Chapter 128: The App That Won’t Ban Pretty Girls
“Lord Fu Xuan, fighting and killing is not good. Why not stop for a while and let’s chat?” Meng Huaifeng said loudly.
“My resolve to establish myself is made. If you are still trying to persuade me to abandon this thought, then we have nothing to discuss,” Fu Xuan said faintly.
“No, no, we can talk about something else, like Suiyang? Does Lord Fu Xuan know that you are possessed by Suiyang?” Meng Huaifeng asked.
“Of course, I know. You mean to say that my current thoughts are controlled and influenced by Suiyang? What a joke. I adhere to my own heart and my will is firm. How could mere Suiyang influence me?” Fu Xuan said indifferently.
“Lord Fu Xuan is all-knowing, strategizes brilliantly, is far-sighted, skilled in both civil and military arts, dedicated to public service, and possesses great talent and ambition… Of course, I believe Lord Fu Xuan would not be controlled by mere Suiyang. I just don’t know why the Grand Diviner kept that Suiyang?” Meng Huaifeng praised him without restraint.
Fu Xuan’s lips curved slightly, her eyes squinted happily, very pleased with Meng Huaifeng’s praise, and therefore willing to say a few more words to him.
“There is a saying on the Xianzhou that the Emperor Bow God became a god with the full assistance of Suiyang’s leader, Empress Huáng. Most of the Alliance’s generals also have the support of divine lords. Therefore, I plan to keep it and see if I can research some results. I don’t aspire to godhood, but if I cannot gain the Alliance’s recognition, obtaining power comparable to an Envoy through it is not impossible.”
Although Fu Xuan said she didn’t aspire to godhood, a flame of ambition seemed to burn in her eyes.
Good heavens, so becoming Marshal wasn’t Fu Xuan’s ultimate goal. Now her ultimate goal is to become an Aeon!
Of course, this was likely Suiyang, possessing Fu Xuan, who, upon finding it of little use to Fu Xuan, secretly guided Fu Xuan’s emotions to generate this thought. This way, it wouldn’t have to worry about being abandoned by Fu Xuan and would have more time to control her.
“So that’s how it is. Great Lord Fu Xuan, would you allow me to speak with that Suiyang?” Meng Huaifeng asked.
“This…” Fu Xuan’s brows furrowed.
“Lord Fu Xuan, what is there to hesitate about? It’s just a few words, it won’t affect you at all. Unless… are you really being controlled by Suiyang? No way, no way?” Meng Huaifeng said with an incredulous tone.
“I am naturally not controlled by Suiyang. It’s just a few words, I agree.” How could the proud Fu Xuan tolerate such doubt? She immediately agreed.
“By the way, how can that Suiyang speak with me? Will it temporarily control Lord Fu Xuan’s body? Forgive my bluntness, how can mere Suiyang be worthy of possessing the Grand Diviner’s majestic body, let alone control your body?” Meng Huaifeng asked.
“Little brat, stop trying to sow discord. I don’t need to borrow a physical body to speak. Moreover, I cannot control Fu Xuan’s body. I am out now, speak quickly if you have something to say?” Eerie ghost fire emanated from Fu Xuan, and a voice came from her body.
“You say you can’t control it, so you can’t? Is that true? Or can you only not control it temporarily? Anyway, I don’t believe you. I wonder if Grand Diviner believes you?” Meng Huaifeng argued.
Fu Xuan’s brow furrowed. She was confident she was not controlled, but what about the future? She knew about things like Suiyang; the longer it possessed someone, the deeper the control.
“I have a proposal. Lord Fu Xuan, you can expel this fellow from your body and let it temporarily possess someone else or an object. It’s just an experimental subject anyway, how can it be worthy of your personal supervision? If you’re worried it will escape, you can stick a Spirit Suppressing Talisman on the object it possesses, and then it will be like Grandpa Tail, unable to do anything. We have a Ten Lords’ Commission Judge right here, and we have plenty of Spirit Talismans!” Meng Huaifeng suggested.
“I say, don’t use me as an example,” Tail, possessing Huo Huo, said irritably.
A look of consideration appeared on Fu Xuan’s face.
“Fu Xuan, don’t listen to him, he has ill intentions and is sowing discord! I am very useful, and I can definitely help you,” Pan Yan said.
“If you were truly useful, possessing other things wouldn’t hinder your effectiveness. Why must you be inside the Grand Diviner? You’re so anxious, Lord Fu Xuan hasn’t really been influenced by you, has she?” Meng Huaifeng suspected.
“Nonsense, how could a mere Suiyang like me influence Lord Fu Xuan?” Pan Yan had no choice but to retort.
“Lord Fu Xuan, if becoming a General was truly your idea, then even if Suiyang is expelled, your thoughts won’t change, and it won’t affect you in any way. If you are truly influenced…”
“Lord Fu Xuan, don’t fall for it! He just wants to trick me out so he can seal me! Absolutely do not fall for it!” Pan Yan interrupted.
“Lord Fu Xuan is so powerful, how could we possibly seal it under your nose? It’s a completely harmless matter, why hesitate? Could it be that Lord Fu Xuan, you cannot expel the Suiyang from your body? No way, no way?” Meng Huaifeng said sarcastically.
“I naturally can!” Fu Xuan said irritably.
“Don’t listen to him, this is his provocation! They must have a backup plan,” Pan Yan said anxiously.
“Oh, and it’s a male… co… male Suiyang. Even if it can’t control Lord Fu Xuan’s body, then Lord Fu Xuan’s eating, sleeping, bathing, and even pooping, wouldn’t it all be seen or felt by it?” Meng Huaifeng played his trump card.
“So… so vulgar!” Fu Xuan’s face turned red, and she immediately felt uncomfortable all over.
“Little brat, we Suiyang have no gender. It’s just that my previous host was male, so my voice is male. I can also have a female voice!” Suiyang Pan Yan quickly changed its voice: “Fu Xuan, listen, I’m female now.”
If it weren’t for the pretty girls being busy dealing with the Cloud Cavalry, they would have likely glanced at Meng Huaifeng with disgust.
“Pretty girls don’t need to use the restroom!” March 7th, who was more at ease, gave Meng Huaifeng a blank look.
“I’m just trying to wake up Fu Xuan,” Meng Huaifeng said innocently. If he weren’t afraid of being beaten, he would have asked where the thing that doesn’t use the restroom goes.
Although Pan Yan had switched to a female voice, Fu Xuan was still taken aback by Meng Huaifeng’s trump card. Who could tolerate being watched by another person doing everything?
Even if that person were of the same gender.
“You are right. I will expel it from my body. I still need to research how to become stronger, and I cannot let it escape,” Fu Xuan decided. “Cloud Cavalry, heed my command, halt for now. Give me the Spirit Talismans, hmm, have the Cloud Cavalry hand them to me.”
The Cloud Cavalry stopped attacking, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Tail temporarily handed over control of its body to Huo Huo. Huo Huo took out several Spirit Talismans and handed them to a Cloud Cavalry soldier in front of her. The Cloud Cavalry soldier turned and walked towards Fu Xuan.
“Hey, Fu Xuan, are you really going to listen to them? I will shield my perception when you do those things, and you definitely won’t feel anything!” Pan Yan said anxiously in a pleasant female voice.
Fu Xuan was unmoved. Pan Yan could influence Fu Xuan’s thoughts by controlling her emotions, but once Fu Xuan truly made a decision, Pan Yan could not change it.
“Damn it! I will not surrender!” Pan Yan said in exasperation.
Seeing the Cloud Cavalry approaching with the Spirit Talismans, Pan Yan voluntarily detached itself from Fu Xuan’s body and flew towards Outer Space.
Fu Xuan felt a wave of dizziness, supported her forehead with one hand, her body swaying, giving the impression of being on the verge of collapse.
“Trying to leave? Stay where you are!” Tail left Huo Huo’s body and blocked Pan Yan’s path, knocking it back from the air with one swipe.
Since the opponent wasn’t Huanlong, Tail finally got to show off its power.
Tail struck at a precise angle, landing right in front of Huo Huo. Huo Huo plastered a Spirit Talisman on it and sucked it into her gourd.
“Finally, it’s done. I didn’t expect it to be so troublesome, almost becoming a prisoner,” Gui Naifen sat on the ground with a plop.
“How is that Grand Diviner?” Qing Que, blocked by the Cloud Cavalry, could only ask Fu Xuan from afar with concern.
“I… I’m fine, just a bit dizzy,” Fu Xuan shook her head.
“After being parasitized by Suiyang, there will be some discomfort. Taking some pills will fix it,” Huo Huo said as she sealed the gourd.
“It feels like a dream. How could I have had such thoughts? This is my first time interacting with Suiyang. Although it has no power, getting entangled with it can indeed lead to great trouble,” Fu Xuan sighed and dismissed the Cloud Cavalry.
“Finally back to normal. I didn’t expect that in the end, I would be the one to rely on. From now on, call me ‘Mouth of the Heavenly Lord’,” Meng Huaifeng said proudly.
“You’re the MVP this time, but next time, don’t say such disgusting things in front of ladies!” March 7th said with disdain.
“I’m not convinced, shorty! If you dare, let’s have a one-on-one fight without the Cloud Cavalry?” Xing, who had returned to her normal size, was full of displeasure. She had been fighting with her hands tied. If she hadn’t been worried about damaging the Divination Department, she could have displayed even greater power.
“Short… shorty?” Fu Xuan’s brow twitched. “Thank you, Train Crew, for once again helping the Xianzhou. I will surely offer a generous reward later. If you wish to spar, I am willing to accompany you.”
Don’t think that just because you helped me, I won’t fight you. At worst, I’ll give you more rewards!
Qing Que rubbed her hands together and approached Fu Xuan. “Um, Grand Diviner, when will the official notification come down?”
“What notification?”
“The notice of my dismissal.”
“What are you talking about? I don’t remember anything.”
…
After that day, Xing and Fu Xuan arranged a fight outside the Xianzhou. We don’t know how Fu Xuan fared, but Xing returned with a bruised and swollen face, looking excited.
We don’t know if she won, but she definitely enjoyed the fight.
And the Divination Department’s rewards were exceptionally generous.
In the following days, Little Guizi helped the Ten Lords’ Commission find several Suiyang and successfully resolved them. Only one remained, which they couldn’t find anywhere, with no clues.
The second floor of the Stellar Train’s Party Car.
“First, let’s divide it into two bedrooms, and the other areas will be shared,” Meng Huaifeng and Xing planned the rooms.
Nowadays, Meng Huaifeng has hundreds of billions of fans. He receives endless traffic fees and tips every day. Although it doesn’t compare to Asta, he has already achieved Financial Freedom.
So Meng Huaifeng decided to renovate the rooms and cover Xing’s room as well.
“Secondly, there must be an esports room,” Meng Huaifeng said.
“I second that!” Xing agreed wholeheartedly.
“A refrigerator, sofa, and coffee table are essential,” Meng Huaifeng said.
“And a display room and collection cabinet for my treasures,” Xing said.
“No problem, but you can’t put trash,” Meng Huaifeng warned.
“I don’t have any trash! It’s all treasures!” Xing said excitedly.
“Whether it’s trash or not is not up to you to say,” Meng Huaifeng rolled his eyes.
“Damn it, at worst, I’ll put it in my bedroom,” Xing said indignantly, feeling that no one appreciated her things.
“Smart home system, entertainment system…” Meng Huaifeng said.
“We also need a bathroom, and I want a big one!” Xing said.
The two of them huddled together, discussing and constantly placing orders online.
Xing suddenly received a phone call. Not long after answering, Xing’s expression turned furious.
“Damn it, damn it! Huaifeng, help me quickly!” Xing said anxiously.
“What’s wrong?”
“Mingxi called to tell me that the Golden Man Alley Chamber of Commerce’s order-receiving app has been blocked. Now the Chamber of Commerce can only take orders offline, and many customers find it troublesome and choose other chambers of commerce. Quickly help me unblock it,” Xing said rapidly.
“Blocked? Why?” Meng Huaifeng asked curiously.
“I don’t know,” Xing shook her head.
Meng Huaifeng didn’t hesitate and quickly hacked into the app.
Being blocked was no obstacle for Meng Huaifeng. As the app opened, countless inappropriate pictures filled Meng Huaifeng’s vision.
“Gulp.”
Meng Huaifeng swallowed.
“How is it? Can it be unblocked?” Xing asked.
“Yes, but it will take some time.” Meng Huaifeng criticized and deleted the pictures, afraid of missing even one. If it were unblocked, it would be blocked again.
“That’s good. How exactly did it get blocked?” Xing asked.
“Hmm, the Chamber of Commerce’s app was sent many offensive pictures, and it was automatically blocked by the Xianzhou’s regulatory system,” Meng Huaifeng said vaguely.
Xing was too young to handle it; he couldn’t let her know.
“Damn it! It must have been Scott from The Company! He’s been doing all sorts of bad deeds lately, clogging the chamber of commerce’s toilets, changing the locks, stealing our Lucky Cat, killing the Money Tree, and now he’s blocked our app!” Xing said, her chest heaving with anger.
Apart from the app being blocked, these actions didn’t significantly affect the chamber of commerce’s income, but they were truly disgusting.
“No, I can’t stand it anymore! I’m going to beat him up!” Xing rolled up her sleeves.
“Go, remember to bring money,” Meng Huaifeng said without looking up.
“Why bring money?”
“You have to pay compensation after you beat him.”
“Hmph, can’t I just wear a mask? As long as they don’t see my face, how can they say it was me?” Xing put a white stocking over her head.
“…Where did that come from?” Meng Huaifeng asked in surprise. Xing didn’t wear these things.
“It’s March’s. Want to come with me? There’s another one, here,” Xing handed another one to Meng Huaifeng.
“Beating up one Scott doesn’t require two people, does it? I won’t go. I’ll unblock the app first, and then upgrade it for you to automatically intercept inappropriate pictures, so this won’t happen again,” Meng Huaifeng refused.
“Alright, I’ll go by myself.” Xing directly teleported to Golden Lane. She couldn’t tolerate this any longer.
Meng Huaifeng scratched his head. “March’s stockings, why are they with Xing?”
“Huaifeng, Xing, I’ve finished practicing my sword. Come play with me,” March 7th entered the room and immediately saw the white stockings in Meng Huaifeng’s hand.
“Ew, whose are those?” March 7th said with disgust.
“This… I… Xing gave them to me, it has nothing to do with me!” Meng Huaifeng was flustered for a moment.
“Wait, I lost a pair of stockings a few days ago, also white. Could this be mine?” March 7th’s eyes widened.
“Xing took them! I can swear!” Meng Huaifeng raised two fingers.
“Even if Xing took them, why are they in your hand? Pervert!” March 7th ran downstairs.
A Xing, you’ve really ruined me! Meng Huaifeng covered his face.
