Chapter 156: Yang Zi Blood C! Rise, Rose, Rice In Chaotic Dance, Yu Yan Pukes
——Done for, got involved with shit.
After seeing Rise’s collective attack, Yu Yan deeply realized that this Mid-Autumn Festival Gala was far from just Chi Ye riding on his popularity alone.
To be honest, after mixing in Korean entertainment and internal entertainment circle for so many years, he had seen those riding on popularity and even those riding hard.
But something like directly “forming a group” to ride on popularity, he had never seen or heard of.
Insane!
“If they keep messing with you like this, even a dog would sing better than you!”
The agent was also Nu Fa Chong Guan, trembling all over like chaff.
“What did Teacher Yang Zi do? He’s not even from Rise, why is he joining in on the fun?!”
Yeah, Teacher Yang Zi isn’t from Rise, why is he joining in on the fun?
If Teacher Yang Zi could hear the agent’s words, he would definitely sneer: Wrong, totally wrong!
I’m not from Rise, but Chi Ye is my “good brother”!
Moreover, this time Teacher Yang Zi really succeeded.
After countless failures, this time he successfully got the top hot search, and with the development of the incident, the popularity was still continuously rising.
“Come on, come on, one lollipop each, everyone sign up enthusiastically! Today, I announce here that the auditions for Teacher Yang Zi’s boy band are officially starting!”
Inside Teacher Yang Zi’s Weibo live broadcast room.
He was sitting in the office with a flushed face, his hair slicked back as if smeared with dog urine, shiny and oily, the corners of his mouth hooked in an evil charming smile, and his words full of heroism.
“National challenge contest! Challenge my good brother’s 《Bridge of Fate》, whoever sings well can join ‘Teacher Yang Zi Rice boy band’! This boy band will cooperate with South Korea, invest huge sums to build a heavenly king-level internal entertainment circle boy band, limited spots, everyone sign up enthusiastically!”
The live broadcast room’s popularity exploded, Teacher Yang Zi smiled at the corners of his mouth.
That’s right, after Yue Na launched Rise’s second-generation group Rose boy band, Teacher Yang Zi in 《Actors Please Take Place》 also got it.
After 《Actors》 was suspended for the second time due to Lao Ji incident + various antics, he went home and started preparing his own boy band.
Rise this group is evil, so he decided to build a same-style “combat-ready troop”, a super popular boy band!
And this time, the climax of Chi Ye and Yu Yan’s feud was his perfect opportunity to “net all the shit talents in the world” (riding on popularity).
Believe me, under his money-smashing operation, this “audition” will definitely be a huge success.
And the facts were indeed so.
Not long after he started the live broadcast, he bought hot search terms, riding on good brother Chi Ye and Rise’s various demons and monsters… mainly Yu Yan’s terrifying popularity, his live broadcast instantly caught fire.
Right, Yu Yan’s terrifying popularity!
“There have always been Yu Yan’s fans cursing me as old bitch here, actually I don’t quite understand.”
Teacher Yang Zi saw the bullet comments almost all Yu Yan’s fans cursing him, very aggrieved: “I just have a good private relationship with Chi Ye, but similarly, I’m also Yu Yan’s fan…”
“How about this… add one more condition for Rice boy band’s auditions, besides singing my good brother’s song to get in, everyone can also challenge Yu Yan’s two new songs, if sung better than Yu Yan… um, sung well, then get in!”
The live broadcast room’s bullet comments went crazy.
Yu Yan’s fans frantically reported——you want our brother to die!!
Old bitch, you won’t die well, you’ll suddenly drop dead on the hot search list tomorrow!
Teacher Yang Zi saw this, didn’t speak, just kept a mysterious smile: There’s such a good thing?!
Plus, reporting me has what use, I’ve spent so much money, if Weibo inexplicably bans me, that would be no justice!
Right, RMB warrior, just tough, just awesome!
Teacher Yang Zi’s boy band auditions began, for Teacher Yang Zi’s bonus and boy band selection qualification, the “national challenge contest” also started in full swing!
Yu Yan’s side watched with eyes almost popping out, because not long after the “national challenge contest” started, four or five bystanders stood out——they all chose to challenge Yu Yan’s songs, because 《Bridge of Fate》 was really unsingable.
Then, they all sang better than Yu Yan, so they got in.
Truly, anyone sings better than you.
How could Yu Yan’s side not be anxious? Not break?!
This popularity today, it just won’t go down, right?!
Teacher Yang Zi is still C-ing!!
……
“Teacher Yang Zi, why bother!”
Northeast big restaurant.
Chi Ye ordered Teacher Shi a full table of carbs and protein, then learned this shocking news from Xiao Liu.
He sighed at the inspirational hardworking player, and also sighed at Teacher Yang Zi’s thirst for popularity.
Compared to him, Ji Zhua Zhang’s love for chicken feet seemed insignificant.
“Who says only those in the spotlight are heroes?!”
Chi Ye hummed, Teacher Shi’s almond eyes withdrew from the full table of dishes and looked at him.
Chi Ye smiled slightly: “Interested in changing work environment?”
Teacher Shi was silent.
“Yes, yes, extremely interested!”
Sister Wang was full of surprise: “That… President Chi, we can handle the procedures anytime, when is it convenient for you?”
Chi Ye: “Ah?”
He paused, then turned to look at Shi Daifu: “I occasionally get some inspiration and write songs I can’t sing… you know, I’m solo now, but the studio can’t just have me as the only artist, if you’re interested, come over and play.”
His words were still very sincere.
Of course, peeling back the surface, it was just one meaning: you’re a hidden gem, come make money for me, I need you to be my workhorse!
Teacher Shi probably couldn’t hear this subtext, but when Chi Ye invited her to dinner this time, she vaguely guessed something.
Because Chi Ye wanted to sign her before, but at that time due to various reasons, mainly the grudges with the previous company, she was afraid of bringing trouble to Chi Ye and didn’t agree.
And this time…
Chi Ye looked at Teacher Shi, rarely sincerely saying: “You have enough strength, enough appearance… um, singers now look at appearance too, that’s a plus.”
“But you don’t know marketing, usually too low-key, I checked your small company, they don’t market you at all, all rely on Sister Wang helping you, but my side is different, my side… will ride on popularity!”
Teacher Shi raised her almond eyes, wanting to speak but stopping.
“What do you want to say?”
“Indeed.”
Chi Ye puzzled: “What?”
“Will ride.”
Chi Ye: “???”
“Aiya, Shi Shi, how do you talk to President Chi… that’s called knowing marketing, having business acumen, having personal ability!”
Sister Wang was anxious beside, thinking how Shi Daifu wasn’t afraid of Chi Ye at all.
Um…
Seems like emotionally and rationally, there’s no need to be afraid indeed.
But if becoming boss later, you gotta speak properly!
“We’re not superior-subordinate relationship, we’re partners.”
Chi Ye said softly: “I hope you can come over, become the first partner artist in my studio.”
Teacher Shi heard this, equally conflicted.
Chi Ye saw through her thoughts at a glance, straight up: “I’m not afraid of that Harmony Image now, you should know.”
“……”
He suddenly changed tone, extremely dominant: “Come over if I tell you to, what are you dawdling for!”
“Ah??”
The people around went quiet.
Teacher Shi looked at Chi Ye in surprise.
Sister Wang swallowed saliva, preparing to pull out her mobile phone to call 120.
Chi Ye paused, face unchanged as he shifted his butt, simultaneously making the flowery poses skill “stolen” from Teacher Shi… not sure how many punches it could block.
Um…
After a moment, Teacher Shi had no reaction.
Chi Ye relaxed in his heart, thinking as expected everyone has weaknesses.
Treat pliers with obedience test, treat boxing king with “dominant”!
Otherwise waiting for her to decide, he’d probably be a global superstar already.
“Coming or not?” Chi Ye kept a straight face: “Let me tell you, you should know my style, if I Chi Ye take a fancy to something, I’ll use any means, pit, cheat, kidnap, deceive, think it over, how many times can you withstand?”
Teacher Shi was silent.
Chi Ye felt the atmosphere off, quickly sped up: “Sign contract tomorrow, got it?”
Sister Wang reacted, frantically waving at Chi Ye in fear: “President Chi, I’ll go back and talk to her properly, don’t say anymore, don’t say…”
“Got it.”
Sister Wang: “?”
Chi Ye also stunned, looked at Teacher Shi.
Teacher Shi nodded: “Got it, sign.”
“Haha.”
Chi Ye dry laughed twice, inconspicuously wiped cold sweat, thinking signing an artist for this studio is really hard.
Gotta go all out!
This is… next time signing people, definitely find one who doesn’t punch.
“Alright then… eat then, if you don’t sign, I won’t let you eat, count on you knowing the times.”
Chi Ye muttered, just hurry up and make money for me, so many songs I can’t sing, if you don’t sign over, how do I get you to sing them?
Teacher Shi didn’t speak anymore, lowered her head and started eating small bites.
Chi Ye here settled the studio’s new signed artist, good seedling, great mood, also started eating heartily.
“Chi Ge, a little problem.”
At this time, Xiao Liu came over, whispered: “Teacher Yang Zi’s live broadcast room still got banned.”
“Ah?”
Chi Ye stunned: “He got reported and banned by Yu Yan’s fans?”
“Um… there’s that reason, but more from other aspects…”
Xiao Liu had a weird expression: “See for yourself…”
Chi Ye puzzled, took the tablet, glanced casually, immediately dumbfounded.
……
Teacher Yang Zi’s boy band audition entrepreneurship halted midway, and collapsed on the way.
Yu Yan’s fans’ riotous reporting was one aspect, Yu Yan’s team truly got angry and found Weibo’s senior executives was another.
More importantly, Teacher Yang Zi’s own live content had a “major car crash”.
Originally, auditions at start were all ordinary bystander connections, who knew later an anonymous user with Hong Kong accent came on.
But though anonymous, how could Teacher Yang Zi not recognize his “partner’s” voice?
Back in 《Actors Please Take Place》, their shocking internal entertainment circle performance once “went viral”, becoming netizens’ biggest fun.
——”Xiang You, I know it’s you, you fucking why sneak over to connect? You wanna be in boy band too?!”
Teacher Yang Zi shocked.
Xiang You saw he was exposed, immediately said: “Aiya, isn’t it just seeing your side lively, come over to ride… come play.”
“Also, I see Chi Ye’s song sung so awesome, if someone blacks my brother, I must come help out!”
Teacher Yang Zi on the surface greatly admired, inwardly cursed: Fuck your horse, you just wanna come ride, still putting on airs, you’re not even as good as Ji Zhua Zhang!
Xiang You spoke again, probably after “exposing identity”, his private messages instantly filled by Yu Yan’s fans, Hong Kong prince where suffered this grievance?
“I warn you all oh, you can curse me, don’t curse my family, my dad mom, my wife… otherwise… I’ll get angry oh.”
Just this sentence, caught by Yu Yan’s fans as loophole, reported Teacher Yang Zi’s live room for involving black!!
Truly reasonable and evidenced.
Teacher Yang Zi’s live room suffered first wave impact, but because he recharged money to Weibo’s aesthetics level, temporarily didn’t die.
Until the second heavyweight guest appeared.
That was an account with IP in Thailand below Xiang You.
When he pinched voice saying: “Sawasdee ka, hello, I’m international friend, can I join boy band auditions?”
“Actually, I used to be a man la, I have boy band experience oh.”
The entire live room petrified.
「Judy sister? Judy sister? Is it you?!」
「Tearing up!! Rise actually reunited today?!」
「Just now I was thinking Rise missing a soul figure, didn’t expect you appeared!」
「Judy sister transitioned now? Woo woo, Qing Bao big sister, we miss you so much!」
Teacher Yang Zi also shocked: “You’re Shen Qing Yu?!”
Opposite didn’t speak.
“We don’t recruit girl groups here, you gotta check Rise girl group side…”
Words not finished, live room instantly reported again——involving yellow + bad values guidance!!
Then… Teacher Yang Zi’s live room really died.
Because Shen Qing Yu previously “offended” too many people, whether it was him or not… it was him, so once he appeared, Teacher Yang Zi’s live room equaled yellow, black, LGBT big slam.
Teacher Yang Zi’s confident full-of-hope scheme fell just like that, leaving him roaring unwillingly in the office.
“Rise harmed me!!”
……
“Solved.”
In the hotel.
The agent looked at Yu Yan: “Teacher Yang Zi died.”
Yu Yan tiredly said: “The due impact is already there.”
He meant the hot search entry because of Teacher Yang Zi’s live auditions, bystanders singing better than him.
“No problem, push the entry down, withdraw hot search is fine.”
The agent paused, suddenly said: “Moreover, we have a way.”
Yu Yan: “Hm?”
One hour later.
Yue Na’s recently pushed Rise second-gen group, Rose boy band succeeding the first-gen group’s “big brothers” and Rise’s various “non-staff personnel”, finally started late to ride on popularity.
Led by captain Liu Xingye, deputy captain Peng She singing along.
One group 14 people, twice as many as the now “famous” first-gen Rise!
They chorused Yu Yan’s two new songs.
Then…
Yu Yan’s reputation suddenly “greatly improved” on a large scale.
「Compared like this, Yu Yan sings really well!」
「Yu Yan does have strength.」
「Yue Na’s artists are all talents!」
「No comparison no harm, fully embodied today!」
「Sorry Yu Yan, Rose don’t ruin this song, learn from your old captain.」
「These Rose mice can they die off? Why insult Yan Yan’s song?!」
「That Peng She die with your horse! You’re really fucking wicked!」
「Peng Chen fans anxious, haha.」
All firepower drawn to Rose, Rose boy band sang indeed “shock heaven weep ghost god”, without them Yu Yan is a pile of shit, with them Yu Yan is half pile.
They are the true pile!!
Yu Yan himself saw this and was speechless: “Fuck, I really… anything related to Rise is indeed shit.”
Storm temporarily subsided.
……
Next day.
Jin Family Home.
After eating breakfast properly and orderly, the “Jin Family Home three treasures” sat in the living room.
Jin Ming politely asked sister: “Want to know, the movie your company is preparing, planned to officially start shooting when?”