Chapter 135: Rise’s Four Team Buildings! Treat Chi Ye Like A Japanese Guy!
The agent listened with a chill down their spine: “Is it really that bad?!”
“…Sister, don’t joke with me, what should I do, wuwuwu.”
Sister Shang paused proficiently on her end, then continued wuwu.
“See if you dare eat random things again in the future.”
The agent was exasperated, then said: “Where’s the assistant? Have Xiao Wang go out and buy you some loperamide, is it serious? If not, go to the hospital…”
“It’s not that serious.”
Sister Shang was silent for a moment, then said weakly like a mosquito: “That… I couldn’t resist, bought a bit too much, couldn’t finish it, so I had Xiao Wang try some too… She’s next door right now.”
The agent paused, then asked: “Double marksman?”
“Wuwuwu, sister, don’t say it, so embarrassing, how is one Wallace’s portion so huge! I’m done, I should’ve never ordered it!”
“Good thing Chi Ye didn’t see it, otherwise I’d really die, I’d kill myself!”
The agent: “…”
She glanced at Chi Ye, who had coincidentally come out with her, not sure if he heard, but anyway looking at her with a strange gaze.
“…It’s fine, it’s not your first time embarrassing yourself anyway, just daily life.”
The agent shook her head: “Wait for me, I’ll go buy it for you.”
After saying that, she hung up the phone.
Chi Ye walked over concernedly: “Need to call a ride-hailing service?”
The agent: “…Not necessary.”
She shook her head, dispiritedly communicated with the program team a bit, then went out to buy loperamide for Sister Shang.
The program team and other mentors and guests didn’t know what happened, but the live broadcast was at this point, Shang Youshu could be a bit late.
They couldn’t delay, and immediately headed together to the film and television city set up by the program team.
…
Meanwhile.
Inside the film and television city.
《Actors Please Take Place》’s 46 actors were scattered in various corners of the film and television city, with diverse environments here: one street had costume palace dramas, 80s rural small courtyards, around the corner spy war specials, modern workplace sets.
In short, this costly film and television city had been arranged by the program team into a mini “Hengdian”, showing the program team’s strong financial power.
The 46 actors would start “anywhere big and small acting” mode in this film and television city.
The first half of this episode’s content was the five mentors + four council members entering the film and television city together, selecting and rating actors they “fancied” to form their own “team”.
At this moment.
At a costume drama set in the film and television city.
Zhang Xianming “disheveled and dirty”, dressed in rags, wearing a wig, holding a chicken feet and gnawing while running, mumbling unclearly: “I made it! I made it!”
The surrounding actors watched in shock.
“This is… Rise’s strength?!”
A certain female idol sighed: “No wonder, trained by Chi Ye.”
“Heard Chi Ye is a council member guest, can give us star ratings…”
Everyone: “…”
How to put it, very mixed feelings.
A large portion here were opponents previously “on par” with Chi Ye, even many “veteran actors”, never dreamed that one day Chi Ye would be rating them with stars.
That saying goes?
When you’re red, everyone around is good.
Of course, jealousy aside, but looking at Ji Zhua Zhang from Rise, and the other two already acting 《loop》 male and female leads: the honest guy + Rise sister-in-law group, everyone’s mood had some urgency and pressure.
—These people are all insiders!
Right, not just these few, there are more!
Not far away, Yang Zi grinning, wearing Ximen Qing’s hat, face full of lewd smile.
On the other side, Xiang You’s finger tightly against his nose, occasionally doing a backflip in place.
“…”
Talented people everywhere!
…
“Do you think, us acting like this 《loop》, will the captain get mad when he sees it?”
One of the honest guys, Lin Ze Yu wearing 《loop》 Xiao Heyun’s classic corporate slave outfit, asked guiltily to Chicken Feet Sister-in-law who was cooperating with her.
“Mad about what, outside they’re dying for Rise to reunite, don’t worry, the captain will only be happy!”
Chicken Feet Sister-in-law said smugly, glancing disdainfully at Ji Zhua Zhang over there acting Fan Jin passing the exam.
Really embarrassing, if the captain sees him like this, won’t he be pissed to death?
“Our Rise?”
Lin Ze Yu was dumbfounded—since when are you part of Rise?
But Chicken Feet Sister-in-law was right.
《Actors Please Take Place》 dared to invite Rise this time, naturally aiming for “Rise reuniting again”.
—Other platforms fear Rise, they don’t, they just want traffic!
So, in the just-started live bullet comments, Rise was already dominating the screen.
「Rise! Rise!」
「Want to see Chi Ye comment on other Rise members, quick quick quick!」
「Tearing up, never thought Rise would reunite in a acting variety show one day!」
「Reunite what, without Judy sis and old spray, Rise is never complete!」
「Goddamn Rise, all here for the laughs, right?」
「Coming coming!」
Bullet comments scrolling, the other mentors and council members’ shots connected.
Chi Ye’s group had arrived at the film and television city doorway, just got off the car.
Due to Sister Shang’s “absence” for personal reasons, the program team regrouped the original groups into two: one with three mentors + one council member, the other with two mentors + two council members.
Chi Ye was grouped with Teacher Wu and Teacher Zhang.
His council companion was Sheng Ning.
Total four people, entering from the front gate, the other group from the back, so both sides could pick their own “actors”, meeting at the end.
“Let’s go.”
Teacher Wu with hands in pockets, side by side with Teacher Zhang, Sheng Ning with a cold face beside, Chi Ye sizing up the film and television city: “Built pretty well.”
“Yeah, the program team spent a lot.”
In this group, only Teacher Wu chatted with Chi Ye, Teacher Zhang had too high star power, attitude towards Chi Ye neither hot nor cold, Sheng Ning even more so, always looking down her nose.
Chi Ye didn’t mind, the group walked into the street, but got a scare right upon entering.
Saw a certain female idol crawling on the ground, cat ears on head, tail on butt, upon seeing them, immediately baring teeth and “crawling” over snarling.
That was real crawling.
Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu immediately startled, stepping back.
What ghost thing, retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
Sheng Ning frowned even more, face full of disbelief.
Only Chi Ye glanced a few times, couldn’t help saying: “Can this content air? Gotta be SVIP to watch later, why does the program team always do edge stuff.”
“Cough cough…”
The female idol couldn’t keep it up, broke character in a second.
Teacher Zhang laughed a bit, Teacher Wu classic pout and frown, shaking head wildly.
Signalling this one no, move on quick.
The group continued forward.
“Captain! Captain!!”
Suddenly, a whirlwind-like figure dashed over, holding a half-eaten chicken feet, grabbed Chi Ye and shouted: “Captain, you’re finally here!!”
Chi Ye: “?!!”
The three around: Holy crap, what mental illness?!
But Ji Zhua Zhang didn’t care, the moment he saw Chi Ye, inspiration struck, forget Fan Jin passing the exam, now he was chicken feet hitting Chi!
Grabbing Chi Ye he howled: “Captain, you don’t know how hard we’ve had it without you… I brought your favorite chicken feet this time, quick try a bite, quick!”
He shoved the half-eaten chicken feet towards Chi Ye.
Chi Ye’s face changed, quickly stepped back a few, seeing him still rushing, immediately raised hand: “Too much, too much, Liu Xiahui eats strong lamb waist, hard rub?!”
“I may have a Goujian title, but don’t make me really eat history!”
The others all had stunned expressions.
Bullet comments exploded with laughter.
「Ji Zhua Zhang, have some shame, don’t rub my bro like that!」
「Too forced, straight up shoving chicken feet!」
「Ye Zi, control your mouth! Control your mouth!」
「Where’s my Sister Shang?!」
「hhh, knew Rise wouldn’t disappoint.」
「Laughing to death, Teacher Zhang and Wu Zhenyu both shocked.」
“Captain, you won’t eat? If you won’t, I’ll save it for other teammates!”
Ji Zhua Zhang saw no one paying attention, turned to leave disheartened, immediately turned back, holding chicken feet gnawing while running to the other side.
Everyone: “…”
“Isn’t it, this actor profession, can anyone try it?”
Sheng Ning couldn’t hold back, said coldly: “This so-called ‘actor’ is simply an insult to the word actor.”
“Also, I feel they’re just here to ride on popularity, as long as there’s shot and heat.”
When she said this, she specifically glanced at Chi Ye, meaning self-evident.
Ride on popularity? Ride whose?
Yours, Chi somebody!
You brought this group of demons and monsters.
Chi Ye was speechless, just about to say this has nothing to do with me, but next second, everyone shocked again.
“Husband!!”
Qing Sister-in-law dressed as a housewife, eyes lit up seeing Chi Ye, hand on waist walked over, shouting loudly: “Husband, where’d you run off to? Good news, I have a child!”
Chi Ye subconsciously asked: “Whose?!”
Teacher Zhang opened her mouth.
Teacher Wu’s features twisted.
Sheng Ning laughed in anger.
Bullet comments full of question marks and “professional actor’s poise” “good good, gotta mess with Chi Ye like this”.
“I have a child!”
Chi Ye sensed her “thirst” for heat, looking at Qing Sister-in-law whose stiff acting made features fly, shouting at him with big white voice, silent two seconds, then asked: “You have Yang Zi?”
“Ah?” Qing Sister-in-law broke character again.
“Hahaha.”
Teacher Zhang and Wu Zhenyu couldn’t hold it, burst out laughing.
Sheng Ning opened her mouth, speechless, bluntly evaluated Qing Sister-in-law: “Fake at a glance, acting traces too heavy!”
“You have a child?!”
But at this time, a figure very familiar to Chi Ye walked over, Lin Jingyi surprised and disappointed looking at Chi Ye: “You have a child, and still with me?!”
“Scum male!”
Chi Ye: “???”
「Can’t take it, dying of laughter.」
「Holy crap! More experts!」
「Xia Xia hurry, or Teacher Chi’s wives will be N more.」
「This still a drama?」
「Good good, program team treating Chi Ye like Japanese to mess with, right?」
Sheng Ning actually laughed this time, nodded evaluation: “Acting pretty good, this one can stay, rate later.”
Lin Jingyi overjoyed, forgetting to act, bowed quickly: “Thank you Teacher Sheng Ning!”
Teacher Zhang and Wu Zhenyu glanced at Sheng Ning, said nothing.
Mm, Sheng Ning recently entered Beijing Circle, give her face.
…
On the other side.
Yang Zi dressed sleazily, eyes lecherous, mouth crooked like Nike, searching everywhere for “target” with full lewd smile.
“Little beauty, little beauty~ hehehe~”
He walked to a female actor, bent waist, reached out both hands to grab.
“Ah!”
The female actor not sure if acting, but looked really scared, threw veggies from the stall, turned and ran.
“Beauty~ don’t run, come to brother’s arms, brother will love you~”
Yang Zi saw, no more salt, chased the female actor.
“…Acting too good, true to form.”
Jiang Kaige walking by saw this, sharp comment: “Good seedling for playing old hooligan.”
At this time, Yang Zi didn’t catch the scared female actor, turned, saw Jiang Kaige’s group, target immediately locked on international film empress Yu Peier, eyes gleaming lewdly, pounced clawing: “Foreign beauty~ I’m coming hahahaha.”
The international film empress startled, face pale retreating, looked to partners beside: “This… this…”
“Hehehe, knows to dodge? Brother likes you like this~”
Li Qian and Teacher Zeng couldn’t watch, especially Teacher Zeng, his size couldn’t hide things, spoke in Cantonese straight: “Enough enough, stop acting, keep acting and we’ll call the police.”
Yang Zi stopped in a second, showing old artist’s demeanor, but inwardly regretful: why isn’t it Chi Ye’s group!
Not “own people”, how to walk back door?!
“Cough cough… let’s go.”
Jiang Kaige expressionless, continued forward.
Their group was almost at the end, should meet Teacher Zhang, Teacher Wu’s group soon.
But at the meeting end, saw a figure constantly backflipping.
Xiang You in tight clothes, not sure what role he designed himself, anyway from start kept backflipping, each flip index finger tight to nose bridge, striking a pose, like waiting for close-up shot.
Of course, now he was near exhaustion—after all no one can flip forever!
Where are Uncle Wu and Uncle Zeng?!
And Chi Ye, my good bro, why aren’t you here yet?!
Thinking this, next moment, finally saw “dawn”.
Though not his dreamed Wu-Zeng-Chi combo, with Uncle Zeng here, he’s set!
He immediately gave up resting, continued flipping hard, and slapped himself hard.
Jiang Kaige’s group mouths agape, speechless for a moment.
“He… he’s… acting what?”
“Monkey, flipping somersaults.”
“No, I think this is performance art, look at that finger and slap… art!”
Everyone started social graces.
Teacher Zeng covered face, wished not to know Xiang You.
“Yo, flipping huh?”
At this time, Chi Ye’s voice sounded.
Teacher Zhang, Teacher Wu’s group walked over, Chi Ye spotted the hardworking flipping Xiang You at once, couldn’t help say: “Why so like flipping somersaults and slapping self, I don’t get it, just wanna test mentors’ acting skills that bad?”
