, so shopping alone without being able to complain, communicate, or share felt really lonely.
Finally, the negotiation came to an end, and it was the day planned to take the airplane back home.
Lu Qi came to the airport with her colleagues, and while queuing at the security checkpoint, she suddenly heard the airport’s emergency broadcast. She couldn’t understand Sakura Island Language, but the broadcast also had English.
Noticing the bewilderment on Lu Qi’s face, the lead planner next to her, whose English wasn’t great either, asked: “Did something big happen?”
“Someone reported that dangerous items appeared on an airplane…” Lu Qi listened carefully again, her expression growing more shocked, “And it’s our flight!”
The lead planner was stunned. And the several colleagues nearby who were fairly proficient in English had already been stunned.
“So what do we do?”
“Is it hijackers?”
“The flight is definitely delayed.”
“Nonsense, the question is how the airline company will arrange it?”
The colleagues chattered on, while Lu Qi said “I’ll ask someone” and headed toward the check-in counter.
Although she didn’t understand Sakura Island Language, the service personnel in the international airport terminal building naturally spoke English, so communication was no obstacle. Soon, Lu Qi figured out the airline company’s handling method.
She returned to her colleagues and said: “This time the flight is delayed, they might arrange a new flight for all passengers, ensuring safety on another airplane.”
The lead planner joked: “Switching to another airplane, it can’t have problems again, right?”
Lu Qi smiled: “How could that possibly happen?”
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Wang Heng sat on the bench next to the subway station, somewhat bewildered as he looked around.
The taste of waiting is the hardest to endure, especially when waiting for a very important result, yet powerless to do anything. He had already done what he could—dozens of report emails from not long ago, all sent by him.
Of course, they were anonymous report emails sent via the network to Edo airport and the police, with multiple proxies set up, carefully wiping all traces to ensure he couldn’t be tracked.
Will his plan go smoothly? Even now, he couldn’t help feeling a bit anxious.
Suddenly, a familiar child-like voice sounded beside him: “Are you looking at the female high school students passing by?”
Wang Heng turned his head and saw the hamster squatting on the seat, right next to him.
He sighed: “What’s there to see?”
Hamster: “Don’t you have any special expectation for Sakura Island’s female high school students?”
Wang Heng glanced at the two girls passing by not far away. They were wearing school uniforms, but their looks were average at best, and those uniforms were loose and baggy, completely different from the beautiful girl JKs in anime.
So he said: “Nothing to expect. Let’s talk business, how’s the plan going?”
The hamster lifted its head to gaze at the sky, as if receiving signals.
After a few seconds, it murmured: “Already success, today’s flight canceled.”
“That’s good.” Wang Heng patted his chest, finally completely relieved.
However, after a while, the hamster stayed in that pose, as if frozen.
Wang Heng stared at it, his just-relieved heart rising again…
Suddenly, the hamster said heavily: “In two days Lu Qi still has to board the airplane, and the second airplane will still crash.”
Wang Heng: “?”
The hamster added: “But now it’s confirmed, the cause of the airplane accident is the pilot. This guy Sakata Yuxo was cuckolded, his parents had a medical accident, so he decided revenge on society.”
Wang Heng: “……If you’re going to take revenge, go after that adulterous couple, why implicate innocent bystanders!”
Hamster: “Anyway, that’s the situation, take a taxi.”
Wang Heng: “Take a taxi?”
The hamster rarely showed a serious expression, earnestly saying: “Handling this level of anomaly is originally my work.”
Seeing it like this, Wang Heng couldn’t help asking: “So even without me, as the time-space administrator, you’d still handle this flight accident that Lu Qi encounters?”
Hamster: “……If you obediently start a harem, there wouldn’t be this trouble now.”
Wang Heng: “Heh.”
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Sakata Yuxo returned to his now solitary home, and the first thing he did was turn on his professionally assembled flight simulator, re-flying the route he was supposed to fly today.
Eastward, then turn southeast, deep into the Pacific Ocean, avoiding all known flight paths, minimizing radar detection. For this, he needed to sometimes descend altitude, sometimes climb, and carefully plan the route without any mistakes in between. Even a skilled pilot like Sakata Yuxo needed advance practice.
He had already practiced it very familiarly; today was supposed to be his day of death.
Captain suicide isn’t rare in history; people learned lessons and set up many preventive measures. But Sakata Yuxo had considered them all. After all, no amount of measures can easily stop someone whose mind is full of revenge on society.
“So you will go to hell.”
Hearing this slightly stiff Sakura Island Language, Sakata Yuxo jumped in fright. He turned around, looked toward the voice, and his surprise intensified.
Standing on the windowsill speaking seemed to be a… hamster?
The hamster glared at him with small eyes full of judgment, continuing: “Sakata Yuxo, your soul will suffer eternal torment in hell. Do you know what Avici Hell is? Worse than fire and ice, in Avici Hell, you will feel the purest pain, forever…”
Sakata Yuxo was never a materialist. When a talking hamster appeared before him, uttering the most terrifying curse, the long-accumulated pressure shattered his already crumbling mindset.
He rushed over furiously, trying to grab the hamster, but missed.
The next moment, a strong electric shock at the back of his neck made him roll his eyes and pass out. Before losing consciousness, he only heard that mysterious voice drifting by his ear:
“I am God, how dare you offend God?”
What is this? Real divine power?
In intense terror, Sakata Yuxo soon passed out.
Of course, he couldn’t see the hamster standing on his back, its small paws actually holding a stun gun. And that stun gun had been placed behind the flower pot on the windowsill earlier, in his blind spot.
The hamster set down the stun gun, patted its small paws, and said leisurely: “I could totally go film action movies…”
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At work, no time to operation author backend… The remaining three chapters today will be a bit late, but definitely updated before dinner.
By the way, preview: Next chapter’s title is only three words—”Call Daddy”. Um, the author feels it should be interesting…
