Chapter 106: Shen Qing Yu, Back In Position!
How could you pull it onto the stage?!
As soon as he heard this, Peng Chen couldn’t hold it together, covered his headset and roared in a low voice: “That was just a fart!!”
Just a fart!
He was absolutely certain, because he could feel it!
But Jiang Mou didn’t believe it, already retreating a few steps, the sister-in-law group around and other front-row audience members all smelled the strange odor one by one, hurriedly covering their noses, looking dumbfounded.
Peng Chen reacted, retreating on stilts, away from the front-row audience seats.
“Why is there such a shitty smell?!”
Yang Zi was a bit far from here just now, only now enjoying the immortal energy, couldn’t help but frown deeply: “Who shat?”
“Peng Chen just let it out.”
Ji Zhua Zhang defended Lao Peng: “No no no, it didn’t come out, it’s this smell, it should really be a fart.”
Everyone: “…”
Jiang Mou astonished: “You’ve smelled it before?”
Ji Zhua Zhang furious: “I shared a dorm with Captain and Peng Chen before, I know!”
Jiang Mou speechless.
Ji Zhua Zhang reacted again, pointing at Jiang Mou: “Did you give him your damn fake wine again?!”
Jiang Mou: “?!”
Great panic, defending: “Don’t fart, I stopped selling alcohol ages ago, what I sell now is chicken feet!”
Hearing this, Ji Zhua Zhang got even angrier: “You have the nerve to say that? Your wine was selling fine, you saw me selling chicken feet and got jealous, switched to selling chicken feet, you specifically target brothers to screw them over, you really are a beast!”
“Who are you cursing?! Try cursing again!”
Jiang Mou, cursed into a rage, stood up.
“Curse you how? I fucking want to hit you too!” Zhang Ji Zhua also stood up, a 1.81-meter tall guy with exploding muscle lumps all over, pointing at Jiang Mou: “Peng Chen drank your booze, that’s why he has this aftereffect, you’re really a beast!”
“You… you…”
Jiang Mou’s eyes turned red: “You can insult my character, but you can’t insult my wine, I’m fighting you!”
“Fight your mom! With your scrawny build, I’d beat you like beating a handjob, get lost!”
Ji Zhua Zhang kicked out with one foot.
“Hey, hey!! What are you doing! What are you doing!”
The on-site security finally reacted, hurriedly going up to pull them apart.
In an instant, the front row was a chaotic mess.
Chief Director: “…”
Assistant Director: “…·…”
Audience: “？？？？？”
Rise, fuck your mom, you bunch of idiots, all of you die!!
“Stay away, stay away…”
Yang Zi, getting on in years, couldn’t join in such young people’s activities, just watched from afar, full of emotion: “Fuck… no wonder Chi Ye has connections, this Rise is full of talent!”
“Now Lao Peng really turned into Old Farter.”
“Yue.”
The sister-in-law group also didn’t join the fray, still stuck in the smell Peng Chen left, yue’d a couple times, feeling the filter on Peng Chen completely shattered.
On the other side.
Below the stage was chaos, on the stage, Peng Chen forcibly ignored the disturbance below, retreated on stilts, didn’t poison the front-row audience, but started poisoning Teacher Yang.
Speaking of which, Teacher Yang was already almost out of breath from singing, and then this happened below the stage, in shock, nearly broke her breath and lost control.
Fortunately, it was just a rhythm pause at that moment, she seized the chance to breathe, frantically inhaling fresh air.
But she didn’t expect, after fiercely sucking in several big mouthfuls, it was all smelly air.
“Hm?!”
She fixed her gaze on Peng Chen, saying nothing.
Peng Chen expressionless: “It’s a fart.”
Teacher Yang: “…”
“Oxygen! Oxygen!”
The rhythm chorus arrived, Teacher Yang said nothing, just kept craving “fresh oxygen”.
This performance of his and Peng Chen’s, though not over yet, no need to think, already thoroughly defined as a car crash site, today… screwed.
Sure enough.
Not long after, about Peng Chen and Teacher Yang car crash, 《Voice of Nature》 front row “fighting”, Peng Chen suspected of shitting at 《Voice of Nature》 live site, related hot words rocketed up the hot search list.
Especially the last hot word related to Peng Chen, because Peng Chen’s traffic is so high now, the attention was ridiculously exaggerated.
#Peng Chen Jet Fighter#
#Old Farter#
#Peng Chen Suspected of Incorrigible Nature#
#《Voice of Nature》 Car Crash Site#
The related popularity so high, even surpassed Chi Ye and Shi Daifu’s just-exploded #Chi Ye Shi Daifu Light Years Away live#, reaching first place.
Originally, such outrageous hot searches, no one believed, especially Peng Chen’s fans, even more furious.
But this time many front-row audience smelled it, so they came forward one by one to confirm.
「It’s real! I was in the front row, there really was a smell!」
「Like shitting in his pants pocket.」
「Black fans don’t spread nonsense! Don’t go too far! Believe this kind of hot search?!」
「Jiang Yi you’re fucking dead!」
「What does it have to do with Jiang Yi?」
「This kind of outrageous hot search for my bro, definitely bought by him!」
「I think we should curse Jiang Yi, both named jiangyi, but Jiang Yi gave Peng Chen fake wine, Peng Chen got acute gastroenteritis, Jiang Mou is the real culprit!」
「No jiangyi is any good!」
The situation developed increasingly outrageous, not sure if Ji Zhua Zhang stirred it up, Jiang Mou’s black history of selling fake wine actually climbed the hot search list again.
Jiang Mou, already “invited” out, saw this, eyes turned red!
“Fuck! Ji Zhua Zhang, you really want to go at it with me, huh? Fine fine… playing dirty, like playing dirty huh?!”
He trembled all over, pulled out his mobile phone, shouted at the other end of the call: “Old Farter farted, quick put our chicken feet on sale, this wave we’re rich.”
Ji Zhua Zhang, also invited out nearby: “?”
Glared sideways at Jiang Mou, cursing: “You’re really vile! Have any humanity?”
Jiang Mou ignored him, just tossed out: “If you dare, don’t leave!”
“You little kid? I’m leaving!”
Ji Zhua Zhang also feared Jiang Mou playing dirty, because Jiang Mou had been inside before, and his personality very sinister, always likes crooked tricks.
He was also flexible, saw Jiang Mou on the phone, hurriedly turned and ran to his assistant, calling: “Let’s go, no point bickering with him now!”
“Go back, go back let our people flip his company’s money god upside down, make his fortune shatter!”
Ji Zhua Zhang said viciously.
Assistant: “……Good.”
“So now, where do we go?”
“Back to the hotel first… nah don’t rush back, I feel we can still ride a few waves.”
Ji Zhua Zhang’s business acumen exploded.
Assistant speechless.
……
Meanwhile.
Backstage studio.
#Peng Chen Shitting# live accident on hot search, they naturally got the news.
Even, because they were on site, the news they got was faster and more than online gossip.
“My god.”
Shi Jinwei couldn’t believe such a thing happened.
“……Awesome.”
Teacher Na sighed, young people now are fierce… you say fart then fart, how come the smell so strong?
“Didn’t shit, right?” Hua Yichen was drawn in, he already saw Peng Chen and Teacher Yang coming over.
If really shat pants, definitely need to go back and change.
“…” Shi Jinwei subconsciously looked at Chi Ye, at a time like this, as former Captain of Peng Chen, shouldn’t he say something?
Chi Ye stunned, put away phone, nodded: “Normal, Peng cavity resonance.”
Shi Jinwei: “…”
At this time, Peng Chen and Teacher Yang also walked in, Teacher Yang still subconsciously covering her nose, keeping distance from Peng Chen.
Peng Chen silent, just walked to his seat and sat, right next to Shi Jinwei.
Shi Jinwei looked at Peng Chen, then at Chi Ye, hesitated a moment, still shifted her butt, closer to Chi Ye.
Chi Ye: “?”
Peng Chen: “…”
His mentality exploded at the moment, no mind to stay here longer.
—No need to think, now outside must be full of his #Shitting# hot searches.
Fuck!
Sure enough, getting close to Chi Ye and Rise brings misfortune!
He irrationally resented Chi Ye and all of Rise, suddenly stood up, signaled to the director, directly turned to discuss with assistant, for this crisis public relations.
“He… is he okay?”
Hua Yichen originally wanted to get closer to Peng Chen this time, but seeing him like this, didn’t say more.
“He’s fine, not the first time on such hot search, he has experience.”
Chi Ye chimed in.
Hua Yichen: “?!”
Glared at Chi Ye, coldly snorted and stood up.
After Teacher Yang Peng Chen group ended, it was their turn on stage.
They were also the penultimate to perform today in 《Voice of Nature》, Huang Yixiao group last.
But… thinking of the “incident” on stage just now… though knew probably didn’t really shit, but… somehow felt uncomfortable inside.
Fuck, why not Chi Ye on after?
Why me?
He felt quite unhappy inside, but to clear the negative reputation from last episode outside, he really valued this live.
Can’t be affected, perform well…
Time up, director notified, Hua Yichen and partner Xiao Gui went on stage together.
……
On the other side, after Peng Chen finished talking this on phone with agent, he got a call from his old partner.
“Hello?”
“Little Treasure, what’s going on?” The old partner on the other end sounded concerned, a bit blaming: “At my age I haven’t shat the bed yet, how could you shit on stage?”
Peng Chen: “……Really a fart.”
“I know it’s a fart, but fart can’t be that stinky, look, stank onto hot search.”
Old partner quite dissatisfied: “You’re developing so well now, how always funny news like this?”
Old partner advanced in age, wording a bit outdated, Peng Chen listened silently, eyes reddening, already starting to shed little pearls.
He felt wronged, too wronged.
Just farted, because too stinky, on hot search…
His career and luck just turning good, #Three-Body Dehydrated# just washed off, after meeting Chi Ye and Rise, seemed to stick to shit piss fart again.
Aah!! Fuck!!
He roared inside, old partner still nagging: “I’ll get someone to take down the hot search for you, sigh… Little Treasure, be careful next time, can’t hold shit is no good.”
“……That really was a fart!”
Peng Chen for the Nth time today emphasized, and gave proof: “I haven’t changed pants till now, isn’t that proof enough? Don’t believe, ask people around me!”
Old partner silent for long, shocked: “Change quick! If too long… yue!”
Peng Chen directly hung up, shaking with anger.
“That was just a fart, just a fart!! Aah!!”
He went mad, little giant jumped twice in place, wished to strip pants on site to prove to everyone—look, nothing, just a fart!
Nearby assistant, program team and others trembled, ready anytime to stop him.
Peng Chen face flushed red, mouth almost foaming, noticed everyone’s gazes, fiercely flung hand, “Fuck”ed once, turned back to studio—he still had to go back and keep pretending.
Otherwise away too long, again hot search.
Top streamer, what’s good about top streamer?!
……
Though Lao Peng side angry, old partner really loves him, said take down hot search then took down, actually this hot search pure rumor, Weibo side also gives face to money, the heat about Old Farter, soon going down.
Meanwhile.
On stage, Hua Yichen also finished today’s live.
Had to say, serious mage not acting up, live still has some skill.
At least on-site audience feedback much better than last episode.
This time… should be able to “break” doubts like Chi Ye?
Hua Yichen thought so inside.
Of course, compared to breaking doubts, he cared more about Yue Na going public, as long as he steadied this time, then Yue Na for going public would crazily promote him and Film and Television Department’s certain top streamer young actor.
They two hold the market, Yue Na report looks good, even with this encounter, hibernate few years, even maybe not need few years, could go public.
By then, he could also sip some soup.
Yue Na Headquarters.
Young President Liu personally watched Hua Yichen live after feedback, laughed and clapped: “Good good good, quick arrange press release marketing! Our mage, when not crazy still has some “strength”!”
Secretary nodded, hesitated question: “Then… still step on Chi Ye?”
“Step?” Young President Liu sneered: “I said, I want to kill him!”
“Connections said, steady for a while first, this matter most serious is financial faking, but he has no evidence at all, can’t drag us from going public.”
“After steady this period, I fucking want him nowhere in entertainment industry!”
Secretary nodded: “Good, then I’ll communicate with Harmony Image, they have more energy in music industry.”
“Go.”
Young President Liu already happily humming a tune.
Felt today his happiest day recently.
Ding ling ling.
Just then, secretary’s phone rang, after connecting and saying a few words, face changed, looked at Young President Liu: “Bad… accident happened.”
“Hm? What?”
Young President Liu surprised.
……
Five minutes ago.
Seeing Hua Yichen performance end, doing interview, and on-site feedback degree, Chi Ye found reason to go toilet for something, went to restroom, called Keke.
“Hello? Stir Shen Qing Yu up more, not come rub now, when? Wait Yue Na pass this hurdle?”
“Good.”
Two simply communicated end.
Not long after, Keke sent WeChat: 【No time to stir fire, he jumped out indeed.】
Chi Ye saw message, smiled, clicked delete, then expressionless back to studio.
……
Online, Douyin Platform.
After long absence from fans, already flown to Thailand, starting his “life second spring” Qing Bao Big Brother, finally at Rise third team building finale, arrived late.
Rise’s final God of War in position.
He opened live broadcast room, bought push stream… even at this key time point of Rise, Chi Ye, Peng Chen heat exploding, didn’t need buy too much, live room popularity soared, he rode the momentum on hot search list.
“Sisters hello, really long time no see.”
In lens, he sat in brightly renovated lobby, medium short hair, dressing quite cool, face still that face, but look gave gaygay feeling, kind of strangely glamorous.
At moment, he put out orchid finger, voice soft charming: “Hahaha, what my look changed, jiemei don’t be sad, later not fan giegie, but we can still be sisters ma.”
「This Shen Qing Yu?! Fuck, how turned sissy?」
「Bro, come back, come back we support you!」
「Wuwu! Chi Ye, Rise Yue Na Chi Ye, you did all bad things, look what you did to my bro, turned him girly!」
Shen Qing Yu now has few fans domestic, but still has some small part brainless fans, they have no money, but really liked Qing Bao Big Brother before.
Now seeing Big Brother like this, hearts broken.
