Chapter 24: Two Old Timers Debate Daddy
“Alright, am I really going to poison you in broad daylight?”
Teacher Huang was a bit dissatisfied with Yang Zi’s performance and disdainful attitude.
Yang Zi heard this and fell silent without speaking.
Chi Ye nodded: “Can.”
Yang Zi: “…”
Teacher Huang glanced over here discontentedly, then suddenly smiled: “You actually got it right.”
Everyone: “…”
Chi Ye couldn’t hold it together either: “Teacher Huang, are you not even pretending to act now?”
Teacher Huang pouted, with an innocent face.
“…”
Chi Ye was just about to continue interacting when he felt Shi Daifu pause beside him.
He looked over in surprise and saw the Boxing King still expressionless, but the corners of her lips, which had been pursed, were slightly upturned.
Clearly, the Boxing King was holding back laughter now too.
“Just laugh if you want to.”
Seeing her like this, Chi Ye couldn’t help saying: “Actually, smiling more is pretty good.”
Shi Daifu panicked, her lip-corner smile vanished, and she lowered her head, not looking at him.
Teacher Huang in the distance heard this and nodded in agreement, chuckling lightly: “Yeah, young girl, smiling more is pretty good.”
After saying that, he glanced at Yang Zi again and casually added: “You kid…”
Yang Zi: “?”
“Wait… what did you call me?!”
Yang Zi was dumbfounded, momentarily thinking he had misheard.
Kid… child?
“Uh…”
Teacher Huang also realized he had dad-ed the wrong person.
“Fun fact.” Chi Ye looked over here, explaining for everyone: “Teacher Yang Zi wasn’t surnamed Yang before, he was surnamed Kid!”
“…”
Shi Daifu, who had been quietly making the Wind Fire Wheel beside them, paused again, and the smooth Wind Fire Wheel had a brief stutter.
Yang Zi: …Chi Ye, may you not die a good death!
He ignored Chi Ye and looked at Teacher Huang with displeasure, entering his professional field and ramping up the intensity: “How old are you this year?”
Teacher Huang: “?”
Slightly guilty: “I’m 51!”
Yang Zi sneered: “I’m 52!”
Teacher Huang: “…”
Broken, this is a real old man!
Yang Zi paused, raised his voice, frowned and scolded: “Little Huang, you big fat boy, you’re just naughty…”
“Pfft…”
Director Li, who had just sipped tea behind the camera, instantly sprayed out a mouthful of saliva.
“?!?”
Teacher Huang was also instantly dad-ed by Yang Zi’s “big fat boy,” his pupils shaking!
Big fat boy?
Your whole family are big fat boys!
He wanted to retort, but this time he had “first-move dad-ed,” and Yang Zi was even older than him… it really wasn’t easy to counter with “dad.”
No way, how is this old wall lamp older than me?!
“Look, this is the《 Jian Ni》 meaning of existence, who would have thought, family, Teacher Huang actually has a day of being dad-ed… what was that phrase again…”
“The little son is unworthy, not yet favored by daddy!”
Chi Ye shucked corn while turning back to the PD camera, like a live broadcast anchor: “Family who want to keep watching, make a fan light sign, open a VIP, next I’ll provide《 Jian Ni·Dad King Battle》 VIP viewing seats for everyone!”
「hhh laughed my head off, witnessing the famous scene.」
「Who gets it, Yang Zi’s “Little Huang” made my aunt flow delay from laughing.」
「I get you hhh, ex-wife Little Huang left, Old Huang came again!」
「Anchor Xiao Chi, right? Playing with you boy too.」
「Hu Ye hurry over, we want close-up viewing!」
The audience in Chi Ye’s live broadcast room burst into laughter, while Yang Zi here was still frowning and “scolding”: “Tell me, you make dinner, but you insist on educating me, then my age…”
“Your age doesn’t seem right?”
Teacher Huang actually pulled out his mobile phone on site to check, “rank and seniority”: “Your wiki shows you’re 49 this year!”
Yang Zi didn’t change expression: “For sure, I love telling little white lies too.”
Teacher Huang: “…”
You’ve learned it, huh?!
The others around heard the conversation, pursing their lips tightly but still couldn’t help making sounds.
Chi Ye had even laughed out loud.
“What are you talking about, speak louder, I can’t hear!”
In the distance, the Empress Dowager, still happily in the “warehouse,” waiting for other guests to send over corn kernels to start work, saw how lively it was here and frowned in displeasure.
Chi Ye replied: “Nothing, just two old guys debating dad, fighting, not worth watching, don’t look.”
Jin Xia: “?!”
“Cough cough, everyone, time is precious, please continue working.”
Director Li rubbed his face, stopping this group of demons and monsters’ “firefight.”
Goodness, this program is bound to go viral, gathering this group of “people” together is just too entertaining.
And as soon as the program team spoke, everyone snapped back to reality.
Although the current victim list only had Yang Zi, peeling a bit more corn kernels could get beef, lamb, or even seafood like premium ingredients first, last place… probably only poisonous bean left.
Of course no one wanted to eat poisonous bean.
“Teacher Shi, let’s pick up the pace, take this first place first!”
Chi Ye “borrowed the tiger’s might,” Shi Daifu nodded lightly without speaking, and without seeming to exert much force, the Wind Fire Wheel had evolved into “violent storm nebula rift.”
That “crack crack crack” sound made Chi Ye worry that at some point, the machine couldn’t withstand this violence.
Not long after, he surprisingly found his corn feeding speed couldn’t keep up with the corn kernels falling speed!
“Done.”
Half an hour later, a “golden little mountain” had piled up under the machine of Chi Ye and Shi Daifu’s group.
Shi Daifu said softly, released the handle, and a “creak creak” sound rang out, the wood wrapped on the handle seeming to have cracks.
“How many pounds is this?!”
Chi Ye glanced over, his eyelid twitching.
So many corn kernels in front of him, besides what they peeled in this half hour, plus what the two peeled before grouping, all their corn kernels combined.
Even so, this was too much, right?
Can it be moved?
The “warehouse” was pretty far from here.
Shi Daifu looked at him, unsure: “How about saving a bit more before sending?”
Chi Ye: “…Send what? Send me away?”
Shi Daifu: “…”
“Send this batch over first, see the time, probably can send another batch later.”
Chi Ye rubbed his arm, feeding corn seemed easy, but over time, his arm was a bit sore.
Looking at Shi Daifu again, she seemed unaffected at all.
—Sister, real super strength, this badass?
Shi Daifu didn’t know what Chi Ye was thinking, hearing him say “can send a second batch,” her eyes lit up brightly.
Yeah, first batch about thirty kilos of corn kernels, second batch less, they could exchange for more grain.
Enough to eat!
The two stood up, clumsily folding the plastic sheet on the ground, wrapping at least over thirty kilos of corn kernels inside.
Next, they needed to cooperate to deliver the corn kernels to Jin Xia at the “warehouse” for counting.
“Like this, one grabs two corners, I step left foot, you step left foot, then right foot…”
Chi Ye directed.
Shi Daifu nodded lightly, handing two corners of the bag to Chi Ye.
Chi Ye took them, his body sinking, and looking at Shi Daifu’s small hand grabbing the other two corners, it felt like she wasn’t exerting much force.
Chi Ye: “…”
“Hm?” Noticing Chi Ye’s gaze, Shi Daifu was surprised: “Very heavy? Then give it all to me.”
“No need.”
Chi Ye told the truth: “With you sharing, it’s okay.”
“Good.”
Shi Daifu thought Chi Ye was right, the two took small steps forward.
But not long after walking, the problem appeared.
Because they were wearing bodysuits, and Chi Ye had been keeping distance from Shi Daifu…
Not that he was avoiding anything, but he was afraid of getting too close to the Boxing King, in case she got unhappy and punched him flying.
Life is important.
But walking like this tugging, carrying over thirty kilos of corn kernels, was indeed too slow.
Not only slow, but cumbersome.
Soon, Shi Daifu couldn’t stand this “work efficiency.”
In her eyes, this was a very simple thing.
“Teacher Chi, you… go behind me?”
She carefully suggested.
Chi Ye: “?”
“Behind?”
“Mm.”
Shi Daifu nodded lightly: “I’ll carry you on my back.”
Chi Ye: “…”
He hesitated and looked around: “This… not good, right? And space behind is not enough, I might not squeeze through.”
In his mind already muttering, I’m not afraid of others, I’m afraid of you!
Shi Daifu seemed to know what he was thinking, paused, lowered her head, voice like a mosquito: “I’m fine… not as… exaggerated as you think.”
Added in her heart: As long as you don’t move around.
“Like this.” Chi Ye nodded, indeed not moving.
Shi Daifu was silent for a bit: “Or I can carry you by the collar.”
“Ah?”
Chi Ye was stunned, dumbfounded: “What did you say?”
Shi Daifu didn’t speak again, but demonstrated with action.
She took the two corners from Chi Ye’s hand, switched to the other hand, single-handedly easily lifted the thirty kilos of corn kernels.
The other arm shrunk in the bodysuit looped around Chi Ye’s waist.
Without seeming to exert much effort, just her hips and legs lightly lifted, the arm hugging Chi Ye tightened accordingly, and Chi Ye’s whole body was off the ground, “held” up by her.
“Holy crap!”
Chi Ye looked at this scene in disbelief, totally dumbfounded.
“Teacher Chi, this position might not be comfortable… if you can’t hold on, just tell me.”
Shi Daifu noticed the unusual gazes around, her pretty face slightly red, said it like her voice was stuck at home, then strode her long legs.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh.
In the shot, a slim tall girl with high ponytail, single-handedly carrying thirty kilos of corn kernels, the other arm “holding” Chi Ye who was nearly 1.83m tall, suspending him in mid-air, striding swiftly, arriving at the “warehouse” weighing area in an instant.
“woc……!”
Yang Zi, Teacher Lu and others not far away watched with mouths agape.
“No way, isn’t this purely treating my Chi Ye like a figure?!”
“Nonsense, this is clearly a pendant!”
“Sister Shi Shi, you’re so handsome!”
“Teacher Chi, you’re so funny!”
Chi Ye: “…”
He glanced sideways at Shi Daifu, who was only slightly panting without even sweating, his inner amazement turning into “terror.”
Good grief, that unlucky guy who wanted to take advantage of Shi Daifu could survive, gotta thank this rule-of-law society!
Too outrageous!
The other side.
Lu Xiao Ming’s group.
“Xiao Ming Ge~ this is so romantic.”
Lin Jingyi saw Chi Ye’s group’s fancy move, her tech big eyes lit up instantly, shyly sneaking a glance at Teacher Lu.
“?”
Teacher Lu: “…Girl, you want to carry me like that too?”
“Ah?”
Lin Jingyi was stunned, pouted aggrievedly, but didn’t dare be too “outrageous,” could only poke subtly: “Xiao Ming Ge~ of course not me carrying you… um… if you’re tired, then forget it…”
The scene of Shi Daifu carrying Chi Ye wasn’t bad to watch, a bit like a couple single-arm hug, even a little romantic.
And lots of camera highlights, if Lu Xiao Ming carried her, might even hit hot search, she wanted it so bad!
“…”
Teacher Lu was made old-face slightly red by Lin Jingyi’s “if tired forget it,” then his dominant CEO attribute erupted from his bones.
“Tired? Girl, you mean play?!”
Lu Xiao Ming sized up Lin Jingyi’s petite figure, even more confident, smiled: “You like it, then I’ll satisfy you!”
“Wow! Xiao Ming Ge you’re so man!”
Lin Jingyi starry-eyed.
Teacher Lu waved hand, threw an English line: “No problem~!”
Lin Jingyi was stunned, reacted a bit, then understood.
Teacher Lu learning Teacher Huang, playing his own meme to whitewash?
“Go!”
Lu Xiao Ming already shouted, their group now had five kilos of corn kernels accumulated.
The two stood up to pack, Lu Xiao Ming imitating Shi Daifu, looped around Lin Jingyi’s tech waist, lifted hard—failed.
Then he tried letting Lin Jingyi stick to his back, her small figure barely squeezing in.
“Up~!”
“Mm… cough cough!”
Teacher Lu choked but finally carried Lin Jingyi on his back.
“Xiao Ming Ge so awesome!”
Lin Jingyi screamed very restrainedly.
Drawing side glances from everyone.
Chi Ye, already “enjoying,” “sat” in Shi Daifu’s arms, watching this, shook head sighing: “Teacher Lu is too desperate, nearly fifty, letting someone ride him like a donkey.”
Shi Daifu: “…”
“Ouch!”
But next moment, Lu Xiao Ming hadn’t walked far, felt weak, put Lin Jingyi down.
But he put down suddenly, Lin Jingyi still kicking legs cheering, didn’t notice, stumbled and fell to the ground.
Teacher Lu was tugged by the bodysuit, fell too, landing on Lin Jingyi, scaring everyone.
“You okay? Teacher Lu?”
“Fine fine, bodysuit tugged, didn’t fall.”
Teacher Lu waved hand, but Lin Jingyi really had an “issue.”
She covered her face, waving hurriedly: “Camera don’t film me, camera don’t film me first~”
Everyone: “?”
Teacher Lu got nervous: “What’s wrong Jingyi?”
“Nothing…” Lin Jingyi adjusted with both hands: “My nose got crooked, wait for me to pinch it back…”
Lu Xiao Ming: “?!”
Saying that, she already lifted her head, the nose on her face indeed a bit off.
But she wasn’t panicked, reached out carefully pinched, with years of experience, restored to original.
Chi Ye happened to “pass by,” saw and couldn’t help exclaiming: “Look, Teacher Lu tuned Jingyi’s, tuned into a Transformer!”
Lin Jingyi furious: “Chi Ye!!”
Just about to say something, but Shi Daifu maybe couldn’t stand the awkward scene, quickened steps, “clamping” Chi Ye sped away from here.
“…What does she eat to grow up?”
Lin Jingyi looked at Shi Daifu slimmer and “delicate” than her, couldn’t understand her strength.
…
“This young girl…”
Yang Zi and Teacher Huang witnessed the whole thing, looked at each other.
Unlike the other two groups “hot and heavy.”
After the two dad kings’ first clash ended, Yang Zi and Teacher Huang both got tempers, their two obese bodies stuck together, zero motivation to work.
Understandably, Yang Zi’s heart was dead, win or lose, he dies.
Then why bother?
Teacher Huang even more indifferent, even from this segment started explaining the origin and uses of the “corn peeling machine” to Yang Zi.
Listening till Yang Zi drowsy, seizing chances to counter, fighting happily.
At this moment, seeing so many “big events” on field, cameras all focused there, “highlights” monopolized, Yang Zi panicked!
His eyes rolled, looked at Teacher Huang.
Teacher Huang: “?”
“Teacher Huang, I also want…”
Teacher Huang interrupted happily, picking up the pot: “You poison? Okay, I’ll poison you now!”
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