Chapter 228: Riding A Backwards-pedaling Donkey Cart To Play Dj
Xue Pan sat in the driver’s seat, and I rode on the cannon in the cargo bed.
As soon as we went out, music automatically started playing in the car; “Buying old furniture, washing machines, scrap copper, scrap iron, and cans…”
…
I looked back at Xue Pan in confusion. Xue Pan was also stunned, then angrily slapped the car, “Jarvis! Change the song for me.”
“Received, master.”
“Wooo… beep beep, car on the side, car on the side ahead, there’s a convoy behind. Beep beep biubiubiu~!”
Come and enjoy this song, its name is Night Scene. If you like DJ too, then step into my world, let’s rock together tonight, and forget your troubles…”
Xue Pan took out two cigars from the car and handed me one. He also produced two pairs of sunglasses from somewhere and handed me a pair.
After putting on the sunglasses and holding a cigar, I, Big Brother, felt playful.
“Hahahahaha, Fourth Brother, hear my command~!”
“Yo~!”
“Charge~！Down with imperialism~!”
Hearing this, Xue Pan chuckled and revved the accelerator hard.
“Gurgle~！Gurgle~！…”
“Vroom~!”
Under Xue Pan’s control, the war chariot instantly shot out.
“Da da di di da da, da da di di da da…”
My brother and I were having a blast in the Underworld, causing chaos wherever we went.
Among the native residents of the Underworld, there were a few old men who were impolite and let their dogs chase us, shouting as they did;
“You two brats, stop right there~!”
They said we were disturbing their grandsons’ sleep. Damn it, they live in the Underworld and are still coaxing their grandsons…
Adhering to the principle of respecting the old and cherishing the young, my brother and I didn’t bother to argue with them and ran away.
After finally shaking off those old men,
Not long after, we were blocked by a group of old women dancing on the Bridge of Helplessness; “Brat, go play somewhere else. Your music is too loud and it’s disturbing our dancing.”
After just being chased by some old men with their dogs, and now being scolded by some old women, I, Big Brother, didn’t say anything.
But Xue Pan didn’t humor them at all. He cursed, “Fuck, is this your place? You can dance, so what if we play music? I’ll play it! So what? Nyeh nyeh nyeh~!”
When the old women heard Xue Pan speak like that, they were so angry that each of them took off their shoes and held them in their hands, determined to slap Xue Pan.
Seeing that the situation was not good, I, Big Brother, quickly shouted;
“Beep beep biubiubiu~!”
“Retreat~！Retreat, Fourth Brother~!”
Hearing this, Xue Pan; “Vroom~!” We reversed and ran away again, hahahahaha.
Passing by Jin Buque’s residence, I got out of the car and dragged Jin Buque out to show off with us. Hmph, to put it crudely, Big Brother is having fun, can I not bring my brothers?
“Big Brother, where are we going?”
Jin Buque got into the car and rode on the missile on the left. Xue Pan asked me.
“Let’s go~！Let’s go to the Mortal World to pick up Old Dog, and we can hang out~!”
“Okay~!”
“Vroom vroom, dong dong dong dong dong…”
Xue Pan stepped on the gas, and the three of us brothers directly rushed to the Mortal World.
It was already midnight in the Mortal World, and there were basically no pedestrians on the country roads. To avoid disturbing the order of the Mortal World, we got off the car at the entrance of Old Dog’s village.
Arriving at Old Dog’s house, afraid of disturbing Old Dog’s parents’ rest, the three of us entered the house as stealthily as thieves.
Old Dog was snoring and dreaming sweetly.
I gestured to Jin Buque and Xue Pan to quietly lift him up, put only his underpants on him, and then carried him out.
Placing Old Dog on the missile on the right, I smirked wickedly; “Let’s go~！Charge~!”
“Da da di di da da, da da di di da da…”
“Hahahahaha…”
Old Dog was scared awake immediately, almost jumping off the car. Wearing only his underpants, he stood on the missile and did a golden rooster stand, his eyes half-closed, and he yelled, “I am the demon-slaying Dog Feces Grand Master! That thing that erupted from my Big Brother’s chrysanthemum, what kind of demons and monsters dare to challenge your Dog Lord~! If you show off again, I’ll tell my Big Brother~!”
After shouting this, he became much more alert. He looked closely and saw the three of us. He rubbed his eyes, thinking he was dreaming.
He asked me, “B-Big Brother?”
I chuckled, “What’s up, Brother Dog? Don’t you recognize me? Hahaha.”
“Holy shit, Big Brother, why are you here? And Second Brother and Fourth Brother.”
“Hehe, we came to play with you. Go have some fun. There’s cold beer under your cannon, help yourself.”
After Old Dog sat down, he took out a cold beer and took a sip, grinning foolishly and asking, “Big Brother, Second Brother, Fourth Brother, where are we going to hang out?”
I, Big Brother, teased him, “Where? To heaven! Fuck~!”
Who knew that the next second, Jarvis received the command, and before Xue Pan could even start the engine, this awesome car shot towards the sky like a rocket.
“Vroom~！Vroom vroom~!”
In two breaths, we directly reached Lingxiao Palace. At this time, the Old Lord Jade Emperor was drinking, and countless fairies were dancing in the palace.
This was awkward, wasn’t it? Fuck, I, Big Brother, with my sunglasses on and a cigar in my mouth, was facing the Old Lord Jade Emperor.
The brothers were instantly stunned. Old Dog, wearing only his underpants, got out of the car, scratching his head, and asked the Old Lord Jade Emperor, “Excuse me, are you filming a movie?”
Seeing this, I, Big Brother, immediately panicked. Oh, I swear, this car is too intelligent~! This is too much, what the fuck~!
I secretly patted Jin Buque and told him to pull Old Dog back.
Then I, Big Brother, cleverly said to Xue Pan, “Look at you, what are you doing, Fourth Brother? We brothers were having a rare sleepwalking session together, why did you drive the car to a film crew’s location? Let’s go quickly, don’t disturb their filming, fuck~!”
Xue Pan didn’t immediately understand my intention and looked at me with confusion.
Fortunately, Jin Buque was smart and gave Xue Pan a slap right away.
“Slap~!”
“Damn it~! Big Brother told you to drive away quickly, what are you thinking about?”
Xue Pan was jolted by Jin Buque’s slap and immediately shouted, “Jarvis, hurry up and run, as fast as you can!”
“Hello, master. Where would you like to go?”
“To the ends of the earth, run fast~!”
After receiving the order, Jarvis started playing the high-energy music again; “Beep beep biubiubiu~！Come and enjoy this song, its name is Night Scene. If you like DJ too, then step into my world, let’s rock together tonight, and forget your troubles…”
“Vroom vroom~!”
As the high-energy music played, the Old Lord Jade Emperor woke up instantly and shouted, “Guards~！Guards~!”
Juling Shen walked in from the main entrance, blocking our way. That giant foot of his was twice the size of my Big Brother’s.
Xue Pan anxiously continued to shout, “Jarvis, Jarvis, for fuck’s sake, run!”
Jarvis replied, “Sorry, master. Due to abnormal magnetic field interference, Jarvis cannot work properly now. Please activate manual driving.”
This angered Xue Pan. He was speaking, so why would he need it if his hands worked?
Seeing this, I, Big Brother, with a cigar in my mouth, got out of the car and cursed, kicking the front of the car twice; “I swear to Jarvis, you better start up immediately, or I’ll kick you until you’re scrap~!”
