Chapter 107: Undead War God, Slays Everyone
「Hu Ye, you’ve done all the bad things!!
「Give me back the old Ascetic male god who didn’t talk about love!
「Give me back the old Qing Bao good big brother who was once the oldest in Rise!
「Good big brother? Now he should be called good big sister!
Fans and antis gathered, and the effect of Shen Qing Yu’s live broadcast “debut” was pretty good.
He looked at the bullet comments, pointed at his chin very flirtatiously, and hummed: “Oh my, those black fans don’t be so hateful, don’t black our Rise’s good captain, Chi Ye is very manly, okay?”
Netizens: “??!”
Gossip bystanders: “??!”
The guests of 《Voice of Nature》 who were secretly watching the drama: “??!”
Chi Ye: “Fuck your mom’s, deliberately disgusting me, right??!”
He was very sure that Shen Qing Yu absolutely hadn’t turned gay, at least he was faking it now.
This bitch was deliberately disgusting people!
“Um… you’re asking about Peng Chen.”
Shen Qing Yu saw the bullet comments constantly brushing Peng Chen shitting on stage, knew that this matter’s popularity was exploding now, as Peng Chen’s former good brother, good partner, good friend…
He immediately said: “Peng Chen giegie has bad stomach and intestines, very normal. By the way, I have a few toilet brushes and some small items that Peng Chen giegie used before here, if you want them…”
Before he finished speaking, he was warned twice.
Peng Chen, who had just hung up the phone with his old partner and was close to collapsing: “Fuck your mom’s Shen Qing Yu, my stuff and toilet brush were indeed taken by you!”
“You’re even rubbing off this popularity, you deserve to die!”
He was collapsing like this for a reason—the hot search that his old partner had just taken down instantly topped the charts again because Shen Qing Yu went live and said a few words about him.
#Peng Chen Pelvic Resonance# #Peng Chen Shitting#, it just wouldn’t go down!!
“Don’t black randomly, also, I don’t go by Shen Qing Yu now.”
Shen Qing Yu announced his new name: “I’m Rise Judy now~ Shen~ Ju~ Di~ You can also call me Judy sister, Judy sister is going to hold a concert in Thailand next month, do any brothers want to come see?”
“Some sisters here are asking why not hold a concert domestically… oh my, of course because Judy sister can’t hold one domestically now, otherwise why would I hold it in Thailand?”
Shen Qing Yu “giggled flirtatiously”: “You guys are so hateful.”
Outside the program team, Jiang Mou who hadn’t left yet, and Ji Zhua Zhang who had already “run away” were silent.
“…”
“Good big… good big sister how did she become like this?”
“Old big brother… sorry, now should call old big sister, old sister-in-law. Old big sister you… if you’re leaving just leave, why hang on Rise’s name? Isn’t it embarrassing?”
To say Ji Zhua Zhang still had a bit of shame in his heart, seeing Shen Qing Yu shamelessly using Rise Judy’s new name made him feel itchy all over.
Really want to feed him some of Jiang Mou’s fake wine, smell Peng Chen’s fart, get rebuked by Chi Ye, watch me do edge content.
But Jiang Mou was different, he lived up to being Ji Zhua Zhang’s senior in the business field.
After the initial shock and astonishment, he quickly reacted, directly entered Shen Qing Yu’s live broadcast room with his main account, and started with ten big rockets.
“Oh yo, thanks my Jiang brother!”
Shen Qing Yu’s eyes lit up.
Jiang Mou didn’t speak, just typed: “Come on, good big sister, dance.”
Shen Qing Yu: “Huh?”
Everyone: “?”
Jiang Mou grinned crookedly: “Interested in coming to our company as female team captain? Rise sister-in-law group needs talent like you!”
“Can’t be a couple with ex-girlfriend, but can be sisters!”
“How about it, consider it?”
Shen Qing Yu didn’t speak again, just permanently banned Jiang Mou directly.
Get lost you fucking retard, still want to rub off me as a hot topic?
He turned back to “the main topic”: “Continuing on Peng Chen… Peng Chen brother, you don’t know the reason for his bad stomach and intestines? It’s because back at Yue Na Group, the senior executives always dragged him to dinner parties to drink, his stomach and intestines were hurt by drinking back then.”
“How do I know? I was there too, with him. Nobody liked Jiang Mou, he had a stinky mouth, opens it like he’s about to shit. Back when we just debuted, everyone privately called him shit-making machine, you can imagine, we couldn’t call him, no Rise dinner party allowed people like Jiang Mou!”
Shen Qing Yu was famously petty, now seizing the chance to fiercely diss Jiang Mou.
Jiang Mou who hadn’t exited the live broadcast room heard and flew into a rage, couldn’t speak, could only switch accounts to enter—send gifts—change ID to curse words at Shen Qing Yu:
【Shen Qing Yu armpit stinks】 sent the anchor a lollipop.
【Shen Qing Yu second-rate】 sent the anchor a lollipop.
【Shen Qing Yu hoards Peng Chen’s original flavor underwear】 sent the anchor a lollipop.
Poor bastard!
Shen Qing Yu glanced at the screen obliquely, instantly kicked Jiang Mou’s alt account out again.
Unfazed, continued the main topic: “Yue Na Group, really does all the bad things, heard they thunderclapped recently too, I can only say thunderclapped well… Peng Chen’s fans go hate Yue Na Group, it’s all them, that’s why gieige has this habit of shitting on the spot…”
Peng Chen shitting wouldn’t go down anymore, Peng Chen’s fans went mad.
Because Shen Qing Yu really was Peng Chen’s good brother before, and had “some status” at Yue Na Group, what he said should have credibility.
More importantly, Yue Na Group’s reputation was too rotten now, in a moment, Yue Na Official Weibo was directly attacked, joyfully getting #Yue Na Forces Artists to Drink# hot search.
At the same time, Peng Chen also went mad!
《Voice of Nature》 last group of guests, Huang Yixiao’s group takes the stage.
But no one cared.
《Voice of Nature》 program team’s chief director’s mentality exploded, staring at Chi Ye and Peng Chen with eerie gaze.
All other guests seemingly listening to Huang Yixiao singing, actually like scratched by cat claws, unbearably itchy, occasionally during delay time, bow head online gossiping.
Peng Chen looked at his #Shitting# entry brightly topping hot search again, eyes already red scary.
Second-rate, I fucking won’t let you go!!
Last time because of you, didn’t expect, you died and still won’t stop, you fucking…
While trembling all over, noticed everyone’s gazes, couldn’t hold back, raged: “What are you looking at, I already said, my stomach and intestines are fine, that was just a fart!”
Everyone: “…”
Teacher Yang had just recovered a bit, now hearing this “fart” word, instantly wanted to puke again.
If this is just a fart, you’re too vicious, this fart’s attack power rivals biochemical weapon!
#Peng Chen from head to toe is biochemical weapon#!
Chi Ye glanced at Teacher Yang’s action, couldn’t help saying: “Look how fragrant it made Teacher Yang, still savoring it.”
Teacher Yang: “??!”
“His live broadcast room got banned oh.”
Shi Jinwei had no expression beside her, not interested in these gossips, but topics involving Chi Ye, especially ones that might black him, very interested.
At this moment, staring at Shen Qing Yu’s live broadcast room, found it blacked out, turned back to Chi Ye: “Relieved?”
Chi Ye expressionless, inwardly laughing: My studio prepared N alt accounts for him, banned so what?
With just Shen Qing Yu’s own ability and economic strength, him far in Thailand, let alone so many accounts, even one is hard to get.
Sure enough.
Not long after, good big sister revived again, this time he also knew his “time was running out”, straight to the topic: “Judy sister at Yue Na Group was also good friends with Hua Yichen Teacher Hua oh.”
Hua Yichen: “??!”
Fuck, why suddenly mention me?
A extremely bad premonition rose in his heart.
Next moment, this premonition was verified.
Shen Qing Yu opening thunderstrike: “I dated Teacher Hua!”
Everyone: “??!”
Gazes shocked looking at Hua Yichen one by one.
Hua Yichen face flushed red: “No no! He’s talking nonsense, I don’t like men!”
Chi Ye: “…He’s a woman now.”
Teacher Shi covered her face.
Oh god, too fantastical.
Teacher Hua and Shen Qing Yu actually dated?
But Hua Yichen was completely anxious now.
Not because Shen Qing Yu was rumor-mongering him, but what this bitch said next!
What does he want to do?!
Shen Qing Yu in live broadcast room said: “Teacher Hua is a scumbag! He abandoned me, before this he was still with his ex-girlfriend. By the way, he has a habit you don’t know, he has germophobia.”
“Who can stand this? Right, sister-in-law fooled him, he believed it.”
“Also, Teacher Hua personally did hair transplant, plastic surgery, overall pretty good person, just a bit scummy.”
Hua Yichen started trembling all over.
Fuck your mom’s, Shen Qing Yu, you mad dog, who let you out to bite people?!
Though he really did have germophobia, he absolutely wasn’t gay!
Shen Qing Yu this lunatic, he wants to self-destruct?
Um… opponent really had nothing left to care about.
Thinking here, Hua Yichen greatly anxious, his reputation that had just improved a bit, would it worsen because of Shen Qing Yu again?
He didn’t care about recording the program, stood up and walked outside, called his agent.
“Don’t worry, he’s a lunatic, who would believe what he says?”
Agent answered him like this, instantly letting Hua Yichen relax.
“Then let him keep biting?”
“Company side already took action, his account’s gone.”
One minute later, Shen Qing Yu disappeared again.
But not long after, he actually revived again!
Speed so fast, comparable to real “Undead War God”.
And this time, he didn’t bother with Hua Yichen anymore, directly dropped the real big gossip—Yue Na Group’s current only top streamer, one of the Four Great Young Actors, Ji Hemming’s gossip.
Yue Na Group preparing to go public, music department is Hua Yichen, film and tv side is Ji Hemming.
As the youngest among Four Great Young Actors, top streamer with longest future bloom period, Ji Hemming now even circling in film circle… though effect not great, but indeed Yue Na Group’s “main fighting force” for going public.
Shen Qing Yu had grudge with Ji Hemming before, this time merciless: “Ji Hemming selecting concubines, also kept several mommies, everyone inside Yue Na Group knows this, but they have no evidence, I’m different, I have ‘evidence’!”
He hated Ji Hemming extremely, this matter even Chi Ye didn’t know, he really had Ji Hemming’s chat records from the group back then.
But unlike what he said himself, this matter had no recording, only chat records, not solid evidence, persuasiveness actually not high.
Back then he used these to threaten the other, but because no solid evidence grasped, so… got beaten again.
But even so, chat records exposed, everyone still confused.
Chat content was Ji Hemming’s original words:
【We know so many top resource little Js, no need to keep spending money letting middlemen earn the difference…】
【Yeah, they’re discussing finding mommies to connect but I suggest directly build group to pull in little Js, even we can train a mommy ourselves, net all little Js from all over…】
【…】
This chat record screenshot instantly suppressed all popularity.
#Ji Hemming Selecting Concubines#
Topped hot search list.
Yue Na Group finally panicked!
Young President Liu who was smug not long ago, thought this wave passed, preparing to settle scores hard with Chi Ye, face ashen, slamming table hard—bang bang bang!
“Is this Shen Qing Yu a fucking retard?! Should’ve directly gotten him locked up back then, fucking mad dog, biting randomly!”
“Fuck your mom’s, why do we keep running into so many retards?”
“…”
People around hearing him curse loudly, didn’t dare speak.
Still that sentence, this kind of thing, if opponent has solid evidence, nothing to say.
But without real hammer, normally, wouldn’t affect Yue Na Group at all.
But now wasn’t normal!
Yue Na Group felt like after new year, like water reverse, whatever they do someone comes out to stab them, sneaky, extremely vicious.
First Chi Ye, then Shen Qing Yu…
These two both deserve to die!
“Young President Liu… shareholders already called… emotions quite agitated, you see how we… reply?”
“How to reply? Need to ask me?” Young President Liu’s nose crooked: “Coax them! Tell them it’s fine, we can solve these, all fake, fake news, Shen Qing Yu rumor-mongering!”
“…Problem is Ji Hemming and Hua Yichen both ‘in trouble’ together… especially Shen Qing Yu’s former identity… I feel it really might affect our go public plan…”
Young President Liu heard brain buzzing.
Of course he knew after Shen Qing Yu came out, the situation that had just “improved” a bit got screwed again.
But…
What could he do?
“How about… divert attention?”
“How to divert?”
“Let Peng Chen shit again!”
Young President Liu: “?”
Others opposed: “No way, Peng Chen isn’t our company’s artist, hard to shit again… but we can expose Peng Chen’s romance!”
“…No, what if Peng Chen’s old partner throws out her false teeth? Who dares provoke this old lady?”
“…”
“No problem, good thing these are all ‘fake’, no real hammer… no worries.”
Young President Liu had stabilized emotions, preparing to soothe his team.
At this time, secretary hurriedly came in: “Young President Liu, it’s blown up again.”
Young President Liu: “??!”
Hearing this, he PTSDed, heartbeat sped up a few beats, cursed: “Which retard jumped out again? Not Chi Ye right?”
“No… not, it’s Rise… Rise girl group.”
“What thing?!”
Young President Liu didn’t react at first, still thinking, where does company have Rise girl group…
But immediately realized—this was Rise those beasts’ “girlfriend group”!
“What happened? They have no relation to our company, what accident?”
Young President Liu said this, but trembling inside.
Secretary didn’t speak, just handed tablet to Young President Liu, expression weary.
…
Turns out after fourth ban, Shen Qing Yu revived again, speed surpassed god of death, also responded to everyone saying he rumor-mongered, chat records were P’d.
To this, old sister-in-law not anxious not annoyed, just smiled: “Some jiemei asking Judy sister where I got the chat records from… where from? My ex-girlfriend was selected by Ji Hemming.”
“But not selected… you say where I got them? I screenshotted from her phone and forwarded to myself!”
Then, he directly posted the “evidence” he kept back then.
Everyone thoroughly shocked.
All went to find Rise girl group’s current lead dancer, Qing Sister-in-law.
Similarly “swept out” Rise girl group looked at each other, Qing Sister-in-law sighed, still a bit heartbroken at Shen Qing Yu’s current neither human nor ghost appearance, posted on Weibo:
【Yes, I was selected, I was brother’s dream girl before but ended up stanning Rise, not selected, I’m innocent.】
After posting, felt many jiemei’s complex gazes, sincerely: “I really wasn’t selected!”
“Okay.”
Chicken Feet Sister-in-law seeing this, smiled slightly: “So you were selected too… how come didn’t see you back then?”
“Huh?!”
Everyone incredulous, there’s pros?
Ji Zhua Zhang’s head surrounded by green halo.
“I wasn’t selected either.” Chicken Feet Sister-in-law candid: “…I was brother’s dream girl too.”
Everyone: “…”
Qing Sister-in-law came back to senses, nodded: “Oh, never saw you, what number were you?”
“I was 30, you?”
“I was 12, 30 is my girlfriend.”
Qing Sister-in-law affirmed: “We probably weren’t same batch then.”
“Oh that way, really a pity, couldn’t meet you earlier Qingqing.”
Chicken Feet Sister-in-law regretted.
Two immediately sighed, didn’t expect they had this same experience.
Surrounding other several sisters-in-law looked at each other, suddenly realized they underestimated internal entertainment circle, underestimated these two sisters-in-law!
Rise doesn’t keep idlers.
Rise sister-in-law group, doesn’t keep idlers either!
Two updates today, let me rest a few days
