Chapter 225: Everyone In The Hospital 20, Sister Shang’s Gut Takes The Crown
“What’s going on? Are you okay? How did you suddenly faint?!”
Program Team staff walked in, Director had an ugly expression: “No, let Master calculate it, change the program’s name, too much bad luck.”
“…Lanxin has been dry heaving after eating, vomited twice just now, and went to the toilet three times… Feels like food poisoning.”
Lu Lanxin’s assistant had an anxious expression.
“Food poisoning?!”
Everyone instantly turned their gazes to Shi Jinwei who followed in, then… all looked at Chi Ye—Buddy, too ruthless, really something?!
Sister Qianzi also opened her mouth, her treasure-blue eyes surprised as she looked at Chi Ye, wanting to speak but not knowing what to say.
You… your methods are too direct, too fast…
Sigh, so annoying, if you do this, I… how can I stay stubborn later, I… I’m really… don’t say it, pretty happy!
Chi Ye’s expression unchanged: “Eating so much half-cooked lamb, of course there’d be diarrhea and vomiting? Didn’t you go check on Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu? Are they racing in the toilet now.”
“?!”
Everyone was stunned, finally fully reacting.
Yeah, no matter how unscrupulous Chi Ye is, he couldn’t directly poison other guests…
Teacher Zhang’s grilled meat today really inherited Teacher Huang’s style, Teacher Huang hasn’t arrived but his spirit has, Lu Lanxin definitely got hit hard, what about Teacher Zhang himself?
“Quick, go check on Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu!”
Director called out, everyone went to another small dwelling, sure enough, just as they entered the door, they heard Teacher Zhang’s miserable groans from the restroom.
But…
Teacher Wu was sitting there perfectly fine.
Chi Ye saw his appearance and suddenly realized: “So you really didn’t eat a single bite, saying good good good with your mouth but no action with your hands, specifically targeting Lu Lanxin.”
“Huh?!”
Teacher Wu looked up, saw everyone, paused, then said: “Go to the hospital and check, Old Zhang is getting on in years, what if there’s an accident.”
Director: “…Then let’s go.”
He glanced at the other guests behind him, and Teacher Fang and Ding Zhen who ate a little but not much, both now had ugly expressions, nodding frantically.
Looks like they can’t continue recording the program this afternoon.
Director sighed, started directing staff to prepare, contact the local hospital.
At the doorway, Chi Ye and Shang Youshu, Shi Jinwei, Teacher Shi walked out, Sister Shang patted her chest with lingering fear: “Mommy, scared me to death, for that instant just now, I thought I got hit too… Wait.”
Her brows suddenly furrowed.
Chi Ye reflexively stepped away from her: “Warning warning.”
“…What are you thinking, I don’t feel anything… No, I mean the grapes I ate, they won’t be a problem, right?”
Sister Shang squinted and carefully felt around, her little face full of suspicion.
Chi Ye shook his head: “Can’t say for sure, others eat fine, but you might not.”
“Chi Ye… I swore, I won’t be stubborn in front of you anymore…… You wait, let me go to the restroom first.”
Sister Shang had been “tricked” too much, really panicking inside, hurriedly headed to the toilet.
Everyone watched this speechless.
“Sister Shang won’t really have a problem, right?”
Shi Jinwei was a bit worried.
“Who knows, what she ate privately, only she knows.”
Chi Ye replied.
“Huh?”
Sister Qianzi saw Chi Ye actually responding to her, feeling inexplicably happy inside, a smile just appeared on her face when she suddenly realized something wrong—Wait, just one sentence and I’m already like this?
Oh god, what’s wrong with me, did he PUA me?
She was annoyed and “shocked”.
After a long time, Sister Shang still hadn’t come out, everyone exchanged glances, speechless.
Chi Ye silently sighed: “This is called lying down where you fell.”
Everyone: “…”
“Talking nonsense!”
Click.
The room door was pushed open, Sister Shang came out wearing her jacket, wrapped up tightly, wearing a mask, mumbling: “Hurry! To the hospital, I’m still not reassured, this time I didn’t even come… Something’s wrong, I need to get checked.”
Chi Ye: “?”
Only then did he notice Sister Shang was also carrying a backpack, clearly she really wanted to go to the hospital.
Hmm…
No need for her to say, with this happening to the Program Team twice, no one could guarantee today’s food was all fine.
So, the Program Team director quickly came over, organizing everyone to go to the hospital for check-ups that afternoon.
“…Fine, treat it as a free physical exam.”
Chi Ye said indifferently, anyway his body was definitely fine, and he wasn’t as paranoid as Sister Shang.
Everyone packed their things, then took the Program Team’s car straight to the appointed private hospital.
……
2:30 PM.
Lu Lanxin and Teacher Zhang’s check-up results came out—Teacher Zhang’s lamb problem.
Sister Shang and Chi Ye’s group had no issues.
Of course, Sister Shang herself got a little “accident” during her chest X-ray.
“Huh… what’s this thing?!”
In the hospital corridor.
Sister Shang held her chest X-ray, peering closely and muttering in confusion: “Such a tiny thing… pretty unique.”
Shi Jinwei next to her looked worried: “Sis, tuberculosis, and you say unique… Go back and get it checked, this disease seems pretty dangerous…”
“It’s latent tuberculosis, not tuberculosis.”
Chi Ye corrected: “Didn’t the doctor say, 80% of people have it, won’t flare up without an accident… Lu Lanxin and Director have it too.”
“Huh!”
Sister Shang like a startled bird, instantly covered her chest X-ray, looking at Chi Ye: “You you you… how did you get over here?!”
Chi Ye puzzled: “I’m right behind you.”
“What’s your illness?”
“Oh, cancer.”
“Ah?”
Sister Shang dumbfounded, Sister Qianzi’s face instantly pale.
Then, the two reacted, Sister Shang laughed heartlessly, Shi Jinwei had an ugly expression: “Are you sick? Joking about this?!”
Chi Ye glanced at her sideways: “Are you sick? I’m talking about myself.”
“I…”
Sister Qianzi didn’t know what she thought of, surprisingly didn’t argue with Chi Ye, just said: “I’m very healthy.”
Chi Ye: “…Didn’t check your brain?”
Shi Jinwei gritted her teeth: “Check your mouth first.”
“Checked, doctor said it’s coated in honey, suggests applying more.”
Sister Qianzi: “…”
Chi Ye turned to the chest X-ray covered by Sister Shang: “What are you doing?”
“This… this you can’t look at, this is my chest… all see-through, you can’t look.”
Sister Shang blocked the chest X-ray: “Don’t look where you shouldn’t, Teacher Chi.”
Chi Ye dumbfounded: “Huh? X-ray, and you call this don’t look where you shouldn’t?”
“You’re right too, all bones…”
Sister Shang suddenly sad again: “Just a pink skull.”
Her inspiration bursting, she sighed: “After a hundred years, we’re all just a handful of loess, top streamer, disparity… all a dream, life is just like a dream…”
“…Need me to give you a BGM?”
“No need.”
Chi Ye speechless: “Then let’s go, what are you standing there for?”
“Wait.”
Sister Shang “generously” unfolded her chest X-ray, then took out her mobile phone to take a photo.
“What are you doing?”
Chi Ye puzzled.
“Teacher Chi you reminded me, this kind of film can be seen, can’t waste it, I’ll post to Moments to record it.”
Chi Ye: “???”
Whoever suffers, Moments can’t.
Shi Jinwei also dumbfounded: “Sis… though others can see it, but… seems not great, and your family seeing it won’t they worry?”
“No problem.”
Sister Shang looked up, grinned: “I’ll P this X-ray, P off the little nodule, then healthy.”
Chi Ye’s mouth agape, Shi Jinwei dumbfounded.
Sister Shang puzzled: “What’s up?”
Shi Jinwei shook her head: “Nothing…”
Chi Ye silent two seconds: “You’re really cyber Hua Tuo, electronic healthy ha.”
“Then you spoke, out in the world, who doesn’t know some PS skills.”
Sister Shang smug.
……
Chi Ye ultimately liked Sister Shang’s Moments post, and sincerely commented: 【Truly healthy.】
Afterward, the Unexpected Journey Program Team safely returned to the recording site without danger, but because Lu Lanxin and Teacher Zhang were both exhausted from diarrhea and needed rest, the afternoon outdoor activity was canceled, everyone just simply recorded outside the small dwelling.
As for dinner, the Program Team didn’t dare continue, specially bought healthy ingredients for the guests, of course, still needed everyone to cook, after all had to record the program…
But this task was gloriously given to Teacher Shi, this was also the character positioning given after Teacher Shi confirmed permanent residency on the program.
At 10 PM, everyone finished dinner, program recording ended, entered free activity time（but can’t go back to rooms to rest, Program Team will select some non-sensitive footage as SVIP extra）.
Sister Shang touched her chubby little belly, leaned on the steps, looking at the bright stars in the sky, suddenly feeling that post-meal drowsy but satisfied, nihilistic emptiness—sage time, here it comes.
She sighed: “In this lifetime of mine, I’ve had everything except happiness.”
Chi Ye who was about to enter paused: “Ah?”
“…”
Sister Shang lazily glanced at him, emphasized: “Except happiness.”
Chi Ye: “…Do you have Shi Jinwei’s figure?”
Sister Shang: “?”
Chi Ye curious: “Do you have endless gossip?”
Sister Shang: “…”
“Do you have…”
“Teacher Chi, do you have pornographic website?”
Chi Ye stunned, surprised looking at Sister Shang, frankly nodded: “Yeah, what’s up? You want?”
Sister Shang sullenly said: “Go look at pornographic website, I don’t want to talk to you now.”
Chi Ye: “…”
To make good-tempered Sister Shang say this, Chi Ye felt sufficiently “proud”.
He didn’t stimulate little Shang anymore, turned and walked into the living room.
At this moment, in the living room.
Everyone finished a day’s work, free from the camera, finally could “talk normally”.
Of course, the ones “talking normally” were actually just two people—Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu.
Teacher Shi was now tinkering with her late-night snack in the corner, Shi Jinwei brushing her mobile phone, far from the two old men—because the topic the two old men were discussing right now was a bit greasy in that special middle-aged way.
Yes, night chat, uncles main vibe is “you get it I get it everyone gets it” honey smile + “grounded” middle-aged topics.
“Sigh.”
Teacher Zhang sighed and shook his head, lamenting: “Getting old, really can’t compare to young people.”
“Like when I’m home, at this time every day, I should’ve been resting long ago.”
Teacher Wu surprised: “You sleep this early?”
“No, if I don’t sleep, wife gets energetic…”
“Oh~ like that.”
Teacher Wu with an “I get it” suave（sleazy） expression.
Teacher Zhang lightly coughed twice, glanced at Shi Jinwei and Shi Daifu’s direction, then said: “This is awkward…”
“Like doing homework, repeating the same problem every day, soon master it, time gets shorter, speed faster… Sigh, body’s really not up to it.”
Teacher Wu slurped tea next to him, laughed: “You just haven’t learned the moves.”
“Huh? You have moves?”
Teacher Zhang stunned.
Teacher Wu smiled slightly: “Same situation as you, but my wife hates garlic, so I often eat garlic at night, haha.”
Teacher Zhang thumbs up: “Impressive, impressive.”
“Impressive what, not anymore now.”
“Why?”
“Now she says I only work if I eat poop.”
“Hahaha.”
The two greasy uncles told what they thought were grounded topics, laughing.
Shi Jinwei wanted to plug her ears, feeling disgusted inside.
Teacher Shi had no reaction, because she was always wearing bluetooth earphones.
Chi Ye heard this, glanced at the two, suddenly commented: “Spring gone flowers remain, people come birds unstartled?”
The two old men: “?!”
Chi Ye inexplicably laughed twice, though showing nothing, the two instantly flushed—Fuck you, what do you mean?!
Mocking us?!
Chi Ye didn’t even glance at the two old guys, went straight to Sister Qianzi’s side, gestured: “Come out, got something to tell you.”
Shi Jinwei stunned.
“What are you dazed for, come on.”
Shi Jinwei reacted, inexplicably nervous as she stood: “I… I’m going to wash up.”
Chi Ye: “?”
“You okay? Just chat a bit, got something to ask you.”
Shi Jinwei paused, then said: “Still need to wash up.”
“Then hurry, I’ll wait at the doorway.”
Chi Ye nodded, then went out.
Not long after, Sister Qianzi came to his side, curious inside but couldn’t ask directly, could only pretend cool standing there… blowing night breeze.
Chi Ye glanced at her, then said: “I’ll probably leave tomorrow, but Teacher Shi will stay permanently later, she doesn’t talk much, silent in the last program, afraid she’ll get ‘bullied’, look after her usually.”
Shi Jinwei stunned.
“What’s wrong?” Chi Ye saw her not replying for long, displeased: “No way, not willing to help with this little thing?”
—His purpose this time on the program was partly to promote Teacher Shi, Unexpected Journey popularity very high, Teacher Shi’s next career development needs this variety show boost.
But he’s usually too busy, at most one or two episodes, can’t permanent.
So, Sister Qianzi undoubtedly a great “entrusting” choice… though just “schemed” against, now back, her star power and treatment still top three in the program, and with last lesson, she shouldn’t have issues again.
Have her “look after” Teacher Shi in the program, even pair for CP interactions… simply a free popularity machine.
Of course, Chi Ye didn’t say this outright, but with Shi Jinwei’s brain, she naturally understood.
She looked at Chi Ye for a long time, then nodded: “Help.”
“Huh?”
This time Chi Ye surprised—Wait, so straightforward? No stubbornness?
Shi Jinwei didn’t explain much, lowered her head thinking, then said: “With me here, her popularity and shots won’t break… no one will bully her.”
Chi Ye sized her up twice, satisfied nod: “Good, that’s it… Don’t tell her these things, she’ll overthink.”
Shi Jinwei silent a moment, suddenly said: “I’ll say.”
Chi Ye already turning to go back, dumbfounded, turned around: “What?”
Shi Jinwei pursed lips: “I’ll say.”
Chi Ye: “…Then say it, Sister Qianzi, you’re too disappointing, this stubborn mouth of yours, don’t force me, or one day I can’t hold back, really want to see how hard you can be.”
