Chapter 119: Late-night Erotic Scenes, Poisonous Bean Poisons Everyone With 20 Doses!
Shang Youshu was originally crying “wu wu wu”, but upon hearing Chi Ye’s words, she was immediately stunned and muttered in defense: “I didn’t eat buffet.”
She then adjusted her emotion a bit and continued crying “wu wu wu”.
Chi Ye: “…”
This is the strength of the fairy older sister!
This emotion transition is invincible.
“…That thing, stop crying, okay? If others hear it later, they’ll all find out.”
Sure enough, this sentence was very effective.
Sister Shang immediately stopped sobbing, with pear blossom with rain, looking at Chi Ye through the opaque door of the restroom: “Teacher Chi, can you help me?”
“No.”
“wu wu wu.” Sister Shang started “wu wu wu” again, but afraid her voice would be too loud and disturb people, she bit her own sleeve again, “wu wu wu”.
Chi Ye: “…Wait for me to finish speaking.”
“Oh?”
Sister Shang truly pear blossom with rain, with a heavy nasal voice: “Why are you so mean? I’m older than you, can you stop teasing me all the time.”
Chi Ye was speechless: “How can I enter the girls’ dormitory in the middle of the night? There are no stores nearby, takeout will take a while to arrive, wait for me to think of another way…”
“How about just telling the program team…”
“No, don’t! Don’t!”
Sister Shang shook her head frantically, urgently: “Don’t tell others no matter what!”
If I say it, won’t I have to squat here and be “surrounded by spectators”?!
I’m dying!
Chi Ye: “Then what do you say to do? Toilet paper okay?”
“Toilet paper…wu wu toilet paper won’t work, it’s not waterproof…”
Chi Ye: “Ah?”
“…Go find Mom Wen, Mom Wen knows…she should be coming out soon, let her help me find…find sanitary…sanitary napkin.”
“Okay, wait for me.”
Chi Ye nodded, thinking to himself what kind of mess this is.
Little Rose really, always courting death, even drinking during her period…doesn’t cause some trouble for her own body, her heart won’t feel at ease?
No, now she shouldn’t be called Little Rose, should be called Little Snowstorm.
Hmm, as expected of the top streamer even more popular than Empress Dowager and Sister Qianzi, so many nicknames!
Chi Ye muttered to himself while carefully walking to the women’s restroom side, seeing the light still on inside, he paused, then braced himself and shouted: “Mom Wen? Mom Wen~”
“Hm?!”
Inside the restroom.
Mom Wen was still being held up by procedures, startled by the voice, she spoke vulgarity: “Fuck, who?! Pervert?!”
Chi Ye: “…It’s me, Mom Wen, Xiao Chi.”
“Xiao Chi being a pervert?!”
Mom Wen was furious: “I’m this age already, and you’re pulling this?!”
Chi Ye couldn’t hold it: “Sister Shang can’t wait anymore, she went to men’s restroom, forgot to bring sanitary napkin, asked me to come find you…”
“…Oh.”
Wen Lijuan inside the restroom was stunned, awkwardly: “You should have said so earlier, you…ah? Little Shang went to men’s restroom? She…”
“Mom Wen, are you done?”
Chi Ye interrupted, still thinking for Sister Shang’s social death.
“Hm…” Mom Wen inside was silent: “Sister here will find some relationship, take a back door, don’t worry.”
“…Mom Wen don’t say anymore, it’s disgusting.”
Chi Ye decisively gave up waiting here…
What if tomorrow it spreads #Certain Hot Top Streamer Stays Guarding Outside 60-Year-Old Woman’s Restroom Late at Night#
How embarrassing?
As for who is the hot top streamer…don’t ask, ask is pre-loaned!
“Everyone in the room asleep? Tell me where it is, I’ll go in and get it for her?”
“Lin Jingyi not here, just that girl Ran Qiao, sleeping very deeply, just entered the room on time and sleeps, more punctual than this grandmother…good grief, snoring like fighting a war, youth is great, falls asleep instantly…”
“Stop talking, Sister Shang’s legs are going numb from squatting.”
Chi Ye had to interrupt Mom Wen’s nagging again.
“Oh oh…then I’ll tell you where it’s placed…uh, sister doesn’t know either.”
Chi Ye: “…”
“But sister knows the location of her bag, saw her handling it daytime…should be in…”
Mom Wen relied on memory to communicate with Chi Ye.
After Chi Ye noted it down, he entered the “girls’ dormitory” without looking sideways, then discovered…indeed empty…hmm, Kid Sister’s sleep quality is really good.
Daytime really didn’t notice, such a pretty little girl, sleeping so “violently”.
Earwax is about to be shaken out.
She could start a business with Yang Shuo and You Han, open an ear cleaning shop, guaranteed booming business!
Chi Ye thought this while searching, but Mom Wen said it too vaguely, Shang Youshu’s bag too messy, he searched for a long time, finally found Sister Shang’s prepared “personal items”.
He swore he didn’t see anything else.
Didn’t discover over a dozen mobile phones, certain site collector’s edition book Woman, Do It Yourself, various two-dimensional handsome guy illustrated sexy comics, diet pills, and…various proper ladies’ massage products, only walked out without looking sideways, returned to men’s restroom door.
“Teacher Chi…is that you?”
Inside, Sister Shang with trembling calves crouched low, voice thin as mosquito.
“Not me, I’m Jiang Cheng.”
“Ah?!!”
Sister Shang was struck by lightning.
Then reacted, laughed: “Don’t tease me anymore, okay? Did you find Mom Wen?”
“Found it, but not from Mom Wen, she hasn’t come out, I found it in your bag.”
Chi Ye nodded, then asked: “How to pass it in?”
“You found it in my bag…oh, you from my…what?!!”
In the bag?!
Shang Youshu’s pupils earthquake for a second, then instantly visibly sank into despair, silent.
“Sister Shang? Sister Shang?”
Chi Ye tentatively called.
Done done done…
He wouldn’t have seen everything?!
All gone spicy wu wu wu.
Shang Youshu’s mind was in chaos.
Can Mars be immigrated to now? She felt Earth was no longer suitable for her to stay.
Goodbye mom tonight I’m setting sail far away, don’t worry about me I have oars of joy and wisdom!
“Shang…”
Chi Ye was about to call.
Da da da.
Footsteps sounded from the corridor at the corner behind.
Jiang Cheng covering his eyes walked out, puzzled: “Eh, who are you talking to…who’s in the restroom?”
Chi Ye turned back.
Sister Shang in the restroom lifted her head, body becoming even stiffer.
Because now she was already dead.
A dead person’s corpse only gets stiffer!
“Oh, Teacher Huang is inside making cake for Lin Jingyi.”
Jiang Cheng: “???”
His gaze suddenly fell on the sanitary napkin in Chi Ye’s hand, stunned, shocked: “You this…this is?”
Chi Ye face unchanged: “What? I stole it for Shen Qing Yu, not allowed?”
Jiang Cheng: “…”
As expected of Rise’s team spirit!
He seemed to have something urgent too, rubbed his arm again, didn’t BB much with Chi Ye, turned and walked out of small dwelling, looked like going to make a phone call.
“Why does he feel weird…”
Chi Ye puzzled, but saw him walk far, turned back, yet discovered the restroom door had somehow opened a small gap.
“Teacher Chi, give it to me.”
Sister Shang’s voice a bit weak, looked even worse.
Chi Ye passed the item in, asked: “Need to go to hospital?”
“…No need.”
Sister Shang on the other side eyes showing “murderous intent”, staring at door gap hesitating half a while.
But thinking Chi Ye just said “stole it myself” rather than “expose” her, softened a bit.
Forget it…whatever.
Spare his dog life!
Pretend nothing happened.
She clicked the door shut properly.
When coming out again, discovered Chi Ye gone, but table had an extra cup of just poured hot water.
Shang Youshu was stunned, heart relaxed while a bit wanting to laugh.
Shang Youshu ah Shang Youshu, you’re such a big smarty…you how could you…how could you be so embarrassing?!
It’s okay, this lifetime will pass quickly, next lifetime must properly remake as a person.
She deceived herself, picked up the disposable paper cup and drank the hot water in one go, felt much better, took the just packed trash bag, walked outside the courtyard to throw in trash can, then returned to small dwelling.
One minute later.
Jiang Cheng returned from outside the courtyard, walked to table and looked, puzzled: “Eh, where’s the hot water I just poured?”
“Fuck, must be Chi Ye, not only stealing my popularity, but also my hot water!”
Jiang Cheng cursed loudly, turned back to dormitory.
Soon, dormitory became “lively” again.
On the other side.
Chi Ye “mm hmm” twice, hung up phone call, looked at night sky, leisurely returned to his small dwelling.
…
Sister Shang dragged her tired body back to room, inside Ran Qiao’s “fighting” sounds continuous, restroom light still not off.
“Hm?”
She a bit puzzled, a bit worried, walked over and asked: “Mom Wen? Is this going to capital city for business? Not done yet?”
“Yue!”
Inside came Wen Lijuan’s vomiting sound, she weak and surprised: “Little Shang, you done?”
Sister Shang sincerely nodded: “I’m done.”
Mom Wen didn’t hear clearly, at this moment she also dizzy and nauseous, stomach churning, rushed toilet yue a few times, then voice weak: “Sister seems hit again…”
“Ah?”
Shang Youshu finally sobered, hurriedly asked: “What’s wrong? Open the door!”
“Sister seems ate unclean thing…yue! This feeling…poison~bean~sprouts~!”
“No good…bile came out!”
Mom Wen opened door, face deathly pale: “Sister feels need to wash stomach, otherwise poison in stomach.”
Sister Shang startled, hurriedly said: “Teacher Huang drugged wrong person?!”
“Not Old Huang, right? Can’t be? Drug sister second time?”
Mom Wen also stunned, then felt impossible.
What grudge what resentment, Old Huang chase kill me?!
“Lamb…should be lamb problem, yue~”
Mom Wen yue again.
Sister Shang puzzled: “Then why am I fine?”
“You…I don’t know, weren’t you uncomfortable just now too?”
“That was from drinking…”
“Quick tell program team…late and sister afraid sister can only handle business in heaven’s restroom later, sister doesn’t want to go to heaven yet.”
“…”
Shang Youshu reacted, hurriedly called staff, while Kid Sister Ran Qiao in this situation still slept snoring loudly.
—She was woken by stomach churning.
First thing upon waking ran to restroom to vomit, after vomiting little face deathly pale: “Done done…one day’s essence all vomited out.”
Soon, program team and Teacher Huang, Teacher He, Chi Ye etc. all rushed over.
Beside them medical personnel, speed faster than imagined, like came early for other matters.
Chi Ye looked at them, nodded to the lead one.
Shang Youshu startled, bright eyes looked at Chi Ye, curved her eyes.
Chi Ye: “?”
Why look at me like this?!
Want to “kill to silence”?!
“What’s going on?”
Teacher He and others full of sweat, Teacher Huang especially ugly expression, waved hands repeatedly: “Nothing to do with me, my target not her…oh not, I mean I didn’t do it this time! I didn’t!”
Everyone: “…”
“Lamb problem.”
Medical personnel just glanced at their remaining lamb skewers tonight, bit one, spat out and said: “This taste a bit spoiled, spoiled lamb.”
“…What to do? Wash stomach?”
“Did you eat a lot? Not much no need to wash, too painful, vomit and drink more water, expel poison okay…”
Everyone looked at each other.
Then all looked at old rice bucket Wen Lijuan.
Mom Wen: “…Sister ate three jin, a lot?”
Medical personnel shocked: “So little?!”
“Three jin.”
Everyone continued looking at her.
“Two…two jin.”
Teacher Huang anxious: “At this time, why still bragging?! Exactly how much!”
“…Less than one jin…”
“Still no good, too much, how did you hold out till now?”
Medical personnel very anxious: “This must go wash stomach immediately…too dangerous!”
“Ah? Wash again?”
Mom Wen face ashen.
“Mom, basin here.”
Son Ba Sa quickly walked over, handed a basin.
Mom Wen directly yue out again, weakly shouted: “Son…quick check for mom, mom vomited blood, mom vomited blood!”
Ba Sa: “…Mom, that’s red flower at basin bottom…”
“…Mom vomited flowers.” Mom Wen white foam, delirious: “Our mother-son duo plotted against!”
Everyone: “…”
“Done, really confused?! Quick to hospital!”
“Others? Anyone uncomfortable quick say, must go wash stomach immediately!”
Chief Director walked over, nervously asked everyone.
Result among everyone, only ate most Teacher Wen most serious, Ran Qiao much better after vomiting, she indeed didn’t eat much tonight.
Remaining…
Just Jiang Cheng and few others.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng also felt stomach rolling, throat moving, urge to vomit.
But saw program team at this time surprisingly turned on camera, saw Mom Wen’s “disheveled” appearance, heart moved immediately.
On surface waved indicating fine, planned to follow medical team after leaving small dwelling later.
But…just as everyone preparing to go out, stomach rolling suddenly intensified, throat moved, accidentally yue out sound, glanced at shot, gritted teeth, regurgitated back.
“Got it.” Chi Ye saw, pointed at him: “Here’s another secretly eating buffet.”
“Arthur! What are you doing! Quick spit out! That’s all poison!”
Teacher Huang half-laughed in anger: “You want me dead that much?”
Arthur: “…”
“Go go, all go, best all get check-up.”
Everyone left small dwelling in droves, ultimately only Mom Wen and Jiang Cheng few guests with serious reaction sent nearby to hospital for stomach wash.
Remaining few confirmed fine, all returned to rooms to rest.
On the road.
That lead medical personnel looked at Arthur: “What did you call me for earlier?”
“Sigh, don’t mention, earlier couldn’t hold back, almost fought those three idiots…twisted hand.”
“Oh, fine, let me check…”
Medical personnel checked.
…
Meanwhile.
Shi Jinwei finished this day exhausting announcement time, boarded plane to Mushroom House, dozed off.
“When is Chu Han Zhou arriving? Said together drama promotion hype CP, what trick he pulling again?”
“There said gather outside Mushroom House, fine, Sister Shi hates him, better this way.”
“Way said, Sister Shi has people she hates more…”
“Shh, all quiet, let Sister Shi rest well…”
